And here's what happens after you appear in the WE'RE GETTING MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thread.
http://www.kristieliasblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/pregnancy-portrait-photographer(pp_w900_h1125).jpg
Could you two have waited, like, another month before doing this?http://www.mayadphotography.com/wp-content/themes/RAWfolio/php/tt.php?src=http://www.mayadphotography.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/20120204_145516.jpg&w=900&h=600&zc=3&q=100&a=c
Better count the fingers on this baby one more time after it's born.http://photographyjulia.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/boulder_maternity_photos6.jpg(And, why - the - hat?)
They sure have improved sonograms since the old days, haven't they?http://www.a-fotografy.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/East-lothian-maternity-portrait-photographer1.jpg
http://www.jodieotte.com/blog/1111/outdoor_maternity.jpg
Look out for Vic Morrow!http://www.ellegphotography.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/ellerman-215.jpg
http://xaxor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/WTF-pregnancy-portraits5.jpg
And finally,http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7fy2lxPnu1qiewrho1_500.jpg
― pplains, Saturday, 29 December 2012 17:15 (six years ago) Permalink
And these aren't official portraits, but posting these to get them out of the way.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-MnxTSlefj3Y/TlcM1Sehy2I/AAAAAAAAAEY/2cCjFdAIsmo/s1600/pregnant+with+gun.jpg
― pplains, Saturday, 29 December 2012 17:18 (six years ago) Permalink
http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080210191235/aliens/images/9/94/Alien_facehugger.jpg
― toy_sleigher (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 29 December 2012 17:26 (six years ago) Permalink
Stockholm syndrome in those last pics from pp
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Saturday, 29 December 2012 17:29 (six years ago) Permalink
https://dl.dropbox.com/u/1484956/alien%20expecting.png
― toy_sleigher (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 29 December 2012 17:30 (six years ago) Permalink
http://www.engr.uark.edu/directory/594.php
― del griffith, Saturday, 29 December 2012 17:42 (six years ago) Permalink
"The YOU of A" is the University of Arkansas' catchphrase? That is a shame.
― toy_sleigher (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 29 December 2012 17:47 (six years ago) Permalink
What strikes me about the gun pictures is how murderously aggressive the men look, while the women just look pregnant and content and not like an angry, gun-wielding, Dockers-wearing wingnut has them in a headlock.
― carl agatha, Saturday, 29 December 2012 17:57 (six years ago) Permalink
And I mean, what's the point of that picture? "Don't fuck with my pregnant wife, pictured here in a headlock, or I'll fucking shoot you!" Do they hang these up on their doors under the "This property protected by Smith & Wesson" sign? Do the wives have shirts printed with these pictures to wear when their husbands aren't in headlocking distance? Is this their Christmas card and do people subsequently decline to pay holiday visits for fear of being shot? I just have so many questions.
― carl agatha, Saturday, 29 December 2012 17:59 (six years ago) Permalink
"I have captured and drugged your pregnant wife and if you attempt to retrieve her, I will shoot you in the face!"
― carl agatha, Saturday, 29 December 2012 18:00 (six years ago) Permalink
http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5019/5478317699_db0a585c8d_z.jpg
http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2291/2253247437_bd20575fc4.jpg
― pplains, Saturday, 29 December 2012 18:03 (six years ago) Permalink
You should try having an angry, gun-wielding, Dockers-wearing wingnut get you in a nice, tight, inescapable headlock sometime. Before you know it, the sense of security will overwhelm your synapses with the loveliest chemicals and you will not be able to remember how you lived before.
― del griffith, Saturday, 29 December 2012 18:04 (six years ago) Permalink
A paternity test might be your best shot for an answer.
http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8449/8017001277_c01cdaf73b_c.jpg
― pplains, Saturday, 29 December 2012 18:04 (six years ago) Permalink
Wasn't crazy about this one at first, until I imagined how nice a velour cushion would feel on one's own bare ass.
http://farm7.staticflickr.com/6225/6852366366_1622497941_c.jpg
― pplains, Saturday, 29 December 2012 18:06 (six years ago) Permalink
^^ 70s roman polanski film vibe w/ that one
― the memoirs of gaydrian (clouds), Saturday, 29 December 2012 18:08 (six years ago) Permalink
Do you think that photographer did some Photoshopping in the crotch area there? Something looks weird.
― carl agatha, Saturday, 29 December 2012 18:14 (six years ago) Permalink
she actually has no vagina.
