drunk creep pick up lines at the bar tonight

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OptionVotes
"i am giving you the caesar salad of compliments" 13
"saying you are cute is a bigger statement than the hindenberg" 1
"cute means many many many many many things" 0
"your smile is worth it's weight in gold" 0


Bo Deadly (Nijoli), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 01:52 (eleven years ago) link

smiles do not weigh much iirc

he also said he was just like walt disney

Bo Deadly (Nijoli), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 01:52 (eleven years ago) link

i am just sitting here playing cafe world baby

zvookster, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 01:53 (eleven years ago) link

gotta be the caesar salad of compliments imo

ian, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 01:53 (eleven years ago) link

"i am giving you the caesar salad of compliments"

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 11 May 2010 01:53 (eleven years ago) link

different man. same mentality.

Bo Deadly (Nijoli), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 01:54 (eleven years ago) link

invocation of "smile" always creeps me out when creepy dudes invoke it tbh.

horseshoe, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 01:54 (eleven years ago) link

many many many many many could be bad, esp. considering delivery

horseshoe, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 01:55 (eleven years ago) link

"saying you are cute is a bigger statement than the hindenberg"

how is this a pick up line btw? is he negging?

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 11 May 2010 01:56 (eleven years ago) link

no, i think he means "your cuteness is of greater size than the hindenberg" but yeah, he got a little lost

horseshoe, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 01:57 (eleven years ago) link

"my intended compliment will go down in flames"

rahni, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 01:58 (eleven years ago) link

"i am giving you the caesar salad of compliments"

if he had said Cobb Salad would that have swayed you? be honest.

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 02:00 (eleven years ago) link

^^^ lol

ian, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 02:01 (eleven years ago) link

caesar salad

Ralph Nadir (crüt), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 02:09 (eleven years ago) link

he got the ranch dressing of rejections btw

Bo Deadly (Nijoli), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 02:10 (eleven years ago) link

eeeeeeew

tehresa, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 02:14 (eleven years ago) link

D-:

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 02:24 (eleven years ago) link

"i am giving you the caesar salad of compliments"

<3 this line so much

jagger edge (The Reverend), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 03:00 (eleven years ago) link

simultaneously lol and O_O to be compared in a pick up line to an exploding zeppelin

I have a big tv with blue ray's (latebloomer), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 03:24 (eleven years ago) link

"your smile is worth it's weight in gold"

gee thx ;- )

http://www.popfi.com/wp-content/uploads/tajikistan_gold_teeth.jpg

A. U. Khan (am0n), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 03:29 (eleven years ago) link

itt a strange man asks if you saw the ass on that dirigible

is it really that hard to spot all these fake british dudes? (velko), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 03:34 (eleven years ago) link

baby you're so fine you make the titanic look like a lifeboat

I have a big tv with blue ray's (latebloomer), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 03:36 (eleven years ago) link

girl you light up the room like the challenger lit up the sky

bee en u_u (bnw), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 03:41 (eleven years ago) link

caesar salad of compliments = common and totally empty???

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 03:42 (eleven years ago) link

i am slanted towards the hindenberg line just because of the grammar and style rules it elegantly breaks

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 03:43 (eleven years ago) link

caesar salad of compliments = gonna get a reminder of what I said every time I exhale today

Grisly Addams (WmC), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 03:45 (eleven years ago) link

i'm trying to work a "i bet your dick is as frozen as walt disney's" line but it seems inappropriate

rahni, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 03:45 (eleven years ago) link

smiles do not weigh much iirc

maybe he is saying you have a fat smile??

Ralph Nadir (crüt), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 05:59 (eleven years ago) link

invocation of "smile" always creeps me out when creepy dudes invoke it tbh.

― horseshoe, Monday, May 10, 2010 8:54 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

this is a truth bomb, btw. having overheard dudes utter "smile" invocations, i will say that they inevitably sound like the last resort of a crepe

Once I got send a message on OKC saying "u have an pretty smile" or something.

The only photo of me on OKC I have half my face covered ninja style, you cant see my mouth at all!

