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And these aren't official portraits, but posting these to get them out of the way.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-MnxTSlefj3Y/TlcM1Sehy2I/AAAAAAAAAEY/2cCjFdAIsmo/s1600/pregnant+with+gun.jpg

pplains, Saturday, 29 December 2012 17:18 (seven years ago) link

Stockholm syndrome in those last pics from pp

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Saturday, 29 December 2012 17:29 (seven years ago) link

"The YOU of A" is the University of Arkansas' catchphrase? That is a shame.

toy_sleigher (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 29 December 2012 17:47 (seven years ago) link

What strikes me about the gun pictures is how murderously aggressive the men look, while the women just look pregnant and content and not like an angry, gun-wielding, Dockers-wearing wingnut has them in a headlock.

carl agatha, Saturday, 29 December 2012 17:57 (seven years ago) link

And I mean, what's the point of that picture? "Don't fuck with my pregnant wife, pictured here in a headlock, or I'll fucking shoot you!" Do they hang these up on their doors under the "This property protected by Smith & Wesson" sign? Do the wives have shirts printed with these pictures to wear when their husbands aren't in headlocking distance? Is this their Christmas card and do people subsequently decline to pay holiday visits for fear of being shot? I just have so many questions.

carl agatha, Saturday, 29 December 2012 17:59 (seven years ago) link

"I have captured and drugged your pregnant wife and if you attempt to retrieve her, I will shoot you in the face!"

carl agatha, Saturday, 29 December 2012 18:00 (seven years ago) link

You should try having an angry, gun-wielding, Dockers-wearing wingnut get you in a nice, tight, inescapable headlock sometime. Before you know it, the sense of security will overwhelm your synapses with the loveliest chemicals and you will not be able to remember how you lived before.

del griffith, Saturday, 29 December 2012 18:04 (seven years ago) link

A paternity test might be your best shot for an answer.

http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8449/8017001277_c01cdaf73b_c.jpg

pplains, Saturday, 29 December 2012 18:04 (seven years ago) link

Wasn't crazy about this one at first, until I imagined how nice a velour cushion would feel on one's own bare ass.

http://farm7.staticflickr.com/6225/6852366366_1622497941_c.jpg

pplains, Saturday, 29 December 2012 18:06 (seven years ago) link

^^ 70s roman polanski film vibe w/ that one

the memoirs of gaydrian (clouds), Saturday, 29 December 2012 18:08 (seven years ago) link

Do you think that photographer did some Photoshopping in the crotch area there? Something looks weird.

carl agatha, Saturday, 29 December 2012 18:14 (seven years ago) link

she actually has no vagina.

packt like phoebe cates's dad in a chimney (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Saturday, 29 December 2012 18:56 (seven years ago) link

I don't understand the need to take off your shirt and SHOW me you are pregnant. If you tell me that you're pregnant, I'll believe you. It's been done before. Just write it on your standard stationary. Give me visual evidence when you get the highest score in Donkey Kong.

toy_sleigher (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 29 December 2012 19:20 (seven years ago) link

What strikes me about the gun pictures is how murderously aggressive the men look, while the women just look pregnant and content and not like an angry, gun-wielding, Dockers-wearing wingnut has them in a headlock.

― carl agatha, Saturday, December 29, 2012 12:57 PM (3 hours ago)

What (also) strikes me about them is the astonishment that there is more than one couple that wanted to be photographed in that pose

Lee626, Saturday, 29 December 2012 21:37 (seven years ago) link

Is the left not a parody of the right?

toy_sleigher (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 29 December 2012 21:42 (seven years ago) link

Apparently, since the pic on the right is on about 30 blogs but I can't find the other one elsewhere (tineye.com is so useful). But the woman in the parody doesn't look as happy/oblivious as the original

Lee626, Saturday, 29 December 2012 22:27 (seven years ago) link

seven months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/crvqoWl.jpg

pplains, Friday, 16 August 2013 17:41 (seven years ago) link

!

