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so i just can't find myself caring enough about new wrestling to start new threads.

hell in a cell was the worst fucking thing i have watched. what is the point of it being in teh cage if you aren't going to use it to batter the shit into each other? they pussy'd out on the cena-nexus thing. paul bearer's face is too fucked up to be allowed back on a television, just seeing him talk made me want to puke, although i was p drunk watching it. and having a paul bearer 'swerve' is stupid as if anyone cared who he aligned himself to.

submissions three way was kind of cool though, i guess.

if it wasn't for terrible insomnia i think i would have given up on wwe all together. hell, i can already tell triple h is going to win the rumble.

a hoy hoy, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 11:09 (nine years ago) link

undertaker vs. kane for the world heavyweight championship? Seriously?

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 19 October 2010 02:37 (nine years ago) link

srsly. and then the buried alive match was... well, all buried alive matches are great but even so, i was close to falling asleep.

overall bragging rights:

that dorky guy v. mr. perfect rehash - actually p dope match.
goldust? fucking hell wwe needs to go bankrupt.
cena and nexuzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
buried alive match was ok, dunno why nexus got involved
bragging rights match was good although i always love a survivor series match.
cena and nexuzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz they seriously need to give up on this shitty storyline. they always keep going with shitty storylines for too long. the crowds go silent from lacking of giving a crap, there is no character, cena's woe is me schtick is even worse than his superhero one.

at least survivor series is still a thing.

O holy ruler of ILF (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 01:08 (nine years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Matches Kane(c) vs Edge for the World heavyweight championship Natalya vs Undertaker for the Unified divas world heavyweight championship

<3 u wiki.

survivor series was dull, obv.

hoy orbison (a hoy hoy), Monday, 22 November 2010 06:19 (nine years ago) link

three weeks pass...

anyone else staying up for tlc? last years was teh nuts although this years card is snooze

irish xmas caek, get that marzipan inta ya (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 19 December 2010 23:38 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

omfg the rock as host and supposedly against cena (is morrison going to win elimination chamber? i love seeing big matches where i cannot immediately guess the winner) :) wrestlemania is gonna be the best in years.

if there is a King Moaty, apparently he is huge into slapstick. (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 15 February 2011 18:02 (eight years ago) link

RO-CKY RO-CKY RO-CKY RO-CKY RO-CKY RO-CKY RO-

MPx4A, Tuesday, 15 February 2011 18:10 (eight years ago) link

elimination chamber in an hours time.

if there is a King Moaty, apparently he is huge into slapstick. (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 20 February 2011 23:51 (eight years ago) link

i love booker t as an announcer btw.

if there is a King Moaty, apparently he is huge into slapstick. (a hoy hoy), Monday, 21 February 2011 01:39 (eight years ago) link

that was awes

Samuel (a hoy hoy), Monday, 21 February 2011 02:10 (eight years ago) link

is it me or did undertaker look like he was going to cry?

Samuel (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 22 February 2011 22:03 (eight years ago) link

http://twitter.com/#!/HitmanBretSHart

This is Bret Hart's real Twitter account. There is something about his choice of username that he has not taken into consideration.

MPx4A, Monday, 28 February 2011 21:03 (eight years ago) link

lolol

Samuel (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 3 March 2011 12:56 (eight years ago) link

lol tna

lol jeff hardy

wtf sting not jumping ship when he had the chance

Samuel (a hoy hoy), Monday, 14 March 2011 04:45 (eight years ago) link

three months pass...

a rapper calling all the kids jimmys is lol everytime btw

Samuel (a hoy hoy), Monday, 20 June 2011 18:54 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

JIMMY HART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Monday, 15 August 2011 03:14 (eight years ago) link

divas match - not as shit as usual, huh

gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Monday, 15 August 2011 03:15 (eight years ago) link

4 title changes in a month - KEVIN NASH RUN IN - everyone looking confused and pissed off at the direction

WELCOME BACK RUSSO'S WCW.

gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Monday, 15 August 2011 04:44 (eight years ago) link

Good undercard, everyone looked good

wanky booking in the semi-main, jury's out on the main cos they're pretending to have a long term booking~! strategy going I guess

I like how Cena getting ragged on constantly by all dudes makes him fired up to show he can rassle

MPx4A, Monday, 15 August 2011 20:56 (eight years ago) link

Like, if they spin every little strand of that off into something it could be good eg Cena getting screwed, Del Rio in the main event picture, sinister Cliq intrigue - as long as Nash doesn't wrestle

If we get a fatal four way between Nash, Cena, Punk and ADR or something then yeah I'm gonna start watching soccer again

Punk vs Waltman with a month of shoot promos = thumbs in the middle

MPx4A, Monday, 15 August 2011 20:59 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

I made an CM Punk a while back

not lazy but clowning (Suedey 2), Thursday, 1 September 2011 19:56 (eight years ago) link

lol

so fucking glad they changed their minds immediately about nash v punk - dude needs to diesel power himself away from my tv screen before all this current goodwill makes me give up on them again

fucking nash in fucking 2011

gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 1 September 2011 20:25 (eight years ago) link

I think he didn't get medical clearance

who'da thought it

They still want to use him in ring at some point though

MPx4A, Thursday, 1 September 2011 20:57 (eight years ago) link

I can see Nash doing a runin to cost Punk the match, but even Stevie Wonder could see that. All of Punk's references to the Hunter/Nash hatred being kayfabe hint to it. It's like there's a big arrow on the match saying "KEVIN NASH COMES IN AT THE END"

But I also feel a swerve coming on.

