METALFAP 2014: MARYLAND DEATHFEST AND YOUR ROVING 1P3 PANTHEON

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what are you deathfest's roving hypeman

*roves*

Starts on my birthday this year!

Looking forward to Ulver; the final line of their statement about the festival: "Blessed are they who expect nothing, for they shall never be disappointed." Lol. Gorguts and Candlemass are both musts. Missed Asphyx in '09, so excited to have a second chance to see them. Thrilled for Windhand getting on the bill!

Re: extra-curriculars, I am looking forward to hitting up the competing hoodoo stores on Saratoga again, the Sports Legends Museum which I had to skip last time, and eating at Trinacria. Also Old Bay chips.

*roves furiously*

get some pit beef

sonned in a roving pit beef

we've all been there. hell some of us have even been sonned by members of cat decap iirc

butthoused by a zima drinker in a vegan beef beef

didnt even muss the neon yellow shutter shades iirc

ok theyw erent shutter shades. that was v disingenuous

but they should have been shutter shades

my God, all metal sucks

― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, March 10, 2009 3:14 PM (4 years ago)

hahaha shine on u crazy diamond

please share your preferred methods of sneaking in booze/weed/etc, avoiding parking lot crusty drama and other FEST HACKS

#festhax

man. tix for this go on sale soon rite?

those ladies selling indiv. slices of pizza on that one table last year were dangerous cuz I get really hungry when I'm drunk and I kept going by there buying another slice than another than another and lord

Aeternus
Asphyx
Archagathus
At the Gates
Birdflesh
Bölzer
Bongripper
Cancer
Candlemass
Castevet
Coffins
Creative Waste
Crowbar
Death Toll 80k
Diocletian
Dropdead
Enthroned
Entrails
Excruciating Terror
Extinction of Mankind
Final Conflict
God Macabre
Gorguts
Graves at Sea
Hemdale
Hooded Menace
Immolation
Incantation
In Disgust
Machetazo
Mesrine
Mgla
Mitochondrion
My Dying Bride
Mutilation Rites
Necros Christos
Nocturnus AD
Noothgrush
Orator
Ratos de Porão
Rotting Out
Sacrifice
Sarke
Sick/Tired
Soilent Green
Sólstafir
Taake
Stapled Shut
Tankard
The Church of Pungent Stench
Theories
Torche
Ulcerate
Ulver
Uncle Acid and the Deadbeats
Unholy Grave
Unleashed
War Master
Whitehorse
Windhand
Witchrist
Wrathprayer

\m/ O-O \m/

hoos are you attending?

this has high potential of happening tbh

seeing as how i literally live 45 minutes away

and will be less broke this year

we usually hit up DC in the couple days before and we will most likely drive this year if you need to HITCH

i met some scary dude in Hip Hop Chicken last year

everyone we have ever gone to deathfest with, with the exception of big hoos, has tried to buy drugs on the street like they're still in a small town and gotten robbed/beaten the hell up

#FESTHACK : do not do this

unless hoos did do that, idk, i lost track of him for a while

i am my own drugs iirc

also wtf is wrong with ppl imo where are ppl from where one buys drugs on a street

i may go to this?

maybe i should leather up & hang out w/ roxy hoos & gbx

dr d too would be a royal flush

my metalhead stepdaughter has been to this at least twice.

guys morbs just described my ideal fap

also wtf is wrong with ppl imo where are ppl from where one buys drugs on a street

― HOOS it because...of steen???? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, November 5, 2013 9:13 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

college towns in the south!

one dude who i drove up there with - not a close friend at all - just straight up started walking around asking ppl for coke. obv he got his ass kicked and all his money stolen. lol

I went to a Brooklyn bar metal night w/ dr3w like a year and a half ago

would need some titanium earplugs for something this serious tho

surprisingly only just now listening to Pungent Stench for the first time.

"Been Caught Buttering" is the kind of raw, silly 90s death metal I love. \m/

is anyone going to come do Darkest Yoga with me during MDF

we outchea

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Definitely catch bastard sapling at the sidebar today, u will not regret it in this life

bummed to not be with y'all but I must chill before my workload takes possession of me

How much is a one day ticket to Edison? Why is this info no longer on the website? Should I pay a milli to see Taake and agalloch?