ROLLING HARDMAN THREAD 2009

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damn tombot u on fire tonite!

hardman admin, Saturday, 17 January 2009 03:22 (ten years ago) link

way to hide behind anonymous admin name there big fella

non-ironic safety helmet wearer (John Justen), Saturday, 17 January 2009 03:32 (ten years ago) link

nah dude hardman admin is my new login

hardman admin, Saturday, 17 January 2009 03:33 (ten years ago) link

yeah that's certainly the most shameful abuse of mod privileges I've seen all day

:ᴥ: (Curt1s Stephens), Saturday, 17 January 2009 03:33 (ten years ago) link

captn-binge-n-ban locked the last thread and moved it to thread dump so we needed a new one

gr8080, Saturday, 17 January 2009 03:34 (ten years ago) link

oops fucked up already :(

gr8080, Saturday, 17 January 2009 03:34 (ten years ago) link

hey gr8080 dont worry i just made it easier for you to keep your usernames straight.

non-ironic safety helmet wearer (John Justen), Saturday, 17 January 2009 03:44 (ten years ago) link

chelives1986 (9:55:18 PM): i want beef jerky x 10 right now
roxymuzak (9:58:26 PM): 10 beef jerkies or your desire is the size of 10 normal desires
roxymuzak (9:58:33 PM): clarification needed
chelives1986 (10:01:06 PM): i have the beef jerky desire of 10 macho men randy savages
roxymuzak (10:01:11 PM): !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
roxymuzak (10:01:19 PM): diagnosis: you gotta get that jerky
chelives1986 (10:01:19 PM): ohhhhhhhhh yeah

roxymuzak, Saturday, 17 January 2009 03:51 (ten years ago) link

oh sorry that doesnt really belong here

roxymuzak, Saturday, 17 January 2009 03:51 (ten years ago) link

no thats pretty hardman

s1ocki, Saturday, 17 January 2009 03:59 (ten years ago) link

Friday, January 16, 2009 10:24 PM 1 pWN 3v3Ry+h1n G!!!1 User El Tomboto has been Yellow Carded
STOP DRINKING!!!! PUT DOWN THE BOTTLE!!!!!
REASON: intervention

omg

roxymuzak, Saturday, 17 January 2009 04:02 (ten years ago) link

Friday, January 16, 2009 10:25 PM 1 pWN 3v3Ry+h1n G!!!1 User TOMBOT has been Yellow Carded

usin' my board mod privs to yellow card you for the lulz!

scourge of cords (Z S), Saturday, 17 January 2009 04:06 (ten years ago) link

Rolling a hardman.

Carne Meshuggah (libcrypt), Saturday, 17 January 2009 04:07 (ten years ago) link

Man if I had board mod privs there would be lulz all over the place

scourge of cords (Z S), Saturday, 17 January 2009 04:10 (ten years ago) link

http://i41.tinypic.com/2u62qtf.jpg

scourge of cords (Z S), Saturday, 17 January 2009 04:11 (ten years ago) link

because of the part where the subject of conversation, who is a private citizen as opposed to a celebrity or other public figure, has their picture posted and their career discussed without being around to say "hi, I left the board for a reason, could you please take my picture down, and find something else to talk about, thank you"

I realize this is really hard for you internet age kids with your facebook pages but stalking ex-posters is actually still not cool
stalking people and blogging about your stalking of people is pretty ethan-level scary/lame anyway but really, these people don't post here any more. Why do you think that is and why do you think it would be remotely appropriate to start posting their fucking resume here complete with pictures?

I thought libcrypt and a few other people would know better but RONG AGANE

is there any other topic you'd like me to fucking big bird for you?

― TOMBOT, Sunday, January 25, 2009 2:12 PM (34 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

xhaki (libcrypt), Sunday, 25 January 2009 22:47 (ten years ago) link

It's "happy hour" in DC.

xhaki (libcrypt), Sunday, 25 January 2009 22:48 (ten years ago) link

ethan-level scary lame

roxymuzak, Sunday, 25 January 2009 22:48 (ten years ago) link

esl

roxymuzak, Sunday, 25 January 2009 22:49 (ten years ago) link

kind of happy but mostly sad hour

Come! let's visit the fruit people (tron), Sunday, 25 January 2009 22:57 (ten years ago) link

I have no idea who any of the people they were talking about in that thread were, so I kinda enjoyed the ethan level scary lame (ELSL?) research.

