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I've been obsessed with reading reviews of this place for like 4 years. These are some of the greatest hits imo. May have to make a part 2 - had to heavily edit this

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OptionVotes
The fire escape routes showed floor plans from a different hotel!! 8
There was a man who lived behind a vending machine in a small gap whom the staff did nothing about. 7
With request from the small chinese man received nothing but hard heart ache and pian 5
we had FOIL as a mirror. 3
When you walk into this awful hotel you spell a strong scent of BELL PEPPERS. 2
the walls were covered in graffiti, one that said "evil lurks within this room look under the bed" 2
I discovered that my room key opened every door on the fifth floor. 2
-We found maggets on our beds. -There were moles everywhere in the bathtub. 2
Looks like a scene from a bad movie that takes place. 1
They will try to sell you cheap watched at reception and girls after midnight. 1
There was these crazy mats everywhere, it looked like the owner of the hotel had sat and personally sewed all old mats 1
I took sleep aids for 2 nights to escape from the horror of reality 1
We had ripped, dirty sheets and a pillow stolen from the Mt Sinai Hospital for crying out loud... 1
As soon as we put the heater on, white things started coming out in the air, so we shut it down. 1
The staff is very very rude and do not understand english well, they did tell me " MISS WE CANNOT CATCH MICE" 0
someone had urinated in the bed recently and placed all of the pillows in the center of the bed to absorb it. 0
I first noticed that my room door was broken in two! 0
don't open any unnecessary drawers (a bloody, used band-aid sound nice?) 0
If we'd found the prostitutes in the lobby it would have been a highlight. 0
I turned on the taps and this black stuff was flowing out of them, so I decided to give the bath a miss. 0
I mean just disgusting with bug craps and all. 0
The curtains in your room were sewn in the early 60's. 0
I got verbally assaulted by one of their ' employees' that thought that I was an undercover cop 0
Anyways, I recommend the place for people that want strong thrills and want to stay in a dump. 0
Upon trying to lay in bed for the night I found the sheets were covered in some sort of biological mess. 0
2 channels on the TV...that is literally my biggest complaint. 0
I got to leave now as i gonna be late for my Post-traumatic disorder therapy. Thank you and have a nice day. 0
The bell boy - not the brighest button in the box - summed it up when he said 'i don't care - they don't pay me enough' 0
extremely noisy - amazed we could hear the squeeking and rustling of the lovely RAT eating our chocolates 0
I was showering and the maintance guy came in to "fix the sink" while I was still in the shower. 0
My American friend and I survived our 4-night stay. We will go to heaven for being tolerant to the challenges posed 0
I didn't catch anything during my visit, but your luck will vary. 0
There are bums defacating in the lobby. 0
The first thing I thought once we got in the hotel, was 'What a hell of a smell'. 0
The bell man are around the age of 105 and the receptionist are something next to RUde 0
When I finally found help, he told me to "turn the knob, then kick the door" I could not believe it!!!! 0
Upon arrival we were greeted with a blood stained bath, not to mention rancid carpet. 0
When we went back to our room, there were people meditating right in front of our door, which we could not open 0
my friend said there was a spiritual presence in the room. Ghosts??? Ok, when you start thinking stupid s--- like that. 0
Strangely enough the mould on the ceiling didn't bother me that much, nor the resident cockroach. 0
You know it's gonna be a bad start when the entrace to the hotel has a display of nutcrackers in the window 0
We witnessed cockroaches and mice and there was a blow up doll outside our window! 0
We did not watch any TV, but turned it on to muffle the air of desolation in the room. 0
If you have been in the military or living under immensely harsh living conditions, you can probably survive this ordeal0
The hot-water faucet fell out when I was in the shower, and a gush of boiling lava-like water landed me in ER. 0
they found a dead body in a room, so we decided to leave one day early, but they refused to give us our money back! 0


1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 16:15 (nine years ago) link

i've stayed there

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 12 June 2013 16:15 (nine years ago) link

i want to stay there tbh. i feel like i know the place after reading the reviews for so long. i stay in a very similar place in DC - really cheap and 2 blocks from the mall, but expect no service/"frills"/cleanliness. if you can deal with that then its ideal, but theres a constant stream of people complaining and freaking out to the staff which is lol

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 16:19 (nine years ago) link

nothing interesting happened during the night i stayed, tho when i got home the next day i will admit that i immediately stripped nude in the front hall of my apartment and put everything i brought on the trip into a plastic trashbag for urgent laundering.

