And here's what happens after you appear in the WE'RE GETTING MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thread.
http://www.kristieliasblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/pregnancy-portrait-photographer(pp_w900_h1125).jpg
Could you two have waited, like, another month before doing this?http://www.mayadphotography.com/wp-content/themes/RAWfolio/php/tt.php?src=http://www.mayadphotography.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/20120204_145516.jpg&w=900&h=600&zc=3&q=100&a=c
Better count the fingers on this baby one more time after it's born.http://photographyjulia.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/boulder_maternity_photos6.jpg(And, why - the - hat?)
They sure have improved sonograms since the old days, haven't they?http://www.a-fotografy.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/East-lothian-maternity-portrait-photographer1.jpg
http://www.jodieotte.com/blog/1111/outdoor_maternity.jpg
Look out for Vic Morrow!http://www.ellegphotography.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/ellerman-215.jpg
http://xaxor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/WTF-pregnancy-portraits5.jpg
And finally,http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7fy2lxPnu1qiewrho1_500.jpg
― pplains, Saturday, 29 December 2012 17:15 (six years ago) Permalink
And these aren't official portraits, but posting these to get them out of the way.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-MnxTSlefj3Y/TlcM1Sehy2I/AAAAAAAAAEY/2cCjFdAIsmo/s1600/pregnant+with+gun.jpg
― pplains, Saturday, 29 December 2012 17:18 (six years ago) Permalink
http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080210191235/aliens/images/9/94/Alien_facehugger.jpg
― toy_sleigher (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 29 December 2012 17:26 (six years ago) Permalink
Stockholm syndrome in those last pics from pp
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Saturday, 29 December 2012 17:29 (six years ago) Permalink
https://dl.dropbox.com/u/1484956/alien%20expecting.png
― toy_sleigher (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 29 December 2012 17:30 (six years ago) Permalink
http://www.engr.uark.edu/directory/594.php
― del griffith, Saturday, 29 December 2012 17:42 (six years ago) Permalink
"The YOU of A" is the University of Arkansas' catchphrase? That is a shame.
― toy_sleigher (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 29 December 2012 17:47 (six years ago) Permalink
What strikes me about the gun pictures is how murderously aggressive the men look, while the women just look pregnant and content and not like an angry, gun-wielding, Dockers-wearing wingnut has them in a headlock.
― carl agatha, Saturday, 29 December 2012 17:57 (six years ago) Permalink
And I mean, what's the point of that picture? "Don't fuck with my pregnant wife, pictured here in a headlock, or I'll fucking shoot you!" Do they hang these up on their doors under the "This property protected by Smith & Wesson" sign? Do the wives have shirts printed with these pictures to wear when their husbands aren't in headlocking distance? Is this their Christmas card and do people subsequently decline to pay holiday visits for fear of being shot? I just have so many questions.
― carl agatha, Saturday, 29 December 2012 17:59 (six years ago) Permalink
"I have captured and drugged your pregnant wife and if you attempt to retrieve her, I will shoot you in the face!"
― carl agatha, Saturday, 29 December 2012 18:00 (six years ago) Permalink
http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5019/5478317699_db0a585c8d_z.jpg
http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2291/2253247437_bd20575fc4.jpg
― pplains, Saturday, 29 December 2012 18:03 (six years ago) Permalink
You should try having an angry, gun-wielding, Dockers-wearing wingnut get you in a nice, tight, inescapable headlock sometime. Before you know it, the sense of security will overwhelm your synapses with the loveliest chemicals and you will not be able to remember how you lived before.
― del griffith, Saturday, 29 December 2012 18:04 (six years ago) Permalink
A paternity test might be your best shot for an answer.
http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8449/8017001277_c01cdaf73b_c.jpg
― pplains, Saturday, 29 December 2012 18:04 (six years ago) Permalink
Wasn't crazy about this one at first, until I imagined how nice a velour cushion would feel on one's own bare ass.
http://farm7.staticflickr.com/6225/6852366366_1622497941_c.jpg
― pplains, Saturday, 29 December 2012 18:06 (six years ago) Permalink
^^ 70s roman polanski film vibe w/ that one
― the memoirs of gaydrian (clouds), Saturday, 29 December 2012 18:08 (six years ago) Permalink
Do you think that photographer did some Photoshopping in the crotch area there? Something looks weird.
