WE'RE EXPECTING !!!!!!

what https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C286-H6UAAAYz8C.jpg

honey im feeling a little bloated

https://twitter.com/CharlesFinch/status/823942113838542848

(I posted this to the parenting board yesterday)

there's no chance that it tells u the gender is there

how would a piss test do that?

idk maybe new tech - i didn't know until last week that they could tell gender from blood work now! (uh, hint.)

!

rly? yay mordy then?

obvs on the dl for now but yes await further reports (& uh all ilxors invited when such a thing may happen:p)

<3 hope all goes well, will keep on the dl

heyo! mazel tov

(I posted this to the parenting board yesterday)

― Οὖτις, Wednesday, January 25, 2017 4:41 PM (twenty-eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

being a not-parent, i didn't see that, but yeah i did steal it from that tweet

I don't even think that company's around anymore. https://www.omega-pharma.com/en/segmenten_en

Wonder why.

(I know this is likely translated from Dutch, but c'mon.)

Predictor is a brand name with an impressive heritage and a strong reputation. Initially, the brand referred exclusively to pregnancy tests, but nowadays the assortment also includes other products for self-diagnosis and products to help couples with a wish to have a child to achieve their dream.

Mazel tov!!! I have never celebrated this particular simcha because I am too old to have babby-having friends, apparently:(

nb point of interest in my community we don't say MT until the actual event bc of ayin hara / evil eye, instead the commonly accepted phrase is b'sha'a tova ('in a good time') but appreciate anyway warm feelings <3

oh I take it back, and thank you for telling me :)

b'sha'a tova!

Congrats Mordy!!

http://i.imgur.com/jECsfER.jpg

Kind of a weird way to announce you're having septuplets, but ok?

http://i.imgur.com/mO9vwz2.jpg

And hey look, they're apparently having twins.

http://i.imgur.com/a53fWqR.jpg

That's not my father. That's just my reflection.

http://i.imgur.com/D9jKHgj.jpg

Always thought Caesarians were a little messier.

http://i.imgur.com/RUlhm3t.jpg

Getting tired of these yet?

http://i.imgur.com/vPE0uvO.jpg

Got

http://i.imgur.com/vFqYfMo.jpg

To

http://i.imgur.com/AF99rUG.png

Catch

http://i.imgur.com/wfLTZsJ.jpg

Them

http://i.imgur.com/264HRAA.jpg

All!

http://i.imgur.com/J1BETHa.jpg

And I don't even know if this is a pregnancy photo or not. Time to do some unexpecting.

These cheered me up tonight! Lol!!!

http://i.imgur.com/JNlhE5G.jpg?1

the camera? his capacity to humiliate his unborn child?

Dudes in a wheelchair

?

oh whoa did not see that

.....How?

I didn't notice it at first either

I think I was too focused on trying to convince my brain that it wasn't Paul Reubens in the photo

Fair. I guess the combo of his being seated and the actual message made it an obvious thing to look for for me

family jewels pretty resilient eh

My mans really took a pitch on a gender reveal 💀💀 pic.twitter.com/R2ZGG9Y2SX

— Insane Athletes (@Insane_Athletes) July 17, 2017

Starting to miss the days before ultrasound.

https://i.imgur.com/o2YU62s.jpg

I take it only one of them likes black olives?

Maybe they put “girl” on one side and then “boy” on the other (potentially a different topping?) and then took off the “boy” side when they heard the news?

who puts olives on afterbirth anyway

I don't understand what straight people think babies are pic.twitter.com/ezHTkR1qX3

— Onson Sweemey (@ChurchCarlton) February 19, 2018

luv2force traditional gender roles on my developing foetus

https://i.imgur.com/LLSMG7K.jpg

"Sorry. Gotta go back to the house to get my tiara."

Alternately,

https://i.imgur.com/LOkjjnd.jpg

"Sorry. Gotta go back to the house to get my tiara."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECE86WwWswI

oddly mesmerizing

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dea1fkCX0AEekcg.jpg:large

Those naughty hets

they haven't really been naughty their pinkies aren't at the corner of their mouths

being naughty by upholding the social norms of partnering up and having a baby, the scandal

Why are people like this!?! A+ thread.

I am very glad that all these people found a partner that isn't embarrassed by this.

I mean, I figured it was photoshopped, but I still had to check.

https://i.imgur.com/0UwM0iJ.jpg

ban sex

Ban cameras.