I tweeted too much and I am in jail. (crüt), Friday, 16 August 2013 17:42 (seven years ago) link

aaaaahahahahaha

Z S, Friday, 16 August 2013 17:43 (seven years ago) link

lollll

tylerw, Friday, 16 August 2013 17:44 (seven years ago) link

OMG lololol

Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Friday, 16 August 2013 18:12 (seven years ago) link

one year passes...

http://i.imgur.com/EPLkvQH.jpg

pplains, Tuesday, 6 January 2015 18:26 (five years ago) link

oh my

gr8080, Tuesday, 6 January 2015 18:28 (five years ago) link

Found a smaller size, did an image search for something bigger, ended up posing something with a watermark. So off my game.

pplains, Tuesday, 6 January 2015 18:46 (five years ago) link

three weeks pass...

haha wat

pplains, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 14:55 (five years ago) link

I'm sitting here with my jaw dropped, unable to look away.

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 21:37 (five years ago) link

O_o

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 21:45 (five years ago) link

five months pass...

I know this isn't the right thread, but neither was the WE'RE EXPECTING thread either.

http://i.imgur.com/yp7IkCr.jpg

pplains, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 12:03 (five years ago) link

it kinda belongs on the irrational anger thread cuz it's driving me nuts that the dates go 2010-2005-2012 instead of chronologically left-to-right

i also want to graffiti 'klaatu barada nikto' underneath it

bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 12:06 (five years ago) link

x-post - I can tell you right now that I hate that couple. A lot. Also the chronology thing is annoying at first but it's sorta like a monogram with the wedding in the middle and each kid on a side. Better not have any oopsie third babies. Decorating nightmare.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 12:36 (five years ago) link

It's a shame they all died though.

pplains, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 13:20 (five years ago) link

irl lol

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 15:20 (five years ago) link

at pp's post, not the horrible horrible wall of awful

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 15:21 (five years ago) link

how can they have gone to the trouble of building a monument to the time of their children's births without specifying AM or PM?

1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 15:34 (five years ago) link

ok i guess the wedding was presumably 2:30 pm but this doesn't excuse the left and right

1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 15:35 (five years ago) link

plus now i'm gonna have to celebrate the strangers' births four times each year: 8:23 am + 8:23 pm on Dec 11th, 7:30 am + 7:30 pm on Feb 13th
fuck!

1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 15:36 (five years ago) link

How could they have gone to the trouble without pausing to think about how awful and dated that's going to look in like two years? Maybe one at this point.

from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 15:37 (five years ago) link

A+ thread

five six and (man alive), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 15:39 (five years ago) link

That St. Louis one makes me think the Arch is the father every time.

pplains, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 17:05 (five years ago) link

who the fuck would put a clock that low down on the wall?

feargal czukay (NickB), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 17:10 (five years ago) link

not the same thing exactly but a family i knew in high school had a stillborn about 10yrs prior; they had photo of the stillborn on a mantelpiece with a permanent light over it

the mom signed christmas birthday cards etc from the family + baby's name "in heaven"

they were the nicest ppl but it weirded me out sooooo much

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 19:59 (five years ago) link

There's only one way that could've been any worse.

pplains, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 20:00 (five years ago) link

clock?

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 20:02 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/ZW6SW4n.jpg

pplains, Wednesday, 23 October 2019 00:52 (one year ago) link

the answer to that question of course is, as always, no

president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Wednesday, 23 October 2019 01:20 (one year ago) link

i saw this photo right after reading a chapter about the largest cattleyard operations in the world to that point, mid-1800s Chicago, with a description of a well-do-do urbanite lady standing expressionless in a small patch of open space in the middle of the chaos, with blood running underneath her shoes

It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 23 October 2019 16:06 (one year ago) link

Had she just given birth?

pplains, Wednesday, 23 October 2019 16:20 (one year ago) link

lol

you know, the text didn't say!

It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 23 October 2019 16:36 (one year ago) link

it didn't say that she had not NOT just given birth, so

It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 23 October 2019 16:36 (one year ago) link

A woman in Iowa died during a gender reveal announcement on Saturday after flying debris from an explosion from what amounted to a homemade pipe bomb struck her, the authorities said on Monday.