― carl agatha, Saturday, 29 December 2012 18:14 (six years ago) Permalink
she actually has no vagina.
― packt like phoebe cates's dad in a chimney (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Saturday, 29 December 2012 18:56 (six years ago) Permalink
I don't understand the need to take off your shirt and SHOW me you are pregnant. If you tell me that you're pregnant, I'll believe you. It's been done before. Just write it on your standard stationary. Give me visual evidence when you get the highest score in Donkey Kong.
― toy_sleigher (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 29 December 2012 19:20 (six years ago) Permalink
― carl agatha, Saturday, December 29, 2012 12:57 PM (3 hours ago)
What (also) strikes me about them is the astonishment that there is more than one couple that wanted to be photographed in that pose
― Lee626, Saturday, 29 December 2012 21:37 (six years ago) Permalink
Is the left not a parody of the right?
― toy_sleigher (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 29 December 2012 21:42 (six years ago) Permalink
Apparently, since the pic on the right is on about 30 blogs but I can't find the other one elsewhere (tineye.com is so useful). But the woman in the parody doesn't look as happy/oblivious as the original
― Lee626, Saturday, 29 December 2012 22:27 (six years ago) Permalink
http://i.imgur.com/crvqoWl.jpg
― pplains, Friday, 16 August 2013 17:41 (five years ago) Permalink
!
― I tweeted too much and I am in jail. (crüt), Friday, 16 August 2013 17:42 (five years ago) Permalink
aaaaahahahahaha
― Z S, Friday, 16 August 2013 17:43 (five years ago) Permalink
lollll
― tylerw, Friday, 16 August 2013 17:44 (five years ago) Permalink
OMG lololol
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Friday, 16 August 2013 18:12 (five years ago) Permalink
http://i.imgur.com/EPLkvQH.jpg
― pplains, Tuesday, 6 January 2015 18:26 (four years ago) Permalink
oh my
― gr8080, Tuesday, 6 January 2015 18:28 (four years ago) Permalink
Found a smaller size, did an image search for something bigger, ended up posing something with a watermark. So off my game.
― pplains, Tuesday, 6 January 2015 18:46 (four years ago) Permalink
http://youarenotaphotographer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/baby-punch.jpg
― about a dozen duck supporters (carl agatha), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 13:38 (four years ago) Permalink
http://youarenotaphotographer.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/baby-arch.jpg
― about a dozen duck supporters (carl agatha), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 13:41 (four years ago) Permalink
haha wat
― pplains, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 14:55 (four years ago) Permalink
I'm sitting here with my jaw dropped, unable to look away.
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 21:37 (four years ago) Permalink
O_o
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 21:45 (four years ago) Permalink
I know this isn't the right thread, but neither was the WE'RE EXPECTING thread either.
http://i.imgur.com/yp7IkCr.jpg
― pplains, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 12:03 (three years ago) Permalink
it kinda belongs on the irrational anger thread cuz it's driving me nuts that the dates go 2010-2005-2012 instead of chronologically left-to-right
i also want to graffiti 'klaatu barada nikto' underneath it
― bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 12:06 (three years ago) Permalink
x-post - I can tell you right now that I hate that couple. A lot. Also the chronology thing is annoying at first but it's sorta like a monogram with the wedding in the middle and each kid on a side. Better not have any oopsie third babies. Decorating nightmare.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 12:36 (three years ago) Permalink
It's a shame they all died though.
― pplains, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 13:20 (three years ago) Permalink
irl lol
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 15:20 (three years ago) Permalink
at pp's post, not the horrible horrible wall of awful
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 15:21 (three years ago) Permalink
how can they have gone to the trouble of building a monument to the time of their children's births without specifying AM or PM?
― 1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 15:34 (three years ago) Permalink
ok i guess the wedding was presumably 2:30 pm but this doesn't excuse the left and right
― 1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 15:35 (three years ago) Permalink
plus now i'm gonna have to celebrate the strangers' births four times each year: 8:23 am + 8:23 pm on Dec 11th, 7:30 am + 7:30 pm on Feb 13thfuck!
― 1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 15:36 (three years ago) Permalink
How could they have gone to the trouble without pausing to think about how awful and dated that's going to look in like two years? Maybe one at this point.
― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 15:37 (three years ago) Permalink
A+ thread
― five six and (man alive), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 15:39 (three years ago) Permalink
That St. Louis one makes me think the Arch is the father every time.
― pplains, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 17:05 (three years ago) Permalink
who the fuck would put a clock that low down on the wall?
― feargal czukay (NickB), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 17:10 (three years ago) Permalink
not the same thing exactly but a family i knew in high school had a stillborn about 10yrs prior; they had photo of the stillborn on a mantelpiece with a permanent light over it
the mom signed christmas birthday cards etc from the family + baby's name "in heaven"
they were the nicest ppl but it weirded me out sooooo much
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 19:59 (three years ago) Permalink
There's only one way that could've been any worse.
― pplains, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 20:00 (three years ago) Permalink
clock?
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 20:02 (three years ago) Permalink
.....How?
― Betsy DeVos Ayes (darraghmac), Saturday, 18 February 2017 03:29 (two years ago) Permalink
I didn't notice it at first either
― example (crüt), Saturday, 18 February 2017 03:47 (two years ago) Permalink
I think I was too focused on trying to convince my brain that it wasn't Paul Reubens in the photo
― example (crüt), Saturday, 18 February 2017 03:48 (two years ago) Permalink
Fair. I guess the combo of his being seated and the actual message made it an obvious thing to look for for me
― Betsy DeVos Ayes (darraghmac), Saturday, 18 February 2017 04:01 (two years ago) Permalink
family jewels pretty resilient eh
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Saturday, 18 February 2017 04:31 (two years ago) Permalink
My mans really took a pitch on a gender reveal 💀💀 pic.twitter.com/R2ZGG9Y2SX— Insane Athletes (@Insane_Athletes) July 17, 2017
― pplains, Wednesday, 4 October 2017 00:02 (one year ago) Permalink
Starting to miss the days before ultrasound.
https://i.imgur.com/o2YU62s.jpg
― pplains, Saturday, 21 October 2017 16:23 (one year ago) Permalink
I take it only one of them likes black olives?
― sarahell, Saturday, 21 October 2017 18:07 (one year ago) Permalink
Maybe they put “girl” on one side and then “boy” on the other (potentially a different topping?) and then took off the “boy” side when they heard the news?
― Currently (Karl Malone), Saturday, 21 October 2017 18:51 (one year ago) Permalink
who puts olives on afterbirth anyway
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 23 October 2017 02:04 (one year ago) Permalink
I don't understand what straight people think babies are pic.twitter.com/ezHTkR1qX3— Onson Sweemey (@ChurchCarlton) February 19, 2018
― pplains, Monday, 19 February 2018 14:17 (one year ago) Permalink
luv2force traditional gender roles on my developing foetus
― NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 19 February 2018 14:23 (one year ago) Permalink
https://i.imgur.com/LLSMG7K.jpg
"Sorry. Gotta go back to the house to get my tiara."
― pplains, Monday, 19 February 2018 14:25 (one year ago) Permalink
Alternately,
https://i.imgur.com/LOkjjnd.jpg
― pplains, Monday, 19 February 2018 14:31 (one year ago) Permalink
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECE86WwWswI
― pplains, Saturday, 26 May 2018 00:32 (eight months ago) Permalink
oddly mesmerizing
― niels, Sunday, 27 May 2018 13:52 (eight months ago) Permalink
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dea1fkCX0AEekcg.jpg:large
― you bet, nancy (map), Wednesday, 30 May 2018 04:53 (eight months ago) Permalink
Those naughty hets
― valorous wokelord (silby), Wednesday, 30 May 2018 04:59 (eight months ago) Permalink
they haven't really been naughty their pinkies aren't at the corner of their mouths
― you bet, nancy (map), Wednesday, 30 May 2018 05:24 (eight months ago) Permalink
being naughty by upholding the social norms of partnering up and having a baby, the scandal
― (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻ (mh), Wednesday, 30 May 2018 16:39 (eight months ago) Permalink
Why are people like this!?! A+ thread.
