Aw, it's CUTECELSIOR! Post cutest messages from ILX.

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Let it commence.

hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Monday, 22 November 2004 21:47 (nineteen years ago) link

The inspiration for this thread:

B-b-but I want to hug you all! Video's not good enough!

-- Tuomas (tuomas.alh...), November 22nd, 2004.

hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Monday, 22 November 2004 21:49 (nineteen years ago) link

You need someone to hug your soul.
-- Alba (albab...), November 22nd, 2004.

hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Monday, 22 November 2004 21:51 (nineteen years ago) link

Noise Dude Enemy List

parakeet_esparanto (parakeetesparanto), Monday, 22 November 2004 22:09 (nineteen years ago) link

aw! <3

hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 00:23 (nineteen years ago) link

whatever happened to teddy bear teddy bear turn around?
-- teeny (teen...), November 26th, 2004 10:39 AM.


From "Playgorund Rhymes" thread on ILE.

hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Friday, 26 November 2004 21:51 (nineteen years ago) link

two months pass...
From February crush thread:


feb05: no crushes to report
-- charltonlido (...), February 2nd, 2005 8:38 AM

hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Friday, 18 February 2005 02:54 (eighteen years ago) link

three years pass...

what's "that guy way"? I'm sitting here saying "no worries" over and over again trying to figure it out :(

-- Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, May 13, 2008 11:05 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

roxymuzak, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 05:00 (fifteen years ago) link

crushings

libcrypt, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 05:17 (fifteen years ago) link

Surmounter is the cutest poster ever

Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 05:18 (fifteen years ago) link

when you see someone REALLY CUTE on the street/some random place and don't know what to do about it

i mean, what do you do? there's this really cute guy on the steps outside work, taking pictures. just sitting there, all by himself, looking romantic. it's not like a bar or something, so what? you just say hi? that's a big camera you got there?

-- Surmounter, Sunday, April 27, 2008 5:03 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Link

Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 05:22 (fifteen years ago) link

lol justine! gettin raunchy

-- Surmounter, Sunday, April 27, 2008 9:55 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Link

Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 05:23 (fifteen years ago) link

surmounter is the best

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 14 May 2008 05:25 (fifteen years ago) link

search usernames: starry, rrobyn and Abbott

Shot on 8mm Video, Saturday, 17 May 2008 00:55 (fifteen years ago) link

more like who, awesome and o_O

roxymuzak, Saturday, 17 May 2008 04:08 (fifteen years ago) link

seven months pass...

^that was rude!!!!

rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Monday, 29 December 2008 01:16 (fourteen years ago) link

"Niggers niggers niggers niggers niggers"
― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 13 October 2004 22:35 (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

tucker max r (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Monday, 29 December 2008 01:17 (fourteen years ago) link

uh WOW

rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Monday, 29 December 2008 01:17 (fourteen years ago) link

i dont think dom understands this thread

eman cipation s1ocklamation (max), Monday, 29 December 2008 01:18 (fourteen years ago) link

You don't know who Starry is, Roxy?

Tuomas, Monday, 29 December 2008 11:39 (fourteen years ago) link

aw TOMBOT <3

eman, Monday, 29 December 2008 14:22 (fourteen years ago) link

starry is a GRATE BURD

landfill spectre (wanko ergo sum), Monday, 29 December 2008 15:43 (fourteen years ago) link

Bob really has the most impressive ruff!

― quincie, Thursday, November 13, 2008 3:36 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

roxymuzak, Sunday, 11 January 2009 08:31 (fourteen years ago) link

I jsut don't know where else to put this:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a3/Swan_with_nine_cygnets_3.jpg/800px-Swan_with_nine_cygnets_3.jpg

roxymuzak, Monday, 19 January 2009 00:38 (fourteen years ago) link

starry sarah's one of the all time greats

゙(゚、 。 7 (cankles), Monday, 19 January 2009 00:43 (fourteen years ago) link

*grates

゙(゚、 。 7 (cankles), Monday, 19 January 2009 00:43 (fourteen years ago) link

across the parking lot from the mall i work at there's a pond where every year canada geese come to chill out for a while and mate and stuff. one time a saw a mama goose leading her little goslings across the grass. too cute.

