rolling Jericho calls The New Day trap queens 2016

lol Del Rio very much trying to do his own shit, doesn't want to be part of the team it seems

Last year at this time Rusev was undefeated and making one of the all time great WM entrances on the top of a tank, and now he's holding hands with Alberto del Rio coming out for a meaningless tag match.

yeah Rusev is totally wasted here. telling Xavier Woods to stand up and take his beating like a man and pulling running sentons, he's really good. Was ridiculous when they ran through all of Del Rio's achievements just then, he's literally done everything a guy can do in the company and he's less over than most of the midcard. the whole League is such damaged goods in their current gimmicks

is Barrett really too physically broken to wrestle? he's so fuckin good on the mic

ohhhhhhhh it's HBK yeaaaaaaahhh this is what we're here for, whaaaaat they're saying he's gonna wrestle, OMG it's Foley who's next?!?!!!! AUSTIN?!!!!!

YEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH is this really gonna happen they mustn't tease us with this

wtf

Boring match, but the post match has gotten my attention.

i'm pretty drunk so i'm basically all in on nostalgia right now but seriously, do they have to dick over their roster in favour of the old guys every fucking time? the New Day should be their own thing, they shouldn't be getting clowned at WM

also fuck Michael Cole for insinuating that HBK was gonna wrestle properly, fucking dick, can't do that shit to my heart

Let's get this straight -- the Tag Team champs lose in a semi-fair fight, and then three retired guys show up and beat up both teams.

OTOH, Michaels looked great, was more over than anyone on the show so far, and can probably still outwork anyone on the roster.

right Lesnar Ambrose, I think this might go full death match, or as near as WWE ever lets things get to that. they need to let Ambrose bring the CZW garbage shit to try and level the playing field. bring it!

Rumour had it that Rock would be appearing in that segment, so does this mean he'll be involved in Reigns vs HHH??

Ambrose vs Lesnar already? Shit better get real.

Good god, did Lesnar eat one of the Lucha Dragons backstage, he looks enormous.

love you Paul E.

my assessment of wrestlemania so far - huh

really? oh man that was a huge letdown

fans dropped out during the second match and haven't come back. two really bad booking decisions and then just a flat out bad match from Brock and Dean. needs the women to come in and save the day now i think

oh wait did they put a belt on Zack Ryder so that the Snickers commercial would make more sense? WHAT IS GOING ON

That was basically an extended squash for Lesnar. What was the point of this feud? Lesnar destroyed him on TV every week and they didn't deliver any of the promised carnage.

yeah Lesnar is very boring now, much as it pains me to say it. he could do the funnest squashes in the world if he varied his offence but the german suplex thing needs to stop. it was amazing as a one-time thing to destroy Cena and it's great in multi-man matches where you can work a story round it, but they really need to start giving him matches with more of a story. it's stupid because he can be the best in the world, that Punk match in 2013 or the Cena 2012 one were fucking sick

It's always nice to see Finkel keep his Mania streak alive (even though they never show him on camera anymore).

Sasha Banks accompanied to the ring by Snoop in an Eddie Guerrero-inspired outfit, be still my beating heart! funny how they haven't commented on anyone else's special attire tonight tho

sasha doing the eddie headscissors makes the night worthwhile (maybe i'll have changed my mind about this in two hours)

michael cole can't tell the difference between women

match of the night so far at a stroll. Sasha Banks should be promoted as hard as anyone on the roster

amazing match but i guess they've decided not to do any good endings tonight?

lol they are determined to kill the spirit of this crowd before they get to the main-event, huh? aside from the Ryder swerve every single match so far has ended on a down note

can't have the outcome of the women's title match be decided by a woman now can we

that should've had another 10 mins

so the battle royal then..... Cena wins right?

That match was surprisingly heatless except for the highspots on the outside.

oh god they're closing the show with Roman Reigns lolololololololol this is such appalling booking. guaranteed a screwy finish in this Cell match too. we're nearing Wrestlemania 9 levels of every match having a dumb as shit finish.

they're basically doing the opposite here of what they've done for the last few Manias where they over-delivered on the card through smart booking.

should finish with the battle royal imo

CM Punk can rest easy -- Shane McMahon didn't get to headline Mania vs Undertaker either.

excellent camera work on taker's entrance tbf

now that the match is on i actually think i wouldn't miss Taker hugely if he loses here tbh

Classic deer in the headlights stare from Shane, I hope taker can hold this match together and not let Shane kill himself.

yeah would be pretty bad if he broke his neck coming off the cell or whatever with his kids right there. what's he gonna do to make this work? surely not more dancing? Mean Street Posse or gtfo really

complete non-reaction to shane kicking out of the last ride

hahaha Shane O'Mac just kicked out of a Last Ride to 0 reaction in 2016! Remember when that used to put away main-eventers? finisher kickouts for everyone!

xpost lol

Shane kicks out of the last ride omg.

The crowd must be saving their energy for booing Roman Reigns later.

"he was trained by the Gracies.."

jesus why are they trying to convince us that Shane can beat Taker in a shoot fight that is NOT what they should be doing with this match

chokeslam on the steps from Taker would KILL most of the current active roster

Dean Ambrose gets treated like a joke vs Lesnar, but Shane McMahon gets to trade MMA moves with the Undertaker. What in the blue hell is wrong with this company?

do you think they're planning on acknowledging the cell at any point

hey look someone can do a worse sharpshooter than Rocky! lol this is farcical

"this is awesome"

"and indeed it is"

this is one of the worst big matches i can remember. this is like Bret / Vince levels of wtf ito layout

yeah this is an absolute nightmare. it's left me eagerly anticipating seeing kane throw tyler breeze out of the battle royal three seconds in

k right he's gonna do it you fuckin crazy twat

oh god when he was standing up there gulping it was like watching a snuff movie

well he seems to be alive so that's a single +ve for this match