What's cooking? part 4

Z S the other option is to do what my uncle does, which is to make a big stew of all your favorite things (i.e. like barley, rice, oreos, peanut butter, ginger snaps, cream cheese, sriracha, soy sauce, lentils, pop tarts, and coffee ice cream) and cook that on the stove for like 5 hours and then just eat from that for the rest of the week (via reheating using a microwave)

I basically do that and call it "lentils" or "black bean soup." Skip the ginger snaps tho.

yeah they get a bit soggy

I'm not necessarily "good" technique wise but I've done it so much and trial and errored along the way that I feel really comfortable cooking now and have memorized basics about how things work and go together that it's really pleasing to me that I can just make a whole lot of things without having to read or study or anything, just knowing from past experience.

I'd be so happy to be able to play music this way, having practiced regularly for years until it becomes second nature but I just can't and never will. Needing to eat every day really forced me to learn cooking and I never needed to play music.

thanks for typing this out so i didn't have to. have thought this so many times and tried to remind myself that cooking with ease is something. it's something!

like, my cooking is not gonna blow anyone's mind or anything, but it'll make life more pleasant currently and in the future. that's something.

I had a big lunch yesterday and was way lazy and just ate some white rice that had been in my rice cooker for two days. I put soy sauce and sriracha on it. That's a meal, right?

kind of feeling I should have ground up some oreos and sprinkled them on top

i dunno
if you had some edamame in the freezer you coulda nuked it in there for a little added health/bulk/color, add some spinach after you heat and then some of those fluorescent red pickled ginger thingies and it's a meal.

that's what i woulda done
to me that is not cooking -- that is assembly

oreos ok too, maybe some grape jelly and nutmeg?

these are good ideas

Z S the other option is to do what my uncle does, which is to make a big stew of all your favorite things (i.e. like barley, rice, oreos, peanut butter, ginger snaps, cream cheese, sriracha, soy sauce, lentils, pop tarts, and coffee ice cream) and cook that on the stove for like 5 hours and then just eat from that for the rest of the week (via reheating using a microwave)

A good idea if it was just me eating, but I want to make something nice and fresh for mah gf

Downloading that app you all recommended though!

oh if that's the case you can still make the stew just add everything I mentioned plus some raw kale and spirulina powder

i think finding your own personal groove is essential to confident cooking
for instance, i am v into assembly, pls do not ask me to make a roast because i don't even really know what that is or to whip up a [fancy french term] because i don't know what that is either

good luck to you!! and if i were making that stew, i would prob toss in some dog hair, for its unique proteins

nutritional yeast

nice, there's a vegetarian How to Cook Everything!

I haven't picked it up but I always am suspicious that it's the same cookbook without the meat

one of the most annoying parts about this venture will be playing Where The Fuck Is This Thing at the grocery store. it's especially annoying because about 25% of the time the answer is You'd Think We Have This Thing, But We Don't

it's got a lot of the same recipes but also new ones

ZS I am surprised to hear you are not fond of the NoMa Teeter; my spouse certainly is. Mostly because they always have giant briskets and bargain prices I guess.

So my latest venture is to make a new soup every day Mon-Fri why because I am unemployed and what else to do around the house all day in crappy weather? I will eat some for lunch and then serve it as a first course with dinner.

Today's soup-in-progress is that west african peanut soup from bittman. Tomorrow will be my first attempt at broccoli-cheese soup. Thursday needs to involve cauliflower why because I have some in the fridge. Friday may be some sort of spicy tomato concoction. Please post your favorite soup recipes here and I will make them and report back!

http://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/1841660/moroccan-spiced-cauliflower-and-almond-soup
That is good btw!

Smoke #1 (pork shoulder) turned out pretty good. There's a learning curve, I didn't get it all right the first time, but not bad.

ZS I am surprised to hear you are not fond of the NoMa Teeter; my spouse certainly is. Mostly because they always have giant briskets and bargain prices I guess.

tbh i have an epic grudge against it because they have about 10-12 different kinds of DUMPLINGS!, and every single one of them is pork is chicken. i mean come the fuck on, can we get a single vegetarian option? (yes i know h mart is where i should be going for that kidn of stuff, and also for making your own DUMPLINGS! (which i'm cool with doing!), but i don't have a car so)

sorry, pork OR chicken

DUMPLINGS!

aha! don't have a car! that would change my cooking habits substantially!! i recently weighed myself with a full load of groceries in my arms and realized that it was >50% of my body weight that i carry up three flights of stairs on a weekly (or at least 10-daysly) basis. that's a lot of grocery shopping. could not do w/o a car. also i visit like 5 difft stores regularly.

people have different habits -- cook for your own taste and your own habits! that is my #1 advice.

