Thread to get over a break up if you were a cat

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pooped on floor instead of in litter box
refused dry food
scratched favorite scratching chair then collapsed out of ennui

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ate everything in his dish and then everything in mine while I was sleeping
often pretended not to notice me when passing in the hallway