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1. An adaptation of Blood Meridian scored by Def Leppard

real men love cheeses (latebloomer), Saturday, 4 July 2009 06:07 (fourteen years ago) link

2. I'll move to San Francisco
3. Make a monster costume out of a dirty shag rug
4. Mobile DJ at English pub in a town an hour away using a PA I've never used

bamcquern, Saturday, 4 July 2009 06:25 (fourteen years ago) link

5. date down

carpathian florist (roxymuzak), Saturday, 4 July 2009 08:08 (fourteen years ago) link

6. date

what a delightfully quirky new voice! (bug), Saturday, 4 July 2009 08:10 (fourteen years ago) link

1. An adaptation of Blood Meridian scored by Def Leppard

7. An adaption of The Mikado done entirely using mobile ringtones.

snoball, Saturday, 4 July 2009 08:30 (fourteen years ago) link

8. a book about combat rock compared/contrasted with the 1982 worlds fair

carpathian florist (roxymuzak), Saturday, 4 July 2009 08:38 (fourteen years ago) link

9. (another music one, but that's what I save most of my truly bad ideas for) An album made entirely using samples from Lou Reed's "Metal Machine Music" and Presley's "Having Fun With Elvis On Stage" (because they are supposedly the worst two albums ever made - my theory being that I could make an even worse-er album by combining them).

snoball, Saturday, 4 July 2009 08:44 (fourteen years ago) link

10. putting chilli sauce on vanilla ice cream - one mouthful was enough to cause projectile vomiting.

snoball, Saturday, 4 July 2009 08:46 (fourteen years ago) link

11. marinara sauce and peanut butter

what a delightfully quirky new voice! (bug), Saturday, 4 July 2009 08:56 (fourteen years ago) link

12. Going back to school.

Turkoglu & Love Affair (Clay), Saturday, 4 July 2009 09:03 (fourteen years ago) link

nah, that's a great idea.

what a delightfully quirky new voice! (bug), Saturday, 4 July 2009 09:55 (fourteen years ago) link

13. Starting the thread "What does 'rockist' mean?"

bamcquern, Saturday, 4 July 2009 16:05 (fourteen years ago) link

14. A pop group exclusively made up of 2 year olds called Diaper Rash.

real men love cheeses (latebloomer), Saturday, 4 July 2009 16:09 (fourteen years ago) link

13. Starting the thread "What does 'rockist' mean?"

― bamcquern, Saturday, July 4, 2009 11:05 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

if your original post was a gigantic picture of goatse with an embedded sound clip of, i dunno, somebody having explosive diarrhea or something, then it'd be a pretty great idea

what a delightfully quirky new voice! (bug), Saturday, 4 July 2009 17:28 (fourteen years ago) link

15. deciding you wanna ride a goddamn ferris wheel

16. 1p3

a poppy seed NAGL (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 4 July 2009 17:46 (fourteen years ago) link

rong

two months pass...

17. Sell white rice dyed brown to exploit gullible newcomers to the health food world (long time health food consumers would probably see right through the scam.) The brand would be called "Rice that is Brown" rather than "So-and-So brown rice" and list the ingredients in super timy print.

latebloomer, Friday, 11 September 2009 02:29 (fourteen years ago) link

eh..tiny print

latebloomer, Friday, 11 September 2009 02:30 (fourteen years ago) link

haha the next step would be "Rice that is Multiethnic" and it would just be bag of Fruity Pebbles.

we like cars, we like cartoons (dyao), Friday, 11 September 2009 02:37 (fourteen years ago) link

would that actually like... save you any money?

mountain G.O.A.T. (s1ocki), Friday, 11 September 2009 03:32 (fourteen years ago) link

slocki you don't get it--IT'S A TERRIBLE IDEA!

ian, Friday, 11 September 2009 06:36 (fourteen years ago) link

1. An adaptation of Blood Meridian scored by Def Leppard

7. An adaption of The Mikado done entirely using mobile ringtones.

18. an adaptation of Do You Remember Love?/Macross for the musical theater/broadway stage.

tehresa, Friday, 11 September 2009 07:08 (fourteen years ago) link

maybe less terrible and more so not gonna happen why bc i am lazy

tehresa, Friday, 11 September 2009 07:08 (fourteen years ago) link

im dying over rice that is brown

Angus Young (roxymuzak), Monday, 14 September 2009 12:04 (fourteen years ago) link

19. Putting a book of my poetry out
20. Taking up a drug habit on the back of the highly unlikely profits from this anthology of work (any suggestions for the drugs?)

