Would you rather be an Elf or a Dwarf? Discuss

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Would you rather be an Elf or a Dwarf? Discuss...

Brucey, Friday, 10 March 2006 12:52 (fourteen years ago) link

Female dwarves either don't exist or are very hard to tell apart from the men. Plus if you're an elf you get to do it with Liv Tyler all the time.

So yeh, elf.

dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 10 March 2006 13:28 (fourteen years ago) link

Summed it up nicely there, DL, you scamp! Also, dwarves live underground and are all hairy. Elves live longer too, so not only are you doing it with Liv Tyler all the time, you get like an eternity to keep doing it with her.

ALLAH FROG (Mingus Dew), Friday, 10 March 2006 18:16 (fourteen years ago) link

eight years pass...

elf

coops all on coops tbh (crüt), Thursday, 27 March 2014 06:58 (six years ago) link

can't we just move on?

I wear the fucking pin, don't I? (Aimless), Thursday, 27 March 2014 17:18 (six years ago) link

four weeks pass...

As long as you've got your elf that's the main thing

paolo, Thursday, 24 April 2014 14:25 (six years ago) link


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