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 12 June 2013 16:27 (nine years ago) link

'man who lived behind a vending machine in a small gap' def sounds like a bit role in Twin Peaks

ballin' from Maine to Mexico (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 16:28 (nine years ago) link

also 'i don't care - they don't pay me enough' should be on our currency

ballin' from Maine to Mexico (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 16:29 (nine years ago) link

-There were moles everywhere in the bathtub.

what the

they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 16:36 (nine years ago) link

i have no idea what that means!

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 16:38 (nine years ago) link

I am assuming it means "dark spots" and not "small subterranean mammals" or "dark, raised skin spots"

they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 16:40 (nine years ago) link

although who knows, maybe someone clipped all their moles off in the tub and never rinsed it out

they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 16:41 (nine years ago) link

i thought it might be a typo of holes?

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 16:41 (nine years ago) link

although that doesnt make any sense

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 16:42 (nine years ago) link

guys this is the hotel carter we're talking about, literal moles are not out of play

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 12 June 2013 16:45 (nine years ago) link

goin with BELL PEPPERS

more tequila-fueled pants-shitting revue from (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 16:46 (nine years ago) link

"With request from the small chinese man received nothing but hard heart ache and pian"

this is just beautiful

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 16:57 (nine years ago) link

reading these in Neil Hamburger's voice

dimension nickröss (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 18:09 (nine years ago) link

"moles" must be a typo for "molds" right? I mean I want it to just mean "moles", but

Panaïs Pnin (The Yellow Kid), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 19:57 (nine years ago) link

maybe they meant the tub was full of savory chocolate sauce

they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 20:02 (nine years ago) link

ok why did molds not occur to me

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 13 June 2013 05:09 (nine years ago) link

My top 4. I can NOT narrow it down further:

You know it's gonna be a bad start when the entrace to the hotel has a display of nutcrackers in the window
I took sleep aids for 2 nights to escape from the horror of reality
I first noticed that my room door was broken in two!
With request from the small chinese man received nothing but hard heart ache and pian

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 13 June 2013 05:14 (nine years ago) link

so much horror

time considered as a helix of semi-precious owns (zvookster), Thursday, 13 June 2013 05:20 (nine years ago) link

white things out in the air so we shut it off

time considered as a helix of semi-precious owns (zvookster), Thursday, 13 June 2013 05:20 (nine years ago) link

"MISS WE CANNOT CATCH MICE" ::jerry lewis voice::

am0n, Thursday, 13 June 2013 14:49 (nine years ago) link

Roxy, I love you. For the past two years I have been obsessed with reading bad reviews of a holiday camp in England. In fact, I was catching up the other day. Totally going to read this one and I have a feeling it's going to be my new thing. (btw: http://www.tripadvisor.com/Hotel_Review-g1752567-d607436-Reviews-Pontin_s_Camber_Sands_Centre-Camber_East_Sussex_England.html - in the last three days there seems to be a rash of positive reviews but go back - some of them are unbelievable. Also, the pictures.)

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Thursday, 13 June 2013 14:54 (nine years ago) link

-We found maggets on our beds. -There were moles everywhere in the bathtub.

Also, I really want this to be moles too. Dammit.