Don't Be A Ned Raggett (King Boy Pato), Monday, 14 September 2009 12:09 (fourteen years ago) link

idk I've actually been pretty impressed with yr writing. Honestly.

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Monday, 14 September 2009 16:59 (fourteen years ago) link

21. Combination mezzuzah and bottle opener, so you're never at a loss with a cold beer in your hand.

that stupid-ass cannibal pen-pal of yours (Laurel), Monday, 14 September 2009 17:03 (fourteen years ago) link

(xxpost) not my terrible idea, but someone once suggested to me, in all seriousness, that I become a smack head in order to guarantee that I could continue to claim benefits.

a gift from your mind in the form of the perfect beat (snoball), Monday, 14 September 2009 17:04 (fourteen years ago) link

patoetry plzzz

jergins, Monday, 14 September 2009 17:06 (fourteen years ago) link

art project involving tramp stamps, semen and polaroid camera.

ian, Monday, 14 September 2009 17:31 (fourteen years ago) link

A Terrible Plan!

velko, Monday, 14 September 2009 17:35 (fourteen years ago) link

tramp stamps on actual tramps

fountain bleaut (s1ocki), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 04:15 (fourteen years ago) link

like, hoboes

fountain bleaut (s1ocki), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 04:15 (fourteen years ago) link

i thought it would be great an edgy brooklyn gallery! you know, like, transgressive sexuality & the mainstream appeal of defacing the body. or something.

ian, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 04:19 (fourteen years ago) link

you have to go for that obsessive all-over-composition style in the installation ... also you need typewritten descriptions of the context for each photo

Suggest Bander-Meinhof Complex (sarahel), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 04:22 (fourteen years ago) link

make the stamp say something edgy like "FEMINISM" or "ART" or something

we like cars, we like cartoons (dyao), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 04:23 (fourteen years ago) link

the images will be titled with the content of the stamp.

for example:
daisies no. 2
chinese character nos. 1-3

ian, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 04:29 (fourteen years ago) link

maybe you can install them onto a traced map of your city, with push pins, and place them in the locations where the people live or were photographed, and it could be a commentary on gentrification or routes travelled.

Suggest Bander-Meinhof Complex (sarahel), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 04:33 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm trying to combine all the edgy art trends I can think of ...

Suggest Bander-Meinhof Complex (sarahel), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 04:34 (fourteen years ago) link

^feelin this

ROCK BAND: BORBETOMAGUS (haitch), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 04:37 (fourteen years ago) link

http://regretfulmorning.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/dunk-hunt-tramp-stamp.jpg

ian, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 04:40 (fourteen years ago) link

http://purefnevyl.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/corinthians_tramp_stamp.jpg

ian, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 04:41 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.thesicness.com/pics/march09/03072009/tramp_stamp.jpg

ian, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 04:42 (fourteen years ago) link

I think a pretty funny tramp stamp would be a second asshole

we like cars, we like cartoons (dyao), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 04:43 (fourteen years ago) link

http://rlv.zcache.com/tramp_stamp_inspector_mug-p168228570079141682qzje_400.jpg

ian, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 04:44 (fourteen years ago) link

idk I've actually been pretty impressed with yr writing. Honestly.

u drunk

a light salad of Adorno, Heidegger, Derrida and Esteban Buttez (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 13:53 (fourteen years ago) link

Nope and I still stand by that statement.

