[Backslapcember] L0uis J@gger Appreciation Day

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We are aware that Mr. Jagger has received a significant amount of attention on ilx, and has a veritable plethora of threads with his name on them. However, too many of those were negative threads, and today we want to appreciate this fine member of the ilx community. We feel that in order to properly appreciate him, we need to thoroughly appreciate his unique posting style.

We ask everyone to post in the style of our honoree, to imitate as best you can, as imitation is a sincere form of flattery. The winner, as adjudicated by the honoree and the Backslapcember Executive Committee, will win a prize.

            i appreciate

 loujagz     he     likes        poetry

             (thudd 4 eva)

        heartbroken by dommyp

  oh for the days of curbishley and scotty parker

          a hoover

i'm gonna have to claim it by default

i appreciate lj quite a bit

uh pip pip cheerio verily give me a prize

i think we need to extend the duration of this contest.

uh i already won

oops, i forgot jjusten is a mod - of course, you already won.

appreciating this guy today

I AM GETTING IRRATIONALLY MAD ABOUT A SPORT NOBODY LIKES WHOO GO ME

i never saw this, belated a.

:)

a hoy hoy won this btw :D

what was the prize.

i added him on facebook and hit him with the greatest wall zing lamebook has never harboured

what was the zing.

i want to read it with an indulgent eye and shower it with praises.

Louis Just Discovered The Top Words in His Status Updates
1)fuck - used 33 times
2)fucking - used 18 times
3)cricket - used 16 times
4)off - used 16 times
5)higgins - used 14 times
6)england - used 13 times
7)new - used 11 times
8)ever - used 11 times
9)john - used 11 times
10)team - used 10 times

Samuel P
7+6=my dads favourite song. wooo.
December 31, 2009 at 6:58pm ·

Louis J
10+2= your mum's favourite activity. wooo!
December 31, 2009 at 7:05pm ·

sometimes i am too, too crude. he has the good grace to respond with "its true, she has a medal". a good sport.

meanwhile *moves goalposts*

hahahahahahaha i was waiting to see what you'd make of that

i never laugh at momedy nor do i understand why it has any power over any sons given that >99.99% of the cited moms wouldn't have a bar of any of the jokesters.

estela this is my appreciation day (deferred) and you have made me slink from the scene of a serving

wouldn't have it any other way <3

[sbanuary] l0u1s jagg3r excoriation day

i wanted to post 'the sound of one mom excoriating' but there's a few details wrong there

cruising for a sbruising.

esbtela isb sbtuck for insbults imhsbo

^ jol out

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happy birthday!

does he even post here anymore?

he just started an ilm thread

happy birthday, shd u be reading TWATSoN

hb lj

may your day be forged in a crucible of ephemera

birthdays: once a year is ample

happy belated birthday, you are a man among pince-nez

I see this commercial about ten times a day. Max, who appears at 0:12, has made me want to start a "People Who Are Not LJ" thread, but I'll just put it here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eSglPBRwW8&feature=fvsr

maybe one day he will return

We ask everyone to post in the style of our honoree, to imitate as best you can, as imitation is a sincere form of flattery. The winner, as adjudicated by the honoree and the Backslapcember Executive Committee, will win a prize.

― sarahel, Friday, December 4, 2009 10:24 AM (3 years ago)

there are a few ilxors whose posting careers started after this initial contest that I'd like to see attempt the initial premise of this thread

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Constantine_XI_Palaiologos#Legacy

happy birthday!

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(to the tune of 'solidarity forever')

loooouie jag's the man foreeeever
loooouie jag's the man foreeeever
loooouie jag's the man foreeeeeeeever
his vaccuum makes us fawwwn

I know it's not the official day, but I thoroughly cleaned my vacuum yesterday, and just wanted to voice my appreciation for my mans here

sarahel: Crumbs in the next room
sarahel's vacuum cleaner: Yeah, I'd like to suck on some of that!
sarahel: o_O

<sarahel's vacuum cleaner goes to next room, sees avantgarde composer George Crumb ready to conduct with LJ in the premiere of a concerto for vacuum cleaner>

sarahel's vacuum cleaner: Noooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

AMAZING!!!!

that made my night

http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2010/04/23/passive-aggressive-poetry-corner/

please critique this poetry for us, lj?

lj: absinthe in the next room
the green fairy: yeah i'd like to suck on some of that!
lj: o_O

<the green fairy goes into the next room, sees ilxor abbbottttt playing heavily distorted, portentous and pretentious drones on her vintage synth>

the green fairy: noooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol

http://www.vintagesynth.com/misc/absynth5_controllers_sm.jpg

never mind...
http://www.native-instruments.com/en/products/komplete/synths-samplers/absynth-5/