no boys allowed in the room!!!!

that was more middle school though

I harbored a little crush on Lou Diamond Philips for a while. Weird.

River's Edge Keanu OTM

The Monster Squad kid looks like a younger version of Jacob the Shirtless Twilight Werewolf whose real name I cannot remember.

Taylor Lautner or something like that I think.

Why did I know that? I've never even seen any of the movies. Weird.

http://gossip-juice.com/images/2011/Taylor-lautner.jpg

Yeah, Taylor Lautner. I should know because I've seen all the damn movies.

FFM, i srsly was so close to posting about james deen in this thread last night

Whenever I think of Adrian Zmed I picture him with a shirtless, with a bandana around his head, playing the saxophone. ???

roxy: I was too busy ;) seriously though I'm in love and my husband is away and I am going to show him some videos ASAP, he will be so excited to see me finally get into this haha

Carl: I read that as banana and thought 'that is VERY specific'!

It's still pretty specific, just not as bizarre.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5u91ls66L1rt5nx0o8_500.jpg

Is that the porn guy? He looks better there. Sort of.

Maybe you need to see him, err, in action.

this is making me want to watch river's edge reeeeeal bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GB7nJv16v3s

jim jim jim

xp <3 omfg
it doesn't hurt that he looks like a guy I took home for a one-night stand just out of high school. Turned out he was a virgin, but he didn't tell me at the time. He ALSO had a 2 year girlfriend who had dumped him (but didn't intend for him to go out and find me..) and that was big drama. but seriously, I'll take all the skinny brown haired boys thanks.

that's him E! apparently he does porn parodies too, I have yet to see any of this.

i saw the seinfeld one, it was hilarious

FFM in the first pic you posted I was sort of thinking he reminded me of your A.

important reading http://100interviews.com/post/7046660690/7

Seinfeld is what I am excited(? Intrigued?) to see! And yes E, I have a type and I stick to that type. Most of my exes could be brothers. :) Also does that mean you don't find A hot? Catfight!

Hahaha no, not at all. Like Laurel said, it's the weird look on his face in the first pic that was off-putting.

His look is not for me at all in any pic, but I'm glad someone likes him. It's only fair, really.

xp that's fair! I didn't want to GIS him at work even with safe search off so I got the first clear shot I found & closed the window!

that was a fun article, roxy. I like goofs.

apparently i like sad scared stoned teens in the 80s (warning contains nudity)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpRxZB0Op9o&feature=related

It's on Netflix streaming, FYI!

excellent casting in that movie imo

you all can have Keanu, Crispin Glover was my fave!

like I feel that my transition from pre-teen to real teenager was when i decided Crispin Glover was more desirable than Michael J Fox in Back to the Future.

everyone in that movie has his/her own ws charm, i'd say

well almost
not the little kids

haha true! And that def. includes Dennis Hopper

http://www.boyactors.org.uk/actors/115.jpg

This kid played an asshole kid in like every movie that called for an asshole kid.

hahaha omg

that kid!

He totally did and the casting was perfect because he just looks like a complete asshole. It's true.

hahaha omg

that kid!

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And he looks pretty much the same now.

http://www.101lifestyle.com/images/celebs/joshua_john_miller/DCELEB-joshua%20john%20miller%20pics%20001.jpg
http://1.fwcdn.pl/p/25/97/102597/132422.1.jpg
http://www.thefancarpet.com/uploaded_assets/images/actor/2989/Joshua_John_Miller_28405_Medium.jpg

He was cute in Halloween III

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100409182303/halloweenmovie/images/8/86/Willie_Challis.jpg

but played to type in Near Dark

http://i1020.photobucket.com/albums/af323/ChillerPop/homer.jpg

Poor guy. Kirk Cameron and that snotnose from Whose the Boss are getting centerfold spreads in Teen Beat and Joshua John Miller gets immolated in Near Dark and typecast as that asshole kid.

omg Halloween 3! I loved that movie

I dunno, I think he made good choices considering the long run. Dude's got a much cooler legacy even if he will always be the mouthy asshole kid brother.

Ha ha, LL, I'm impressed that you manage to remember how to spell Marty Willson-Piper. (My former housemate had the most tortured and complicated, um... crush isn't even the right word, on him.)

Damn, this thread moves fast when I'm at work and can't answer.

I know the subject has moved on, but there was a throwaway comment up there that did kinda make me think, about the weird cognitive tricks that the mind plays on you, with regards to ageing.

Because it's funny, Blur *don't* look really young to me, on this thread. They look like, well, Blur. And I get the same thing when I look at pictures over the years of Thom Yorke - I can usually tell what year it is by his haircut, but I don't usually think "he looks really young there" even in the ones where he's like, 22. (OK, there's one where he's 15 that I think "jailbait... but still would.) I feel like I'm the age that I was when I first saw that photo, and he is about my age.

But then, with other actors posted on this thread, who are the same sort of age, I think "jesus christ, how can you perve over him, that is an CHILDE!"

But I think it doesn't happen with Blur and Radiohead, because I've been following them for 20 years, and they have kind of aged along with me. The same way that when I look at photos of my family from, like, 1985, I don't think "oh god we're all children" I just think "oh that's my cousin, I remember that Christmas."

Am I the only one that gets that? Does that particular cognitive trick only really work on people that you have been looking at (or looking at pictures at) continually for the whole of the aging process?

p.s. I don't like that porn star at all myself, but compared to what straight-porn dudes usually look like, yes, vast improvement.

loooool thank you! i loved the lower half of his face a lot!

He had a sassy mouth. And sassy things came out of it. Shame about the butt-chin, though.

Wait, one of the album covers, he was wearing a ponytail, so you could see his whole face!

(I remember this clearly, because my housemate had a photo of me sitting on the sofa, holding up said album cover pretending to be him.)

He was not bad looking. He was just hilariously pretentious. Romantic Gypsy Kin-gah and all.

Ha ha, Art Attack!

You can still only see half his face, mind. Just a different half from usual.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_vKD7WiDMrVM/TJNusLoeMqI/AAAAAAAABQM/Ultp8_VMPco/s1600/marty.jpg