Pohnny Jolo (buckatee91), Saturday, 10 September 2011 00:24 (eight years ago) link

I think the fact that there is a big arrow pointing towards it make it not going to happen. something will happen to stop punk from winning though, and there has also been lots of talk about triple h using their match to be the first time they intentionally bloody a wrestler (punk) up since they went pg. if trips wasnt a heel coo before next weekend, he certainly will be after it. also steph's part in it all has to become obv. before survivor series (as a means to stop using johnny ace). kudos on the wwe for not doing all of this in 1 week though, and spreading it across a whole (smdh; rmde) month.

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Monday, 12 September 2011 10:37 (eight years ago) link

"WHAT'S GOING ON FRANK?"

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 16:53 (eight years ago) link

how the fuck is kelly kelly still a champ?

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Monday, 19 September 2011 01:40 (eight years ago) link

"i stole yr ferrari how does that make you feel?"

well it makes me feel you should get arrested for gta

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Monday, 19 September 2011 01:50 (eight years ago) link

ok so i still dont understand what happened in that last match. looked like a fucking disaster on terms of late wcw/current tna. what a shock that kevin nash would be involved in such shite booking.

seriously, i don't know if my punk-boosted enthusiasm can make it to another ppv (which they've changed the name of again and its in like a weeks time? wth?)

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Monday, 19 September 2011 14:53 (eight years ago) link

so it was announced that after being put through a table, jerry the king lawler is suffering from, according to michael cole, 'anal bleeding'.

mark this moment down, it is the official start of the attitude era mk 2

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 01:54 (eight years ago) link

mark henry, world champion? is that as lol as it seems to someone who's had only the dimmest awareness of wwe since ~2004?

known for melding an outrageous stage presence with tenacious hooks (Merdeyeux), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 11:27 (eight years ago) link

didn't he wrestle taker at wrestlemania around that time?

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 11:29 (eight years ago) link

lol sorry that was 06. then yes, it would be p lol.

he is actually pretty convincing as a monster heel and its shocking how bad their booking must have been the past 15 years to let a run like this go wasted for so long. He has 'injured' Kane, Big Show and last week Lawler in what was a p convincing bit of bullying on the announcers, chocking out JR as well. And he had some good wins v. Sheamus and Orton. maybe more importantly, the matches have been working to his strengths and that his power will overwhelm anyone trying to exploit his slowness. personally i'd love for him to keep it until mania but thats never gonna happen.

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 11:32 (eight years ago) link

Henry was trained by former Canadian professional wrestlers Stu and Bret Hart and Leo Burke.

hmmm never knew this. you'd think they'd mention it, considering the weight the hart fam dungeon has to wrestlers.

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 11:34 (eight years ago) link

ProWrestling.net is reporting that TNA Wrestling has removed Vince Russo as the head creative team writer, and has replaced him with former WWE name Bruce Prichard. Russo is still with TNA, however, as he is considered the senior writer of TV, and continues to write the shows along with Matt Conway.

Prichard, who is also involved in Talent Relations in TNA, has been rumored for the past several months to be taking over Russo's role, and the move became official this week.

The move has not gone without criticism though, as it's being said there is concern in the back with Prichard being given this much power so early on in his run with TNA, especially since he was known for playing political games during his run in WWE.

HEY GUYZ TNA MAY BECOME WATCHABLE SOME TIME IN THE DISTANT FUTURE :DDDDD

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 6 October 2011 20:32 (eight years ago) link

holy shit that was the worst wrestling show ive ever watched not booked by vince russo.

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 03:16 (eight years ago) link

http://www.wrestlezone.com/news/243572-former-wwe-a-roh-name-joins-tna-wrestling-creative-team

shiiiiiit russo gets demoted, lagana gets put in charge and bobby roode looks like he is going to upset the stale top card all within a week?

shiiiiiit tna may become something decent in the future.

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 15 October 2011 06:24 (eight years ago) link

holy shit the video before the awesome truth-punk/trips match was fucking epic. CHAOS.

show kinda dull other than that so far doe.

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Monday, 24 October 2011 21:47 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

omg if cole continues to fucking talk about liverpool i am going to throw up in my mouth.

GOIT BUZZ TOYS (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 02:22 (eight years ago) link

its worse than when he mentions TWIITTER! TWITTER! TWITTER! TRENDING! TWITTER! or does that Sheamus thing of 'this was inspired by Celtic tradition where x happened.' and Booker T of all commentators comes up with cooler things to say on the matter.

GOIT BUZZ TOYS (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 02:24 (eight years ago) link

ok why the fuck should anyone care about survivor series? cena can beat up miz and truth on his own, as shown three weeks ago. rock can beat them up on his own, as shown by tonight. cena and rock might not like each other even more than they currently do? is that enough to make anyone give a fuck? and wow well done killing off any steam miz and truth could have had. seriously, fuck this shit.

GOIT BUZZ TOYS (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 04:31 (eight years ago) link

davey richards and punk be cool and all but... Mark Henry? Mark Henry is the best wrestler there is at the moment? Like he is the one thing really worth paying attention to in wrestling atm? Mark Henry? Father of a hand, Mark Henry?

He best hold on to the title till Wrestlemania.

Tokyo Sexwale (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 19 November 2011 07:36 (eight years ago) link


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