ROLLING HARDMAN THREAD 2009

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would buy a "tough guys of ilx" calendar if the proceeds went to charity

lol

this charity?

http://www.hardmantrust.org.uk/img/banner-contact.png

loooooool

http://i.holmesdale.net/n/logo.png

sending treeship some glossy photos of me in boxer briefs and one of those desktop calendars to help fuel his imagination

I hope the writer of the LA weekly piece chokes on a pretzel. Not lethally, but enough to give him a good scare and maybe embarass him a little.

― Treeship, Saturday, June 18, 2016 11:43 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

softman

That is very very specific.

its good as hell

finding a hard man?

k3v3ry ok.

Always entertaining to watch one of ILX's biggest misogynists pretend to care about women.

― Cumstaun (Phil D.), Tuesday, October 4, 2016 12:16 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

eat shit, dick

― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, October 4, 2016 12:17 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

stoner

yeah i so fuckin' hate women, wow, you got me

― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, October 4, 2016 12:22 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I love that it took you less than a minute after I posted to fly over here and see what someone might have said about you.

― Cumstaun (Phil D.), Tuesday, October 4, 2016 12:29 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's a full life

when shall we meet?

― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, October 4, 2016 12:32 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

stoner

If that deadspin article wasn't talking about ruining peoples lives just for the hell of it, it would be laughable. It can only discuss this in the terms of 'journalistic policy' and what people think in 'the field of journalism'. The self-obsession amongst these dipshits is so immense that it can't for one minute enter their minds, that this might actually have been a question about art and literature, and should be up to fans, critics and academics to figure out. No, this is a journalistic question, so here's how the most important people in the world, the journalists, should think about it. I honestly hope some stupid billionaire sues this piece of shit publication into oblivion as well, the world would be so much better without these assholes running around.

― Frederik B, Tuesday, October 4, 2016 1:58 PM (three hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

OI MEMBA BURIAL WAS SOME BLOKE INNA HOODIE INNIT

wrong thread

otm

best thoughts to you & yr friend

If that deadspin article wasn't talking about ruining peoples lives just for the hell of it, it would be laughable. It can only discuss this in the terms of 'journalistic policy' and what people think in 'the field of journalism'. The self-obsession amongst these dipshits is so immense that it can't for one minute enter their minds, that this might actually have been a question about art and literature, and should be up to fans, critics and academics to figure out. No, this is a journalistic question, so here's how the most important people in the world, the journalists, should think about it. *I honestly hope some stupid billionaire sues this piece of shit publication into oblivion as well, the world would be so much better without these assholes running around.*

― Frederik B, Tuesday, October 4, 2016 1:58 PM (three hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I will never leave California

― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 22 November 2016 18:30 (four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

rolling softman really

have you ever been to Bakersfield?

stopped at a burger king there once

Should have went to Dell taco

the Denny's was kinda scary. It was the tensest, most miserable-feeling Denny's I'd ever been to.

Also Trump Country.

the Denny's I went to as a kid was on the verge of closing years ago and moved up the date by two weeks because someone shot two people in the entryway

what about Denny's brings out the worst in people?

the Denny's in my home town was always a happy place.

One time, the other color copier guy and I walked down from Kinko's to Denny's in a snowstorm. We weren't really friends, but we were kinda stuck for awhile. The waitresses were getting ready to be snowed in too. We all traded neckties that night and drank free coffee.

one thing i love about NJ is the ubiquitous diners in absence of Denny's

does anyone ever hardman in a waffle house

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uHWvVo-wzk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMKP_HxRkzs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMKP_HxRkzs

I've never been so happy to see dead vermin. I leaned over to one roach who was shuffling off on his back and whispered "I'm glad you're dead" into his ear.

― Neanderthal, Wednesday, November 23, 2016 3:31 PM (four days ago)

“flappy bird vs gabbneb: slap battle” is not something I should be remotely interested in, but I’ve had worse impulses

― El Tomboto, Thursday, March 29, 2018 4:40 AM (fifteen hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I would bring a knife

― flappy bird, Thursday, March 29, 2018 4:43 AM (fourteen hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Friday, May 18, 2018 8:01 PM (yesterday)

Fuck you

― El Tomboto, Saturday, May 19, 2018 12:42 AM (fourteen hours ago)

tombot's rage against the machine

Not that unusual for malfunctioning govt employees to rail against the System

I think I might be a host

To the thieving scumbag who stole my grandaughter's bread rolls and cheese slices from her tent at Leeds Festival. I hope they choke you.

— Viv Williams 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 (@vivlives001) August 26, 2018

ffs mom

A proportionate and perhaps even restrained response to cheese slice thievery, imo.

HANGING'S TOO GOOD

anyone who chooses to attend a music festival without planning to survive on nothing but drugs, booze and mouthfuls of mud deserves everything they get tbh

eeee in my day we thought ourselves lucky if the tent was still there. kids these days don't know they're born etc

rolling hardmom thread

st. john's ambulance will always give you a tomato cup-a-soup

*hardnan xp

Morbs quoting Taibbi quoting Tracey is like the end of days. Or sunday. It's more like every fucking sunday.

― Frederik B, Sunday, March 17, 2019 10:54 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

still waiting for the Sunday where you have an industrial accident

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, March 17, 2019 10:56 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink