WE'RE EXPECTING !!!!!!

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And these aren't official portraits, but posting these to get them out of the way.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-MnxTSlefj3Y/TlcM1Sehy2I/AAAAAAAAAEY/2cCjFdAIsmo/s1600/pregnant+with+gun.jpg

pplains, Saturday, 29 December 2012 17:18 (five years ago) Permalink

Stockholm syndrome in those last pics from pp

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Saturday, 29 December 2012 17:29 (five years ago) Permalink

"The YOU of A" is the University of Arkansas' catchphrase? That is a shame.

toy_sleigher (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 29 December 2012 17:47 (five years ago) Permalink

What strikes me about the gun pictures is how murderously aggressive the men look, while the women just look pregnant and content and not like an angry, gun-wielding, Dockers-wearing wingnut has them in a headlock.

carl agatha, Saturday, 29 December 2012 17:57 (five years ago) Permalink

And I mean, what's the point of that picture? "Don't fuck with my pregnant wife, pictured here in a headlock, or I'll fucking shoot you!" Do they hang these up on their doors under the "This property protected by Smith & Wesson" sign? Do the wives have shirts printed with these pictures to wear when their husbands aren't in headlocking distance? Is this their Christmas card and do people subsequently decline to pay holiday visits for fear of being shot? I just have so many questions.

carl agatha, Saturday, 29 December 2012 17:59 (five years ago) Permalink

"I have captured and drugged your pregnant wife and if you attempt to retrieve her, I will shoot you in the face!"

carl agatha, Saturday, 29 December 2012 18:00 (five years ago) Permalink

You should try having an angry, gun-wielding, Dockers-wearing wingnut get you in a nice, tight, inescapable headlock sometime. Before you know it, the sense of security will overwhelm your synapses with the loveliest chemicals and you will not be able to remember how you lived before.

del griffith, Saturday, 29 December 2012 18:04 (five years ago) Permalink

A paternity test might be your best shot for an answer.

http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8449/8017001277_c01cdaf73b_c.jpg

pplains, Saturday, 29 December 2012 18:04 (five years ago) Permalink

Wasn't crazy about this one at first, until I imagined how nice a velour cushion would feel on one's own bare ass.

http://farm7.staticflickr.com/6225/6852366366_1622497941_c.jpg

pplains, Saturday, 29 December 2012 18:06 (five years ago) Permalink

^^ 70s roman polanski film vibe w/ that one

the memoirs of gaydrian (clouds), Saturday, 29 December 2012 18:08 (five years ago) Permalink

Do you think that photographer did some Photoshopping in the crotch area there? Something looks weird.

carl agatha, Saturday, 29 December 2012 18:14 (five years ago) Permalink

she actually has no vagina.

packt like phoebe cates's dad in a chimney (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Saturday, 29 December 2012 18:56 (five years ago) Permalink

I don't understand the need to take off your shirt and SHOW me you are pregnant. If you tell me that you're pregnant, I'll believe you. It's been done before. Just write it on your standard stationary. Give me visual evidence when you get the highest score in Donkey Kong.

toy_sleigher (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 29 December 2012 19:20 (five years ago) Permalink

What strikes me about the gun pictures is how murderously aggressive the men look, while the women just look pregnant and content and not like an angry, gun-wielding, Dockers-wearing wingnut has them in a headlock.

― carl agatha, Saturday, December 29, 2012 12:57 PM (3 hours ago)

What (also) strikes me about them is the astonishment that there is more than one couple that wanted to be photographed in that pose

Lee626, Saturday, 29 December 2012 21:37 (five years ago) Permalink

Is the left not a parody of the right?

toy_sleigher (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 29 December 2012 21:42 (five years ago) Permalink

Apparently, since the pic on the right is on about 30 blogs but I can't find the other one elsewhere (tineye.com is so useful). But the woman in the parody doesn't look as happy/oblivious as the original

Lee626, Saturday, 29 December 2012 22:27 (five years ago) Permalink

seven months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/crvqoWl.jpg

pplains, Friday, 16 August 2013 17:41 (five years ago) Permalink

!

I tweeted too much and I am in jail. (crüt), Friday, 16 August 2013 17:42 (five years ago) Permalink

aaaaahahahahaha

Z S, Friday, 16 August 2013 17:43 (five years ago) Permalink

lollll

tylerw, Friday, 16 August 2013 17:44 (five years ago) Permalink

OMG lololol

Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Friday, 16 August 2013 18:12 (five years ago) Permalink

one year passes...

http://i.imgur.com/EPLkvQH.jpg

pplains, Tuesday, 6 January 2015 18:26 (three years ago) Permalink

oh my

gr8080, Tuesday, 6 January 2015 18:28 (three years ago) Permalink

Found a smaller size, did an image search for something bigger, ended up posing something with a watermark. So off my game.

pplains, Tuesday, 6 January 2015 18:46 (three years ago) Permalink

three weeks pass...

haha wat

pplains, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 14:55 (three years ago) Permalink

I'm sitting here with my jaw dropped, unable to look away.