"Set phasers to thrill!" (latebloomer), Monday, 19 January 2009 01:37 (fourteen years ago) link

chelives1986 (10:56:22 PM): x my <3

roxymuzak, Saturday, 24 January 2009 03:57 (fourteen years ago) link

lol

roxymuzak, Saturday, 24 January 2009 03:57 (fourteen years ago) link

the geese are back!

bats in a kayak! (latebloomer), Saturday, 24 January 2009 05:40 (fourteen years ago) link

would wear

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, February 1, 2009 11:35 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

would wear xpost

― roxymuzak, Sunday, February 1, 2009 11:36 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

http://www.inkycircus.com/jargon/images/fraternal_twins_sxc_nr_1.jpg

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, February 1, 2009 11:37 PM (34 seconds ago) Bookmark

U KILLIN ME HOOS

roxymuzak, Monday, 2 February 2009 04:40 (fourteen years ago) link

lol

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 2 February 2009 04:40 (fourteen years ago) link

dont die from it that would be anti-cutecelsior

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 2 February 2009 04:41 (fourteen years ago) link

imo

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 2 February 2009 04:41 (fourteen years ago) link

Daaamn, that jpg is like the cutecelsior trump card.

╓abies, Monday, 2 February 2009 05:07 (fourteen years ago) link

sorry to be all cankles-y but right after that pic was taken a hungry orca jumped onto the beach and ate the kids:-(

as much dandelion as you can put in there (latebloomer), Monday, 2 February 2009 06:18 (fourteen years ago) link

it was a cute whale though

as much dandelion as you can put in there (latebloomer), Monday, 2 February 2009 06:18 (fourteen years ago) link

http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n53/laurita_22101/lisa.jpg

roxymuzak, Monday, 2 February 2009 06:19 (fourteen years ago) link

he thought they were marshmallows.

as much dandelion as you can put in there (latebloomer), Monday, 2 February 2009 06:20 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.mycutepetpics.com/.a/6a00e55398e7898833010534eb2936970c-500wi

roxymuzak, Monday, 2 February 2009 07:09 (fourteen years ago) link

ruv u poppin fresh

as much dandelion as you can put in there (latebloomer), Monday, 2 February 2009 07:14 (fourteen years ago) link

i just reached for what i thought was a sharpie and it turned out to be a kazoo

-- gr8080, Friday, July 18, 2008 2:26 PM (9 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

roxymuzak, Monday, 2 February 2009 12:24 (fourteen years ago) link

lol!!

every little thing she says is custos (Curt1s Stephens), Monday, 2 February 2009 12:30 (fourteen years ago) link

everything should turn out to be a kazoo

as much dandelion as you can put in there (latebloomer), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 00:21 (fourteen years ago) link

everything should turn out to be a kazoo

The lost BoC ep.

one art, please (Trayce), Friday, 6 February 2009 00:56 (fourteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Am I a furry? :(((((
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I want to be a red panda but not in any anthromorphic sense. I just want to be reencarnated as a dumb, cute, beautiful fun loving animal and waste away my days in carefree play
― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Saturday, October 30, 2004 5:49 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol (roxymuzak), Sunday, 22 February 2009 21:26 (fourteen years ago) link

lack of proper punctuation in that sentence is mixing me up!

class act, thanks bro (tehresa), Sunday, 22 February 2009 21:27 (fourteen years ago) link

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/28/43878072_9b440a24af.jpg

roxymuzak, Sunday, 8 March 2009 05:17 (fourteen years ago) link

ok so this is tangental but as long as the show's off the air for the moment...

