no erasing thought bubbles or rearranging panels plz. this is supposed to be difficult.
complete archive here
― meme eisenhower (unregistered), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 14:37 (fourteen years ago) link
http://images.ucomics.com/comics/ga/1981/ga810104.gif
― meme eisenhower (unregistered), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 14:38 (fourteen years ago) link
http://images.ucomics.com/comics/ga/1982/ga820504.gif
― meme eisenhower (unregistered), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 14:42 (fourteen years ago) link
http://images.ucomics.com/comics/ga/1981/ga810204.gif
― meme eisenhower (unregistered), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 14:43 (fourteen years ago) link
http://images.ucomics.com/comics/ga/1988/ga881207.gif
yay thread!!
― surm, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 14:44 (fourteen years ago) link
:)
― meme eisenhower (unregistered), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 14:45 (fourteen years ago) link
http://images.ucomics.com/comics/ga/1981/ga811002.gif
― meme eisenhower (unregistered), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 14:46 (fourteen years ago) link
It should really be Jon in a straitjacket and padded room, but Jim Davis isn't willing to push the limits that far.
― ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 14:47 (fourteen years ago) link
it would be so badass if the very last Garfield strip went down that way. it'd sure beat Charles Schulz's maudlin "Charlie Brown, Linus, Lucy, how will I ever forget them" farewell, at any rate.
― meme eisenhower (unregistered), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 14:51 (fourteen years ago) link
lol health food store
― surm, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 15:24 (fourteen years ago) link
Arbuckle laced up in a padded room going, "Garfield, Odie, Nermal, how will I ever forget them?"
― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 17:27 (fourteen years ago) link
As Lyman and the veterinarian hold hands and watch the buildings collapse.
― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 17:28 (fourteen years ago) link
http://images.ucomics.com/comics/ga/1999/ga990304.gif
― gangsta hug (omar little), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 17:40 (fourteen years ago) link
― surm, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 17:44 (fourteen years ago) link
relevant:
http://images.ucomics.com/comics/ga/1983/ga830821.gif
― meme eisenhower (unregistered), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 18:22 (fourteen years ago) link
in the really, genuinely depressing category:
http://images.ucomics.com/comics/ga/1986/ga860201.gif
http://images.ucomics.com/comics/ga/1982/ga821202.gif
― meme eisenhower (unregistered), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 18:25 (fourteen years ago) link
http://images.ucomics.com/comics/ga/1982/ga820501.gif
― meme eisenhower (unregistered), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 18:26 (fourteen years ago) link
http://images.ucomics.com/comics/ga/1989/ga890116.gif
― meme eisenhower (unregistered), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 18:27 (fourteen years ago) link
http://images.ucomics.com/comics/ga/1984/ga840311.gif
http://images.ucomics.com/comics/ga/1979/ga790727.gif
― meme eisenhower (unregistered), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 18:28 (fourteen years ago) link
omg that mouse one!
for some reason i LOVE when garfield watches TV
― surm, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 18:29 (fourteen years ago) link
it's the piercing social commentary, surely.
― meme eisenhower (unregistered), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 18:50 (fourteen years ago) link
http://images.ucomics.com/comics/ga/1989/ga890109.gif
<3
― surm, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 20:31 (fourteen years ago) link
who's the other, non-Jon mustacheguy in that first strip?
― I used to like dem burgers boy (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 22:20 (fourteen years ago) link
Lyman was a friend of Jon's who lived with him for a while and was the original owner of Odie. He first appeared on August 7, 1978. However, he disappeared from the comic in 1983 and his disappearance was never fully elaborated upon. His last appearance in the strip was a cameo on Garfield's 10th Birthday June 19, 1988 where he appears in the title panel seated between Jon's Dad and Liz, he also appears in a flashback panel within the strip. Recently, Davis was forced to directly address the issue of 'What happened to Lyman?'. According to Davis, Lyman's original purpose was to be someone who Jon could actually talk to and express other ideas—a role more and more taken over by Garfield himself. Hence he was removed without explanation. The closest thing Davis has ever given to explain his absence is "Don't look in Jon's basement".
― gangsta hug (omar little), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 22:22 (fourteen years ago) link
In the Web game "Scary Scavenger Hunt" he's shown chained onto the wall in the basement of a haunted mansion as well as screaming in a bathtub upstairs (in a scene clearly referencing the "shower scene" in the film Psycho; even the screeching violins from the infamous scene are played here). In "Scary Scavenger Hunt 2", his head is found inside the kitchen oven.
just for posterity--this was the first thread i unbookmarked using the remove bkmk from this thread link
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 22:23 (fourteen years ago) link
just bkmk'ed your post there
― gangsta hug (omar little), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 22:25 (fourteen years ago) link
and yours there
― I used to like dem burgers boy (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 22:27 (fourteen years ago) link
lmao @ "bowling for meatloaf"
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 22:35 (fourteen years ago) link
these are actually....funny??
― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 22:36 (fourteen years ago) link
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y109/fez_/garfield.gif
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 22:56 (fourteen years ago) link
^^^ lolz 4 all time
― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 22:57 (fourteen years ago) link
the problem is i show stuff like that to friends of mine and LOL and then they think i have a mental problem
many more genuinely funny garfield strips here
Random Garfield Generator
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 23:03 (fourteen years ago) link
ilx 2007 vs ilx 2009
no that thread is the best
― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 23:04 (fourteen years ago) link
this thread is supposed to be unadulterated strips tho
― I used to like dem burgers boy (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 23:08 (fourteen years ago) link
― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 11 June 2009 00:48 (fourteen years ago) link
Like the guy who put the Barack Spock pic on the NO PHOTOSHOPS thread.
― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 11 June 2009 00:49 (fourteen years ago) link
http://images.ucomics.com/comics/ga/1982/ga820429.gif
― krots tphns (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, 11 June 2009 01:07 (fourteen years ago) link
also lol @ the middle 3 panelshttp://images.ucomics.com/comics/ga/1982/ga820509.gif
― krots tphns (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, 11 June 2009 01:08 (fourteen years ago) link
Yabba!Yabba!Yabba!
― meme eisenhower (unregistered), Thursday, 11 June 2009 01:13 (fourteen years ago) link
the middle 3 panels would be even more brilliant if they were presented as a regular weekday strip w/ no explanation or backstory whatsoever.
― meme eisenhower (unregistered), Thursday, 11 June 2009 01:14 (fourteen years ago) link
WOING!
I have fond memories of garfield eating jon & odie in a dream sequence but dunno how it holds up today.hi-concept one where garfield literally kicks odie into next week.
Also humongous 500lb ogreish year-one garfield visually hilarious by itself.
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 11 June 2009 01:16 (fourteen years ago) link
http://i55.tinypic.com/30c6fww.gif
(well I think it's funny...)
― the loneliness of the dexys midnight runner (unregistered), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 06:22 (twelve years ago) link
I remember being like 8 years old and laughing my head off at that exact strip (in a book)
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 06:38 (twelve years ago) link
i love this thread
your stupid random garfield strips can go fly a kite this is the real noise, man
― My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic (Princess TamTam), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 06:49 (twelve years ago) link
http://i51.tinypic.com/4t3ay0.gif
― the loneliness of the dexys midnight runner (unregistered), Thursday, 3 February 2011 22:18 (twelve years ago) link
http://i52.tinypic.com/1256owm.gif
― the loneliness of the dexys midnight runner (unregistered), Thursday, 3 February 2011 22:19 (twelve years ago) link
http://i51.tinypic.com/161ck0x.gif
http://i54.tinypic.com/xlw7dj.jpg
http://i54.tinypic.com/29x65a1.gif
― the loneliness of the dexys midnight runner (unregistered), Thursday, 3 February 2011 22:21 (twelve years ago) link
http://i52.tinypic.com/30kqfzn.jpg
― the loneliness of the dexys midnight runner (unregistered), Thursday, 3 February 2011 22:26 (twelve years ago) link
Hmmm, so what was the artist really saying here
http://i.snag.gy/xUeWM.jpg
― pplains, Monday, 4 November 2013 22:27 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/gKSlPl7.gif
I'm not sure if this is Jim Davis releasing 30 years of pent-up self loathing or Jim Davis's ghostwriter outing himself as a sleeper agent for the anti-Garfield cabal, but I like it.
― the geographibebebe (unregistered), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 17:04 (eight years ago) link
https://twitter.com/dendycrew/status/572233571303358465
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 17:24 (eight years ago) link
Oh my god.
― The Freewheelin' Denny Dillon (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 17:26 (eight years ago) link
lolwut
― the geographibebebe (unregistered), Thursday, 28 May 2015 17:53 (eight years ago) link
haw
unreg, just stumbled across your dodgy shag story of a profile, top work
― an absolute feast of hardcore fanboy LOLs surrounding (imago), Thursday, 28 May 2015 18:03 (eight years ago) link
lol @ the one pplains posted
― frogbs, Thursday, 28 May 2015 18:20 (eight years ago) link
ha, thanks (xpost). I'm not sure what impulse led me to research the dimensions of cormorants in the fall of 2013, but there must have been a reason for it. ilx profiles are a sorely underappreciated art, but I saw a really good one the other day (just wish I could remember whose)
― the geographibebebe (unregistered), Thursday, 28 May 2015 18:25 (eight years ago) link
http://images.ucomics.com/comics/ga/1995/ga950724.gif
― soref, Friday, 29 May 2015 09:11 (eight years ago) link
really just the last panel and that cronenbergian jug thing
http://images.ucomics.com/comics/ga/1995/ga950316.gif
― soref, Friday, 29 May 2015 09:16 (eight years ago) link
^^ Pretty good "Garfield Speech Balloons Removed" strip on its own!
― pplains, Friday, 29 May 2015 13:14 (eight years ago) link
Garfield is actually terrified because Jon has taken to filling the creamer with dog cum.
― Dr. Demento's A Thousand And One Parodic Nights (Old Lunch), Friday, 29 May 2015 13:27 (eight years ago) link
I remember reading the cum drinking strip as a child and being confused
― soref, Friday, 29 May 2015 14:02 (eight years ago) link
I'd be way more concerned if a child wasn't confused by that strip.
