And here's what happens after you appear in the WE'RE GETTING MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thread.
http://www.kristieliasblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/pregnancy-portrait-photographer(pp_w900_h1125).jpg
Could you two have waited, like, another month before doing this?http://www.mayadphotography.com/wp-content/themes/RAWfolio/php/tt.php?src=http://www.mayadphotography.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/20120204_145516.jpg&w=900&h=600&zc=3&q=100&a=c
Better count the fingers on this baby one more time after it's born.http://photographyjulia.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/boulder_maternity_photos6.jpg(And, why - the - hat?)
They sure have improved sonograms since the old days, haven't they?http://www.a-fotografy.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/East-lothian-maternity-portrait-photographer1.jpg
http://www.jodieotte.com/blog/1111/outdoor_maternity.jpg
Look out for Vic Morrow!http://www.ellegphotography.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/ellerman-215.jpg
http://xaxor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/WTF-pregnancy-portraits5.jpg
And finally,http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7fy2lxPnu1qiewrho1_500.jpg
― pplains, Saturday, 29 December 2012 17:15 (ten years ago) link
And these aren't official portraits, but posting these to get them out of the way.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-MnxTSlefj3Y/TlcM1Sehy2I/AAAAAAAAAEY/2cCjFdAIsmo/s1600/pregnant+with+gun.jpg
― pplains, Saturday, 29 December 2012 17:18 (ten years ago) link
http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080210191235/aliens/images/9/94/Alien_facehugger.jpg
― toy_sleigher (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 29 December 2012 17:26 (ten years ago) link
Stockholm syndrome in those last pics from pp
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Saturday, 29 December 2012 17:29 (ten years ago) link
https://dl.dropbox.com/u/1484956/alien%20expecting.png
― toy_sleigher (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 29 December 2012 17:30 (ten years ago) link
http://www.engr.uark.edu/directory/594.php
― del griffith, Saturday, 29 December 2012 17:42 (ten years ago) link
"The YOU of A" is the University of Arkansas' catchphrase? That is a shame.
― toy_sleigher (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 29 December 2012 17:47 (ten years ago) link
What strikes me about the gun pictures is how murderously aggressive the men look, while the women just look pregnant and content and not like an angry, gun-wielding, Dockers-wearing wingnut has them in a headlock.
― carl agatha, Saturday, 29 December 2012 17:57 (ten years ago) link
And I mean, what's the point of that picture? "Don't fuck with my pregnant wife, pictured here in a headlock, or I'll fucking shoot you!" Do they hang these up on their doors under the "This property protected by Smith & Wesson" sign? Do the wives have shirts printed with these pictures to wear when their husbands aren't in headlocking distance? Is this their Christmas card and do people subsequently decline to pay holiday visits for fear of being shot? I just have so many questions.
― carl agatha, Saturday, 29 December 2012 17:59 (ten years ago) link
"I have captured and drugged your pregnant wife and if you attempt to retrieve her, I will shoot you in the face!"
― carl agatha, Saturday, 29 December 2012 18:00 (ten years ago) link
http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5019/5478317699_db0a585c8d_z.jpg
http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2291/2253247437_bd20575fc4.jpg
― pplains, Saturday, 29 December 2012 18:03 (ten years ago) link
You should try having an angry, gun-wielding, Dockers-wearing wingnut get you in a nice, tight, inescapable headlock sometime. Before you know it, the sense of security will overwhelm your synapses with the loveliest chemicals and you will not be able to remember how you lived before.
― del griffith, Saturday, 29 December 2012 18:04 (ten years ago) link
A paternity test might be your best shot for an answer.
http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8449/8017001277_c01cdaf73b_c.jpg
― pplains, Saturday, 29 December 2012 18:04 (ten years ago) link
Wasn't crazy about this one at first, until I imagined how nice a velour cushion would feel on one's own bare ass.
http://farm7.staticflickr.com/6225/6852366366_1622497941_c.jpg
― pplains, Saturday, 29 December 2012 18:06 (ten years ago) link
^^ 70s roman polanski film vibe w/ that one
― the memoirs of gaydrian (clouds), Saturday, 29 December 2012 18:08 (ten years ago) link
Do you think that photographer did some Photoshopping in the crotch area there? Something looks weird.