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 21:37 (three years ago) Permalink

O_o

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 21:45 (three years ago) Permalink

five months pass...

I know this isn't the right thread, but neither was the WE'RE EXPECTING thread either.

http://i.imgur.com/yp7IkCr.jpg

pplains, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 12:03 (three years ago) Permalink

it kinda belongs on the irrational anger thread cuz it's driving me nuts that the dates go 2010-2005-2012 instead of chronologically left-to-right

i also want to graffiti 'klaatu barada nikto' underneath it

bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 12:06 (three years ago) Permalink

x-post - I can tell you right now that I hate that couple. A lot. Also the chronology thing is annoying at first but it's sorta like a monogram with the wedding in the middle and each kid on a side. Better not have any oopsie third babies. Decorating nightmare.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 12:36 (three years ago) Permalink

It's a shame they all died though.

pplains, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 13:20 (three years ago) Permalink

irl lol

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 15:20 (three years ago) Permalink

at pp's post, not the horrible horrible wall of awful

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 15:21 (three years ago) Permalink

how can they have gone to the trouble of building a monument to the time of their children's births without specifying AM or PM?

1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 15:34 (three years ago) Permalink

ok i guess the wedding was presumably 2:30 pm but this doesn't excuse the left and right

1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 15:35 (three years ago) Permalink

plus now i'm gonna have to celebrate the strangers' births four times each year: 8:23 am + 8:23 pm on Dec 11th, 7:30 am + 7:30 pm on Feb 13th
fuck!

1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 15:36 (three years ago) Permalink

How could they have gone to the trouble without pausing to think about how awful and dated that's going to look in like two years? Maybe one at this point.

from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 15:37 (three years ago) Permalink

A+ thread

five six and (man alive), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 15:39 (three years ago) Permalink

That St. Louis one makes me think the Arch is the father every time.

pplains, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 17:05 (three years ago) Permalink

who the fuck would put a clock that low down on the wall?

feargal czukay (NickB), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 17:10 (three years ago) Permalink

not the same thing exactly but a family i knew in high school had a stillborn about 10yrs prior; they had photo of the stillborn on a mantelpiece with a permanent light over it

the mom signed christmas birthday cards etc from the family + baby's name "in heaven"

they were the nicest ppl but it weirded me out sooooo much

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 19:59 (three years ago) Permalink

There's only one way that could've been any worse.

pplains, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 20:00 (three years ago) Permalink

clock?

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 20:02 (three years ago) Permalink

.....How?

Betsy DeVos Ayes (darraghmac), Saturday, 18 February 2017 03:29 (one year ago) Permalink

I didn't notice it at first either

example (crüt), Saturday, 18 February 2017 03:47 (one year ago) Permalink

I think I was too focused on trying to convince my brain that it wasn't Paul Reubens in the photo

example (crüt), Saturday, 18 February 2017 03:48 (one year ago) Permalink

Fair. I guess the combo of his being seated and the actual message made it an obvious thing to look for for me

Betsy DeVos Ayes (darraghmac), Saturday, 18 February 2017 04:01 (one year ago) Permalink

family jewels pretty resilient eh

F♯ A♯ (∞), Saturday, 18 February 2017 04:31 (one year ago) Permalink

seven months pass...

My mans really took a pitch on a gender reveal 💀💀 pic.twitter.com/R2ZGG9Y2SX

— Insane Athletes (@Insane_Athletes) July 17, 2017

pplains, Wednesday, 4 October 2017 00:02 (one year ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

Starting to miss the days before ultrasound.

https://i.imgur.com/o2YU62s.jpg

pplains, Saturday, 21 October 2017 16:23 (one year ago) Permalink

I take it only one of them likes black olives?

sarahell, Saturday, 21 October 2017 18:07 (one year ago) Permalink

Maybe they put “girl” on one side and then “boy” on the other (potentially a different topping?) and then took off the “boy” side when they heard the news?

Currently (Karl Malone), Saturday, 21 October 2017 18:51 (one year ago) Permalink

who puts olives on afterbirth anyway

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 23 October 2017 02:04 (one year ago) Permalink

three months pass...

