Despite the fresh-facedness of it all, I still opt for the Hart of a Friday by default. Why? Let's have a look. Some of you may remember a time when Hitchin kicked a lot of ass and put neighbouring towns to shame. Hippies, punks, indies, crusties, technos, rastas and goths shared the local drinking spots in peace and harmony. Then they all moved away. Hitchin slowly turned in on itself, pubs closed down, clubs started up. Only the Hart managed to survive, an oasis of cool but still not without being affected.
Let's see where our problem lies...
10. The Orchard And AnvilMost people will remember there was a time when one could walk down nightingale road, score some weed, play table football and dance like a mental to kicking dub and dancehall. That time is now gone. The infamous Woolpack, a two-bar pub, one of which was largely populated by the Triangle area's West Indian population was one of Hitchin's best kept secrets until it got found out. Everyone got chucked out, it got repainted and renamed and now no-one goes in there. Witness the "disco" in the bottom bar at the weekend. One old dude sat in a corner getting blinded by the flashing lights and wondering what the hell happened to his pub. PHUN!
9. Corn ExchangeIn at number 9 it's the infamous Corn Exchange. Once a humungous waste of space, the old Corn Exchange market got refurbished by Wizard Inns to create a massive high-ceilinged super pub with a built-in dancefloor and a huge queue of jacketless clerical workers outside. Ask the DJ to play some reggae and you'll get Red Red Wine. It's bad. It's not THAT bad, but the problem with the Corn is that it is so big and bland that it has become the default place to go for single people out on the pull. This has caused a kind of black hole making other drinking spots devoid of good-looking up-for-it people. The good-looking up-for-it people in the Corn meanwhile must get sucked into the blackness of the place since I never see any of them in there.
8. The PhoenixUsed to be the Tut'n'Shive. Used to be better. Used to have a skate ramp and play cool music. Now it's a haven for cackling old hags, scallywags in towelling socks and emo children alike.
7. King's ArmsUsed to be very pleasant until it got populated by coke-addled wankers - see also the Red Hart toilets these days. Seriously, I'm up for getting trashed on alll kinds of things but if you really want to bore the pants off everyone you ever know or meet then keep hoovering that shit up.
6. Brighton and LondonYep, it's like Hitchin heaven or something. Everyone gets to a certain age and fucks off up there.
5. Town renovationI'm not one to stand in the way of progress but they're bashing it all down aren't they. We'll soon see yet another wave of spoiled commuter-sprogs invading our town, guzzling down Starbucks Megamochas and dying their hair anime black or whatever young people get up to these days.
4. IvoryThe new kid on the block. A self-styled "trend bar", the minimal decor and GINORMOUS disco ball looks tacky as hell. The seating is weird and awkward, the DJ plays the same mix each and every week (it must be on a tape or something). The first couple of times I went in it looked okay. The crowd was a bit more sophisticated than the Cornhole and the music was interesting enough to hold my attention, despite the overpriced drinks. After about two weeks the rot set in. Now it's populated by middle-aged slappers and girls from my old school who used to take the piss out of me but now have like 4 kids and look like they could do with a trip to the hospital.
3. The Red HartIt used to be hang-out central for all greasers and hippies. Times change, I know I know, but does everyone who goes down there have to look like Pete Docherty or what?!! Growing more and more fresh-faced each time I go, I feel concerned as I mentioned earlier that one day I'll be the oldest person there. At least Gareth still goes. It's still a good place to hang out but it's just not the same. Yak yak yak I'm old, I know.
2. I'm clutching at straws and I'm running out of things to put downI've forgotten what this list was for now...
1. CocaineIt's bullshit and it's ruining Hitchin. Overpriced, unsociable, bullshit. If you're so insecure you have to spend £50 just so you can pluck up the courage to talk to people then you don't deserve to be out and about. Pot and pills cost a lot less and the best bit is you don't go round shouting at people and insulting them all the time.
And thats what's rubbish about Hitchin, I think.
― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 15:24 (eighteen years ago) link
― satan, Tuesday, 18 April 2006 16:17 (eighteen years ago) link
― Captain, Tuesday, 18 April 2006 18:36 (eighteen years ago) link
― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 18:48 (eighteen years ago) link
Adam, where to go though? I might be getting made redundand in the future so if I do I will almost definitely move or go travelling. If I move I don't know where I will go. I don't reckon I'd enjoy living in London, it would be too much for me, too unsociable, too busy, too expensive. I'd rather live in a large town/city e.g. Brighton, Sheffield, Bristol or somewhere abroad like Barcelona or even Canada (!)
― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 08:09 (eighteen years ago) link
― ginweasel, Wednesday, 19 April 2006 08:25 (eighteen years ago) link
― Twisted Thinka, Wednesday, 19 April 2006 09:06 (eighteen years ago) link
― satan, Wednesday, 19 April 2006 09:09 (eighteen years ago) link
― Captain Smash (Captain Smash), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 09:14 (eighteen years ago) link
the pubs are shite though. still love the hart, never found a pub i feel so relaxed in, plus the smoking thing is cool, but then it is full of more youthful people than myself. me and the wife will be moving, pretty much a year from now, to somewhere more sunny so my SAD can't get to me. cannot wait. will miss the hart though.
