What is best paedo song?

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So far Gary puckett's got my vote with YOUNG GIRL

Young girl, get out of my mind
My love for you is way out of line
Better run, girl
You're much too young, girl

With all the charms of a woman
You've kept the secret of your youth
You led me to believe
You're old enough
To give me Love
And now it hurts to know the truth

Whaoo-oh-oh
Young girl, get out of my mind
My love for you is way out of line
Better run, girl
You're much too young, girl

Beneath your perfume and make-up
You're just a baby in disguise
And though you know
That it's wrong to be
Alone with me
That come on look is in your eyes

Whaoo-oh-oh
Young girl, get out of my mind
My love for you is way out of line
Better run, girl
You're much too young, girl

So hurry home to your Mama
I'm sure she wonders where you are
Get out of here
Before I have the time
To change my mind
'Cause I'm afraid we'll go too far

Whaoo-oh-oh
Young girl, get out of my mind
My love for you is way out of line
Better run, girl
You're much too young, girl

Young girl, get out of my mind
My love for you is way out of line
Better run, girl
You're much too young, girl

ginweasel, Friday, 28 April 2006 08:12 (twelve years ago) Permalink


This should do it...


Vandals
ยป Fourteen

I've watched you grow for all these years and shamefully admit,
I've loved to watch you blossom and it's awful hard to quit
feeling these feelings stirring up inside of me.
You nearly are a woman now and in a couple years,
all the rules and boundaries will slowly disappear,
wait now my child until you get a little older,
every new sunrise brings your heart a little closer- to me

[Chorus:]
But I can't make love to you
because you're fourteen just a peck on the cheek as I'm counting the weeks go by (why? why?)
We can't make love together
because you're fourteen years old
And the trust of your mom that we're not doing wrong,
I just can't betray-today.
Just an ounce of patience we can still do things we like-
watch you eat an ice cream cone and watch you ride your bike
Patiently longing for that future day of truth-
I want to hug and kiss you nearly every time I see you
but I don't want the neighborhood to get the wrong idea
there'll come a day when love like ours is not a crime
just give it time-

[Chorus x2]
But I can't make love to you
because you're fourteen just a hug and a sigh from a law biding guy tonight (why? why?)
We can't make love together- because you're fourteen years old
And the trust of your mom that we're not doing wrong, I just can't betray-today.

Tev, Friday, 28 April 2006 08:20 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Beautiful.
14's almost legal tho innit.

ginweasel, Friday, 28 April 2006 08:25 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Yeah, spose.

What about 'Popular Peado' by Toucher?

Tev, Friday, 28 April 2006 08:30 (twelve years ago) Permalink

how does it go?

ginweasel, Friday, 28 April 2006 08:41 (twelve years ago) Permalink

How about Alabama Song by The Doors?

"Well show me the way to the next little girl, Oh don't ask why, Oh don't ask why"

Twisted Thinka, Friday, 28 April 2006 08:45 (twelve years ago) Permalink


I don't have the lyrics with me at the mo' but it goes something like this...

TOUCHER

'Popular Peado'

(verse)
-I wanna hang around with a popular peado,
-don't wanna hang around with a hetro-peado.
-I wanna hang around with a homo-peado
-yeah, I gotta hang around with a popular peado.

(chorus)

-I raed it in the Sun,
-they said that he's the one,
-this season's peado,
-I gotta get me some!

etc....

Tev, Friday, 28 April 2006 08:51 (twelve years ago) Permalink


Wogey-Bear made a Toucher myspace page so you can listen to it there if you want. I think it's TOUCHER/1234. Is that right Peado-dog?

Tev, Friday, 28 April 2006 08:52 (twelve years ago) Permalink

EVERYONE LOVES PAEDOES!

Captain Smash (Captain Smash), Friday, 28 April 2006 09:04 (twelve years ago) Permalink

http://www.myspace.com/toucher1234

dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 28 April 2006 09:06 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Pavement - Carrot Rope

Hey, little boy
Would you like to see
What's in my pocket or not?
It's no ploy
It's no gimmick
It's a chance in a lifetime to see
Something that isn't seen by many
Mortals except me
and myself and sweet I-
So what do you say,
Would you like to play
Twenty-questions with me?

dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 28 April 2006 09:08 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Beyonce and "sean paul" who would have thort it?

BABY BOY YOU STAY ON MY MIND
FULFILL MY FANTASIES
I THINK ABOUT YOU ALL THE TIME
I SEE YOU IN MY DREAMS

BABY BOY NOT A DAY GOES BY
WITHOUT MY FANTASIES
I THINK ABOUT YOU ALL THE TIME
I SEE YOU IN MY DREAMS

AAH OH MY BABY'S FLY BABY OH
YES NO HURT ME SO GOOD BABY OH
I'M SO WRAPPED UP IN YOUR LOVE LET ME GO
LET ME BREATHE STAY OUT MY FANTASIES

Ya ready gimme da ting dat ya ready get ya live
And tell me all about da tings that you will fantasize
I know you dig da way me step da way me make my stride
Follow your feelings baby girl b/c they cannot be denied
Come check me in-a night and make we get it amplified
Me have da ting to run da ship cause I'm go slip and I'm go slide
And in the words of love I got ta get it certified
But I give you da toughest longest kinda ride - girl

BABY BOY YOU STAY ON MY MIND
FULFILL MY FANTASIES
I THINK ABOUT YOU ALL THE TIME
I SEE YOU IN MY DREAMS

BABY BOY NOT A DAY GOES BY
WITHOUT MY FANTASIES
I THINK ABOUT YOU ALL THE TIME
I SEE YOU IN MY DREAMS

PICTURE US DANCIN REAL CLOSE
IN A DARK DARK CORNER OF A BASEMENT PARTY
EVERY TIME I CLOSE MY EYES
IT'S LIKE EVERYONE LEFT BUT YOU AND ME