― packt like phoebe cates's dad in a chimney (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Saturday, 29 December 2012 18:56 (six years ago) Permalink
I don't understand the need to take off your shirt and SHOW me you are pregnant. If you tell me that you're pregnant, I'll believe you. It's been done before. Just write it on your standard stationary. Give me visual evidence when you get the highest score in Donkey Kong.
― toy_sleigher (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 29 December 2012 19:20 (six years ago) Permalink
― carl agatha, Saturday, December 29, 2012 12:57 PM (3 hours ago)
What (also) strikes me about them is the astonishment that there is more than one couple that wanted to be photographed in that pose
― Lee626, Saturday, 29 December 2012 21:37 (six years ago) Permalink
Is the left not a parody of the right?
― toy_sleigher (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 29 December 2012 21:42 (six years ago) Permalink
Apparently, since the pic on the right is on about 30 blogs but I can't find the other one elsewhere (tineye.com is so useful). But the woman in the parody doesn't look as happy/oblivious as the original
― Lee626, Saturday, 29 December 2012 22:27 (six years ago) Permalink
http://i.imgur.com/crvqoWl.jpg
― pplains, Friday, 16 August 2013 17:41 (five years ago) Permalink
!
― I tweeted too much and I am in jail. (crüt), Friday, 16 August 2013 17:42 (five years ago) Permalink
aaaaahahahahaha
― Z S, Friday, 16 August 2013 17:43 (five years ago) Permalink
lollll
― tylerw, Friday, 16 August 2013 17:44 (five years ago) Permalink
OMG lololol
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Friday, 16 August 2013 18:12 (five years ago) Permalink
http://i.imgur.com/EPLkvQH.jpg
― pplains, Tuesday, 6 January 2015 18:26 (four years ago) Permalink
oh my
― gr8080, Tuesday, 6 January 2015 18:28 (four years ago) Permalink
Found a smaller size, did an image search for something bigger, ended up posing something with a watermark. So off my game.
― pplains, Tuesday, 6 January 2015 18:46 (four years ago) Permalink
http://youarenotaphotographer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/baby-punch.jpg
― about a dozen duck supporters (carl agatha), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 13:38 (four years ago) Permalink
http://youarenotaphotographer.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/baby-arch.jpg
― about a dozen duck supporters (carl agatha), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 13:41 (four years ago) Permalink
haha wat
― pplains, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 14:55 (four years ago) Permalink
I'm sitting here with my jaw dropped, unable to look away.
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 21:37 (four years ago) Permalink
O_o
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 21:45 (four years ago) Permalink
I know this isn't the right thread, but neither was the WE'RE EXPECTING thread either.
http://i.imgur.com/yp7IkCr.jpg
― pplains, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 12:03 (three years ago) Permalink
it kinda belongs on the irrational anger thread cuz it's driving me nuts that the dates go 2010-2005-2012 instead of chronologically left-to-right
i also want to graffiti 'klaatu barada nikto' underneath it
― bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 12:06 (three years ago) Permalink
x-post - I can tell you right now that I hate that couple. A lot. Also the chronology thing is annoying at first but it's sorta like a monogram with the wedding in the middle and each kid on a side. Better not have any oopsie third babies. Decorating nightmare.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 12:36 (three years ago) Permalink
It's a shame they all died though.
― pplains, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 13:20 (three years ago) Permalink
irl lol
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 15:20 (three years ago) Permalink
at pp's post, not the horrible horrible wall of awful
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 15:21 (three years ago) Permalink
how can they have gone to the trouble of building a monument to the time of their children's births without specifying AM or PM?
― 1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 15:34 (three years ago) Permalink
ok i guess the wedding was presumably 2:30 pm but this doesn't excuse the left and right
― 1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 15:35 (three years ago) Permalink
plus now i'm gonna have to celebrate the strangers' births four times each year: 8:23 am + 8:23 pm on Dec 11th, 7:30 am + 7:30 pm on Feb 13thfuck!
― 1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 15:36 (three years ago) Permalink
How could they have gone to the trouble without pausing to think about how awful and dated that's going to look in like two years? Maybe one at this point.
― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 15:37 (three years ago) Permalink
A+ thread
― five six and (man alive), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 15:39 (three years ago) Permalink
That St. Louis one makes me think the Arch is the father every time.
― pplains, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 17:05 (three years ago) Permalink
who the fuck would put a clock that low down on the wall?