That's a lot of food and a lot of stairs! Also why I have my food delivered to house.

yeah I shop at at least 4 diff stores, walking would change everything

beer and cantaloupes are very heavy!

I would go as crazy on bargain cans, that's for sure

wouldn't

ok, stolen from How to Cook Everything Vegetarian, here is the tentative draft menu for thursday (i'm going to prepare some of this in advance):

Crunchy Corn Guacamole
Mexican Cheese Salsa
Tortillas
Chiles Rellenos
Black Beans and Chiles with Orange Juice

unfortunately i'm leaving out the Rice Salad because i don't have a rice cooker, and the buttermilk ice cream because i don't have an ice cream maker. i'm a little afraid of total failure on the chiles rellenos but i kind of want to go out on a limb and try it anyway. anyone have any suggestions to add to the menu? i feel like leaving out the rice salad and ice cream for dessert kind of leaves a hole in the dinner.

Wait...I can just BORROW a rice cooker! I'M A GENIUS

you can't make rice on the stovetop? It's v easy

Yeah, I guess I could!

WmC changed my life when he revealed the secret to stovetop rice:

1/2 c rice (2 servings)
toast a minute in a pot with a bit of oil (i usually forget this whole step, but it's a nice one)
add 1 c water
good pinch of salt
bring to boil with lid on
reduce to lowest setting for 20 mins
turn off heat and let sit for 10 mins
done

And no sticking! It really is the easiest thing ever.

I have 2 methods for rice, one is the toasting way and the other is low and slow for really gloopy rice which I sometimes enjoy too
but yeah rice on the stove is super easy

ZOJIRUSHI

Also you don't have to make that much food all at the same time. No wonder you're considering fatigue.

Yeah holy crap just make tacos with one meat item and a bunch of cut-up vegetables and some lime wedges, with rice and beans on the side.

but i want to start off with a bang, see

T/F

if a recipe serves 4, it's ok to halve all the ingredients to make it for 2

nah just make the whole lot and then you have dinner for the next night, too

^^ real talk

ZS I have both a rice cooker and an ice cream maker that you are welcome to borrow anytime. My mother gives me shit about the rice cooker ("how hard is it to cook rice on the stove?"), but I am a total convert.

That menu is way more ambitious that what I would ever tackle unless it was for a dinner party or something, but I guess it is a dinner party if you are doing a special dinner for your grill!

Wait you're not planning on making tortillas from scratch, are you? Because that is some serious next-level shit!

i'm just going to cook the rice on the stove. my previous gf always used a rice cooker so i think i forgot the stove was even an option! skipping out on ice cream because my grill is not a huge fan of it anyway, and i'll already have my hands full.

I'M BUYING 8 CHILES AT THE STORE TONIGHT, HOLY SHIT

better buy some tums too, or something

xpost no the tortillas will just be warmed up from a package. :) everything else should be from scratch though!

One of the things that took me a while to get the hang of when cooking a bunch of different foods is stove / dish / time management type stuff - knowing what you need to start first, knowing what can and should wait til the end, making sure you don't use a particular pan to cook X right now when another will do and you'll absolutely need it to cook Y later, not running out of burners, etc.

There were at least a couple dinner parties years ago when we'd start eating at 9 instead of 7 until I got better at this shit.

My prep is my safety blanket -- if I take the time to set everything up and have my ingredients chopped and ready I'm fine. But if I'm having to do too much on the fly I get kinda aaagh anxious. I'm kinda nerdy that way lol

And I hate dishes that require you to use more than 2 pots/pans. Like cook this thing and add it to this thing put it in the oven then add it to this thing. unless it's like a very slow, drawn out braise or casserole where you get time to wash dishes in between. I have teensy kitchen and I haaaaate having a mountain of dirty dishes in the middle of cooking

I would elaborate on the dirty dish thing but I have a crock pot that I have not scrubbed from NYE