Anyone know how to make Cum mousse?

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Cum mousse, how do you make it then?

― Ainsley Harlot, Wednesday, 22 February 2006 15:42 (fifteen years ago) link

no but i know how to titilate an ocelot

― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 18:58 (fifteen years ago) link

you oscillate it's tit a lot.

― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 18:58 (fifteen years ago) link

Yeah, I know how to.

― Buck, Friday, 24 February 2006 16:19 (fifteen years ago) link

One can create an cum sarnedwiches by doneing a white on an bit of breads ands than got another one and putt it onto than top of those first one and than it's did!

one cum sanderwich.

FUCK OFFS!

― Bish (the Goddess of fish), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 10:11 (fifteen years ago) link

Krankenwagen Mann's 'Cum-Hund' Recipe;

Somestime Wann Ich am drivings mein Krankenwagen to the Multiplex oder for a smashed in freind uder customer, Mann kann make an cum-hund! Is very easys zu machen one like eine Hot-dugs ja?! Getsen ein bits auf wurst und schwartz brot, kuche die wurst und dan smack it insto der scwartz brot right, und thends were add the cum! Take the Schroeder and move its back und forth mit yours handsd uuntil your make a cum than wipe it on der wurst und hey pestos! Ein Cum-Hund, Woo-Hoo!!!! Fuck you English mann Kuunts!! Tschus! Xxxx

― KrankenWagen Mann, Monday, 6 March 2006 12:23 (fifteen years ago) link

That reminds me of my good freind Jurgen Price, this one occasion an few years ago we were bored on an Sunday afternoon and so went to this school fate. We were a bit peckish so we queueuid up for ans hot-dogs but Jugen decide to play a funny trick at the mann so he gets the hot-dogs roll and putt his tackle in there and hid it with onions! He then ask the guy on the stall; "Can you put some mustard and ketchup on that hot-dog for him to enjoy." The mann say "yep" and put on mustard, then he start to put the ketchup on and POW!!! Jurgen let's go of the bun revealing his oniony plot! This man is very surprised at this joke! Ha! Ha! Ha! Them kids and Mums and Dads fink it well funny too! Ha! HA!

― Klaus Koch, Monday, 6 March 2006 12:49 (fifteen years ago) link

hey pestos!

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 6 March 2006 14:38 (fifteen years ago) link

Oh ja! I remember thet Klaus, I was there with my Vater, I was only a small boy at the time but I remember how much we all laughed seeing the man Jurgen with the ketchup and onions all on that willy! Ha! Ha! And then he does a white at the hotdog man and everyone is laughing so much that some of the kids can not hold back their bladder and they doing a gelb through the trousers, my freinds Dad has errect, HA! very very funny time.

― Frederik, Monday, 6 March 2006 14:44 (fifteen years ago) link

Ha ha! I was also there, I was about seven at the time I think. Do you remember the fat lady starts to lick off the ketchup from the man's wurst? extremly amusing for everyone, ha ha ha!

― Lucy Zimmermann, Monday, 6 March 2006 14:53 (fifteen years ago) link

No fuckin ways! Ich too war also at det amusement fair. Ich kannst eben contain meinselb it wer so funny HAHAHA! Mein Mutti was so amused sie put braunpasta all on hir boobies und shaken all around die platz!

Du bist alle wilkommen in mein Mars-Bar Party nexten Montag. Tschuss, and fuck of.

― Gretchen Gobbelstein, Monday, 6 March 2006 15:00 (fifteen years ago) link

Does anyone else have an funny tales to share?

― Klaus Koch, Monday, 6 March 2006 15:03 (fifteen years ago) link

There was that time when our family dog loose his life after being seperated in a train's doors?....LOL!

― Lucy Zimmermann, Monday, 6 March 2006 15:08 (fifteen years ago) link

Ich wans put mein Schroeder in up some Train Doors. Glucklich, there was ein grosse Alsatian Hund blokking der way and Ich managed to not get mein Manhooden kaputen all over der place. Sadly, der doggy is now dead, aber it wer sehr hilarious at der time!

― Herman Baldigruberstuckbaaderfruhlingsmeinhofumgebung, Monday, 6 March 2006 15:30 (fifteen years ago) link

LOL!

― Klaus Koch, Monday, 6 March 2006 15:38 (fifteen years ago) link

Ha ha! Did the hund's carcass become in two parts like our one's did?! he-he! :-)

― Lucy Zimmermann, Monday, 6 March 2006 15:40 (fifteen years ago) link

Hi, I too recently had ein incidenten mit eine Hund und mein Schroeder und some Train doors. How very strange!

Ich wonder if this has happened to any other readers of diese fine massagebaord?

