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one boob is free with one 20
it is available in attractive pack 14
it is loved by children and adult both 11


heave pho (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 04:04 (ten years ago) link

one boob is free with one - winner

― ENBB, Wednesday, August 12, 2009 12:04 AM (38 seconds ago) Bookmark

ENBB, Wednesday, 12 August 2009 04:05 (ten years ago) link

many benifits of boobs poll

( ´_ゝ˙) (Dr. Phil), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 04:06 (ten years ago) link

hopefully we can break the tie!

heave pho (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 04:07 (ten years ago) link

it is available in attractive pack

i voted for this because one boob would be weird

heave pho (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 04:07 (ten years ago) link

http://www.monoboob.com/ great website

sicrut admirer (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 04:11 (ten years ago) link

upon consultation with my better half, vote for attractive pack.

free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 04:15 (ten years ago) link

^^^^^ this is incredible

BIG HOOS's wacky crack variety hour (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 06:27 (ten years ago) link

All future ilx ad revenue/book royalties/mug markups must go to a fund to pay someone to get that as a tattoo.

ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 08:26 (ten years ago) link

one boob is free with one!

Y tú, y tú, dime lo que bailas! (daavid), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 10:39 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

it is loved by children and adult both

as that is behaviorist-level indubitable fact.

Turangalila, Friday, 28 August 2009 04:54 (ten years ago) link

would a plastic surgeon agree to the suggestion that "one boob is free with one" i wonder?

ian, Friday, 28 August 2009 16:07 (ten years ago) link

NOT IF OBAMA'S NAZI HEALTH PLAN COMES IN

Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Friday, 28 August 2009 16:11 (ten years ago) link

If you could get two fake boobs for the price of one I'd probably go out and get myself a nice set.

OK, maybe not but it is actually the only plastic surgery I'd ever consider for a fleeting minute but then reality sets in and I realize that a) my boobs are fine and b) fake ones sort of suck

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 28 August 2009 16:19 (ten years ago) link

Yeah, nobody likes the way fake boobs look.

bamcquern, Friday, 28 August 2009 20:00 (ten years ago) link

Actually I think that at least in clothes good fakes can look alright but they usually don't look that good once unleashed and from what I understand they don't feel great either.

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 28 August 2009 20:05 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Thursday, 17 September 2009 23:01 (ten years ago) link

just wanted to say that "one boob is free with one" isn't true in the case of some breast cancer survivors.

new clusterfuck thread will eventually provide me a funny display name (sarahel), Thursday, 17 September 2009 23:03 (ten years ago) link

poll options are riddled with ambiguities; 29 minutes is not time enough to choose :-S

sleighdog mcdonald (unregistered), Friday, 18 September 2009 22:30 (ten years ago) link

I mean "it is available in attractive pack" <- is the "attractive pack" the body the boobs are attached to, or the bra that's worn on them?

sleighdog mcdonald (unregistered), Friday, 18 September 2009 22:31 (ten years ago) link

and "it is loved by children..." -> is this because (babby) children get their nourishment from them, or because (adolescent) children have them, or both?

sleighdog mcdonald (unregistered), Friday, 18 September 2009 22:32 (ten years ago) link

and "one boob is free with one" <- what about the breast cancer survivors?

sleighdog mcdonald (unregistered), Friday, 18 September 2009 22:32 (ten years ago) link

you see why I'm having so much trouble here

sleighdog mcdonald (unregistered), Friday, 18 September 2009 22:32 (ten years ago) link

me and my bf analyzed and discussed these poll options, and we determined the correct answer is "attractive pack," rejecting "one boob is free with one" because of the breast cancer survivors, and "loved by children and adult both" because only a portion of the adult population are sexually attracted to women, and the fact that boys regularly go through a phase where "girls (and boobs) are icky."

my display name is an honor student at ilx high school (sarahel), Friday, 18 September 2009 22:35 (ten years ago) link

otoh - there are "manboobs" which generally don't come in attractive pack.

my display name is an honor student at ilx high school (sarahel), Friday, 18 September 2009 22:38 (ten years ago) link

but does "loved" really imply sexual attraction? I thought it might include the love that exists between a baby and its mother, but then again, that'd exclude all the kids who grew upon baby formula instead of breast milk. "attractive pack" it is!

sleighdog mcdonald (unregistered), Friday, 18 September 2009 22:40 (ten years ago) link

it doesn't imply sexual attraction, it does imply babies, but infancy is only a small part of childhood.

my display name is an honor student at ilx high school (sarahel), Friday, 18 September 2009 22:42 (ten years ago) link

fair 'nuff

sleighdog mcdonald (unregistered), Friday, 18 September 2009 22:44 (ten years ago) link

I reckon the "let's put our knees under our shirts so they look like boobs: hilarious!" phase lasts about 10 times longer than the "girls (and boobs) are icky)" phase, but I don't keep close track of these things.

come to think of "this is hilarious" is just about the best philosophy toward the human body I can come up with.

sleighdog mcdonald (unregistered), Friday, 18 September 2009 22:48 (ten years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Friday, 18 September 2009 23:01 (ten years ago) link

come to think of "this is hilarious" is just about the best philosophy toward the human body I can come up with.

― sleighdog mcdonald (unregistered), Friday, September 18, 2009 5:48 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

OTM

holosystolic murmur and the thrill (gbx), Friday, 18 September 2009 23:01 (ten years ago) link

http://blogs.citypages.com/blotter/2_21_buy1get1450.jpg

am0n, Friday, 18 September 2009 23:29 (ten years ago) link

ten months pass...

hotchandani

chuck entertainment cheese (crüt), Saturday, 24 July 2010 21:54 (ten years ago) link


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