would you eat a sausage made from your own blood

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I would not 15
I would 13


Tell The BTLs to Fuck Off (wins), Saturday, 7 November 2015 12:25 (three years ago) Permalink

*Pippa's Arse

twunty fifteen (imago), Saturday, 7 November 2015 12:29 (three years ago) Permalink

can i have brown sauce?

John Dope Assos (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 7 November 2015 12:41 (three years ago) Permalink

condiments, accompaniments, recipe &c entirely up to you

Tell The BTLs to Fuck Off (wins), Saturday, 7 November 2015 13:53 (three years ago) Permalink

i'm finding this idea grosser than i initially thought i wd and i'm not sure whether it's the idea of consuming bits of myself or the idea of consuming human blood that's off-putting because i do love pigs' blood no question

John Dope Assos (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 7 November 2015 13:57 (three years ago) Permalink

Wouldn't this be like drinking your own urine?

Does anyone know the Klingon for T'ai Chi? (snoball), Saturday, 7 November 2015 14:27 (three years ago) Permalink

It would, if you drink the urine of other animals. Otherwise, no.

Tell The BTLs to Fuck Off (wins), Saturday, 7 November 2015 16:32 (three years ago) Permalink

with the question as it stands i guess i wd have to answer "i would" but i feel like the qualifiers "willingly" and "with relish" shd've made an appearance as options somewhere

John Dope Assos (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 7 November 2015 17:33 (three years ago) Permalink

I already said you could pick your condiments

Tell The BTLs to Fuck Off (wins), Saturday, 7 November 2015 17:57 (three years ago) Permalink

Making such a sausage would be utterly pointless and foolish. But once it was made I can't see any valid reason not to eat it myself. After all, people will suck the blood from a cut on their own finger and not think twice about it.

Aimless, Saturday, 7 November 2015 18:03 (three years ago) Permalink

aimless raises a maybe crucial point: would it make a difference to voters if a no vote meant such a sausage would be eaten by someone else? would it matter who?

denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Saturday, 7 November 2015 18:27 (three years ago) Permalink

important thread

voted yes obv

droit au butt (Euler), Saturday, 7 November 2015 19:02 (three years ago) Permalink

Yes, as a vegetarian it would make a nice alternative to soya.

Al Ain Delon (ShariVari), Saturday, 7 November 2015 19:07 (three years ago) Permalink

Nutritionally speaking, it would be a net loss, because cooking the sausage would destroy some nutrients.

Aimless, Saturday, 7 November 2015 19:25 (three years ago) Permalink

nobody needed that explained to them

Tell The BTLs to Fuck Off (wins), Saturday, 7 November 2015 19:26 (three years ago) Permalink

you're right. seems like common knowledge.

Aimless, Saturday, 7 November 2015 19:32 (three years ago) Permalink

regular blood or menstrual blood?

sarahell, Saturday, 7 November 2015 20:10 (three years ago) Permalink

see "recipe" clause above

Tell The BTLs to Fuck Off (wins), Saturday, 7 November 2015 20:22 (three years ago) Permalink

I think I would (if not, it would be to avoid having needles stuck in me rather than grossout factor) but that picture on the BBC News article is the exact opposite of enticing

a passing spacecadet, Saturday, 7 November 2015 23:45 (three years ago) Permalink

six months pass...

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Thursday, 12 May 2016 00:01 (two years ago) Permalink

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Friday, 13 May 2016 00:01 (two years ago) Permalink

one year passes...

This is impressive that it's almost even. I would've said yes.

Yerac, Friday, 2 March 2018 17:12 (nine months ago) Permalink

sure why not

marcos, Friday, 2 March 2018 17:23 (nine months ago) Permalink

i too would eat a sausage made from marcos’ blood

NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 2 March 2018 17:24 (nine months ago) Permalink

i just did

mark s, Friday, 2 March 2018 17:26 (nine months ago) Permalink

It looks like you would have to cook at a very high temperature to eradicate any blood diseases.