― hans lufthansageneral, Monday, 6 March 2006 15:43 (fifteen years ago) link

HI LOL!! I THIS HAPND 2 ME LAST YESTERDAY ON DA TUBE I WOZ WIV MY BOYF + HE GOT HIS MASSIV TACKEL OUT AND HE PUT IT ON THE TRAX BUT A DOG JUMPED OVER HIS WILLY + SAVED HIS DICK FROM BEIN SMASHED TO BITS BY THE TRAIN WOW LOL!!!!!!! LUV U ALL CATHY

― CATHY HARRISON, Monday, 6 March 2006 15:47 (fifteen years ago) link

Ho! Ho! Ho! ;-)

― Lucy Zimmermann, Monday, 6 March 2006 15:53 (fifteen years ago) link

I at one time saw a mann and lady get off a the an train in Hamburg und die damen was too slow and in the door she popped open one of her breasts! a very funny, she have like the Pamela Anderson boob so, POP! ha ha ha.

― Stefan Weisefarmmann, Monday, 6 March 2006 15:53 (fifteen years ago) link

Ha!

― Claude Monet, Monday, 6 March 2006 16:03 (fifteen years ago) link

This is very funny I am really thinking to become a "Tea-Drinker!"

― Synthesizer Patel, Monday, 6 March 2006 16:05 (fifteen years ago) link

Me too Synthesizer Patel, me too.

― Computer Jones, Monday, 6 March 2006 16:08 (fifteen years ago) link

I once saw a transvesite drinking a mug of ox-tail soup through her penis. (which was 45" in length incidently)

― Jimmy Karnnweiler, Monday, 6 March 2006 16:27 (fifteen years ago) link

I think I may have met her.

― Karl Meitsner, Monday, 6 March 2006 16:52 (fifteen years ago) link

Him or Herr?

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 6 March 2006 19:11 (fifteen years ago) link

Hi Hi Hi!!

― Monsieur Honclebert, Tuesday, 7 March 2006 08:33 (fifteen years ago) link

This is a message for Lucy Zimmermann.

Ja, he was!

― Herman Baldigruberstuckbaaderfruhlingsmeinhofumgebung, Tuesday, 7 March 2006 08:38 (fifteen years ago) link

U GUYZ R WERD!!!! LOL!!!!!!1

― CATHY HARRISON, Tuesday, 7 March 2006 08:40 (fifteen years ago) link

Morning touchers!

― Tev, Tuesday, 7 March 2006 09:28 (fifteen years ago) link

Ja, das is remind me, ich bin at zas schoolen fate.
Ich bin got jiz all up mein boat from that man. ich laughen so much I did a gelp.
I was three jarer alt.

― teufel (dog), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 13:26 (fifteen years ago) link

Har! Har! Das ist doppel funny!

― Grettle Billingbaum, Tuesday, 7 March 2006 13:59 (fifteen years ago) link

Tag! Es tut mir leid for I am late to this thread of joy. In responding, I also had a funny incident when ich habe put mein Herr-piece in die Train dooren und dan ein man he got ein brot und put die ketchuppen on mein Schroeder aber then ein Hund lecken all over mein weiner. Alles die people were laughing and even my daughter made einem quick sketch for her Schulenartprojecten. Funny no?

― Helmut "Typische Deutschen Name" Schmidt, Thursday, 9 March 2006 15:07 (fifteen years ago) link

YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF SILLY SAUSAGES WHATS WRONG WITH YOU THE ONLY REASON I TYPE IN ALL CAPS IS COS IM POSTING FROM A SEGA DREAMCAST FUCK OFFS

― FROMBERT SIM, Thursday, 9 March 2006 15:33 (fifteen years ago) link

i love everyone! XXX

― gertrude fielenbonk, Friday, 10 March 2006 03:10 (fifteen years ago) link

ja! ja! ja!

― spanish alan, Friday, 10 March 2006 13:31 (fifteen years ago) link

two months pass...

Hallo mein friendes. I kiss you for this talking all about der cum mousse it has been most enlightening und gluckliche funny. Does anybodys have any other story about willies und hunde?

― augustus bloomp, Friday, 12 May 2006 14:19 (fifteen years ago) link

BORED

― Captain Smash (Captain Smash), Friday, 12 May 2006 14:24 (fifteen years ago) link

Have sex with me

xxxx

-- gertrude fielenbonk

― gertrude fielenbonk, Friday, 12 May 2006 14:27 (fifteen years ago) link

nein danka
ich dont fink so!

― sates, Friday, 12 May 2006 14:31 (fifteen years ago) link

two months pass...

more stories about dogs and trains and dicks please!

― wogan lenin (dog latin), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 07:54 (fifteen years ago) link

three years pass...

hey pestos!

― carne asada, Thursday, 30 July 2009 18:44 (twelve years ago) link

four months pass...

this sujet has not been covered in enough detaille

― French Admin Branch, Monday, 30 November 2009 17:05 (eleven years ago) link

On s'en fout - mousse.

― l'homme moderne: il forniquait et lisait des journaux (Michael White), Monday, 30 November 2009 18:21 (eleven years ago) link

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