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Thursday, 13 June 2013 14:57 (nine years ago) link

ENBB you know Pontin's Camber Sands was where UK ATP was held for many years? Yeah it was pretty low rent but nothing horrendous, my favourite experience was the shower that cycled automatically and unstoppably every minute between boiling hot and freezing cold, having to jump in to wash for the brief seconds it was tolerable. Would also like to find a pic of the terrifying David Thewlis lookalike mural above the bar.

nagl dude dude dude (ledge), Thursday, 13 June 2013 15:14 (nine years ago) link

Maybe it's got a lot worse recently...

nagl dude dude dude (ledge), Thursday, 13 June 2013 15:15 (nine years ago) link

I don't know if I did know that, I think thought it was at a Butlins. Maybe it has gotten worse because some of the pictures/stories really do make it look pretty bad.

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Thursday, 13 June 2013 15:19 (nine years ago) link

Yeah they moved it to Butlins which is about 1/1000 as seedy.

nagl dude dude dude (ledge), Thursday, 13 June 2013 15:21 (nine years ago) link

Oh, I've been to Butlins. I think the one it's held at though right now the name is escaping me.

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Thursday, 13 June 2013 15:22 (nine years ago) link

Minehead!

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Thursday, 13 June 2013 15:22 (nine years ago) link

Oh I liked that little Pontins, I didn't mind the chalets. It was amazing that the resort even had its own associated bar (<3 u, Queen Vic). Can you imagine a US campground having a pub attached? It would be unusable.

Tottenham Heelspur (in orbit), Thursday, 13 June 2013 15:23 (nine years ago) link

Which was not seedy but was definitely still . . . an "interesting" experience. Not really the kind of I'd ever pay to go to again tbh. Was totally worth it for the day trips though - I saw wild ponies and landscapes that looked like something out of a surreal dream!

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Thursday, 13 June 2013 15:24 (nine years ago) link

I'm going to Camber in two weeks for ATP! I've been plenty before, and yeah, Minehead is a lot nicer in terms of chalets/cleanliness, but Camber is way better for maintaining the festival atmosphere.

emil.y, Thursday, 13 June 2013 15:25 (nine years ago) link

x-post - Oh I liked that little Pontins, I didn't mind the chalets. It was amazing that the resort even had its own associated bar (<3 u, Queen Vic). Can you imagine a US campground having a pub attached? It would be unusable.

― Tottenham Heelspur (in orbit), Thursday, June 13, 2013 11:23 AM (50 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Hmmmm, campground? Is that what you would liken them to? I was trying to explain it to someone once and I couldn't really think of a us equivalent but I've never been to a campground. In light of that this might be a dumb question but, don't you stay in tents and stuff at campgrounds?

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Thursday, 13 June 2013 15:26 (nine years ago) link

GUYS STOP YOU ARE MAKING IT SOUNDS WAY BETTER THAN THE HORRIBLE PLACE I HAD IMAGINED IN MY HEAD AND NOW READING THOSE REVIEWS WILL NO LONGER BE FUN.

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Thursday, 13 June 2013 15:27 (nine years ago) link

Yeah, we don't really have those little...holiday villages? Anymore. I think they were more common in my mom's childhood but they turned decrepit/seedy eventually and then mostly disappeared. There are still some campgrounds that advertise cabins instead of tents, I don't know how common that is.

Tottenham Heelspur (in orbit), Thursday, 13 June 2013 15:29 (nine years ago) link

Kamping Kabins.

Tottenham Heelspur (in orbit), Thursday, 13 June 2013 15:29 (nine years ago) link

Yeah, there really isn't a direct equivalent that I could think of especially not one with activities and an entertainment schedule and stuff. I'll tell you what it did make for - excellent people watching. I guess what freaked me out most about those Pontins reviews was just how dirty so many of them made it sound. The words "mould" and "filthy" come up way too many times for somewhere that you're paying money to stay.

