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http://invisibleoranges.com/images/detail-cattledecapitation-carcasscar.gif

check out the dude from cattle decap's car lol

roxymuzak, Monday, 26 January 2009 04:00 (ten years ago) link

smug motherfucker

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 26 January 2009 04:03 (ten years ago) link

wouldnt u be???

hes cute imo

roxymuzak, Monday, 26 January 2009 04:04 (ten years ago) link

omg does his car say "carcass" loooooooooooool

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 26 January 2009 04:05 (ten years ago) link

ok DUH! haw

roxymuzak, Monday, 26 January 2009 04:07 (ten years ago) link

i was just like hey he has a fly car lol

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 26 January 2009 04:11 (ten years ago) link

haw is he drinking ZIMA

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 26 January 2009 04:11 (ten years ago) link

what a pro

roxymuzak, Monday, 26 January 2009 04:12 (ten years ago) link

at WHAT!

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 26 January 2009 04:15 (ten years ago) link

cultivating all this borderline douchey behavior but making it seem kinda cool???? who else does this besides our own joe shea

roxymuzak, Monday, 26 January 2009 04:20 (ten years ago) link

lol i have known like 3 travis ryan's in my life

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 26 January 2009 04:29 (ten years ago) link

were they douches?

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 26 January 2009 04:29 (ten years ago) link

yes

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 26 January 2009 04:29 (ten years ago) link

love this blog and also lol at this band called MESOMORPH

http://testyourmetal.blogspot.com/2008/12/before-there-was-testing-for-steroids.html

roxymuzak, Monday, 26 January 2009 05:32 (ten years ago) link

well since you asked apparently cato from enslaved makes his living doing outdoorsy shit like teaching people orienteering, etc

― roxymuzak, Monday, January 26, 2009 4:54 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

i <3 that u know these things

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 26 January 2009 06:11 (ten years ago) link

tbh though that kinda shit is the only metal news im ever up on

roxymuzak, Monday, 26 January 2009 06:12 (ten years ago) link

then DO I HAVE A THREAD FOR YOU

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 26 January 2009 06:13 (ten years ago) link

lemme rephrase that: the only metal news i really could give an F to be up on atm

roxymuzak, Monday, 26 January 2009 06:14 (ten years ago) link

WAU

roxymuzak, Saturday, 31 January 2009 03:38 (ten years ago) link

yes

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 31 January 2009 03:39 (ten years ago) link

i'm mystified that there's no corpse paint on the rest of her

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 31 January 2009 03:55 (ten years ago) link

This isn't a lol only, but:

Opeth and Enslaved will tour North America together in May. Confirmed dates include:

5/1 Sayreville, NJ @ Starland Ballroom
5/2 Boston, MA @ House of Blues
5/3 Montreal, QC @ Medley
5/4 Toronto, ON @ Sound Academy
5/5 Millvale, PA @ Mr. Small's
5/6 Chicago, IL @ House of Blues
5/8 Omaha, NE @ Sokol Auditorium
5/9 Boulder, CO @ Fox Theatre
5/11 Boise, ID @ Knitting Factory
5/12 Portland, OR @ Roseland Theatre
5/13 Chico, CA @ Senator Theatre
5/14 San Francisco, CA @ The Grand Ballroom
5/15 Pomona, CA @ The Glasshouse
5/16 Los Angeles, CA @ Avalon
5/17 Tucson, AZ @ Rialto Theatre
5/19 San Antonio, TX @ Scout Bar
5/20 Oklahoma City, OK @ Diamond Ballroom
5/21 Memphis, TN @ New Daisy Theatre
5/22 Knoxville, TN @ Bijou Theatre
5/23 Columbus, OH @ Newport Music Hall
5/24 Detroit, MI @ Emerald Theater
5/26 New York, NY @ Grand Ballroom/Hammerstein
5/27 Washington, DC @ 9:30 Club

The Knoxville date...IS MY BIRTHDAY.

