Here is a few:-
Chinese/Japense/Oriental = ChinkBrown Asian = Paki or Curry (In Australia)French person = Frog or friesGerman = NaziJew = ? Antisemetic is apprantly strong but can't think of anythingArab = Terrorist/Bin LadinAfro/Carrabian = Monkey/Marathon runner ect..Irish = paddy/dumb ect..Scottish = Jock/ skirt wearersEnglish = Losbeef/HooligansItalian = greasy/peperonis/pizza eaters/cheatsArgentinians = argies/cheatsBrazilians = brazil nuts/
ect ect.. I am sure you get the picture.
These boards have gone rub methinks and I am not helping.
― Captain Smash (Captain Smash), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 11:15 (twelve years ago) Permalink
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― ginweasel (ginweasel), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 12:50 (twelve years ago) Permalink
― wogan lenin (dog latin), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 14:35 (twelve years ago) Permalink
Blacks = Nigger ect..
I can't think of Jewish people ones maybe I should go on an Arabic website.
I was working out which you find offensive and which are not.
E.G Frogs is apparantly non offensive whereas Pakis is offensive?
I disagree with the above by the way
― Captain Smash (Captain Smash), Thursday, 3 August 2006 06:40 (twelve years ago) Permalink
I think "frog" can be offensive but I know what you mean, it's more of an accepted form of racism - dunno why. If England were to play France in a football match it would be all "fuckin' frogs raaargh" but not so much if it were Pakistan. Is it an ethnicity thing? Like, is it worse to call someone a rag-head or a kraut or a spic or a Yank?Funnmy how Spic and Wop are generally considered to be semi-offensive (i.e. if you heard someone say it you'd think of them as racists. If you call someone a Paki or a Nigger then that's definitely racist. But if you call someone a Frog or a Paddy then it's only considered vulgar and offensive, but not really racist (unless it's followed up with serious abuse.).
― wogan lenin (dog latin), Thursday, 3 August 2006 09:17 (twelve years ago) Permalink
― Captain Smash (Captain Smash), Friday, 4 August 2006 06:40 (twelve years ago) Permalink
― Andrew Munro (andyboyo), Monday, 7 August 2006 13:38 (twelve years ago) Permalink
wtf this thread
― gnarly sceptre, Saturday, 5 December 2009 14:23 (nine years ago) Permalink
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