"No-one... NO ONE SAW THAT COMING." Ok Michael Cole.
We are going to get 25 minutes of Orton-Kane and we got 18 seconds of the best guy there.
― Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 1 April 2012 23:14 (twelve years ago) link
hahahahaha, fuck that! So glad I'm not paying for this shit. That was a world title match?! Poor Bryan
― Windsor Davies, Sunday, 1 April 2012 23:14 (twelve years ago) link
Teams should have names. Team Jonny v. Team Teddy is lame, they should be like the Dynamic Aces v. the Doom Alliance or something.
― Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 1 April 2012 23:15 (twelve years ago) link
Say what you want about the WWE bookers, they know how to troll the smarks. I wonder if this has all been a long practical joke with the whole Bryan title run just an elaborate set-up for that punchline. Still, frees up an extra 20 minutes for Rock and Cena to flex at each other.
― Windsor Davies, Sunday, 1 April 2012 23:16 (twelve years ago) link
Oh shit NOW its Kane v. Orton. Its like they want to make me hate this ppv from the start.
― Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 1 April 2012 23:17 (twelve years ago) link
good to hear that wwe themes are still in the age of nu-metal. shouldn't we be onto sick dubstep drops nowadays?
― Boo-Yaa Too Rough International Boo-Yaa Empire (Merdeyeux), Sunday, 1 April 2012 23:19 (twelve years ago) link
― Windsor Davies, Monday, 2 April 2012 00:16 (34 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Alternatively, you could just say they have no fucking idea what they are doing. Get the best mat wrestler since the child killer and have him fued with a broken Mark Henry, Big Show and then bury him. Make the Royal Rumble seem so worthy by making the opening match two years in a row, whereas Jericho will be up near the top of the card by winning a Raw 11 man Battle Royal.
Now hyping up Brodus Clay the monster and having him debut as the funkasaurus was great trolling. This was just shit.
― Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 1 April 2012 23:20 (twelve years ago) link
― Boo-Yaa Too Rough International Boo-Yaa Empire (Merdeyeux), Monday, 2 April 2012 00:19 (42 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
They played some Skrillex once for something, the internet reaction was hilar
― Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 1 April 2012 23:21 (twelve years ago) link
Actually the opening match wasn't shit. I'm just annoyed that I'm gonna have to suffer these two big piles of shit when I could still be watching Sheamus-Bryan.
― Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 1 April 2012 23:22 (twelve years ago) link
Bets on who goes through the Spanish announce table?
― Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 1 April 2012 23:23 (twelve years ago) link
twitter down the middle between 'lol people who pay for 18 second matches' and 'i paid 65$ for this shit?'
― Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 1 April 2012 23:27 (twelve years ago) link
it's good to ease myself back in with this match that could've taken place with zero differences ten years ago. none of this silly new stuff that bryan's bringing in.
― Boo-Yaa Too Rough International Boo-Yaa Empire (Merdeyeux), Sunday, 1 April 2012 23:29 (twelve years ago) link
Maaaan, so it's gonna be an hour each for the HIAC and the m/e then. I could do without that.
― Windsor Davies, Sunday, 1 April 2012 23:32 (twelve years ago) link
the tweet to put it all in horrifying perspective:
Tony Schiavone @TonySchiavone_
Wow, #JeffHardy lasted longer than #DanielBryan when he lost the title. #Wrestlemania #IWantWrestling #WWE
― Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 1 April 2012 23:32 (twelve years ago) link
ok this is just embarrassing.
and another advert.
hope big show wears a special wm knit hat for all to enjoy.
― Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 1 April 2012 23:36 (twelve years ago) link
oh and on the 'titles mean jack shit' front - three of them - half of the wwe titles - aren't being defended tonight.
― Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 1 April 2012 23:40 (twelve years ago) link
Enjoying Michael Cole's attempts to sell Big Show as a legit superstar with all those titles seconds after a video package that was specially put together to show what a joke he's been for more than a decade.