― carl agatha, Saturday, 29 December 2012 18:14 (ten years ago) link
she actually has no vagina.
― packt like phoebe cates's dad in a chimney (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Saturday, 29 December 2012 18:56 (ten years ago) link
I don't understand the need to take off your shirt and SHOW me you are pregnant. If you tell me that you're pregnant, I'll believe you. It's been done before. Just write it on your standard stationary. Give me visual evidence when you get the highest score in Donkey Kong.
― toy_sleigher (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 29 December 2012 19:20 (ten years ago) link
― carl agatha, Saturday, December 29, 2012 12:57 PM (3 hours ago)
What (also) strikes me about them is the astonishment that there is more than one couple that wanted to be photographed in that pose
― Lee626, Saturday, 29 December 2012 21:37 (ten years ago) link
Is the left not a parody of the right?
― toy_sleigher (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 29 December 2012 21:42 (ten years ago) link
Apparently, since the pic on the right is on about 30 blogs but I can't find the other one elsewhere (tineye.com is so useful). But the woman in the parody doesn't look as happy/oblivious as the original
― Lee626, Saturday, 29 December 2012 22:27 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/crvqoWl.jpg
― pplains, Friday, 16 August 2013 17:41 (nine years ago) link
!
― I tweeted too much and I am in jail. (crüt), Friday, 16 August 2013 17:42 (nine years ago) link
aaaaahahahahaha
― Z S, Friday, 16 August 2013 17:43 (nine years ago) link
lollll
― tylerw, Friday, 16 August 2013 17:44 (nine years ago) link
OMG lololol
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Friday, 16 August 2013 18:12 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/EPLkvQH.jpg
― pplains, Tuesday, 6 January 2015 18:26 (eight years ago) link
oh my
― gr8080, Tuesday, 6 January 2015 18:28 (eight years ago) link
Found a smaller size, did an image search for something bigger, ended up posing something with a watermark. So off my game.
― pplains, Tuesday, 6 January 2015 18:46 (eight years ago) link
http://youarenotaphotographer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/baby-punch.jpg
― about a dozen duck supporters (carl agatha), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 13:38 (eight years ago) link
http://youarenotaphotographer.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/baby-arch.jpg
― about a dozen duck supporters (carl agatha), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 13:41 (eight years ago) link
haha wat
― pplains, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 14:55 (eight years ago) link
I'm sitting here with my jaw dropped, unable to look away.
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 21:37 (eight years ago) link
O_o
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 21:45 (eight years ago) link
I know this isn't the right thread, but neither was the WE'RE EXPECTING thread either.
http://i.imgur.com/yp7IkCr.jpg
― pplains, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 12:03 (seven years ago) link
it kinda belongs on the irrational anger thread cuz it's driving me nuts that the dates go 2010-2005-2012 instead of chronologically left-to-right
i also want to graffiti 'klaatu barada nikto' underneath it
― bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 12:06 (seven years ago) link
x-post - I can tell you right now that I hate that couple. A lot. Also the chronology thing is annoying at first but it's sorta like a monogram with the wedding in the middle and each kid on a side. Better not have any oopsie third babies. Decorating nightmare.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 12:36 (seven years ago) link
It's a shame they all died though.
― pplains, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 13:20 (seven years ago) link
irl lol
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 15:20 (seven years ago) link
at pp's post, not the horrible horrible wall of awful
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 15:21 (seven years ago) link
how can they have gone to the trouble of building a monument to the time of their children's births without specifying AM or PM?
― 1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 15:34 (seven years ago) link
ok i guess the wedding was presumably 2:30 pm but this doesn't excuse the left and right
― 1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 15:35 (seven years ago) link
plus now i'm gonna have to celebrate the strangers' births four times each year: 8:23 am + 8:23 pm on Dec 11th, 7:30 am + 7:30 pm on Feb 13thfuck!
― 1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 15:36 (seven years ago) link
How could they have gone to the trouble without pausing to think about how awful and dated that's going to look in like two years? Maybe one at this point.
― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 15:37 (seven years ago) link
A+ thread
― five six and (man alive), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 15:39 (seven years ago) link
That St. Louis one makes me think the Arch is the father every time.
― pplains, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 17:05 (seven years ago) link
who the fuck would put a clock that low down on the wall?