http://www.bellydanceroftheuniverse.com/bduc2002/2-6-little-winner2002.jpg

roxymuzak, Saturday, 31 January 2009 21:41 (ten years ago) link

http://invisibleoranges.com/images/detail-cattledecapitation-carcasscar.gif

is this al3x 1n NYC

and what, Saturday, 31 January 2009 21:43 (ten years ago) link

Yeah, 2000 hairs ago.

roxymuzak, Saturday, 31 January 2009 21:44 (ten years ago) link

5/19 San Antonio, TX @ Scout Bar

i will be at this show so hard btw

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 31 January 2009 22:36 (ten years ago) link

<3<3<3<3<3<3 It is so awesome. I can erase memory of the last time I saw Enslaved, and I can generate a new one.

roxymuzak, Saturday, 31 January 2009 22:37 (ten years ago) link

Also this blog is awesome:

http://testyourmetal.blogspot.com/

roxymuzak, Sunday, 1 February 2009 10:12 (ten years ago) link

FEATURING LIVE JAZZ isn't v metal

The Reverend, Sunday, 1 February 2009 10:16 (ten years ago) link

someone doesn't GET IT

roxymuzak, Sunday, 1 February 2009 10:19 (ten years ago) link

http://roxymuzak.blogspot.com/2009/02/i-had-very-metal-brunch-this-morning.html

^^^^^^

― roxymuzak, Sunday, February 1, 2009 5:07 AM (14 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

:D

<3

as much dandelion as you can put in there (latebloomer), Sunday, 1 February 2009 19:54 (ten years ago) link

haha \m/

Whiney G. Weingarten, Sunday, 1 February 2009 20:03 (ten years ago) link

sculptor of grits

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 1 February 2009 20:10 (ten years ago) link

Haha, I linked TestYourMetal twice, sorry y'all.

roxymuzak, Sunday, 1 February 2009 21:48 (ten years ago) link

ok this was the wikimedia commons picture of the day???

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/fb/Metalmania_2007_TYR_Terji_Skibenas_001.jpg/250px-Metalmania_2007_TYR_Terji_Skibenas_001.jpg

it's terji from tyr lol

roxymuzak, Friday, 6 February 2009 23:33 (ten years ago) link

Deutsch: Der Gitarrist Terji Skibenæs der Metalband Týr von den Färöern
English: Terji Skibenas from Týr during Metalmania 2007 festival
Español: El guitarrista Terji Skibenæs, del grupo de Heavy metal Týr, originario de las Islas Feroe.
Suomi: Týr-yhtyeen kitaristi Terji Skibenas soittamassa Metalmania 2007 festivaaleilla.

roxymuzak, Friday, 6 February 2009 23:39 (ten years ago) link

de las Islas Feroe

I didn't know he was Faroese.

roxymuzak, Friday, 6 February 2009 23:39 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

i hope and what assassinates dani filth tonight

lol (roxymuzak), Saturday, 21 February 2009 04:40 (ten years ago) link

how root

its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 21 February 2009 07:03 (ten years ago) link

i kick it root down

lol (roxymuzak), Saturday, 21 February 2009 18:16 (ten years ago) link

in a word: powerlols

http://www.metal-archives.com/band.php?id=5252

"unblack" i.e. christian black metal band, that is clearly nazi obsessed

WELL DONT THAT BEAT ALL

lol (roxymuzak), Sunday, 22 February 2009 08:47 (ten years ago) link

"When the band was known as Vitality (Nor) they played Death Metal. They changed their name to 'Drottnar' when they started playing Viking Black Metal, but by the time they released Anamorphosis they had become a Technical Black Metal band."