i watched pootie tang the other day! holy shit! i'd been avoiding it for ages cause of it's low rotten tomatoes score but finally i was just like "screw it, it's louis ck, how bad can it be?" and the answer is not bad at all. i'll admit i caught the 4:20 showing (ahem) but still it was pretty solid! non stop chuckles throughout at just the over the top ridiculousness of the whole thing, plus countless laugh out loud moments of sheer comedy genius thrown in. seriously, pootie's "big hit" was some next level shit!

i mean, it's way too weird a movie to ever cross over to the mainstream, but if you like ck's occasional forays into dada weidness on his show at all, you'd be hard pressed to dislike pootie tang. also the music was dope.

― messiahwannabe, Friday, October 19, 2012 8:57 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

are you insane, just now watching pootie tang and telling us its not bad at all

― (♥___♥) (roxymuzak), Friday, October 19, 2012 9:20 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 21 October 2012 19:19 (eleven years ago) link

less cute than otm I'd like to think

(♥___♥) (roxymuzak), Sunday, 21 October 2012 21:15 (eleven years ago) link

cuotm

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 21 October 2012 21:24 (eleven years ago) link

lol

(♥___♥) (roxymuzak), Sunday, 21 October 2012 21:28 (eleven years ago) link

what's the emoticon for hiding behind your fingers

― MVP ("most viking poster") 2012 (cozen), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 19:51 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ŵŵ

― Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 19:58 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a hoy hoy, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 06:52 (eleven years ago) link

where is max

― horseshoe, Friday, October 26, 2012 5:52 PM (2 hours ago)

mookieproof, Saturday, 27 October 2012 00:48 (eleven years ago) link

j0rd, thanks for RTing my emoji pumpkin, dogg. Your tweet inspired it.
― croup the color of mayonnaise (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, October 29, 2012

We do live in a fallen, depraved world destined for the fire. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 29 October 2012 22:25 (eleven years ago) link

edited:

as an Australian teenager... I'd stfu & rolleye or come up with my own "my ninja" style substitutes for homophobic lyrics.

"The Big Daddy law is anti-bigot / That means no intol-E-R-A-N-C-E..."

― sug night (sic), Wednesday, October 31, 2012 11:16 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"It's like death metal lyrics, but about a vagina." (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 23:36 (eleven years ago) link

everyone imagine an ewok

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 31 October 2012

ogmor, Wednesday, 31 October 2012 23:46 (eleven years ago) link

it's easy if you try

happy little (clouds), Thursday, 1 November 2012 00:59 (eleven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

I get weak in the knees thinking about how pissed the Republicans are if the do-nothing-and-let-the-tax-cuts-expire approach gets used, ""'"//[[[//////////\].\]'
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― Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 11 November 2012 19:53 (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

half of that post was written by a 14-month-old baby can you guess which half

― Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 11 November 2012 19:54 (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

vote! (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 22 November 2012 15:25 (eleven years ago) link

awwww

i was kinda waitin for it to make a line drawing tho

bill paxman (darraghmac), Thursday, 22 November 2012 15:50 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

every time this gets bumped i assume i got banned again
― frogbs, Tuesday, December 25, 2012

ILX is not a non-profit — we are just not profitable (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 25 December 2012 17:38 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Strange this should be revived now: I was just thinking about that exchange between Snufkin and Moomintroll (see Robin's post). I often develop crushes on fictional characters, but Snuffkin is the one I fell for most deeply. My friend Dan still brings up the time I said in all seriousness I thought Snufkin would be good for me.
Elama ei ole rauhallista, Nuuskamuikken sanoi ihastuneena.