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 14:05 (fourteen years ago) link

"dunk hunt"

Angus Young (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 17:34 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

20-something. momus hosts a cooking show called "cumin in a girl's mouth"

chemical ali v. chemical frazier (m bison), Friday, 16 October 2009 19:56 (fourteen years ago) link

3) those are arithmetic problems. algebra would be something like B-17=6. thank you for loving my post.

actual veggie mexican pizza received (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 16 August 2023 15:38 (six months ago) link

A Kids in the Hall / De La Soul mash-up record called Daves Eye Know

budo jeru, Friday, 18 August 2023 19:29 (six months ago) link

A classic rock cover band that throws in additional words and beats to the measure of songs so that listeners experience a disruption of the cathartic anthemic choruses. For example

Take me down to the Paradise City/Where the grass is emerald green and the girls are pretty

Whoa, we're fifty percent of the way there/Whoa-oh, livin' on a prayer

Any way that you want it/That is the way you need it

― peace, man, Monday, August 7, 2023 7:28 AM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink

Groove is contained in the heart

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 18 August 2023 19:44 (six months ago) link

Down in the boondocks
Down in the boondocks
People put me down cause that's the side of town on which I was born

got it in the blood, the kid's a pelican (Doctor Casino), Friday, 18 August 2023 22:40 (six months ago) link

lol

budo jeru, Friday, 18 August 2023 22:45 (six months ago) link

Welcome back, baby
To the underprivileged side of town

budo jeru, Friday, 18 August 2023 22:46 (six months ago) link

life is like a highway
I wanna ride it all the night long
If you're goin' in my way
Well, I wanna drive it all the night long

actual veggie mexican pizza received (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 18 August 2023 22:54 (six months ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fp6pvpcZEw

budo jeru, Friday, 18 August 2023 23:21 (six months ago) link

any way you want that
that is the way you likely prefer it
any which of the way you want it

earosmith (Neanderthal), Saturday, 19 August 2023 00:27 (six months ago) link

She's got it
Yeah, baby, she's got it
Well, I'm your morning star planet Venus
I'm your fire, at your desire

sell cigs to kids (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 19 August 2023 06:55 (six months ago) link

A film sequel to Little Women, Meg Jo and the others move to the big city! It’s called: Pretty Women

Snoopy is a cat, who lives in a cage (flamboyant goon tie included), Sunday, 20 August 2023 01:46 (six months ago) link

A youtube video where I play "pieces" by Sum 41 in thw style of Oliver Anthony's GOP pun song

actual veggie mexican pizza received (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 22 August 2023 17:30 (six months ago) link

It Takes The Nation of Islam to Hold Us Back

https://i.imgur.com/py2FOgf.jpg

pplains, Friday, 25 August 2023 17:36 (six months ago) link

MaureenLand: a museum devoted to the film and television work of Maureen O'Hara, Maureen O'Sullivan, Maureen Stapleton, and Maureen McCormick.

clemenza, Thursday, 31 August 2023 11:15 (five months ago) link

Rappers who do live shows which are only live recreations of their skits

Make the chats AI (Neanderthal), Saturday, 9 September 2023 17:05 (five months ago) link

An Elvis impersonator doing a cover verion of the Pet Shop Boys' 'DJ Culture'.

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Sunday, 10 September 2023 10:24 (five months ago) link

MaureenLand: a museum devoted to the film and television work of Maureen O'Hara, Maureen O'Sullivan, Maureen Stapleton, and Maureen McCormick.

If they're not being kissed by killer whales, I'm not going.

Halfway there but for you, Sunday, 10 September 2023 17:04 (five months ago) link

three weeks pass...

A weed store that sells custom one-of-a-kind blends...

Non-Fungible Tokin'

The Royal House of Hangover (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 3 October 2023 17:11 (four months ago) link

Unfound footage horror.

where characters spend 90 minutes lamenting that there is no recovered video of what happened to their loved one and they are no closer to understanding what happened then the film just eventually ending abruptly.

real warm grandpa (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 4 October 2023 01:35 (four months ago) link

Parody cover band called Bob Marley and the Waiters, with songs like "Put It Off" and "Rastaman Procrastination"

budo jeru, Wednesday, 4 October 2023 01:51 (four months ago) link

Exo-doss

...eh you get the gist of it (dog latin), Wednesday, 4 October 2023 01:56 (four months ago) link

Redemption Slog

sell cigs to kids (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 4 October 2023 06:21 (four months ago) link

"Waiting in Vain" is RIGHT THERE, people.

The Royal House of Hangover (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 4 October 2023 15:24 (four months ago) link

Get Up (later) Stand Up (eventually)

The Royal House of Hangover (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 4 October 2023 15:26 (four months ago) link

Chant Down Babylon Tomorrow

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 4 October 2023 17:17 (four months ago) link

4000 Years

sell cigs to kids (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 4 October 2023 21:06 (four months ago) link

three weeks pass...