PICK YOUR PATH AND I'LL PRAY

lol (roxymuzak), Sunday, 22 February 2009 08:48 (ten years ago) link

it annoys me that people say "cattle decap"

but now i think some people say CAT CAP

the styles are a lie (roxymuzak), Saturday, 28 February 2009 21:44 (ten years ago) link

and i am going tot his, lol @ the name: http://www.supremebrutality.com/fest/runningorder.html

the styles are a lie (roxymuzak), Saturday, 28 February 2009 21:52 (ten years ago) link

TO this

the styles are a lie (roxymuzak), Saturday, 28 February 2009 21:52 (ten years ago) link

c dat cat decap

its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 28 February 2009 22:53 (ten years ago) link

http://i40.tinypic.com/2im0z7k.jpg

and what, Sunday, 1 March 2009 00:02 (ten years ago) link

cant see it u_u

ill draw it in txt 4u


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and what, Sunday, 1 March 2009 00:10 (ten years ago) link

also scott seward if you are reading plz get in touch re: solo bass dude discussed upthread. do you have his email address????

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Sunday, 10 November 2013 18:15 (six years ago) link

what a terrible post

obie stompin' moby (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 10 November 2013 18:50 (six years ago) link

its weak as fuck (i mean, p sure everyone in the world loves drama. lol @ the reasons: "it's funny!" -- insightful! never thought of that!!), plz dont take my link as an endorsement of the "article"!! only of the lols induced by the anti blake judd shirt

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Sunday, 10 November 2013 19:30 (six years ago) link

rip blabbermouth covers upthread

Bart get out I'm piss (am0n), Tuesday, 12 November 2013 16:50 (six years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KczIvnTTDAM

Bart get out I'm piss (am0n), Wednesday, 13 November 2013 17:20 (six years ago) link

its not a lol but i recently deleted a member of glorior belli from my fb friends list because he was going on about "hook-nosed fags" etc :/

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 13 November 2013 19:04 (six years ago) link

i dont know why im surprised anymore by anything

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 13 November 2013 19:04 (six years ago) link

just going to watch the video amon posted and learn something i guess

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 13 November 2013 19:05 (six years ago) link

srsly? if I ever find the one Glorior Belli cd I one I'm trading it from my Madden team breaking it when I get home

Lesbian has fucking riffs for days (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 13 November 2013 20:33 (six years ago) link

honestly tho reading an interview with 95% of my favorite bands almost always leads me to disappointment :/. though Satyr's were always delightfully moronic.

Lesbian has fucking riffs for days (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 13 November 2013 20:34 (six years ago) link

yum

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Friday, 15 November 2013 21:48 (six years ago) link

three months pass...

ambivalent about whether this is lol (wasn't my joke):

Bosom: Great name for an all female Burzum cover band.

sarahell, Monday, 17 February 2014 23:26 (five years ago) link

BUZUM

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Monday, 17 February 2014 23:27 (five years ago) link

four months pass...

ok so i hesitate to post this on "metal" lols but

Vince Neil Is Being Followed By Dark Energy That He Believes Has Been Causing Devastating Consequences in His Life

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Saturday, 28 June 2014 13:53 (five years ago) link

the comments are pretty lol

ⓢⓗⓘⓣ (am0n), Sunday, 29 June 2014 20:38 (five years ago) link

Dave K Jackman
Shout at the devil come on dabble in it it will come to bite ya you should be in prision for kill razzel in that drunk driving get a clue
Friday at 8:51pm

ⓢⓗⓘⓣ (am0n), Sunday, 29 June 2014 20:50 (five years ago) link

lmao dave k jackman otm

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Monday, 30 June 2014 03:20 (five years ago) link

come on dabble in it it will come to bite ya

ⓢⓗⓘⓣ (am0n), Monday, 30 June 2014 14:54 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://i.imgur.com/VOc65xL.jpg

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 19 July 2014 22:04 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

http://i50.tinypic.com/2mfhjsx.jpg

am0n, Wednesday, 10 September 2014 22:45 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BoWC0h_IIAAZA-e.jpg

💻 👀 (am0n), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 19:24 (five years ago) link

XTREME WKIW

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 19:25 (five years ago) link

when life has ceased in margaritaville

💻 👀 (am0n), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 19:48 (five years ago) link

hahaha i stood behind that dude so much at MDF!!!

jello my future biafriend (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 20:24 (five years ago) link

i may have taken that picture?

jello my future biafriend (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 20:24 (five years ago) link

XD

💻 👀 (am0n), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 21:18 (five years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/v/x7Y2DCIC3SU&feature=player_embedded&fs=1&hl=en#!