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Thursday, 13 June 2013 15:35 (nine years ago) link

rox is this gonna be your honeymoon destination??

ttyih boi (crüt), Thursday, 13 June 2013 15:37 (nine years ago) link

Fans of the words "mould", "filthy" and "smell of cats" may enjoy the tripadvisor for a place near me:

http://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Hotel_Review-g186361-d193762-Reviews-or10-Nanford_Guest_House-Oxford_Oxfordshire_England.html

(again, it has a few more favourable reviews lately for some reason. I haven't read them for a while so I don't know if the recent reviews are as amusing/horrifying but I spent a whole afternoon reading what was there about a year ago)

susuwatari teenage riot (a passing spacecadet), Thursday, 13 June 2013 16:05 (nine years ago) link

Look, as long as the English insist on putting carpeting in bathrooms, I don't see how you're going to avoid mold in the best of cases.

Tottenham Heelspur (in orbit), Thursday, 13 June 2013 16:07 (nine years ago) link

I used to work summers at an expensive (for West MI) resort with sort of the same idea: children's activities, tennis courts, a beach, mini-golf, tetherbalol. It had a main lodge with hotel rooms, and lots of smaller outbuildings that were full chalets with their own kitchens and stuff. I promise you that the decor and furnishings were NOT what guests were paying for, unless they were paying for the privilege of looking at the same lampshades their grandmothers had when they stayed there (it was that kind of place).

It was clean though (I know because I cleaned it).

Tottenham Heelspur (in orbit), Thursday, 13 June 2013 16:15 (nine years ago) link

When we went back to our room, there were people meditating right in front of our door, which we could not open

maybe they were trying to cast a spell of closing

乒乓, Thursday, 13 June 2013 16:43 (nine years ago) link

AND NOW READING THOSE REVIEWS WILL NO LONGER BE FUN.

Just check out the travelers photos...

Lectures of Pelé (Michael White), Thursday, 13 June 2013 17:31 (nine years ago) link

Oh, I've looked at them. All of them. Horrifying tbh which is one of the reasons I'm surprised that so many people are saying it's not that bad. It looks pretty grim!

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Thursday, 13 June 2013 17:36 (nine years ago) link

The hot-water faucet fell out when I was in the shower, and a gush of boiling lava-like water landed me in ER.

Gotta admit laughed out loud at that one. ROxy deserves a medal for this thread.

Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Thursday, 13 June 2013 17:36 (nine years ago) link

we had FOIL as a mirror.

underrated IMO

they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Thursday, 13 June 2013 17:45 (nine years ago) link

I have to admit the idea of trying to shave or put on makeup in front of a foil mirror did make me chuckle

Lectures of Pelé (Michael White), Thursday, 13 June 2013 17:53 (nine years ago) link

Yeah, that's pretty good. I kinda want to stay at this place. For like 20 minutes. Just to see how bad it really is.

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Thursday, 13 June 2013 17:53 (nine years ago) link

Voted for "moles" - typo or not, I like the idea of a colony of these guys saying "get the fuck out of our bathtub"

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2005/02/images/050202_mole.jpg

Elvis Telecom, Tuesday, 16 July 2013 23:35 (eight years ago) link

foil mirror imo

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 16 July 2013 23:44 (eight years ago) link

i'm imagining this guy opening all of the doors in turn and being confronted with new & unique horrors behind each of them

― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, July 16, 2013 3:57 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol, yes

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 04:06 (eight years ago) link

Say, isn't tuomas visiting nyc soon?

emilys., Wednesday, 17 July 2013 08:10 (eight years ago) link

As soon as we put the heater on, white things started coming out in the air, so we shut it down.

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080210191235/aliens/images/9/94/Alien_facehugger.jpg

IIIrd Datekeeper (contenderizer), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 14:13 (eight years ago) link

tuomas would be sooo unable to understand anything about this hotel including the negative commentary

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Monday, 22 July 2013 00:23 (eight years ago) link

imagining tuomas's reaction to the floorplans from another hotel

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Monday, 22 July 2013 00:24 (eight years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 00:01 (eight years ago) link

Going with fire escape plans, which is not the most unpleasant thing you could encounter in a hotel, necessarily but really suggests either (a) the hotel transcending total negligence and moving into outright evil, or (b) a sign of some Stephen King shit going down where the hotel is built over a burial ground of Satan-worshipping Dutch colonials or something and over the years has been changing, gradually, from a hotel into something... else.

