some how ilx doesn't have a terry funk thread. well i'm drunk and y'all need this sorted.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Lh89cwkB4s

GOIT BUZZ TOYS (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 03:39 (seven years ago) Permalink

fyi i'm p certain that terry funk is my favourite person alive. dennis bergkamp can get tae fuck compared.

GOIT BUZZ TOYS (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 03:40 (seven years ago) Permalink

drunk enough that i may also start a cornette thread and also a 'sam posts that eddie gilbert shoot over and again thread'

GOIT BUZZ TOYS (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 03:41 (seven years ago) Permalink

this is the greatest promo ever. it puts the og austin 3:16 or whatever to shame.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkLtItxkbXQ

GOIT BUZZ TOYS (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 03:43 (seven years ago) Permalink

MY WORLD GIRL, Y'ALL MUST HAVE RUN OVER A JACKASS

GOIT BUZZ TOYS (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 03:44 (seven years ago) Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-aAKgmdLKI&feature=related

the name of the video was enough to make me click. a branding iron to the arse by dusty rhodes.

GOIT BUZZ TOYS (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 03:46 (seven years ago) Permalink

of all the legends dead in wrestling, how the fuck is michael ps hayes still fucking alive and given a mic

GOIT BUZZ TOYS (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 03:47 (seven years ago) Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwmKkow6auM

FOREVER

GOIT BUZZ TOYS (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 03:49 (seven years ago) Permalink

FOREVER

GOIT BUZZ TOYS (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 03:50 (seven years ago) Permalink

NUMBER ONE!

GOIT BUZZ TOYS (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 03:50 (seven years ago) Permalink

FOREVER!

GOIT BUZZ TOYS (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 03:50 (seven years ago) Permalink

FOREVER! SAY IT! GOODBYE I LOVE YOU!

GOIT BUZZ TOYS (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 03:51 (seven years ago) Permalink

honestly i know ric flair is a more obvious name but if you don't think terry funk is the greatest wrestler ever then your opinion is fucking null and void and y'all need to spend a week on daily motion (because youtube sucks for wrestling) to figure out that terry funk is the best fucking ever. he's the fucking maradona of wrestling, including the awkward life stories.

GOIT BUZZ TOYS (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 03:53 (seven years ago) Permalink

its weird how i grew up w/ terry funk as just foley's buddy chainsaw charlie and just thought wtf is this gimmick, one day you are gonna have a roid craziness and genuinely slice up stone cold and the rock and the new age outlaws and it will make raw be on the news and it will be the most mental thing ever.

and then i grew up and just learnt that thats basically a normal occurance in wrestling.

GOIT BUZZ TOYS (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 03:56 (seven years ago) Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lz_29CkkBl8

honestly i dunno if i've ever seen anything more perfect than this. even arsenal conceded one at the san siro when we put 5 past inter.

GOIT BUZZ TOYS (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 03:59 (seven years ago) Permalink

I was west coast and only saw terry funk in magazines until loooong after his prime but he's a damn legend and you are otm in re: that promo, that shit is all-time

unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 04:00 (seven years ago) Permalink

fyi the other day i got around to downloading the cornette guest booker w/ the wcw invasion, in which he has a crazy terry funk v. undy at wm18. man i think i would have jizzed my pants if that actually happened instead of a undy v. flair that had no real build up.

GOIT BUZZ TOYS (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 04:04 (seven years ago) Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GOHt4JEBaY

wrestling makes me feel like wishing mario balotelli should be given a mic all the damn day so i could give a shit about any personality in sport/fame these days. "nothing but a pig farm! nothing but pig lives here! tougher than shoe leather! middle age and crazy! i will never return to puerto rico again! never, how do you like that? you people are yellow! you don't have a bone in your bodies! you are pigs! pigs! pigs! pigs! pig! pig! let me talk to the puerto ricans! yes i know a foreign language - oink! oink! oink! oink! you people are pigs!"

GOIT BUZZ TOYS (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 04:10 (seven years ago) Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8SKJmFI9ik&NR=1

this be should on repeat in the louvre.

GOIT BUZZ TOYS (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 04:11 (seven years ago) Permalink

HOW SHOULD I BEAT LAWLER? I GUESS I SHOULD BEAT HIM HALF TO DEATH. BUT LETS GO BACK TO FARGO- HE'S A PERVERT!

GOIT BUZZ TOYS (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 04:13 (seven years ago) Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFfNWJaSTwU&NR=1

i think seeing this by accident when i was younger was when i figured out that i was in love with a man called terry funk.

GOIT BUZZ TOYS (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 04:15 (seven years ago) Permalink

i dunno if i ever saw the match it was a promo for, not sure i still have. i certainl;y had no fucking idfea who tommy dreamer was. just he had a vhs of fucking awesome promos and terry funk became a god.

GOIT BUZZ TOYS (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 04:17 (seven years ago) Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twnG-DzBY0A&feature=related

i remember trying to watch this shoot thinking raven+sandmaninthree6mafiatshirt=awesome but falling fucking asleep because if im honest, sandman is just too fucking drunk whenever to listen to. but terry funk talking about cow nipples is essential obv

GOIT BUZZ TOYS (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 04:20 (seven years ago) Permalink

omg terry funk fucked a cow.

GOIT BUZZ TOYS (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 04:20 (seven years ago) Permalink

seriously i have just heard him admit he lost his virginity to a cow with his father watching.

i am too drunk for this.

GOIT BUZZ TOYS (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 04:21 (seven years ago) Permalink

i cannot comprehend what i just heard.

GOIT BUZZ TOYS (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 04:22 (seven years ago) Permalink

man youtube sucks for old memphis tapes, i'm just gonna go watch sheik shoots w/ the peado rob feinstein and serve myself another drink and eat some toast.

GOIT BUZZ TOYS (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 04:26 (seven years ago) Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYjjOvDgBB8

GOIT BUZZ TOYS (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 04:27 (seven years ago) Permalink

seriously who would give a drug addict a chainsaw and then tell him to beat up people

GOIT BUZZ TOYS (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 04:28 (seven years ago) Permalink

why is road dogg wearing a j.o.b. squad t shirt?

GOIT BUZZ TOYS (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 04:29 (seven years ago) Permalink

i miss tag team partners like billy gunn that had no personality but they had a partner w/ mic skills and also a south park t shirt

GOIT BUZZ TOYS (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 04:30 (seven years ago) Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBrNmkRmEfc

this is still p much the defining image of my childhood. like i guess it should be tony adams scoring v. everton or my first kiss or something but nah its pushing a pensioner off stage in a bin

GOIT BUZZ TOYS (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 04:32 (seven years ago) Permalink

i genuinely believed i'd just watched some people be murdered while being 10 watching wrestling. wonder how i ended up traumatised as an adult.

GOIT BUZZ TOYS (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 04:34 (seven years ago) Permalink

like you see them lying there, not moving; it wasn't done with a gimmick escape. i still think wtf, i've just watched ppl be murdered.

GOIT BUZZ TOYS (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 04:36 (seven years ago) Permalink

youtube clips that make me think i should also start a jr thread. "i hope there is not an idiot out there saying well at least they've learnt how to fall"- with one sentence i learnt to doubt ever thinking wrestling was fake.

GOIT BUZZ TOYS (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 04:38 (seven years ago) Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvaDn3UrYAE&feature=related

it sucks so much that sgt slaughter doesnt just kind of walk around aimlessly for no reason anymore. i guess when d-lo brown and al snow turned up at bound for glory makes up for it.

GOIT BUZZ TOYS (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 04:39 (seven years ago) Permalink


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