― feargal czukay (NickB), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 17:10 (seven years ago) link
not the same thing exactly but a family i knew in high school had a stillborn about 10yrs prior; they had photo of the stillborn on a mantelpiece with a permanent light over it
the mom signed christmas birthday cards etc from the family + baby's name "in heaven"
they were the nicest ppl but it weirded me out sooooo much
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 19:59 (seven years ago) link
There's only one way that could've been any worse.
― pplains, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 20:00 (seven years ago) link
clock?
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 20:02 (seven years ago) link
I.. couldn't see an explanation about why she has bees on her, which to me was the notable thing about the photosMany sympathies and best of luck to her family though
― kinder, Sunday, 5 July 2020 15:57 (two years ago) link
Combo of difficult experiences + love of bees?
I mean, no, it doesn't add up on my calculator, per se...
― pplains, Sunday, 5 July 2020 16:45 (two years ago) link
some kids don't know their parents are crazy until high school. Kids itt have a leg up there.
― the warm seafood salad that exists (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 5 July 2020 18:34 (two years ago) link
I mean, is this lady a beekeeper? Or did she just hire bees specifically for this purpose????? Is this even a thing?
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Sunday, 5 July 2020 22:29 (two years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EhFT9lnXcAMu6lR?format=jpg&name=large
― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Friday, 4 September 2020 20:20 (two years ago) link
love this.
is the truck the dad?
― rascal clobber (jim in vancouver), Friday, 4 September 2020 20:23 (two years ago) link
sure is, proud papa!
― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Friday, 4 September 2020 20:26 (two years ago) link
truckbaby x1000
― nashwan, Friday, 4 September 2020 20:28 (two years ago) link
You talk a small game for someone with such a big truck.
― emil.y, Friday, 4 September 2020 20:33 (two years ago) link
hate when i'm driving my 18 wheeler and this happens
― ℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Friday, 4 September 2020 20:56 (two years ago) link
Like you all have never heard of a baby carrier.
― pplains, Friday, 4 September 2020 21:43 (two years ago) link
m'lady
― a certain derecho (brownie), Friday, 4 September 2020 22:03 (two years ago) link
strong Transformers 9 energy
― rob, Friday, 4 September 2020 22:30 (two years ago) link
#ElDoradoFire | SAN BERNARDINO/ INYO/ MONO UNIT | El Dorado Fire Cause pic.twitter.com/PNBQWMXMwK— CAL FIRE (@CAL_FIRE) September 7, 2020
― contorted filbert (harbl), Monday, 7 September 2020 12:45 (two years ago) link
assholes
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 7 September 2020 15:21 (two years ago) link
sanpaku posted about that this morning, along with ANOTHER gender reveal fire (that one was only 10 acres, though)
fucking crazy man
― Karl Malone, Monday, 7 September 2020 15:57 (two years ago) link
surely a cake would suffice
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 7 September 2020 16:13 (two years ago) link
throw some candles on there, you can still burn shit down while revealing
― Karl Malone, Monday, 7 September 2020 16:42 (two years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/m94366y.jpg
― pplains, Sunday, 11 October 2020 18:25 (two years ago) link
I hate these can u imagine if gay people invited their family over for a party so they could wear shirts that said “the cum came from HERE and went THERE!” my family would never speak to me again pic.twitter.com/PRvKQc5AQr— dylan (@dylaneatswings) November 23, 2020
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Saturday, 28 November 2020 18:16 (two years ago) link
How it started. How it’s going. pic.twitter.com/KZaFkFgGrU— YS (@NYinLA2121) December 1, 2020
― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 19:37 (two years ago) link
https://www.cnn.com/2021/02/08/us/man-killed-cannon-baby-shower-trnd/index.html
― Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Monday, 8 February 2021 22:00 (two years ago) link
the fact that it was an irl ~cannon~ filled with ~too mich gunpowder~likefolkswhat were they even trying to do here bc surely their intent was not to kill a friend jfc
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 9 February 2021 00:30 (two years ago) link
The homeowner had purchased the cannon at an auction and had fired it several times before
imagine having this dolt for a neighbour.
― Dusty Benelux (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 9 February 2021 00:37 (two years ago) link
Would it be untoward to say... that someone wasn't expecting?