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 00:34 (eight years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Thursday, 1 August 2013 00:01 (eight years ago) link

god ive been so mad without internet in my house cause i couldnt view the results of this poll on my phone!!

GREAT top 3

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Sunday, 4 August 2013 03:50 (eight years ago) link

http://tripadvisaargh.tumblr.com/

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Wednesday, 7 August 2013 20:08 (eight years ago) link

omg

"the staff talk to you like dirt they don’t call you by SIR or MADAM they say OI YOU the security guard tells you to shut up and that ‘this is hell and i am the devil’ (what a nice start)

we was only asking for a safe deposit box - gill0842"

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Wednesday, 7 August 2013 20:13 (eight years ago) link

I got attacked by wild dogs, the bedroom was disugsting the bed/ sofa had poo stains and the people before us had weed on the bed which the cleaners didnt clean which i had too sleep in with my sister.

emil.y, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 21:24 (eight years ago) link

you have no idea

I'm on page 15 and am now reading about some place in Blackpool that it linked to and omg I'm riveted.

http://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/ShowUserReviews-g186332-d2322987-r127110475-Malibu_Hotel-Blackpool_Lancashire_England.html#REVIEWS

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Wednesday, 7 August 2013 21:25 (eight years ago) link

Holy shit, the response from the management of that hotel.

emil.y, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 21:30 (eight years ago) link

ResponseS plural. I've gone down the rabbit-hole on this one.

malibublackpool, Your Shrink at Malibu Hotel, responded to this review
10 September 2012
How many times do we have to tell you not to open tripadvisor accounts and use your turrets in writing. We understand your medication is not working but it will in time. The malibu clearly had to put up with you on your day release from ward 29, but this will be your last release. If it wasn't for the malibu hotel, you would be lying in an alley again somewhere after paying your fiver a night allowance. Thanks Malibu for looking after this very sick person...

emil.y, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 21:44 (eight years ago) link

Jasmine Beach Resort, Turkey
this is definatley not for the english so be prepared to be treated like we are the foreigners!!

...

slippery kelp on the tide (a passing spacecadet), Wednesday, 7 August 2013 22:25 (eight years ago) link

OMG

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 8 August 2013 00:02 (eight years ago) link

ty enbb!!!!

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 8 August 2013 00:02 (eight years ago) link

The hotel was surrounded by wild cats so couldn’t leave the hotel at night - Donna O

emilys., Thursday, 8 August 2013 02:13 (eight years ago) link

Surrounded By Wildcats would have been a good ripoff of Captured! By Robots during the whole rediscovery of state-fair airbrushed cat-and-wolf T shirts thing.

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 8 August 2013 02:16 (eight years ago) link

You know, because everyone was really striving to rip off Captured! By Robots.

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 8 August 2013 02:16 (eight years ago) link

A door down the corridor had a hand-written sign on it saying “Anyone Who Knocks Dies” with a picture of a gun and a skull. - anon

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Thursday, 8 August 2013 03:34 (eight years ago) link

There was a crap in the pool when we moved in. It got cleaned out but it made it difficult to eat meals as every time you faced the window it caught your eye and put you off the food.
The taps were annoying. - Angel889

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Thursday, 8 August 2013 03:37 (eight years ago) link

^^ I love the use of the second person in that one especially

staind in the place where you live (crüt), Thursday, 8 August 2013 04:21 (eight years ago) link

http://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Hotel_Review-g186332-d615459-Reviews-or40-Grosvenor_Hotel-Blackpool_Lancashire_England.html#REVIEWS

with regards to this “hotel”, this was my first day after waking up from a 10 year coma, and within 30 seconds are being in this hotel, I wished I was back in the coma!!! I decided I needed to get out of here, and required a long hard-drink to overcome this situation (alcohol hadn’t passed my lips for 20 years, obviously 10 of these I was in a coma). - DRBLACKITH666

