xxp would stink out your microwave and kitchen even more than regular popcorn.
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 17:35 (thirteen years ago) link
Lúcio Starts Fires - The erstwhile Brazil centre-half stars in a Chapman Brothers video installation nasty in which he burns down a lifesize replica of a Barrat Homes 3 bedroom semi - constructed entirely from slabs of frozen petrol and filled with six hundred live cane rats and £800,000 of Louis XIV furniture from the estate of Heinrich Himmler
― No Wicked Heart Shall Prosper.rar (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 23:20 (thirteen years ago) link
^^^ still won't win the Turner Prize, as it's not 'edgy' enough.
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Thursday, 23 December 2010 11:48 (thirteen years ago) link
it seems like they prefer more minimalist stuff?
― sarahel, Thursday, 23 December 2010 20:25 (thirteen years ago) link
chapmans dgaf about those fucks
― No Wicked Heart Shall Prosper.rar (nakhchivan), Thursday, 23 December 2010 20:54 (thirteen years ago) link
Spectres of Markers - Limited ed coffee table book of Jeff Tweedy youtube stills
― Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 17:39 (thirteen years ago) link
haha how are u still posting to 1p3
― ilx get on my lvl (roxymuzak), Thursday, 30 December 2010 23:47 (thirteen years ago) link
i have been thinking about a salad/toast restaurant for a long time. all we serve is salad and toast. because i like to eat that and would go to salad&toast for lunch.
― positive reflection is the key (harbl), Thursday, 30 December 2010 23:50 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i53.tinypic.com/2wce2kk.jpg
― i probably busted a nut when i was tossing her cookie salad (unregistered), Thursday, 30 December 2010 23:57 (thirteen years ago) link
salad & toast for lunch is sub- prison food as far as my tastes go, unless there are copious dressings (the healthy kind) and jellies. I'd definitely go to Dressings&Jellies for lunch.
― i probably busted a nut when i was tossing her cookie salad (unregistered), Friday, 31 December 2010 00:00 (thirteen years ago) link
there are dressings and it's not just boring lettuce salad. no jelly though.
― positive reflection is the key (harbl), Friday, 31 December 2010 00:01 (thirteen years ago) link
no cookie salad either
well thank god for that!
― i probably busted a nut when i was tossing her cookie salad (unregistered), Friday, 31 December 2010 00:02 (thirteen years ago) link
actually if you threw in stuff like spinach and arugula and mushrooms and dried cranberries and chopped walnuts, I could probably appreciate the salad without any dressing. iceberg lettuce is a definite deal breaker & it's probably the reason why I have an irrational knee-jerk reaction against the word salad.
― i probably busted a nut when i was tossing her cookie salad (unregistered), Friday, 31 December 2010 00:09 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i52.tinypic.com/2u9mr1v.jpg
http://i51.tinypic.com/119vuk8.jpg
my idea tonight is a talking plastic figurine like Homer up there. it features a crabby old lady (possibly Maxine: see above) who sits in a recliner while her dog lies asleep in a little bed in front of the chair. the dog is wearing a cone-shaped elizabethan collar, and one of its hind legs is bandaged. when you press a button, the lady sits upright, stares her dog down, and screams, "DON'T PICK AT IT!" in an earsplitting crabby old lady voice. the dog opens one eye and whines meekly, as if to say, "b-b-but I wasn't picking at it, mommy." the sequence repeats until the batteries run out, with roughly a 2-second interval between "DON'T PICK AT IT!"s.
― i probably busted a nut when i was tossing her cookie salad (unregistered), Friday, 31 December 2010 01:09 (thirteen years ago) link
alternate idea: same as above, but instead of a crabby old lady, it's a balding middle-aged man who mumbles "don't scootch" at the dog in a barely audible monotone. in this case the dog is actually scooting its butt across the carpet, and it doesn't acknowledge its owner's command.
― i probably busted a nut when i was tossing her cookie salad (unregistered), Friday, 31 December 2010 01:11 (thirteen years ago) link
salad + toast = caesar salad
― predeep natsvitika (forksclovetofu), Friday, 31 December 2010 03:48 (thirteen years ago) link
am srsly wondering whether the bleep in The Boredoms' TV Ramones comes at a proportionally similar point in the track. going to the bother of finding out would be a terrible idea but I am going to do it anyway
― schlomo replay (acoleuthic), Wednesday, December 15, 2010 11:15 PM (2 weeks ago)
I'm still waiting with 'bated breath for the results of this study.
― i probably busted a nut when i was tossing her cookie salad (unregistered), Friday, 31 December 2010 19:39 (thirteen years ago) link
Porno version of The King's Speech called The King's Sex, where the King works with a hot female therapist to get over his fear of sex.