― Anna (Anna), Wednesday, March 12, 2003 5:12 PM (9 years ago) Bookmark

JoeStork, Saturday, 12 January 2013 02:52 (ten years ago) link

^omg

flag this post and die (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 17:51 (ten years ago) link

four months pass...

i really liked my first grade teacher (mrs turley) but tbh i had more intense feelings for her student teacher, miss perry

we were like two ships passing in the night while exchanging simple phrases recorded in extremely large handwriting

― mookieproof, Thursday, May 16, 2013 1:29 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hoospanic GANGSTER musician (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 16 May 2013 14:05 (ten years ago) link

that is cuteness gold

educate yourself to this reality (sunny successor), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 16:05 (ten years ago) link

two months pass...

omg webelos

― BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, August 16, 2013 6:58 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i maxed out at webelos

― Z S, Friday, August 16, 2013 7:02 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

me too!

― Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Friday, August 16, 2013 7:16 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i am.. a maven (Matt P), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 22:42 (ten years ago) link

I did too, lol

Coming Out Of Elton John's Mouth (crüt), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 22:43 (ten years ago) link

ditto!

well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 22:52 (ten years ago) link

(edited )

creating simulated rainforest experiences for my guinea pig

what does this consist of?

― markers, Tuesday, August 6, 2013 1:07 AM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

making jungle-y settings out of fabric and edible plants and playing sounds

― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Tuesday, August 6, 2013 2:21 AM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

he goes nuts!

― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Tuesday, August 6, 2013 2:21 AM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i put rainforest sounds on in his room when i go to bed and turn on the little starry lights in his play jungle. lol. he is spoiled.

― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Tuesday, August 6, 2013 3:50 AM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

estela, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 23:41 (ten years ago) link

i read that a few days ago and it has illuminated my week.

estela, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 23:43 (ten years ago) link

he is the best

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 02:18 (ten years ago) link

i literally just said 'awwww' at my laptop

there are more than 3.5 HOOS per steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 02:33 (ten years ago) link

~~ nothing sexist about this blunt ~~

― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Wednesday, August 21, 2013 3:04 AM (16 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

there are more than 3.5 HOOS per steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 19:11 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

That's pretty sick Whiney

― waterface, Tuesday, September 3, 2013 4:38 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Someone's not posting in the manner you like, so you threaten to tag him as a child molester? Fuck you asshole

― waterface, Tuesday, September 3, 2013 4:39 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I tease Treeship for his earnestness too but child molester? Get ahold of yourself

― waterface, Tuesday, September 3, 2013 4:40 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

bite my dick

― waterface, Tuesday, September 3, 2013 4:45 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oedipaul mccartney (bends), Thursday, 5 September 2013 23:32 (ten years ago) link

I'm already on record for "Always" iirc. And you can expand list to all primates, too.

will u make an exception for me?

― mookieproof, Friday, May 20, 2011 5:42 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
SO cuet

"Max's Original Starship" Vol. 3 (sunny successor), Friday, 6 September 2013 14:34 (ten years ago) link

three months pass...

fyi that last article is a lot more boring and talking about cases. i was just wondering when the word was first used. kind of like when jaymc tried to find the first use of 'gaydar'. i'm sleepy and i had wine.

― sent from my butt (harbl), Friday, January 3, 2014 2:00 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

creating an ilHOOSion usic sight and sound (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 3 January 2014 03:27 (nine years ago) link

seven months pass...

you guys should read my "window seat" blurb it's about me being scared of flying
― le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, August 18, 2014

wouldn't be surprised w/ a wait before the iwatch comes out. the ipad and iphone both had one.
― markers, Friday, August 29, 2014 2:15 AM

i don't know about the ipod. i was, like, fourteen or something.
― markers, Friday, August 29, 2014 2:16 AM

It first started when I was maybe 4 or 5 in the early 80s. I asked my cousin C____ if he wanted to listen to music with me. We looked through the tapes we had brought and didn't find anything satisfactory - it was mostly kids tapes and oldies stuff like the Beatles and CCR. He asked me if we had any breakin' music, so I went to asked my mom. She said "no, but we've got some quackin' music!"