Yerac, Friday, 2 March 2018 17:26 (nine months ago) Permalink

But if it is your own blood, surely it is safe to re-infect yourself with your very own native blood diseases, as opposed to nasty foreign ones.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 2 March 2018 17:28 (nine months ago) Permalink

I don't think you need to worry about transmitting diseases to yourself? iana haematologist tho

xp

scotti pruitti (wins), Friday, 2 March 2018 17:29 (nine months ago) Permalink

Oh, I think I was thinking of Marcos'/a stranger's blood.

Yerac, Friday, 2 March 2018 17:31 (nine months ago) Permalink

dont worry my blood is clean

marcos, Friday, 2 March 2018 17:32 (nine months ago) Permalink

also delicious

mark s, Friday, 2 March 2018 17:38 (nine months ago) Permalink

hell yeah

i am an adventurous eater tho

i've probably ingested a bit of other people's blood tbrr

F# A# (∞), Friday, 2 March 2018 17:42 (nine months ago) Permalink

the theory that eating something that's already come out of yourself can't harm you seems fairly easy to disprove

Under the influence of the Ranters (Noodle Vague), Friday, 2 March 2018 17:43 (nine months ago) Permalink

ya i mean there are acids in yr stomach that can cause severe damage if escaped from its environment

still

gotta live a little hey

F# A# (∞), Friday, 2 March 2018 17:44 (nine months ago) Permalink

oh yeah i'm not saying don't try it

Under the influence of the Ranters (Noodle Vague), Friday, 2 March 2018 17:44 (nine months ago) Permalink

you have to eat your own blood, but soup or sausage?

Dat Login was the dname u doofus (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 2 March 2018 20:36 (nine months ago) Permalink

I ate a scab (mine own) as a dare when I was in the 7th grade. Come at me...

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Friday, 2 March 2018 20:37 (nine months ago) Permalink

don't fucking try it NV

scotti pruitti (wins), Friday, 2 March 2018 20:38 (nine months ago) Permalink

the only interaction my wife ever had w/ her great-grandfather was when he told her "promise me that when you bleed you will suck the blood out of your wound"

marcos, Friday, 2 March 2018 20:43 (nine months ago) Permalink

she was descended from Nosferatu??

Under the influence of the Ranters (Noodle Vague), Friday, 2 March 2018 21:00 (nine months ago) Permalink

https://media.giphy.com/media/Y5yiYy5EuXUbK/giphy.gif

Got my buddy to help me churn out lbi-blood sausages.

Would try, def.

Google Atheist (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 2 March 2018 21:56 (nine months ago) Permalink

I eat my own blood forever.

Screames Fartpoop, Friday, 2 March 2018 22:23 (nine months ago) Permalink

is this going to be like women eating their own placenta thing?

F# A# (∞), Friday, 2 March 2018 22:32 (nine months ago) Permalink

I've now devised a really good performance art piece based on this idea that touches on scottish national identity and biopolitics. just need to fart out an artist's statement. here's the idea:

Name of piece: Man is the pie that bakes and eats himself

I take the stage, on which there is a doctor's office bed (which i lay on) and small worktop with a hot-plate, a chopping board, some cutlery, a plate etc., and the ingredients to black pudding that are not blood and fat - oatmeal, onion etc.

Medical professionals come in with their various apparatuses and proceed to give me liposuction and to collect some of my blood.

I then use some of the fat and blood to make black pudding

then i eat it.

the end

khat person (jim in vancouver), Friday, 2 March 2018 22:38 (nine months ago) Permalink

on next week's chewin the fat

F# A# (∞), Friday, 2 March 2018 22:48 (nine months ago) Permalink

I’m impressed this thread got by without an autofellation joke

El Tomboto, Saturday, 3 March 2018 00:47 (nine months ago) Permalink

guy that fucks cars was banned

Dat Login was the dname u doofus (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 4 March 2018 07:00 (nine months ago) Permalink


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