― hey boys, suppers on me, our video just went bacterial (Hurting 2), Monday, 10 January 2011 04:08 (thirteen years ago) link
YOU MUST LEAVE AN HEIR TO THE THRONE
― gr8080, Monday, 10 January 2011 04:31 (thirteen years ago) link
Glad we're on the same page here when are you free to work on this with me
― hey boys, suppers on me, our video just went bacterial (Hurting 2), Monday, 10 January 2011 05:26 (thirteen years ago) link
hip-hop album trilogy called "Rapper Run"/"Rapper is Rich"/"Rapper at Rest"
― I can take a youtube that's seldom seen, flip it, now it's a meme (Hurting 2), Tuesday, December 21, 2010 5:32 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark
would read lyric booklet
― aka the pope (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 10 January 2011 05:30 (thirteen years ago) link
The Golden Gears - a car mechanic shop that is run by four old ladies.
― Sister is dating a (CONTROVERSIAL MOD EDIT) (Nijoli), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 00:00 (thirteen years ago) link
The Golden Grills?
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 00:10 (thirteen years ago) link
A strip club called the Office: you can call home and literally say you're staying late at the Office
― Young Guns aside, the western is not my favorite genre. (latebloomer), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 07:03 (thirteen years ago) link
seems like every college town in america has a bar called "The Library" for that reason.
― gr8080, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 07:11 (thirteen years ago) link
Results 1 - 10 of about 2,590,000 for "the office" strip club. (0.14 seconds)
― gr8080, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 07:20 (thirteen years ago) link
still prob a terrible idea.
― gr8080, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 07:29 (thirteen years ago) link
bonus terrible idea #1: a strip club called the Office, where all the dancers are dressed like character's from tv's "The Office"
bonus terrible idea #2: a strip club-themed strip club where all the dancers are dressed like bouncers and the bouncers dance
― Young Guns aside, the western is not my favorite genre. (latebloomer), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 07:32 (thirteen years ago) link
the champagne room is the restroom
― Young Guns aside, the western is not my favorite genre. (latebloomer), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 07:34 (thirteen years ago) link
lapdances in the parking lot
― gr8080, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 07:44 (thirteen years ago) link
― predeep natsvitika (forksclovetofu), Thursday, December 30, 2010 10:48 PM (1 week ago)
no caesar salad will be served at salad&toast
― positive reflection is the key (harbl), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 11:38 (thirteen years ago) link
that's my girl
― estela, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 11:52 (thirteen years ago) link
a bold marketing choice
― predeep natsvitika (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 16:38 (thirteen years ago) link
a series of bobble heads that are famous folks with parkinson's diseae
― Sister is dating a (CONTROVERSIAL MOD EDIT) (Nijoli), Saturday, 15 January 2011 01:51 (thirteen years ago) link
disease obv
― Sister is dating a (CONTROVERSIAL MOD EDIT) (Nijoli), Saturday, 15 January 2011 01:52 (thirteen years ago) link
lol
― enfuque (Matt P), Saturday, 15 January 2011 02:03 (thirteen years ago) link
start a food company called Red Sea. the only product will be salt. on the packaging, it'll say "Red Sea Salt." people will buy it and think it's sea salt, but it's actually just table salt.
― based god kwassa kwassa (dayo), Thursday, 27 January 2011 16:37 (thirteen years ago) link
Salt that is Red
― H.R. Gigerstuf (latebloomer), Friday, 28 January 2011 00:00 (thirteen years ago) link
a German-American S&M club called "I Whip My Herr"
― the loneliness of the dexys midnight runner (unregistered), Friday, 28 January 2011 22:11 (thirteen years ago) link
employing table as nazi-themed stomper
― dark link (roxymuzak), Friday, 28 January 2011 23:18 (thirteen years ago) link
that's gold imo
― hey boys, suppers on me, our video just went bacterial (Hurting 2), Friday, 28 January 2011 23:20 (thirteen years ago) link
A sequel series to Quantum Leap where Sam can travel to ANY point in time - not just dates within his own lifetime. Also maybe he can jump into other species. So maybe he travels back to the Triassic Period and he's a Plateosaurus...or 10 million years in the future and everyone is hooked up to comptuers and masturbating constantly and he has to stop them from masturbating so much. It would be called Big Quantum Leap.
― 23 24 (Z S), Saturday, 29 January 2011 04:51 (thirteen years ago) link
Quantum (Fan) Wank
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Saturday, 29 January 2011 12:52 (thirteen years ago) link
http://pighuntah.com/images/alae%20salt.jpg
― gr8080, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 06:50 (thirteen years ago) link
an exhibition of my photography, accompanied by me playing my juno 106, called photosynthesis
― dayo, Friday, 11 February 2011 02:13 (thirteen years ago) link
and also a searing commentary on the lack of any plants in yr urban dystopias
― nakhchivan, Friday, 11 February 2011 02:26 (thirteen years ago) link
a version of Anna Karenina starring Anna Karina
― koogs, Saturday, 12 February 2011 14:04 (thirteen years ago) link
I had an idea last night for an internet service for guys where instead of finding dates, you find other guys to go with you to the bar as mutual wingmen. Something like bromatch.com
― hey boys, suppers on me, our video just went bacterial (Hurting 2), Sunday, 13 February 2011 20:00 (thirteen years ago) link
Superchunk/Shakur mashup called 2pac-y For Kitty
― gallagher 3 (latebloomer), Monday, 14 February 2011 18:54 (thirteen years ago) link