(this album):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LveIQZBmlqI

― how's life, Thursday, August 28, 2014 9:33 AM (2 days ago)

disinclination loops (unregistered), Saturday, 30 August 2014 16:46 (nine years ago) link

three weeks pass...

omg ^

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Friday, 26 September 2014 19:27 (nine years ago) link

ten months pass...

My 8yo daughter is OBSESSED with Mary T. My fridge is plastered with pictures of her. She has a Spotify playlist which is just Ex Hex and Wild Flag ("but you can just put the LPs on... Your sister has lots more in hers..." "NO").

I'm a Betsy Wright man myself.

― Michael Jones, Monday, August 3, 2015 1:10 PM (34 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Hector Ringtone (DJ Mencap), Monday, 3 August 2015 13:46 (eight years ago) link

if the above was a tweet by some rando I would probably assume it was made up but Michael has earned our trust via years of dependably good posts in my view

Hector Ringtone (DJ Mencap), Monday, 3 August 2015 13:48 (eight years ago) link

five months pass...

I always heard the Trap Queen lyric as 'now she remixing for Low', which I thought was lovely. A bit disappointed when I realised the actual words.

― tangenttangent, Tuesday, January 26, 2016 8:48 PM

ulysses, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 20:50 (seven years ago) link

four months pass...

How are you so terrible? I can't figure it out, but then again I didn't go to a highly selective undergraduate institution. x

― Treeship, Saturday, 28 May 2016 15:43 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a mom shaped pom (wins), Saturday, 28 May 2016 14:46 (seven years ago) link

three months pass...

i need to digest your posts more fully but car autopilot is the only part of the future i'm excited about

― goole, Wednesday, September 21, 2016 6:00 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

goole, do you need a hug

― dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Wednesday, September 21, 2016 7:22 PM (thirteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the tightening is plateauing (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 17:37 (seven years ago) link

two months pass...

i am lucky to have a friend who found a good therapist. it's a tricky thing!

― surm, Monday, December 5, 2016 10:22 PM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Dave Plaintive rapper with classical training (imago), Monday, 5 December 2016 22:24 (seven years ago) link

love surm

6 god none the richer (m bison), Tuesday, 6 December 2016 03:17 (seven years ago) link

we actually do need fugazi at this moment in time
― a (waterface), Friday, December 9, 2016

A big shout out goes to the lamb chops, thos lamb chops (ulysses), Friday, 9 December 2016 17:03 (seven years ago) link

one year passes...

watching legend of the galactic heroes and wowzers!
― Mordy, Saturday, January 6, 2018

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Sunday, 7 January 2018 05:23 (five years ago) link

four weeks pass...

sorry for posting online while I was hungry

― direct to consumer online mattress brand (silby), Tuesday, February 6, 2018 4:50 AM (twelve hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it’s ok silbs

― byton frylock (alomar lines), Tuesday, February 6, 2018 5:34 AM (eleven hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 17:16 (five years ago) link

aw :)

flopson, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 06:38 (five years ago) link

._.

direct to consumer online mattress brand (silby), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 07:18 (five years ago) link

<3

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 15:09 (five years ago) link

one year passes...

I still can't look at this thread and see "hello, burgers!" and not get hungry.

― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 20 May 2019 17:27 (four hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a hoy hoy, Monday, 20 May 2019 21:05 (four years ago) link

one year passes...

I bought shares of Nintendo to hold indefinitely on Monday because I like Nintendo

― Canon in Deez (silby), Wednesday, January 27, 2021 8:40 AM (yesterday)

sarahell, Thursday, 28 January 2021 20:43 (two years ago) link

nintendo stock should really come with an amiibo

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 28 January 2021 20:46 (two years ago) link

aww

rob, Thursday, 28 January 2021 20:48 (two years ago) link

I want them to make good video games for me to play 🥺

Canon in Deez (silby), Thursday, 28 January 2021 20:56 (two years ago) link


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