― Yerac, Wednesday, 30 May 2018 17:01 (eight months ago) Permalink
I am very glad that all these people found a partner that isn't embarrassed by this.
― Yerac, Wednesday, 30 May 2018 17:08 (eight months ago) Permalink
I mean, I figured it was photoshopped, but I still had to check.
https://i.imgur.com/0UwM0iJ.jpg
― pplains, Wednesday, 30 May 2018 17:12 (eight months ago) Permalink
ban sex
― i am fast and full of teeth. i willl die in a barn fire (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 30 May 2018 17:15 (eight months ago) Permalink
Ban cameras.
― Yerac, Wednesday, 30 May 2018 17:32 (eight months ago) Permalink
I was mesmerized by the WTC pic and now I'm just mesmerized by that lady's belt situation.
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Wednesday, 30 May 2018 20:13 (eight months ago) Permalink
Haha. I only now noticed the WTC.
― Yerac, Wednesday, 30 May 2018 20:39 (eight months ago) Permalink
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeX1s5-txmk
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 12 July 2018 22:50 (seven months ago) Permalink
https://d2w9rnfcy7mm78.cloudfront.net/2049799/original_e3c917b91b30d594cb9c12d09262e0c0.jpg
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 12 July 2018 22:52 (seven months ago) Permalink
The straights are at it again
― devops mom (silby), Thursday, 12 July 2018 23:13 (seven months ago) Permalink
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqlyznE7eVo
― pplains, Monday, 23 July 2018 23:01 (six months ago) Permalink
All that and I still don't know what kind of babby it is!
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Monday, 23 July 2018 23:11 (six months ago) Permalink
So focused on the dogs' reaction, I didn't even see what the reveal was.
We’re having a baby daughter!!! Crys and I are so excited and can’t wait to meet you Cookie Dough! 🤰🏻🍪 #GodIsGreat #Family #DadTime pic.twitter.com/XtLVS1wJqy— Austin Cook (@austincookgolf) August 20, 2018
― pplains, Monday, 20 August 2018 13:38 (six months ago) Permalink
Trying to work out where exactly the "reveal" was there, but guessing this is probably a colour vision problem on my part.
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 20 August 2018 13:59 (six months ago) Permalink
https://www.thedailybeast.com/border-patrol-agent-ordered-to-pay-dollar220k-after-starting-47000-acre-wildfire-at-gender-reveal-party
― forensic plumber (harbl), Sunday, 30 September 2018 01:47 (four months ago) Permalink
I’m disappointed that the article didn’t reveal the gender of the baby
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 30 September 2018 01:50 (four months ago) Permalink
harbl!
― macropuente (map), Sunday, 30 September 2018 02:20 (four months ago) Permalink
I hope they named the kid Tanner
― joygoat, Sunday, 30 September 2018 15:31 (four months ago) Permalink
You know what, they knew going into this that parenting would be expensive
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 30 September 2018 15:51 (four months ago) Permalink
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYgDJSpZmX8
― pplains, Sunday, 25 November 2018 01:20 (two months ago) Permalink
That’s my gender.
― I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Sunday, 25 November 2018 02:20 (two months ago) Permalink
Just the black balloon bedecked with question marks, running away
Congrats pplains
― F# A# (∞), Sunday, 25 November 2018 04:53 (two months ago) Permalink
it is a mystery
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 25 November 2018 06:22 (two months ago) Permalink
Video of explosion at border agent's gender-reveal party that sparked Arizona wildfire released https://t.co/wNCzzaU0Pi pic.twitter.com/K8ClaoNsWF— Arizona Daily Star (@TucsonStar) November 26, 2018
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 27 November 2018 02:55 (two months ago) Permalink
so, so dumb
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 27 November 2018 03:01 (two months ago) Permalink
Straight people continue to be the cause of all misfortune
― I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Tuesday, 27 November 2018 03:49 (two months ago) Permalink
i had to
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DQpjorzWAAIwjtH.jpg:large
― macropuente (map), Sunday, 9 December 2018 03:16 (two months ago) Permalink
god damn it
― alomar lines, Sunday, 9 December 2018 04:59 (two months ago) Permalink
hawt
― fans annoyed as emily atack screams over nick knowles' kumquat (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 9 December 2018 08:04 (two months ago) Permalink