being short

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dude i'm 5'7" i will talk shit to this whiny short man all day long

all the pretty HOOSes (gbx), Saturday, 18 June 2011 14:58 (twelve years ago) link

just ask your taller friends to set hella screens

arachno-misogynist (D-40), Saturday, 18 June 2011 14:59 (twelve years ago) link

damn y'all, i'm not like cowering in my bedroom afraid to leave the house cuz i'm kinda short -- just saying... wish i was a lil bit taller etc

J0rdan S., Saturday, 18 June 2011 15:00 (twelve years ago) link

being a baller is >>> anyway

arachno-misogynist (D-40), Saturday, 18 June 2011 15:01 (twelve years ago) link

at least u ain't balding

corey, Saturday, 18 June 2011 15:02 (twelve years ago) link

and even that is like, who cares

corey, Saturday, 18 June 2011 15:02 (twelve years ago) link

gbx are you sure you're even 5'7" because I am pretty sure I'm taller than you and I'm 5'6".

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Saturday, 18 June 2011 15:02 (twelve years ago) link

jordan its okay, leave the house, no one will judge you

☂ (max), Saturday, 18 June 2011 15:02 (twelve years ago) link

i will

all the pretty HOOSes (gbx), Saturday, 18 June 2011 15:03 (twelve years ago) link

i mean, i am, right now

all the pretty HOOSes (gbx), Saturday, 18 June 2011 15:04 (twelve years ago) link

5'4 straight guys have it pretty bad

― iatee, Saturday, June 18, 2011 2:49 AM (11 hours ago) Bookmark

hoos is 5'3

i'm over it, but i used to only want to date girls that were 5'0-5'4

v narrow pool

lol

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, June 18, 2011 10:44 AM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

im 5'4, it kind of sux, but honestly my life is p good so it seems kind of knit picky to complain

ice cr?m, Saturday, 18 June 2011 15:06 (twelve years ago) link

<3 that's the ticket

estela, Saturday, 18 June 2011 15:18 (twelve years ago) link

haha

ice cr?m, Saturday, 18 June 2011 15:22 (twelve years ago) link

ok lol if theres one place being taller would really come in handy

being short [Started by J0rdan S. in June 2011, last updated 19 minutes ago by ice cr?m on 1 pWN 3v3Ry+h1n G!!!1] 67 new answers
playing basketball [Started by jhøshea in April 2008, last updated 19 minutes ago by ice cr?m on I Love Hoops] 23 new answers

ice cr?m, Saturday, 18 June 2011 15:42 (twelve years ago) link

But you can be real fast and sneaky!

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Saturday, 18 June 2011 15:44 (twelve years ago) link

y'all's swag is much taller, all of u

mississippi john hurt, but alabama john feeling okay (m bison), Saturday, 18 June 2011 15:44 (twelve years ago) link

yeah i am fast and sneaky, or i used to be fast and now i am 35

ice cr?m, Saturday, 18 June 2011 15:45 (twelve years ago) link

im still growing tho

ice cr?m, Saturday, 18 June 2011 15:45 (twelve years ago) link

can't believe how short jordan is tho

jeff, Saturday, 18 June 2011 16:30 (twelve years ago) link

I'm going to concentrate really hard so I can have a early 30s growth spurt.

Jeff, Saturday, 18 June 2011 16:38 (twelve years ago) link

im not short or tall, im basically average, just so you guys know

☂ (max), Saturday, 18 June 2011 16:43 (twelve years ago) link

my uncles are 6'8" and 6'10" and my grandmother was 6'1"

☂ (max), Saturday, 18 June 2011 16:43 (twelve years ago) link

let me know if you want to know more about my family and its heights

☂ (max), Saturday, 18 June 2011 16:43 (twelve years ago) link

6'10 is really tall

ice cr?m, Saturday, 18 June 2011 16:44 (twelve years ago) link

like im not sure ive met someone that tall

ice cr?m, Saturday, 18 June 2011 16:44 (twelve years ago) link

6'8 ive met for sure

ice cr?m, Saturday, 18 June 2011 16:44 (twelve years ago) link

u live in new york iirc!