IN OUR OWN LITTLE WORLD
THE MUSIC IS THE SUN
THE DANCE FLOOR BECOMES THE SEA
FEELS LIKE TRUE PARADISE TO ME

BABY BOY YOU STAY ON MY MIND
FULFILL MY FANTASIES
I THINK ABOUT YOU ALL THE TIME
I SEE YOU IN MY DREAMS

BABY BOY NOT A DAY GOES BY
WITHOUT MY FANTASIES
I THINK ABOUT YOU ALL THE TIME
I SEE YOU IN MY DREAMS

BABY BOY YOU STAY ON MY MIND
BABY BOY YOU ARE SO DAMN FINE
BABY BOY WON'T YOU BE MINE

Top top - girl
Me and you together is a wrap - dat girl
Driving around da town in your drop top - girl
You no stop shock - girl
Little more da Dutty, we'll rock dat world

ginweasel, Friday, 28 April 2006 13:06 (twelve years ago) Permalink


(this song is terrifying)

Beach Boys - I Wanna Pick You Up

I love to pick you up
'Cause you're still a baby to me
Cribs and cradles and bottles and toys
Are part of the joys they bring

I wanna wash your face
And change your clothes and button your shoes
Walk you around and wrestle with you
Then I'm gonna make you sing

In the mornin' I could wake you up
Feed you breakfast from a little cup

I want to pick you up
Rock you back and forth and make you smile
I want to hold you close for a while

I wanna tickle your feet
Drop you in your little tub
Wash your body and shampoo your hair
Be careful not to sting your eyes

When it's night I'll put you in your bed
And I'll bend and kiss ya on your head

I want to pick you up
Rock you back and forth and make you smile
I want to hold you close for a while

Pat pat pat pat pat her on her butt butt
She's going to sleep be quiet
Pat pat pat pat pat her on her butt
She's going to sleep
Little baby go to sleep

dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 28 April 2006 13:12 (twelve years ago) Permalink

more beach boys

ALL DRESSED UP FOR SCHOOL

Well she first caught my eye a runnin' round in shorts
But she never bothered with her hair
Just a barefooted chick with all skinned up knees
Yeah she didn't care what she'd wear
(All dressed up for school)

Dressed up for school, ooo what a turn on
Dressed up for school, ooo what a turn on
Dressed up for school, ooo what a turn on
All dressed up for school

All summer long she had a crush on me
But I just couldn't care at all
But new to school threads really did it for me
Yeah she's turned into a doll
(All dressed up for school)

Dressed up for school, ooo what a turn on
Dressed up for school, ooo what a turn on
Dressed up for school, ooo what a turn on
All dressed up for school
Weah

Goes out every night 'cause she's a sharp little doll
And the guys can't leave her alone
Now she hardly finds the time to talk to me
She's not the little girl I've always known
(All dressed up for school)

Dressed up for school, ooo what a turn on
Dressed up for school, ooo what a turn on
Dressed up for school, ooo what a turn on
All dressed up for school

Doot doot doot-doot doot
Doot doot doot-doot doot
Doot doot doot-doot doot
Doot doot doot-doot doot

dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 28 April 2006 13:15 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Life is tough and love is rough
For the man who just can't seem to ever get enough
The days go by and the women come and go
So many that you decide to get rid of your front door
So you don't have to hear them all disappear

You just sit and you wait
Staring at your empty plate
And you can say I'm a lonely sailor
Rockin' gently on my dreams
'Cause I have it all, but I don't want it all
It ain't like I've never ever ever ever tried
I just never been fully satisfied

Just a tie a little shoelace
And to share a sleeping bag
And I look ahead to the day
When I look back at all the fun that I've had
But still, but still, but still..

I see so many little boys I want to marry
I see plenty little kids I've yet to have
Even when the moon goes out
Even when the sea dries out
I still see so many little boys I want to marry
I see plenty little kids I've yet to have now
Even when the sea's all free
And everything's lying on me
Even when the sun ceases to shine
I won't care, I'll still have on my mind
So many little boys I want to marry yeah yeah
I see plenty little kids I've yet to have

And in the shower I get my dreaming done
I hold my breath and I wait for the day to come
Oh little Billy, little Timmy, little Jimmy, you're the one
I may not look it, but I swear my heart is young for so many..
Little boys I want to marry

ruby (ruby), Friday, 28 April 2006 18:30 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Thats Little Boys by Devendra Banhart by the way. A clear winner surely. No beating round the bush there.

ruby (ruby), Friday, 28 April 2006 18:31 (twelve years ago) Permalink

hello you random. this one probably is the dodgiest one of the lot actually.

dog latin (dog latin), Sunday, 30 April 2006 01:57 (twelve years ago) Permalink

three months pass...
any more good peado songs?

wogan lenin (dog latin), Thursday, 17 August 2006 09:44 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Try "Happy Birthday" by Gary Glitter (funnily enough)

Although you prob wont find the lyrics on the internet.

mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 10:38 (twelve years ago) Permalink

three years pass...

still looking for some good paedo tracks.

dog latin, Saturday, 28 November 2009 03:52 (nine years ago) Permalink

why

itdn put butt in the display name (gbx), Saturday, 28 November 2009 03:54 (nine years ago) Permalink

don't stand so close to me?

unban everyone tbh (Curt1s Stephens), Saturday, 28 November 2009 06:40 (nine years ago) Permalink


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