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hip hop hooray
\o\
hoooooooooo
/o/
heyyyyyyy
\o\
hoooooooo
/o/

― i think i'm big screech...sheldon cooper (Neanderthal), Sunday, 8 January 2012 04:07 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I am Newgod (a hoy hoy), Monday, 9 January 2012 08:49 (eight years ago) link

\o-O/

I certainly wouldn't have, but hey. (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 9 January 2012 08:51 (eight years ago) link

hahaha

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 9 January 2012 16:15 (eight years ago) link

holdin' hands while you smash the state <3

― donna rouge, Wednesday, January 18, 2012 2:38 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark

I am that young sis, the beacon, a yardstick (dayo), Saturday, 21 January 2012 03:00 (eight years ago) link

otm

also the 'other subject' of that post recently texted me 'SMASH THE MPAA RAWR' and i died from it

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 21 January 2012 05:39 (eight years ago) link

cute AND furry!

― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 21 January 2012 18:09 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Aesop Rizzle (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 21 January 2012 19:25 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Maybe the demon wants to say something.
― Laura Lucy Lynn (La Lechera), Wednesday, February 8, 2012 11:42 AM

My demon.
― Laura Lucy Lynn (La Lechera), Wednesday, February 8, 2012 11:43 AM

mookieproof, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 16:52 (eight years ago) link

aw <3

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 17:52 (eight years ago) link

kind wishes to my tender bruised internet buddies who will be alright in the end.

― estela, zondag 19 februari 2012 2:46 (10 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

HO WBEAUTIFUL IS THE GENTLYFALLINGBLOOD? (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 19 February 2012 12:31 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

re Shelley Duvall:

The only word for her is transplendent... she's transplendent!

― jed_, Friday, April 6, 2012 8:35 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

desk calendar white out (Matt P), Friday, 6 April 2012 21:33 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

horseshoe you make me laff but strike me as essentially right-on. perhaps you are your own one-woman corrective.

― jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, May 14, 2012 8:13 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Impetuous hybrid (Matt P), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 19:03 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

omg amanda i died

― horseshoe, Wednesday, June 20, 2012 6:19 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i'm dying

― horseshoe, Wednesday, June 20, 2012 6:20 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

don't die!

― game of crones (La Lechera), Wednesday, June 20, 2012 6:24 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

he bit me (it felt like a diss) (m bison), Thursday, 21 June 2012 02:23 (seven years ago) link

two months pass...

R2 might tear yoru cock off

― Sweet Yin Yang ☯ (Latham Green), Tuesday, August 28, 2012 1:05 PM

Balinese sound killers (Pangangge Tengenan) (clouds), Tuesday, 28 August 2012 13:45 (seven years ago) link

Hey! No sullying the cute thread with that filth!

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Tuesday, 28 August 2012 13:55 (seven years ago) link

._. it was mostly the typo that did it for me

Balinese sound killers (Pangangge Tengenan) (clouds), Tuesday, 28 August 2012 14:04 (seven years ago) link

Hmpf well ok then ;)

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Tuesday, 28 August 2012 14:13 (seven years ago) link

I found the penile injury fairly cute

The Equalizer Busy Equalizing (Crabbits), Tuesday, 28 August 2012 14:13 (seven years ago) link

I was just being silly. Sorry. :/

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Tuesday, 28 August 2012 14:15 (seven years ago) link

I was being DEADLY SERIOUS

The Equalizer Busy Equalizing (Crabbits), Tuesday, 28 August 2012 14:16 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

bolded cuteness, gets less cute after:

When I was around 9 and I learned about the electoral college. I figured out that someone could win the popular vote but lose the election and I was quite distressed by this, so I used the library computer to email President Clinton that I had discovered a glaring flaw in our electoral system.

I got a letter in the mail thanking me for my interest in the electoral process. Now that Nate Silver has predicted that Romney will be anointed against the people's will, throwing us into civil war, I suppose I'll be drafted to fight the Federated States of The Real America. If only Clinton had heeded my warning.

― ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 23:51 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a hoy hoy, Tuesday, 2 October 2012 23:11 (seven years ago) link

TOTALLY

The Most Typical and Popular Girl Rider (Crabbits), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 23:35 (seven years ago) link

they do the horsey dance
― frogbs, Tuesday, October 9, 2012 1:40 PM

EVERYONE COOKING SCMABLED EGGS,CHEESE WITH TOASTER!! (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 18:08 (seven years ago) link

ok so this is tangental but as long as the show's off the air for the moment...

i watched pootie tang the other day! holy shit! i'd been avoiding it for ages cause of it's low rotten tomatoes score but finally i was just like "screw it, it's louis ck, how bad can it be?" and the answer is not bad at all. i'll admit i caught the 4:20 showing (ahem) but still it was pretty solid! non stop chuckles throughout at just the over the top ridiculousness of the whole thing, plus countless laugh out loud moments of sheer comedy genius thrown in. seriously, pootie's "big hit" was some next level shit!

i mean, it's way too weird a movie to ever cross over to the mainstream, but if you like ck's occasional forays into dada weidness on his show at all, you'd be hard pressed to dislike pootie tang. also the music was dope.