― Dr. Demento's A Thousand And One Parodic Nights (Old Lunch), Friday, 29 May 2015 14:47 (eight years ago) link
I'm pretty sure I got it. Why wouldn't a kid know about semen?
― Frederik B, Friday, 29 May 2015 14:49 (eight years ago) link
https://vampyrefangs.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/garfield-2.gif
― ... (Eazy), Sunday, 14 June 2015 03:59 (eight years ago) link
this is a surprisingly good thread, ilx should be put in charge of editing a one-volume "all the funny garfield strips" edition.
― here i am in the land of large breakfasts (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 14 June 2015 15:02 (eight years ago) link
http://images.ucomics.com/comics/ga/1996/ga960119.gif
― soref, Sunday, 14 June 2015 19:11 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/riNPe7n.jpg
― pplains, Saturday, 11 February 2017 03:30 (six years ago) link
i knew i shouldn't have clicked
― mookieproof, Saturday, 11 February 2017 03:32 (six years ago) link
The good news is that you can see my images.
― pplains, Saturday, 11 February 2017 03:46 (six years ago) link
wtf no lasagna *smashes cup*
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 11 February 2017 03:58 (six years ago) link
― Frederik B, Friday, 29 May 2015 14:49 (one year ago)
typical scando-ilx
― lazy rascals, spending their substance, and more, in riotous living (Merdeyeux), Saturday, 11 February 2017 06:04 (six years ago) link
Why is an anthropomorphic cow slapping Jon? Why is the punchline revolving around the fact that he burned the patties? Shouldn’t the cow be mad about him eating cows in general? Why isn’t Jon terrified at the sight of this monstrosity? Why does this comic exist? pic.twitter.com/SwFFYn1sm0— Garf Gab (@GarfieldFanArt) September 28, 2018
― soref, Friday, 28 September 2018 19:35 (five years ago) link
they're much better when acted out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhTjEk9nr3Q&list=PLF54E9FFC80199CFB&index=18
― frogbs, Friday, 28 September 2018 19:39 (five years ago) link
http://picayune.uclick.com/comics/ga/2018/ga180112.gif
how did the mouse get a mouse-sized phone tho
― riposte malone (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 10 November 2018 13:17 (five years ago) link
Just a reminder that Mike Pence has an office full of Garfield memorabilia, including signed posters pic.twitter.com/Hxnc617rB0— MrKireko (@MrKireko) February 5, 2019
― whoa is me (stevie), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 11:28 (four years ago) link
woah
― nxd, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 11:33 (four years ago) link
v on-brand for noted weird mutant mike pence
― Calgary customer Elvis Cavalic (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 11:36 (four years ago) link
Full disclosure: I also have a framed sketch of Garfield addressing me by name. I think this might just be a Hoosier thing. But also I was ten at the time, so
― But people get sick on earth in their human form (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 14:48 (four years ago) link
just one of the many uncanny parallels between you and mike pence iirc
― Calgary customer Elvis Cavalic (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 14:49 (four years ago) link
I swear to god if you make one more crack about my stark white dummy hair
― But people get sick on earth in their human form (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 14:50 (four years ago) link
great now i'm gonna hear "showroom dummies" as that for the rest of my life
― |Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 14:57 (four years ago) link
noooooo
― Calgary customer Elvis Cavalic (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 15:04 (four years ago) link
Jim Davis is a native of Indianapolis.
It's no excuse, but it does provide context.
― pplains, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 15:08 (four years ago) link
Boy there's a big difference between "Factory Garfield" and "Jim Davis Garfield"
https://i.imgur.com/Z1gX6jx.jpg
― pplains, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 15:12 (four years ago) link
Never noticed that his ears connect directly above where his eyes squeeze together.
What a freak. Put him down.
― pplains, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 15:13 (four years ago) link
Not Indianapolis per se but not too far. He lives within almost literal spitting distance of my family homestead so it wasn't uncommon to just like see him disheveled and shopping at the mall or something, presumably while his staff was hard at work on the latest Garfield strip.
― But people get sick on earth in their human form (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 15:19 (four years ago) link
https://images.lookhuman.com/render/standard/0001088688282408/3600-athletic_gray-md-t-live-laugh-lasagna.png
― brownie, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 15:43 (four years ago) link
Hate to say it, but if your capital city and largest city also contains the state's name, everyone's just going to think of the two as one and the same.
Unless there's a cool city up the way like Tulsa.
― pplains, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 16:26 (four years ago) link
still not sure whats going on here
https://i.imgur.com/gPBjCZA.gif
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 16:27 (four years ago) link
Jon is so racist he can't stop feeling disgusted by Asians even hours later.
― Tuomas, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 16:43 (four years ago) link
Really though, there's such established cartoon tropes to signify someone has eaten something too hot (face turning red, smoke coming out of the mouth/ears, etc) that it's really mystifying whoever drew that didn't just use them.
― Tuomas, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 16:49 (four years ago) link
I never realized one loses their hair when they eat spicy food.
― pplains, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 17:31 (four years ago) link