― eatandoph (Neue Jesse Schule), Tuesday, 9 February 2021 00:50 (two years ago) link
not untoward at all.. very toward actually
― Joses Chrust (map), Tuesday, 9 February 2021 02:06 (two years ago) link
CNN supposedly such a trusted news source, and yet, not one word about the baby's gender.
― pplains, Tuesday, 9 February 2021 02:19 (two years ago) link
Someone blew up a gravel pit with tannerite for a goddamn GENDER REVEAL and now our tap water is brown.— Maggie ‘The Sluttiest Little Farmer’ Jasmin (@Magsalicious) April 22, 2021
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Thursday, 22 April 2021 23:17 (one year ago) link
What, what I ask you, is wrong with the hets
― Canon in Deez (silby), Friday, 23 April 2021 00:05 (one year ago) link
what indeed
UPDATE: Kingston police say approx. 80 pounds of Tannerite were used at that gender reveal party that caused a massive explosion that shook homes for miles. Man who detonated it has turned himself in to police and is cooperating. Police haven’t decided on charges. @UnionLeader— Jason Schreiber (@Schreibernews) April 22, 2021
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Friday, 23 April 2021 02:42 (one year ago) link
fun context--in its intended purpose tannerite is supposed to be used 1-2 lbs at a time.
― call all destroyer, Friday, 23 April 2021 03:04 (one year ago) link
also, new hampshire
― call all destroyer, Friday, 23 April 2021 03:05 (one year ago) link
would've been better if they'd made the water blue or pink depending on the sex of the child.
― koogs, Friday, 23 April 2021 05:22 (one year ago) link
and yet trans people are considered the danger to society
― boxedjoy, Friday, 23 April 2021 08:06 (one year ago) link
lol
My organization has hidden the gender of 5 babies around the city. We will reveal one every hour until our demands have been met— ALEX “THE POSTING PHREAK” PTAK (@PtakJokes) April 23, 2021
― rob, Friday, 23 April 2021 19:57 (one year ago) link
lmao
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 23 April 2021 20:25 (one year ago) link
maybe the worst ever
I'll never delete Facebook. pic.twitter.com/FXXqKkU34p— Leo I guess (@Leodgrad) September 18, 2021
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 19 September 2021 18:34 (one year ago) link
oh wow, uh, congratulations big guy
― typo punishment 3: people shouldn't have to feel like they have ea (Karl Malone), Sunday, 19 September 2021 18:51 (one year ago) link
i’m surprised she didnt include a gleeful selfie of her peeing on the stick as well
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 19 September 2021 19:18 (one year ago) link
hahaha
― kinder, Sunday, 19 September 2021 19:57 (one year ago) link
idgi, is the premise that she might have frozen the pregnancy test in a popsicle and then documented it's melting and his reaction, if she were NOT pregnant?
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Monday, 20 September 2021 19:47 (one year ago) link
oops its. please saddle me with cone of shame asap
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Monday, 20 September 2021 19:48 (one year ago) link
has anyone saved the 9/11 version of this? dead link above.
https://i.imgur.com/0UwM0iJ.jpg
― edited to reflect developments which occurred (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 20 September 2021 19:57 (one year ago) link
obvs not really the right thread but
my most hated genre of family photos pic.twitter.com/ndJFmMDlum— amy ⚢ (@chlorofem) December 19, 2021
― rob, Monday, 20 December 2021 18:33 (one year ago) link
🤮
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Monday, 20 December 2021 18:40 (one year ago) link
The absolute CHAOS of this onesie my mom sent us for the baby… pic.twitter.com/wH7l9sASBI— Evan D. Watkins (@VanWatz) March 11, 2022
― rob, Saturday, 12 March 2022 15:04 (one year ago) link
Baby mom needs to get checked out at a hospital asap
― kinder, Saturday, 12 March 2022 18:41 (one year ago) link
I want to see your heart like AN ANIMAL.
― pplains, Saturday, 12 March 2022 19:30 (one year ago) link
i had to read that shit like 5 times to even mildly comprehend it looks like it was designed on horseback
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 12 March 2022 19:41 (one year ago) link
looks like it was designed on horseback
lol, I don't even know what this means, but it's a perfect description.
― pplains, Saturday, 12 March 2022 20:11 (one year ago) link