― messiahwannabe, Friday, October 19, 2012 8:57 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

are you insane, just now watching pootie tang and telling us its not bad at all

― (♥___♥) (roxymuzak), Friday, October 19, 2012 9:20 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 21 October 2012 19:19 (seven years ago) link

less cute than otm I'd like to think

(♥___♥) (roxymuzak), Sunday, 21 October 2012 21:15 (seven years ago) link

cuotm

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 21 October 2012 21:24 (seven years ago) link

lol

(♥___♥) (roxymuzak), Sunday, 21 October 2012 21:28 (seven years ago) link

what's the emoticon for hiding behind your fingers

― MVP ("most viking poster") 2012 (cozen), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 19:51 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ŵŵ

― Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 19:58 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a hoy hoy, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 06:52 (seven years ago) link

where is max

― horseshoe, Friday, October 26, 2012 5:52 PM (2 hours ago)

mookieproof, Saturday, 27 October 2012 00:48 (seven years ago) link

j0rd, thanks for RTing my emoji pumpkin, dogg. Your tweet inspired it.
― croup the color of mayonnaise (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, October 29, 2012

edited:

as an Australian teenager... I'd stfu & rolleye or come up with my own "my ninja" style substitutes for homophobic lyrics.

"The Big Daddy law is anti-bigot / That means no intol-E-R-A-N-C-E..."

― sug night (sic), Wednesday, October 31, 2012 11:16 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"It's like death metal lyrics, but about a vagina." (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 23:36 (seven years ago) link

everyone imagine an ewok

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 31 October 2012

ogmor, Wednesday, 31 October 2012 23:46 (seven years ago) link

it's easy if you try

happy little (clouds), Thursday, 1 November 2012 00:59 (seven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

I get weak in the knees thinking about how pissed the Republicans are if the do-nothing-and-let-the-tax-cuts-expire approach gets used, ""'"//[[[//////////\].\]'
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― Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 11 November 2012 19:53 (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

half of that post was written by a 14-month-old baby can you guess which half

― Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 11 November 2012 19:54 (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

vote! (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 22 November 2012 15:25 (seven years ago) link

awwww

i was kinda waitin for it to make a line drawing tho

bill paxman (darraghmac), Thursday, 22 November 2012 15:50 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

every time this gets bumped i assume i got banned again
― frogbs, Tuesday, December 25, 2012

ILX is not a non-profit — we are just not profitable (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 25 December 2012 17:38 (seven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Strange this should be revived now: I was just thinking about that exchange between Snufkin and Moomintroll (see Robin's post). I often develop crushes on fictional characters, but Snuffkin is the one I fell for most deeply. My friend Dan still brings up the time I said in all seriousness I thought Snufkin would be good for me.
Elama ei ole rauhallista, Nuuskamuikken sanoi ihastuneena.

― Anna (Anna), Wednesday, March 12, 2003 5:12 PM (9 years ago) Bookmark

JoeStork, Saturday, 12 January 2013 02:52 (seven years ago) link

^omg

flag this post and die (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 17:51 (seven years ago) link

four months pass...

i really liked my first grade teacher (mrs turley) but tbh i had more intense feelings for her student teacher, miss perry

we were like two ships passing in the night while exchanging simple phrases recorded in extremely large handwriting

― mookieproof, Thursday, May 16, 2013 1:29 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hoospanic GANGSTER musician (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 16 May 2013 14:05 (six years ago) link

that is cuteness gold

educate yourself to this reality (sunny successor), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 16:05 (six years ago) link

two months pass...

omg webelos

― BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, August 16, 2013 6:58 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i maxed out at webelos

― Z S, Friday, August 16, 2013 7:02 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

me too!

― Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Friday, August 16, 2013 7:16 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i am.. a maven (Matt P), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 22:42 (six years ago) link

I did too, lol

Coming Out Of Elton John's Mouth (crüt), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 22:43 (six years ago) link

ditto!

well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 22:52 (six years ago) link

(edited )

creating simulated rainforest experiences for my guinea pig

what does this consist of?

― markers, Tuesday, August 6, 2013 1:07 AM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

making jungle-y settings out of fabric and edible plants and playing sounds

― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Tuesday, August 6, 2013 2:21 AM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

he goes nuts!

― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Tuesday, August 6, 2013 2:21 AM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i put rainforest sounds on in his room when i go to bed and turn on the little starry lights in his play jungle. lol. he is spoiled.

― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Tuesday, August 6, 2013 3:50 AM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

estela, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 23:41 (six years ago) link

i read that a few days ago and it has illuminated my week.

estela, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 23:43 (six years ago) link

he is the best

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 02:18 (six years ago) link

i literally just said 'awwww' at my laptop

there are more than 3.5 HOOS per steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 02:33 (six years ago) link

~~ nothing sexist about this blunt ~~

― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Wednesday, August 21, 2013 3:04 AM (16 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

there are more than 3.5 HOOS per steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 19:11 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

That's pretty sick Whiney

― waterface, Tuesday, September 3, 2013 4:38 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Someone's not posting in the manner you like, so you threaten to tag him as a child molester? Fuck you asshole

― waterface, Tuesday, September 3, 2013 4:39 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I tease Treeship for his earnestness too but child molester? Get ahold of yourself

― waterface, Tuesday, September 3, 2013 4:40 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

bite my dick

― waterface, Tuesday, September 3, 2013 4:45 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oedipaul mccartney (bends), Thursday, 5 September 2013 23:32 (six years ago) link

I'm already on record for "Always" iirc. And you can expand list to all primates, too.

will u make an exception for me?

― mookieproof, Friday, May 20, 2011 5:42 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
SO cuet

"Max's Original Starship" Vol. 3 (sunny successor), Friday, 6 September 2013 14:34 (six years ago) link

three months pass...

fyi that last article is a lot more boring and talking about cases. i was just wondering when the word was first used. kind of like when jaymc tried to find the first use of 'gaydar'. i'm sleepy and i had wine.

― sent from my butt (harbl), Friday, January 3, 2014 2:00 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink


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