― clocko diko (honesttoafault), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 09:17 (eighteen years ago) link
― Abacus, Wednesday, 19 April 2006 09:23 (eighteen years ago) link
NB: I wrote the first post for something else on the internets in reply to someone who was moaning about the amount of underagers in the hart (he was only 20!!), not for workshy but i thought i'd repost.
PS: Abacus you've made me feel even older now!! ;-)
― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 09:28 (eighteen years ago) link
― Abacus, Wednesday, 19 April 2006 09:33 (eighteen years ago) link
― Popular Tev, Wednesday, 19 April 2006 09:37 (eighteen years ago) link
― Abacus, Wednesday, 19 April 2006 09:39 (eighteen years ago) link
― Tev, Wednesday, 19 April 2006 09:40 (eighteen years ago) link
3 Words.... Rithums ov the wurld!!!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/threecounties/content/images/2005/07/11/people_01_470x353.jpg
― Tev, Wednesday, 19 April 2006 09:52 (eighteen years ago) link
cheers for the youthful enthusiasm abacus, sometimes its what this board needs. we're all old and grumpy!!!
― clocko diko (honesttoafault), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 09:55 (eighteen years ago) link
i say i can't wait. i can wait for our house being demolished by all and sundry.
― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 09:56 (eighteen years ago) link
― Captain Smash (Captain Smash), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 10:25 (eighteen years ago) link
― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 10:27 (eighteen years ago) link
10. Windmill HillYes it is graet and if it ever gets destroyed in a war or something, the daemons of Hitchin will be freed from their leylines and I will be very sad.
9. Your MumShe's totally HOTT. I'll be round later for tea and something extra. (Can you tell I'm writing this list from front-to-back?)
8. The PubsThe Hart is still an indie stronghold despite it's flaws. The Sun Runner sells interesting beverages and is great for weekday drinking. Club85 is totally bwadass for gigs. Even the Ivory and Shorty's have been known to be fun from time to time.
7. NettoWhy go to Sainsbury's when you can buy a month's worth of shopping plus a pet grooming kit for £21.34?
6. The MarketYes it's a bit rub these days but you can get cheap lovely fruit and veg and 70's vinyl 6 for a quid.
5. CD HeavenIt's tiny, in fact far too small to satisfactorily feed the burgeoning music scene of a town full of indie kids. Still the staff are knowledgable and friendly and there's always some interesting stuff in stock, so until I start my mega-chain of spacious indie record stores, this'll do.
4. Proximity to Londoneven though it's impossible to get home after a night out so you better make a plan before you leave. Trains are a ripoff too but this is a happy list so YIPPEE YAY!
3. Rhythms of the WorldIt's the highlight of my calendar. Bob Mardon is a fricking chief for organising it all and best of all it's FREE!!!!
2. It's infinitely better than any other neighbouring towns.Like the decreasing circle of vapid dodginess that is Letchworth town centre and the ever-depressing Stevenage.
1. The peopleYes, that means YOU people. The only reason I stay in this town (other than the fact I can't afford to move ;-)
― clocko diko (honesttoafault), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 12:11 (eighteen years ago) link
― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 12:12 (eighteen years ago) link
P.S. Wogan I loved reading your use of rub'. rub' is my favorite abrev' at the mo' I fuckin' love it!!!! Tev'
― Tev, Wednesday, 19 April 2006 12:46 (eighteen years ago) link
― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 12:49 (eighteen years ago) link
― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 15:34 (eighteen years ago) link
― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 15:35 (eighteen years ago) link
― satans, Wednesday, 19 April 2006 15:40 (eighteen years ago) link
― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 15:41 (eighteen years ago) link
― sates, Wednesday, 19 April 2006 15:44 (eighteen years ago) link
― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 15:49 (eighteen years ago) link
― Bahkti, Wednesday, 3 May 2006 09:26 (seventeen years ago) link
― Tev, Wednesday, 3 May 2006 09:30 (seventeen years ago) link
― Captain Smash (Captain Smash), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 10:14 (seventeen years ago) link
― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 10:26 (seventeen years ago) link
Somebody draw a picture of what the dread lion pub will look like.
it must include
- Jamaican's selling pot on the door. - Special Brew, Kronenbourg Cru and Leffe on tap sold at £1.50 a pint and no bloody Fosters in it. - Toucher playing a gig inside. - Dub and Techno in the garden plus there's a Ron's-sponsored BBQ in there as well. - Lots of cool people including tedri populars and sexy selkys and no circulars or ickle kids.
― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 10:41 (seventeen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_cxZFErL3o
― Soundtracked by an ecojazz mixtape (Tom D.), Monday, 2 August 2021 15:55 (two years ago) link