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What is a wrestling fan's favourite Sean Connery film?

The Rock (The Rock was a wrestler but the film is about a hostage situation in Alacatraz, which has the nickname "the rock")

Free Peace Sweet!, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 13:15 (ten years ago) Permalink

Which famous wrestler turns green when he's angry?
The Hulk! (Hulk Hogan)

Party Sausage, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 13:23 (ten years ago) Permalink

Which wrestler can be used for stimulation of the anus during sexual intercourse while he's strangling his retarded son to death?
Chris Ben Wa (Benoit)!

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 13:25 (ten years ago) Permalink

Who is television gambling and football commentator Steve Clarindge's favourite wrestler?
The Undertaker! (Steve Clarindge was banned from driving for undertaking somebody on a motorway)

Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 13:28 (ten years ago) Permalink

Which wrestler is a little like 24 hours fighting a young Morrissey?
Davey Boy Smith (Day v boy smith)!

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 13:34 (ten years ago) Permalink

What was the last thing wrestler Chris Benoit did to his wife?
He Batista! (Battered her. Also Batista is a wrestler.)

Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 13:36 (ten years ago) Permalink

I say I say I say, my wife's run off to the caribbean.
Jamaica?
No but John Cena! (saw her)

Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 13:39 (ten years ago) Permalink

What is a bee's favourite wrestler?
Sting or Johnny Bee Badd (Johnny B. Badd) or one of the Killer Bees or Buzz Sawyer!

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 13:43 (ten years ago) Permalink

Q. What did former WWF midcarder Salvatore Sincere say when he botched a move in the capital of Pakistan?
A. I slam-a bad (Islamabad)!

MPx4A, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 09:34 (ten years ago) Permalink

Q. What do you call a former WCW midcarder that resembles an emoticon depicting the northernmost region of France?
A. Norman Smiley (Norman Smiley)!

MPx4A, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 09:45 (ten years ago) Permalink

Q. What do you call a former WCW midcarder that attempts to play golf while wearing a kilt and long flat devices on his feet?
A. Scott Puttski (Scot putt-ski)!

MPx4A, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 09:47 (ten years ago) Permalink

Q. What do you call a physically well-conditioned WCW midcarder who likes to spend his spare time reclining on dolphins' backs?
A. Mentally ill!

MPx4A, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 09:48 (ten years ago) Permalink

four weeks pass...

David Boy Smith (November 28, 1962 – May 18, 2002) was a British professional wrestler. Born in Golborne, Warrington (now in the Borough of Wigan), Smith is best known for his appearances in the United States of America with the World Wrestling Federation under his own name and under the ring name The British Bulldog.

Smith's middle name, Boy, was the result of one of his parents mistaking the name field on Smith's birth certificate for the gender field. [2]

MPx4A, Thursday, 24 July 2008 14:58 (ten years ago) Permalink


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