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 16:44 (eight years ago) link

btw i was in a coma fyi

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 16:45 (eight years ago) link

"obviously"

Francois Toofo (seandalai), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 19:20 (eight years ago) link

"This is by far the worst place ive stayed in. i found a cats paw in my pillow case - JonNigweed"

http://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Hotel_Review-g190762-d632780-Reviews-Wulfrun_Hotel-Wolverhampton_West_Midlands_England.html

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 20:54 (eight years ago) link

http://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Hotel_Review-g186332-d192734-Reviews-or810-Norbreck_Castle_Hotel-Blackpool_Lancashire_England.html#REVIEWS

We happened to be there at the same time as an Alcoholics Anon convention which made us feel totally guilty about drinking at the bar as they watched us mournfully.

There was also a large puddle on the disused forecourt in which a dead pigeon floated for the duration of our holiday. - angieM

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 20:57 (eight years ago) link

What kind of hospital discharges you the day you wake up from your ten-year coma?

emilys., Thursday, 15 August 2013 06:52 (eight years ago) link

idk

so. many. questions.

I spent HOURS on this thing yesterday. I can't stop!

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Thursday, 15 August 2013 13:00 (eight years ago) link

lmao at wishing he was back in the coma

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 15 August 2013 18:59 (eight years ago) link

eight months pass...

killjoys

a strange man (mh), Friday, 9 May 2014 13:46 (eight years ago) link

lol

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Friday, 9 May 2014 14:10 (eight years ago) link

Do not go there. On arrive the stairs was full of mould and dirty and look like they had not cleaned the place in year. There was fly flying your face.

From Tha Crouuuch To Da Palacios (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 10 May 2014 09:31 (eight years ago) link

The place is badly maintained, almost neglected, the swimming pool looks like a pool with toads inside, the 2 cats of the owner come to steal the food in the kitchen and the dog is attached to 1 meter of rope and barks all the time.
Clothes were stolen from us, the owner is always shouting in her garden and we even had to bring in the police, the supporting evidences to the commissionership! Her husband says nothing, I believe that he is afraid of her.

The maid walked in on my wife while she was in the bathroom, and the maid asked us to wait out on the balcony while she cleaned our room (even though we insisted we didn't need her services that day).

The villa's guest book was a scrapbook of edited entries, blocking out a history of customer complaints.

we were given an initial roll of toilet paper, but were told that additional TP would be our responsibility as well!!

wat is teh waht (s.clover), Monday, 12 May 2014 04:49 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...
three weeks pass...

its my goal to stay at all of those

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Monday, 23 June 2014 16:38 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9s9N0cBiFA

Doctor Casino, Monday, 23 June 2014 17:20 (eight years ago) link

three months pass...

i keep referencing "receiving nothing but hard heart ache and pian" (pronounced pee-on) to my husband who i thought i had talked about this with. i was mistaken

finally he was like "wtf does that mean?"

jello my future biafriend (roxymuzak), Monday, 6 October 2014 20:16 (seven years ago) link

respond by emailing him a confirmation for a stay at the hotel carter.

call all destroyer, Monday, 6 October 2014 20:44 (seven years ago) link

i think i was complaining that after much request from the toaster i received nothing but hard heartache and pian, and he had finally had enough

jello my future biafriend (roxymuzak), Monday, 6 October 2014 20:45 (seven years ago) link

lol

call all destroyer, Monday, 6 October 2014 20:46 (seven years ago) link

"I took sleep aids for 2 nights to escape from the horror of reality" is criminally underrated

jello my future biafriend (roxymuzak), Monday, 6 October 2014 20:53 (seven years ago) link

as a former guest i can say that getting blindingly wasted during your trip also works.

call all destroyer, Monday, 6 October 2014 22:44 (seven years ago) link


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