― mythical mickey rourke jacket (latebloomer), Friday, July 13, 2012 5:19 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yes i

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, July 14, 2012 6:16 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yes i

― the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Sunday, July 15, 2012 3:41 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

jello my future biafriend (roxymuzak), Monday, 6 October 2014 21:41 (five years ago) link

Dave K Jackman
Shout at the devil come on dabble in it it will come to bite ya you should be in prision for kill razzel in that drunk driving get a clue
Friday at 8:51pm

― ⓢⓗⓘⓣ (am0n), Sunday, June 29, 2014 4:50 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

jello my future biafriend (roxymuzak), Monday, 6 October 2014 21:42 (five years ago) link

sorry no news just reliving 1 glory day

jello my future biafriend (roxymuzak), Monday, 6 October 2014 21:42 (five years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/v/x7Y2DCIC3SU&feature=player_embedded&fs=1&hl=en#!

― mythical mickey rourke jacket (latebloomer), Friday, July 13, 2012 5:19 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yes i

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, July 14, 2012 6:16 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yes i

― the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Sunday, July 15, 2012 3:41 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i think abt this often

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 7 October 2014 17:16 (five years ago) link

Dave K Jackman
Ozzy did likd rick ruben said when they started recording he played the first two albums for the m and said we have to be there ozzy probly said i was stoned there got stoned made a good ablum big deal sharon you have more money kids have more money ozzy still the same.imagine where shed be with out him wearing te pants in that famiy bring the money in fighting to run sony or he dads old biz
December 19, 2013 at 10:49pm

kernel poo (am0n), Tuesday, 7 October 2014 17:51 (five years ago) link

Dave K Jackman · Top Commenter
Should write a song about how he od and died i think he started this project case crue cant write the hits cause the real nixx sixx isnt in the band that wrote them vinces bro is writeing them for crue
Reply · · September 29, 2013 at 12:09pm

kernel poo (am0n), Tuesday, 7 October 2014 17:53 (five years ago) link

http://oi59.tinypic.com/30ijryc.jpg

kernel poo (am0n), Tuesday, 7 October 2014 17:54 (five years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6jz8slzG5Q

kernel poo (am0n), Tuesday, 7 October 2014 20:29 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

hahahahaha

jello my future biafriend (roxymuzak), Friday, 14 November 2014 02:19 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

blabbermouth cracking down on hotlinking these days.

how's life, Thursday, 4 December 2014 18:41 (five years ago) link

oh well it was just a pic of venom w/ aging skullet

internet explorer (am0n), Thursday, 4 December 2014 18:43 (five years ago) link

six months pass...
two months pass...

been listening to this recently. metal 1992 lols start around 20:00 mark

http://www.chunklet.com/images/upload/6/audio_file/01%20Derek.mp3

am0n, Thursday, 20 August 2015 14:53 (four years ago) link

Hell yeah. Always a good listen.

how's life, Thursday, 20 August 2015 15:04 (four years ago) link

one year passes...

http://i.imgur.com/lKNkWfR.png

am0n, Thursday, 26 January 2017 19:09 (two years ago) link

Hahaha

Anthology of Literature's Finest Penis Descriptions (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 26 January 2017 20:18 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWbB53ZnsRg

dollar general (am0n), Friday, 3 March 2017 23:23 (two years ago) link

six months pass...

The new Wolves in the Throne Room... Holy shit...

― Loud guitars shit all over "Bette Davis Eyes" (NYCNative), Tuesday, September 12, 2017 4:56 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

That bad, eh?

― Siegbran, Tuesday, September 12, 2017 5:56 PM (ten minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

imago, Tuesday, 12 September 2017 18:07 (two years ago) link


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