― feargal czukay (NickB), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 17:10 (three years ago) Permalink
not the same thing exactly but a family i knew in high school had a stillborn about 10yrs prior; they had photo of the stillborn on a mantelpiece with a permanent light over it
the mom signed christmas birthday cards etc from the family + baby's name "in heaven"
they were the nicest ppl but it weirded me out sooooo much
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 19:59 (three years ago) Permalink
There's only one way that could've been any worse.
― pplains, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 20:00 (three years ago) Permalink
clock?
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 20:02 (three years ago) Permalink
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYgDJSpZmX8
― pplains, Sunday, 25 November 2018 01:20 (four months ago) Permalink
That’s my gender.
― I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Sunday, 25 November 2018 02:20 (four months ago) Permalink
Just the black balloon bedecked with question marks, running away
Congrats pplains
― F# A# (∞), Sunday, 25 November 2018 04:53 (four months ago) Permalink
it is a mystery
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 25 November 2018 06:22 (four months ago) Permalink
Video of explosion at border agent's gender-reveal party that sparked Arizona wildfire released https://t.co/wNCzzaU0Pi pic.twitter.com/K8ClaoNsWF— Arizona Daily Star (@TucsonStar) November 26, 2018
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 27 November 2018 02:55 (four months ago) Permalink
so, so dumb
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 27 November 2018 03:01 (four months ago) Permalink
Straight people continue to be the cause of all misfortune
― I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Tuesday, 27 November 2018 03:49 (four months ago) Permalink
i had to
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DQpjorzWAAIwjtH.jpg:large
― macropuente (map), Sunday, 9 December 2018 03:16 (four months ago) Permalink
god damn it
― alomar lines, Sunday, 9 December 2018 04:59 (four months ago) Permalink
hawt
― fans annoyed as emily atack screams over nick knowles' kumquat (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 9 December 2018 08:04 (four months ago) Permalink
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D26smimWwAE1Tcs.jpghttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/D26smilXQAE1iSi.jpg
― mr greta t. gremlin (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 1 April 2019 14:26 (two weeks ago) Permalink
The straights are at it again
― moose; squirrel (silby), Monday, 1 April 2019 15:21 (two weeks ago) Permalink
boy are they ever
― mr greta t. gremlin (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 1 April 2019 15:21 (two weeks ago) Permalink
GORTKLAATUBERADANIKTO
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 1 April 2019 16:43 (two weeks ago) Permalink
I’ll take “Aspirational names that convey white class privilege” for six hundred, Alec.
― rb (soda), Monday, 1 April 2019 16:48 (two weeks ago) Permalink
Channing surely more privileged-sounding than Tatum.
― rob, Monday, 1 April 2019 16:50 (two weeks ago) Permalink
this is just north american whiteness
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Monday, 1 April 2019 16:50 (two weeks ago) Permalink
like white trash kids are also called Braygron or whatever
TROGDOR
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 1 April 2019 16:54 (two weeks ago) Permalink
i was in line at the grocery store and some reality tv star i'd never heard of was on the cover and her baby's name was "CREW" and i got IA
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Monday, 1 April 2019 16:55 (two weeks ago) Permalink
Does this constitute cultural appropriation? A couple decades of whites making fun of African American naming practices culminating in little Lakynns and Tatums running around is somehow both weird and predictable
― rob, Monday, 1 April 2019 17:10 (two weeks ago) Permalink
seriously, can someone explain these names (to a European)? What's the etymology? Never seen anything like them
― licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 07:35 (two weeks ago) Permalink
I remember introducing my American (then) girlfriend to an English friend called Alistair and she thought it was the strangest fkn name she'd ever heard
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 07:54 (two weeks ago) Permalink
https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--myApFkw1--/c_fit,f_auto,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/pl5pkdalrpcm1hzw359z.jpg
― Neil S, Tuesday, 2 April 2019 08:04 (two weeks ago) Permalink
seriously, can someone explain these names (to a European)?
take some names, cut them into individual syllables, put them in a hat, then randomly pick and combine between two and four of them
wherever possible, replace a vowel with a 'y'
congrats, now your beautiful caucasian baby is saddled with a stupid name
― mr greta t. gremlin (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 08:58 (two weeks ago) Permalink
Funny how, these (white) US names all sound futuristic and computer-generated, whereas in the part of Europe where I'm from, the trend for parents is to dig out outdated retro names from a hundred years ago.
― licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 10:20 (two weeks ago) Permalink
From top 100 girls names in 2008 UK, these are all names I associate with women of my grandmother's generation
4. Lily+05. Ava+111. Grace+316. Evie+019. Elsie+2720. Alice+329. Florence+1034. Matilda+052. Penelope+1470. Gracie+1972. Esme-2781. Rose-496. Victoria new!
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 11:06 (two weeks ago) Permalink
Sinutab? Propecia? Did somebody try to sneak those into that graph to make fun of black kids names?
― silverfish, Tuesday, 2 April 2019 13:48 (two weeks ago) Permalink
yes. and I apologize if I opened the door to that being posted, but it's definitely racist
― rob, Tuesday, 2 April 2019 13:52 (two weeks ago) Permalink
Those are two different women in the pics right?
― Yerac, Tuesday, 2 April 2019 13:54 (two weeks ago) Permalink
xp it's an old Onion infographic https://www.theonion.com/most-popular-u-s-baby-names-1819586596 my apologies, I should have just linked or not posted it at all
― Neil S, Tuesday, 2 April 2019 14:12 (two weeks ago) Permalink
huh, it's weird that the 1999 Onion graphic style just says "2019 facebook meme" to me now
― rob, Tuesday, 2 April 2019 14:17 (two weeks ago) Permalink
NOBODY:
FUTURE DAD: Here, let just take my shirt off too.
https://i.imgur.com/b0T5oxW.jpg
― pplains, Tuesday, 2 April 2019 14:19 (two weeks ago) Permalink
"Maybe if I just sorta start creeping away slowly, she won't even notice –"
https://i.imgur.com/Ygdo9CI.jpg
― pplains, Tuesday, 2 April 2019 14:21 (two weeks ago) Permalink
"Dammit! She caught me."
https://i.imgur.com/oq1iFi6.jpg
The thing about these that gets me is, like, other people have had a baby before you clods, why are you burdening us with this as if you are the inventors of pregnancy
― moose; squirrel (silby), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 15:08 (two weeks ago) Permalink
― rob, Monday, April 1, 2019 6:10 PM (yesterday)
I totally get this line of thought, and 'white people names' are often pretty stupid, but Tatum isn't a new invention by a long shot.
― emil.y, Tuesday, 2 April 2019 15:15 (two weeks ago) Permalink
damn you're right, apparently it's Old English! but yeah, in terms of those two photos, the girls' names list is considerably more "innovative" than the boys', so gender would unsurprisingly be a big factor here too
― rob, Tuesday, 2 April 2019 17:12 (two weeks ago) Permalink
Your children should be named for a dead relative, all other options are questionable
― moose; squirrel (silby), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 17:32 (two weeks ago) Permalink
I find it interesting that Tatum was originally a feminine name (Tatum O'Neal was the first Tatum I ever heard of, and cursory research seems to suggest it skewed heavily female). I think the fact that there's at least one famous man with it as a surname gives it a more masculine feel, and possibly the 'um' ending feels more masculine too??
― emil.y, Tuesday, 2 April 2019 17:52 (two weeks ago) Permalink
Sorry, this is a bit off the topic of laughing at idiots.
my problem with "Tatum" is it sounds like a name you'd give to a porky puppy
― frogbs, Tuesday, 2 April 2019 17:57 (two weeks ago) Permalink
― nathom, Tuesday, 2 April 2019 20:13 (two weeks ago) Permalink
‘tatum’ sounds like some kind of heavily-processed potato product
― mr greta t. gremlin (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 20:29 (two weeks ago) Permalink
Tatums, gotta munch’um!!!
― licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 17:47 (two weeks ago) Permalink
*mynch
― a photographer, satanist and ukip voter (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 17:55 (two weeks ago) Permalink
The straights mormons are at it again
― moose; squirrel (silby), Monday, April 1, 2019 3:21 PM (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfIehCrO4Zs
― ☮ (peace, man), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 18:10 (two weeks ago) Permalink
lmao
polio coming for all the unvaccinated children of essential oil moms pic.twitter.com/yJIe8hniKX— ΘΎΡΑ (@piramno) April 14, 2019
― arli$$ and bible black (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 15 April 2019 08:40 (six days ago) Permalink
harsh but fair
― don't mock my smock or i'll clean your clock (silby), Monday, 15 April 2019 16:09 (six days ago) Permalink