The woman, Pamela Kreimeyer, 56, died instantly after she was struck in the head by a piece of metal from a device that was intended to reveal the sex of the baby, the Marion County Sheriff’s Office said in a statement on Monday.

...“Our investigation showed that members of the Kreimeyer family were experimenting with different types of explosive material on Friday and Saturday in an attempt to record a gender reveal that could be posted on social media for friends and family,” the statement said.

The family was trying to create a device that could shoot colored powder into the air to share the gender of the baby, the statement said

Gunpowder was placed in the bottom of a homemade stand that was welded to a metal base.

“A hole had been drilled in the side for a fuse, a piece of wood was placed on top of the gunpowder and colored powder was placed on top of the board,” the statement said. “Tape was then wrapped over the top of the metal tubing, inadvertently creating a pipe bomb. Instead of the gunpowder shooting the powder out the top of the stand, the stand exploded sending metal pieces flying.”

One of these metal pieces struck Ms. Kreimeyer in the head, “causing instant death,” the statement said.

She was standing with other family members about 45 feet from the device. The projectile that struck her continued 144 yards farther through the air and landed in a field, the statement said.

It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Monday, 28 October 2019 17:32 (eleven months ago) link

but what was the baby’s gender tho

non-euclidean lenin (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 28 October 2019 17:33 (eleven months ago) link

"inadvertently creating a pipe bomb" jesus

president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Monday, 28 October 2019 17:35 (eleven months ago) link

chef's kiss to that gender reveal

Seany's too Dyche to mention (jim in vancouver), Monday, 28 October 2019 17:36 (eleven months ago) link

Well then.

I guess...

https://i.imgur.com/TCIgxtK.gif

... she wasn't expecting that!

pplains, Monday, 28 October 2019 18:30 (eleven months ago) link

something something nuclear family

mick signals, Monday, 28 October 2019 18:46 (eleven months ago) link

- "Psst. By the way, the baby's going to be a girl!"

- "Ok, that's great. Listen, I think he's about to do the eulogy..."

pplains, Monday, 28 October 2019 19:29 (eleven months ago) link

This may be the worst + funniest gender reveal I have seen

https://www.instagram.com/p/B4IzA14gTje

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 29 October 2019 00:02 (eleven months ago) link

whatever happened to just posting an ultrasound on Facebook and having half the people guess incorrectly?

young people today do everything wrong

silverfish, Tuesday, 29 October 2019 00:46 (eleven months ago) link

I mean, if you're looking for a silver lining, this happened during the gender bomb prep, not during the full-on reveal with 36 close relatives standing around it.

pplains, Tuesday, 29 October 2019 01:37 (eleven months ago) link

after human cloning is perfected, people will reveal the gender of their baby at a party by murdering their favorite aunt/uncle. then they will feast on smoked michael bay.

$1,000,000 or 1 bag of honeycrisp apples (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 29 October 2019 02:27 (eleven months ago) link

two months pass...

https://i.imgur.com/newdIWa.jpg

pplains, Monday, 6 January 2020 02:51 (nine months ago) link

ahahaha

kinder, Monday, 6 January 2020 08:22 (nine months ago) link

two months pass...

You're right, this is the wrong thread. Let's pray that there's never a right thread for these, ok?

https://i.imgur.com/GykEMsH.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/LoWNXiC.jpg

pplains, Friday, 27 March 2020 03:16 (six months ago) link

The dang hets don’t know when to take a break

silby, Friday, 27 March 2020 03:21 (six months ago) link

diabetesdiapersanddeadlifts

℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Friday, 27 March 2020 03:41 (six months ago) link

this would make all three series so much better

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 1 April 2020 17:27 (six months ago) link

i socialized my ilx thought on twitter, i'm sorry

This is why copyright sucks. Baby Jesus Sonic with Batman and Shrek as Joseph and Mary, guest starring Wayne Gretzky as the wise man, would be incomparably greater, even if it were poorly executed. SEGA, Disney, and WB wouldn't let it happen because they know they can't compete. https://t.co/mQKK5l4h0H

