weird things people say to me when i'm standing outside my building smoking a cigarette

woman with blue hand and a Sober Celebration t-shirt said she liked my look - i was wearing a bathrobe and had just woken up

woman with a not-quite-lazy eye asks me what would happen if she went back to shop in a store that she had asked been asked to leave because she yelled at an employee for providing bad customer service

i feel like it would mostly just be 'can i have a cigarette' tho rite?

ooohhh 'weird', ok

woman with grey hair wearing a knit cap, "my boots are made for walking and they'll walk all over yooooooooOOOOOoooooooo