Improve a poem or aphorism by replacing the word "beauty" with the word "booty."

E.g., "Booty is truth; truth, booty."

Breakfast at Tiffani Amber Thiessen's (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 25 October 2023 08:13 (four months ago) link

country song called "mama sure loved to say the n-word"

donald wears yer troosers (doo rag), Wednesday, 25 October 2023 08:26 (four months ago) link

movie script called "raging fury" - the 2nd coming of jesus christ as a foul-mouthed violent bigot who utters sassy catchprases while beating the tar out of his antagonists

donald wears yer troosers (doo rag), Wednesday, 25 October 2023 08:31 (four months ago) link

self help book "wank your way to inner peace"

donald wears yer troosers (doo rag), Wednesday, 25 October 2023 08:32 (four months ago) link

Experimental bodybuilding:
Pudgy chest and arms, shredded sixpack, skinny legs...
Or, right arm and left leg jacked, smooth, honey brown and oiled, every thing else pale, hairy and dry...

m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Wednesday, 25 October 2023 11:25 (four months ago) link

for the booty of the earth

real warm grandpa (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 25 October 2023 17:04 (four months ago) link

AI toilet that wipes your butt for you

real warm grandpa (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 25 October 2023 17:04 (four months ago) link

but sometimes incorrectly

real warm grandpa (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 25 October 2023 17:04 (four months ago) link

could it be called Weyeps Blutt

budo jeru, Wednesday, 25 October 2023 23:55 (four months ago) link

Paul McCartney to release an acoustic album of James Brown covers: Mutha's Nature's Son.

Halfway there but for you, Friday, 27 October 2023 15:52 (three months ago) link

The Shipping Forecast

A podcast wherein I soothingly read the hot trends on fanfic sites.

Sonic mpreg, moderate or good. Luigi x Bowser, moving slowly, enemies to lovers.

emil.y, Friday, 3 November 2023 04:17 (three months ago) link

a compilation of silent lead ins from classic ECM album openers

corrs unplugged, Friday, 3 November 2023 07:38 (three months ago) link

Sonic mpreg, moderate or good. Luigi x Bowser, moving slowly, enemies to lovers.

lmao

real warm grandpa (Neanderthal), Friday, 3 November 2023 13:42 (three months ago) link

In association football tournaments, abolish penalty kicks. After extra time, a panel of three judges scores each half and extra time and chooses the winner, like boxing

real warm grandpa (Neanderthal), Sunday, 5 November 2023 22:50 (three months ago) link

...or, every ten minutes of extra time they stop and bring in the sidelines and move the goals closer together...

m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Sunday, 5 November 2023 23:20 (three months ago) link

three weeks pass...

Starby's: Home of the Pumkin Spice Beef

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 30 November 2023 22:18 (two months ago) link

A historical fiction novel about former king of Denmark Harald "Bluetooth" Gormsson which mostly focuses on his personal life and his inability to connect with others.

silverfish, Wednesday, 6 December 2023 17:08 (two months ago) link

Double or triple the size of basketball courts and the height of the nets.

lethbridge-pfunkboy (hardcore dilettante), Wednesday, 6 December 2023 18:42 (two months ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-yfZn5iYJE

brimstead, Wednesday, 6 December 2023 19:53 (two months ago) link

lmao at STUPID CRAP FACE

a very very unfair (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 6 December 2023 20:21 (two months ago) link

Hard-core dilettante I apologize for being the "here's the relevant xkcd" person but here's the relevant xkcd

https://xkcd.com/2852

; Powell (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 6 December 2023 21:08 (two months ago) link

I don't engage with sports at all but I watched that entire video, totally enthralled by their
dedication to generating max stupidity.

Great-Tasting Burger Perceptions (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 6 December 2023 21:20 (two months ago) link

two months pass...

An edit of Whigfield's 'Saturday Night' that's just 4 minutes and 26 seconds of the "quack quack quack quack" bit from the very beginning on repeat.

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Wednesday, 21 February 2024 20:54 (four days ago) link


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