bite this display name (k3vin k.), Saturday, 18 June 2011 16:45 (twelve years ago) link

yeah the one who is 6'10" has to basically sleep sitting up. he played basketball w/ bill bradley at princeton

☂ (max), Saturday, 18 June 2011 16:47 (twelve years ago) link

niiice, to the bradley part not sleeping sitting up

ice cr?m, Saturday, 18 June 2011 16:48 (twelve years ago) link

Relieved max isn't a freak

arachno-misogynist (D-40), Saturday, 18 June 2011 16:48 (twelve years ago) link

My father is 5'3". I'm 6'. Dodged a bullet there. Thanks genetics.

Jeff, Saturday, 18 June 2011 16:49 (twelve years ago) link

*bullet*

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 18 June 2011 17:41 (twelve years ago) link

Itt everyone disses hoos

arachno-misogynist (D-40), Saturday, 18 June 2011 18:27 (twelve years ago) link

I'm 6'2 but I make up for it by having no other alpha characteristics of note / sucking at basketball + having to justify my sucking

iatee, Saturday, 18 June 2011 18:34 (twelve years ago) link

rly good at fouling people on accident tho

iatee, Saturday, 18 June 2011 18:35 (twelve years ago) link

also I will own you at soccer (unless you are a foreigner)

iatee, Saturday, 18 June 2011 18:36 (twelve years ago) link

i are a foreigner, you will probably own me at football anyway.

being tallish doesn't help me there. plus i slouch so no-one actually thinks i am as tall as i am.

Upt0eleven, Saturday, 18 June 2011 18:44 (twelve years ago) link

i'm 5'5". hoos and ice cr?m = keeping pretty great company imo.

jed_, Saturday, 18 June 2011 18:54 (twelve years ago) link

I am the tallest person in my family

all the pretty HOOSes (gbx), Saturday, 18 June 2011 18:56 (twelve years ago) link

i rarely notice how tall people are unless they are ridiculously tall or a guy my height or less. my last bf was 6'3" and i only ever noticed the height diff when i looked at a photo of us side by side and though omg we look ridiculous together. or adorable, of course. sometimes i thought that.

jed_, Saturday, 18 June 2011 18:58 (twelve years ago) link

i'm 5'2" and it rules except when my neck hurts from craning it to talk to giants or i can't communicate with ppl because i can't hear them from way down here

heartbreak beet (La Lechera), Saturday, 18 June 2011 19:01 (twelve years ago) link

i feel like being tall is a bigger body issue for the ladies

ice cr?m, Saturday, 18 June 2011 19:02 (twelve years ago) link

yeah it doesn't bother me at all except sometimes i feel like ppl don't take me seriously. that's probably my fault on a number of levels though.

heartbreak beet (La Lechera), Saturday, 18 June 2011 19:05 (twelve years ago) link

maybe it would help if i didn't wear a clown suit all the time

heartbreak beet (La Lechera), Saturday, 18 June 2011 19:06 (twelve years ago) link

i feel like being tall is a bigger body issue for the ladies

i have dated tall ladies and very small ladies and yes :(

jeff, Saturday, 18 June 2011 19:08 (twelve years ago) link

xp Or if you stopped communicating your important ideas by honking a bicycle horn.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Saturday, 18 June 2011 19:09 (twelve years ago) link

I figured that would be standard procedure when u work at the circus?

arachno-misogynist (D-40), Saturday, 18 June 2011 19:36 (twelve years ago) link

well sure it's just that honk blurp AOOOOGA AOOOOOOOOOGA people have a hard time taking me seriously
i dunno

heartbreak beet (La Lechera), Saturday, 18 June 2011 19:45 (twelve years ago) link

J0rdan I have met you before iirc, and the thought that you were short never even crossed my mind. i don't think you've got anything to worry about.

and for people that really are noticeably short, it's nothing to feel bad about anyway. People that let someone else's height affect the way they treat them are irredeemable assholes. (i guess i'm pretty bullish on this point because i was the shortest kid in school until 10th grade and had to come to terms with it)

Z S, Saturday, 18 June 2011 19:50 (twelve years ago) link


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