I don't understand what straight people think babies are pic.twitter.com/ezHTkR1qX3

— Onson Sweemey (@ChurchCarlton) February 19, 2018

pplains, Monday, 19 February 2018 14:17 (nine months ago) Permalink

luv2force traditional gender roles on my developing foetus

NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 19 February 2018 14:23 (nine months ago) Permalink

https://i.imgur.com/LLSMG7K.jpg

"Sorry. Gotta go back to the house to get my tiara."

pplains, Monday, 19 February 2018 14:25 (nine months ago) Permalink

Alternately,

https://i.imgur.com/LOkjjnd.jpg

"Sorry. Gotta go back to the house to get my tiara."

pplains, Monday, 19 February 2018 14:31 (nine months ago) Permalink

three months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECE86WwWswI

pplains, Saturday, 26 May 2018 00:32 (six months ago) Permalink

oddly mesmerizing

niels, Sunday, 27 May 2018 13:52 (six months ago) Permalink

Those naughty hets

valorous wokelord (silby), Wednesday, 30 May 2018 04:59 (six months ago) Permalink

they haven't really been naughty their pinkies aren't at the corner of their mouths

you bet, nancy (map), Wednesday, 30 May 2018 05:24 (six months ago) Permalink

being naughty by upholding the social norms of partnering up and having a baby, the scandal

(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻ (mh), Wednesday, 30 May 2018 16:39 (six months ago) Permalink

Why are people like this!?! A+ thread.

Yerac, Wednesday, 30 May 2018 17:01 (six months ago) Permalink

I am very glad that all these people found a partner that isn't embarrassed by this.

Yerac, Wednesday, 30 May 2018 17:08 (six months ago) Permalink

I mean, I figured it was photoshopped, but I still had to check.

https://i.imgur.com/0UwM0iJ.jpg

pplains, Wednesday, 30 May 2018 17:12 (six months ago) Permalink

ban sex

i am fast and full of teeth. i willl die in a barn fire (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 30 May 2018 17:15 (six months ago) Permalink

Ban cameras.

Yerac, Wednesday, 30 May 2018 17:32 (six months ago) Permalink

I was mesmerized by the WTC pic and now I'm just mesmerized by that lady's belt situation.

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Wednesday, 30 May 2018 20:13 (six months ago) Permalink

Haha. I only now noticed the WTC.

Yerac, Wednesday, 30 May 2018 20:39 (six months ago) Permalink

one month passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeX1s5-txmk

Karl Malone, Thursday, 12 July 2018 22:50 (five months ago) Permalink

The straights are at it again

devops mom (silby), Thursday, 12 July 2018 23:13 (five months ago) Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqlyznE7eVo

pplains, Monday, 23 July 2018 23:01 (four months ago) Permalink

All that and I still don't know what kind of babby it is!

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Monday, 23 July 2018 23:11 (four months ago) Permalink

four weeks pass...

So focused on the dogs' reaction, I didn't even see what the reveal was.

We’re having a baby daughter!!! Crys and I are so excited and can’t wait to meet you Cookie Dough! 🤰🏻🍪 #GodIsGreat #Family #DadTime pic.twitter.com/XtLVS1wJqy

— Austin Cook (@austincookgolf) August 20, 2018

pplains, Monday, 20 August 2018 13:38 (three months ago) Permalink

Trying to work out where exactly the "reveal" was there, but guessing this is probably a colour vision problem on my part.

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 20 August 2018 13:59 (three months ago) Permalink

one month passes...

I’m disappointed that the article didn’t reveal the gender of the baby

Karl Malone, Sunday, 30 September 2018 01:50 (two months ago) Permalink

harbl!

macropuente (map), Sunday, 30 September 2018 02:20 (two months ago) Permalink

I hope they named the kid Tanner

joygoat, Sunday, 30 September 2018 15:31 (two months ago) Permalink

You know what, they knew going into this that parenting would be expensive

Karl Malone, Sunday, 30 September 2018 15:51 (two months ago) Permalink

one month passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYgDJSpZmX8

pplains, Sunday, 25 November 2018 01:20 (two weeks ago) Permalink

That’s my gender.

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Sunday, 25 November 2018 02:20 (two weeks ago) Permalink

Just the black balloon bedecked with question marks, running away

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Sunday, 25 November 2018 02:20 (two weeks ago) Permalink

Congrats pplains

F# A# (∞), Sunday, 25 November 2018 04:53 (two weeks ago) Permalink

it is a mystery

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 25 November 2018 06:22 (two weeks ago) Permalink

Video of explosion at border agent's gender-reveal party that sparked Arizona wildfire released https://t.co/wNCzzaU0Pi pic.twitter.com/K8ClaoNsWF

— Arizona Daily Star (@TucsonStar) November 26, 2018

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 27 November 2018 02:55 (two weeks ago) Permalink

so, so dumb

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 27 November 2018 03:01 (two weeks ago) Permalink

Straight people continue to be the cause of all misfortune

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Tuesday, 27 November 2018 03:49 (two weeks ago) Permalink

i had to

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DQpjorzWAAIwjtH.jpg:large

macropuente (map), Sunday, 9 December 2018 03:16 (four days ago) Permalink

god damn it

alomar lines, Sunday, 9 December 2018 04:59 (four days ago) Permalink


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