Eyjafjallalalalalatrolololol (Trayce), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 06:46 (eleven years ago) link

qe fukkin d

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 23:01 (eleven years ago) link

i forgot to vote! would have voted "smile"

horseshoe, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 23:54 (eleven years ago) link

Being told to smile by creepy dudes is the worst.

Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 00:52 (eleven years ago) link

thread is great reminder to not do the smile complimenting thing

Ralph Nadir (crüt), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 01:44 (eleven years ago) link

i find it really annoying when people tell me to smile. like if i am not grinning ear to ear they think i am upset?
i was at this gay bar last weekend and was kinda squinting to see what whiskeys were there (protip: gay bars will give you many flavors of vodka but not a large selection of whiskey) and this guy was all 'omg you need to SMILE!! we're not that scary!' and i wanted to be like 'bitch, please. i just want to know what whiskeys are back there' but it was not worth the raising of my voice to try to explain myself.

tehresa, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 01:53 (eleven years ago) link

x-post - Wait - complimenting someone nicely on their smile is one thing. It's the men who order you to smile as you walk down the street (or random ones at a bar etc.) as if you have to be smiling 24/7 that bug the crap out of me.

Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 01:54 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah Tza - exactly.

Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 01:55 (eleven years ago) link

yes. sometimes dudes say i have a nice smile and that is fine (although still a little weird?) but yeah. dudes who think you should smile on command: wtf?!

tehresa, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 02:02 (eleven years ago) link

that one line is like the ceasar salad of options in this poll

GayQuil (The Reverend), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 02:05 (eleven years ago) link

yeah i get that a lot. i'm pretty frowny but still, f u

Guns, Computer, The Internet (harbl), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 02:05 (eleven years ago) link

four months pass...

i am sitting at the Backroom bar by myself and this creep just walked in. hoping he does not spot me, although i feel like he might because the only other people in here are two fat dudes talking about football.

i am giving you the caesar salad of compliments (Nijoli), Monday, 13 September 2010 21:53 (ten years ago) link

did he spot u?

peacocks, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 15:48 (ten years ago) link

thankfully no.

not a very exciting thread bump, huh?

i am giving you the caesar salad of compliments (Nijoli), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 20:46 (ten years ago) link

i was secretly hoping for some more dumb pick up lines out of the man so we could all get some laughs.

i am giving you the caesar salad of compliments (Nijoli), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 20:46 (ten years ago) link

Considering the salmonella outbreak in eggs, giving someone the caesar's salad of compliments might not be all that considerate.

Un peu d'Eire, ça fait toujours Dublin (Michael White), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 20:48 (ten years ago) link

saying you are bigger than the hindenberg is a cute statement

hk phooey (crüt), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 20:49 (ten years ago) link

lol. have to change to "I'm giving you the balsamic vinaigrette of compliments"

peacocks, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 20:50 (ten years ago) link

Make it a simple caprese with just olive oil, and I might respond to that. Make it burrata, and I might swoon.

Un peu d'Eire, ça fait toujours Dublin (Michael White), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 20:52 (ten years ago) link

I'm sprinkling the imitation bacon bits of interest on you

aerosmith: live at gunpoint (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 20:53 (ten years ago) link

I fancy you so much I added extra croutons to the salad of my compliments

Un peu d'Eire, ça fait toujours Dublin (Michael White), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 20:56 (ten years ago) link

I even picked out the browner pieces of lettuce

Un peu d'Eire, ça fait toujours Dublin (Michael White), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 20:57 (ten years ago) link

And washed the lip of the ranch dressing bottle before I poured it on

Un peu d'Eire, ça fait toujours Dublin (Michael White), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 20:57 (ten years ago) link

you are the croutons in my heart salad

latebloomer, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 23:25 (ten years ago) link

ten years pass...

“Are you waiting for company?”
If no
“Would you like some?”

calstars, Monday, 5 July 2021 20:31 (four weeks ago) link

so did Nijoli end up settling down with this guy or

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 5 July 2021 20:34 (four weeks ago) link


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