— a load of baloney (@weinventyou) April 1, 2020

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 1 April 2020 17:34 (six months ago) link

what's weird is i don't think most people are recognizing all the Nativity scene references. i guess they're obvious enough that they don't bear mentioning, but i love the subtle inclusion of jesus/sonic, shrek as the virgin mary, batman as best supporting actor in a miniseries.

https://www.reddit.com/r/classic4chan/comments/51aza7/request_batman_embracing_shrek_whos_pregnant_with/

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 1 April 2020 17:36 (six months ago) link

three months pass...

The queen is tethered to my belly inside of a cage. Poetry. pic.twitter.com/KyAJQLEza5

— Emily Murnane (@emily_murnane) July 3, 2020

rob, Saturday, 4 July 2020 00:48 (three months ago) link

amazing! unbeelievable!

kinder, Saturday, 4 July 2020 09:31 (three months ago) link

I'm not sure what disturbs me more: the bees, or "Poetry."

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Saturday, 4 July 2020 13:27 (three months ago) link

the baby's name will be poetree

contorted filbert (harbl), Saturday, 4 July 2020 13:40 (three months ago) link

Poignant explanation from the Bee Lady (who, btw, is still carazy as hell.)

pplains, Saturday, 4 July 2020 23:45 (three months ago) link

I.. couldn't see an explanation about why she has bees on her, which to me was the notable thing about the photos
Many sympathies and best of luck to her family though

kinder, Sunday, 5 July 2020 15:57 (three months ago) link

Combo of difficult experiences + love of bees?

I mean, no, it doesn't add up on my calculator, per se...

pplains, Sunday, 5 July 2020 16:45 (three months ago) link

some kids don't know their parents are crazy until high school. Kids itt have a leg up there.

the warm seafood salad that exists (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 5 July 2020 18:34 (three months ago) link

I mean, is this lady a beekeeper? Or did she just hire bees specifically for this purpose????? Is this even a thing?

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Sunday, 5 July 2020 22:29 (three months ago) link

one month passes...

love this.

is the truck the dad?

rascal clobber (jim in vancouver), Friday, 4 September 2020 20:23 (one month ago) link

sure is, proud papa!

Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Friday, 4 September 2020 20:26 (one month ago) link

truckbaby x1000

nashwan, Friday, 4 September 2020 20:28 (one month ago) link

You talk a small game for someone with such a big truck.

emil.y, Friday, 4 September 2020 20:33 (one month ago) link

hate when i'm driving my 18 wheeler and this happens

℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Friday, 4 September 2020 20:56 (one month ago) link

Like you all have never heard of a baby carrier.

pplains, Friday, 4 September 2020 21:43 (one month ago) link

m'lady

a certain derecho (brownie), Friday, 4 September 2020 22:03 (one month ago) link

strong Transformers 9 energy

rob, Friday, 4 September 2020 22:30 (one month ago) link

#ElDoradoFire | SAN BERNARDINO/ INYO/ MONO UNIT |
El Dorado Fire Cause pic.twitter.com/PNBQWMXMwK

— CAL FIRE (@CAL_FIRE) September 7, 2020

contorted filbert (harbl), Monday, 7 September 2020 12:45 (one month ago) link

assholes

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 7 September 2020 15:21 (one month ago) link

sanpaku posted about that this morning, along with ANOTHER gender reveal fire (that one was only 10 acres, though)

fucking crazy man

Karl Malone, Monday, 7 September 2020 15:57 (one month ago) link

surely a cake would suffice

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 7 September 2020 16:13 (one month ago) link

throw some candles on there, you can still burn shit down while revealing

Karl Malone, Monday, 7 September 2020 16:42 (one month ago) link

one month passes...

https://i.imgur.com/m94366y.jpg

pplains, Sunday, 11 October 2020 18:25 (two weeks ago) link


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