― Windsor Davies, Sunday, 1 April 2012 23:41 (twelve years ago) link
my stream died and i missed most of that. big show win? i presume this is his retirement lap
― Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 1 April 2012 23:45 (twelve years ago) link
Yeah, Big Show squash. Divas tag match to get longer than the WHC and IC title matches. Amazing
― Windsor Davies, Sunday, 1 April 2012 23:45 (twelve years ago) link
what everyone wants to see is big show againgst mid card villains
cody rhodes looks alright, i'm guessing that big show is more or less uncarryable these days though.
― Boo-Yaa Too Rough International Boo-Yaa Empire (Merdeyeux), Sunday, 1 April 2012 23:45 (twelve years ago) link
Cant find a working stream now. Dunno if I can be arsed with this
― Windsor Davies, Sunday, 1 April 2012 23:49 (twelve years ago) link
Cody Rhodes was really good earlier in the year. He had a bit of a Mankind thing going on where he was 'deformed', wore a protective mask like footballers w/ face injuries and had a creepy screwed&chopped theme tune. Then they dropped it all for some reason.
Having the full Rick Astley shows that Vince needs to leave 2009 internet land NOW.
― Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 1 April 2012 23:49 (twelve years ago) link
ok i guess my stream got bored and is rick rolling me, although i still just assume this is vince on twitter.
― Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 1 April 2012 23:50 (twelve years ago) link
― Windsor Davies, Monday, 2 April 2012 00:49 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
you want me to give you a shout for when jericho-punk is on?
― Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 1 April 2012 23:51 (twelve years ago) link
Thanks for the offer man but I'm just gonna call it a night. Work in the morning, can't justify staying up for this stuff. I'll torrent it tomorrow for the 3 main events.
― Windsor Davies, Sunday, 1 April 2012 23:55 (twelve years ago) link
cool, goodnight homie.
― Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 1 April 2012 23:55 (twelve years ago) link
Womens Champ: Beaten by someone who hasn't ever wrestled before.
P certain Punk is just gonna take a curly turd on his title later.
― Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 1 April 2012 23:59 (twelve years ago) link
holy shit matt strykers tan. he's like 7 different colours.
― Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Monday, 2 April 2012 00:00 (twelve years ago) link
the women's wrestling seemed a lot better than it was back in the day. still not good enough for the bookers to take it remotely seriously, i guess?
― Boo-Yaa Too Rough International Boo-Yaa Empire (Merdeyeux), Monday, 2 April 2012 00:04 (twelve years ago) link
tna take it seriously and actually get p big ratings off it compared to their male wrestlers. but lol tna.
― Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Monday, 2 April 2012 00:09 (twelve years ago) link
my stream died :(
oh its cool, in the ten minutes it took me to get a new working one, taker was still walking to the ring.
― Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Monday, 2 April 2012 00:10 (twelve years ago) link
hoyl shit he came as shredder
― Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Monday, 2 April 2012 00:11 (twelve years ago) link
undie's dropped down from the 328lbs he was billed as for years, i guess that's the cancer for ya.
― Boo-Yaa Too Rough International Boo-Yaa Empire (Merdeyeux), Monday, 2 April 2012 00:12 (twelve years ago) link
ok this hair shit is stupid beyond belief. he is the fucking undertaker, not some emo girlfriend with issues
― Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Monday, 2 April 2012 00:17 (twelve years ago) link
between my internet being shitty, streams dying and this being lame as hell, i think i'm gonna tap out soon.
― Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Monday, 2 April 2012 00:18 (twelve years ago) link
we're probably going to get another half hour of this at least, right? hm.
― Boo-Yaa Too Rough International Boo-Yaa Empire (Merdeyeux), Monday, 2 April 2012 00:21 (twelve years ago) link
45 year olds who have wrestled 4 matches between them in the past 2 years? yeah its gonna be slow viewing. i'm going to bed, fuck wwe. hope it improves for ya merdy.
― Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Monday, 2 April 2012 00:24 (twelve years ago) link
spinebuster onto the steps is pretty neat i admit.
alright, now let's see how well i can incongruously read philosophy and watch this at the same time.
― Boo-Yaa Too Rough International Boo-Yaa Empire (Merdeyeux), Monday, 2 April 2012 00:25 (twelve years ago) link
Reading comics and watching is a nice pairing.
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 2 April 2012 00:27 (twelve years ago) link
this is better than i expected, but then having everyone inexplicably get up from everything is a pretty artificial mode of drama.
― Boo-Yaa Too Rough International Boo-Yaa Empire (Merdeyeux), Monday, 2 April 2012 00:38 (twelve years ago) link
However, the pace is allowing them to sell a bit more of the brutality than a usual match. It's nice after years and years of casual chair shots to see them sell the pain both this year and last.
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 2 April 2012 00:44 (twelve years ago) link
I don't think anyone on the planet saw that win coming.
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 2 April 2012 00:49 (twelve years ago) link
i was expecting hhh to win with a pantsing/small package combo.
― Boo-Yaa Too Rough International Boo-Yaa Empire (Merdeyeux), Monday, 2 April 2012 00:54 (twelve years ago) link
anyway, two hours is quite enough, maybe i'll try to check out the jericho and rock matches some other time. (probably not.)
― Boo-Yaa Too Rough International Boo-Yaa Empire (Merdeyeux), Monday, 2 April 2012 01:05 (twelve years ago) link
This many man tag match is enough to drive anyone away.
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 2 April 2012 01:14 (twelve years ago) link
Punk v . Jericho about to start if people were waiting for something good.
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 2 April 2012 01:32 (twelve years ago) link
after failing to sleep i've decided to hop back in. how's it been?
― Boo-Yaa Too Rough International Boo-Yaa Empire (Merdeyeux), Monday, 2 April 2012 01:52 (twelve years ago) link
ah, i thought we had an old school knee-in-the-back lion tamer there, but then back into the boring boston crab version.
― Boo-Yaa Too Rough International Boo-Yaa Empire (Merdeyeux), Monday, 2 April 2012 01:55 (twelve years ago) link
feel that the million reversals involved in that finish would've been more impressive if my stream wasn't freezing up. :'(
― Boo-Yaa Too Rough International Boo-Yaa Empire (Merdeyeux), Monday, 2 April 2012 01:57 (twelve years ago) link
http://botchamania.com/some-guy-reviews-chynas-new-film/#more-2101
― a hoy hoy, Monday, 3 September 2012 14:28 (eleven years ago) link
Right on cue, she rolls under the bottom rope, then just keeps rolling over and over until she falls out the other side of the ring. Stone and Sanders stand there dumbfounded. Then Sanders gives a Flair “woooo”. Gold.
Here’s Gene on Chyna’s rolling.
Gene: What is this move? Very curious. Cut to two dicks in her mouth.
― a hoy hoy, Monday, 3 September 2012 16:29 (eleven years ago) link
http://t.co/aJl3pv2o
THE ROCK IS IN HACKNEY. BEATING UP OUR CRIMINALS.
― tubular, mondo, gnabry (Merdeyeux), Monday, 3 September 2012 19:26 (eleven years ago) link
is he putting a hand on the bbq?
― a hoy hoy, Monday, 3 September 2012 22:08 (eleven years ago) link
Oh man, I hope Jerry's okay. Fingers crossed.
― EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 02:21 (eleven years ago) link
I just saw RAW, needless to say it was tough to watch when you know what's about to happen. But in a way, he was lucky it happened at a live event because there were doctors right there. If he'd had a heart attack in the hotel before the show then he'd probably be dead now.
― NoTimeBeforeTime, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 20:31 (eleven years ago) link
It was scary live, as things trickled out through the show and through twitter. But he is lucky, and I hope he has a quick and easy recovery. And that he stays out of the ring.
― EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 20:36 (eleven years ago) link
Maybe it's not a good idea for 60 year olds to be wrestling, but it's not like he was one of those typical wrestling burnouts. He was always in shape, didn't drink or do drugs, I'm not sure about his history with roids or painkillers but he didn't wrestle a very demanding style so he doesn't fit the profile of someone who would abuse that stuff. I'm not sure this could have been prevented if he hadn't been wrestling regularly, but yeah, I hope he doesn't try to make an in-ring comeback after this.
― NoTimeBeforeTime, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 22:18 (eleven years ago) link
http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2012/09/17/article-1347878816953-150EFE4A000005DC-508827_466x336.jpg
― Sgt. Biscuits, Monday, 17 September 2012 19:58 (eleven years ago) link
that's awesome.
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 17 September 2012 20:21 (eleven years ago) link
What happened to Lawler? (Have been away two weeks and am only checking ilx because of flight delay and free airport wifi).
― a hoy hoy, Monday, 24 September 2012 17:38 (eleven years ago) link
Jerry had a heart attack on RAW when he was doing color commentary. Rushed him to the back, was revived by emts on the way to the hospital, is now recovering at home in Memphis.
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 24 September 2012 17:53 (eleven years ago) link
Was nice seeing Jerry via satellite. He looks great.
― EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 25 September 2012 02:12 (eleven years ago) link
"Marty Jannetty on facebook: 'o hell yes, imma ax this now. Shawn, my good friend, what up bee otch?? I gotta book coming out, well not yet, there’s a few moral issues, you may wanta contact me first, cause I’m telling bout my life, you being a part f it, well hell, call me, but in truth, I’d rather you not, the book will be soo much better if I don’t fall for your shit, but if you say, `Don’t say that,’ I’ll remember what yo religious fake ass said about me in your bullshit book. Anyone wanting to see real, will, I ain’t protecting yo as.' Our education system has failed us." - (WON 2012-01-23)
― a hoy hoy, Monday, 1 October 2012 08:48 (eleven years ago) link
lol Punk beating up a fan the day his dvd is released and he has to fight Vince
― a hoy hoy, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 19:44 (eleven years ago) link
USA chant to support South African Justin Gabriel this week.
― a hoy hoy, Thursday, 18 October 2012 14:49 (eleven years ago) link
Also a fucking you can't wrestle chant to.... CLAUDIO? WTF?
Sheamus and Big Show had... a really good match? Huh? Still gonna skip Big Show's retirement go round.
Kofi and Miz was dope but it ended too quickly.
Main event was fucking horrible. Punk made Honky Tonk Man look like a tough guy and Ryback still seems to have no idea what he is doing (great clothelines though.) Nick Patrick-ing it when you have Lesnar or even just Heyman to mess with a dude, or you could go for some sort of Dusty finish or just a Diesel-Bret Hart cheeky roll up or just fucking anything other than evil ref. Evil refs are the worst, the guy is obviously a failed actor from FCW (Maddo I wanna say?) who should be future endeavoured/put under a mask and started again.
― a hoy hoy, Monday, 29 October 2012 11:23 (eleven years ago) link
USA USA USA USA USA
Yeah let's go the Ghanian who acts Jamaican, beat that Swiss fella for America!
― a hoy hoy, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 01:35 (eleven years ago) link
Tyler Black (Seth Rollins) and Jon Moxley (Dean Ambrose) debut in the main event! FUCK YES! Also the son of Sika from the Wild Samoans! Hell of a potential stable there!
Survivor Series was mostly rubbish. Ryback should be nowhere near the main event. Randy Orton is so very dull and the booking of the match was atrocious. Sheamus and Big Show bored me nearly to tears. Having discussions about how no-one cares about rugby must be a way to fuck with Claudio for some reason.
First match was fun though and JBL can make anything fun.
― vote! (a hoy hoy), Monday, 19 November 2012 11:12 (eleven years ago) link