DJ Khaledonian Thistle (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 25 January 2009 22:58 (ten years ago) link

im not really sure that posting links to articles in national fake newspapers counts as stalking

8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Sunday, 25 January 2009 23:00 (ten years ago) link

national-fake newspapers-level ethan-lame

ice cr?m, Sunday, 25 January 2009 23:25 (ten years ago) link

RON GAGNE

jordy (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 25 January 2009 23:32 (ten years ago) link

fucking big bird?

eman, Monday, 26 January 2009 01:39 (ten years ago) link

thing is theres been tons of threads like that in the past, even ones tageting specific posters, and seriously no one ever gave a shit

so why is tombot caring about this one now, aside from like one post he had ish with

roxymuzak, Monday, 26 January 2009 02:40 (ten years ago) link

i kinda like the new version tho

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 26 January 2009 03:00 (ten years ago) link

my favorite apart about this place is how in between my post and the admin log explanation of "eman otm" you still cannot figure out why it was moved to thread dump and locked

TOMBOT, Monday, 26 January 2009 04:04 (ten years ago) link

also libcrypt that is officially gr8080's only joke, please don't take it away from him

TOMBOT, Monday, 26 January 2009 04:05 (ten years ago) link

yeah if gr8080 is known for something its certainly being one-note, tiresome and unlikeable

roxymuzak, Monday, 26 January 2009 04:06 (ten years ago) link

and yeah i really kinda dont "follow" the admin log like its a newsfeed lol

roxymuzak, Monday, 26 January 2009 04:07 (ten years ago) link

I consider everybody on ILX except for like dan perry & abbott to be one-note, tiresome and unlikeable

TOMBOT, Monday, 26 January 2009 04:11 (ten years ago) link

I will now ban myself for a week

TOMBOT, Monday, 26 January 2009 04:11 (ten years ago) link

should be a thesaurus entry for "lol" for times like these, that are special

roxymuzak, Monday, 26 January 2009 04:11 (ten years ago) link

xpost

roxymuzak, Monday, 26 January 2009 04:12 (ten years ago) link

Why do you want to admin a place where you hate everyone? (xp)

Surfjan Stevens (libcrypt), Monday, 26 January 2009 04:12 (ten years ago) link

rofl lmao funny haha omg lmfao wtf lawl laugh roflmao lolz laughing noob roflcopter internet sex rotfl gay owned 1337 lulz fuck pwned n00b pwn cool omfg xd ass brb hehe awesome acronym aim stfu shit zomg wow loud out laugh out loud penis lollerskates nigger msn stupid slang lolol leet rotflmao

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 26 January 2009 04:13 (ten years ago) link

xxp

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 26 January 2009 04:13 (ten years ago) link

btw i take no responsibility for urbanthesaurus.com

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 26 January 2009 04:14 (ten years ago) link

If there were only two people on ILX I liked I think it would get pretty quickly too tiresome to stay, regardless of my role.

Surfjan Stevens (libcrypt), Monday, 26 January 2009 04:15 (ten years ago) link

can i be a mod since i'm otm

eman, Monday, 26 January 2009 04:16 (ten years ago) link

with respect emanbot doesn't have the same ring to it

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 26 January 2009 04:16 (ten years ago) link

yes it does

eman, Monday, 26 January 2009 04:19 (ten years ago) link

hardeman lolbot experience

Surfjan Stevens (libcrypt), Monday, 26 January 2009 04:20 (ten years ago) link

http://i41.tinypic.com/2n7wvb.jpg

ice cr?m, Monday, 26 January 2009 04:20 (ten years ago) link

emon

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 26 January 2009 04:21 (ten years ago) link

m0n ami

eman, Monday, 26 January 2009 04:21 (ten years ago) link

http://majesticrecord.com/_wizardimages/Hardman.jpg

velko, Monday, 26 January 2009 04:32 (ten years ago) link

would buy a "tough guys of ilx" calendar if the proceeds went to charity

Treeship, Friday, 3 June 2016 19:24 (three years ago) link

lol

nakhchivan, Friday, 3 June 2016 19:59 (three years ago) link

this charity?

http://www.hardmantrust.org.uk/img/banner-contact.png

mario vargis loosa (wins), Friday, 3 June 2016 20:08 (three years ago) link

loooooool

de l'asshole (flopson), Friday, 3 June 2016 20:11 (three years ago) link

http://i.holmesdale.net/n/logo.png

nakhchivan, Friday, 3 June 2016 20:14 (three years ago) link

sending treeship some glossy photos of me in boxer briefs and one of those desktop calendars to help fuel his imagination

μpright mammal (mh), Friday, 3 June 2016 20:39 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

I hope the writer of the LA weekly piece chokes on a pretzel. Not lethally, but enough to give him a good scare and maybe embarass him a little.

― Treeship, Saturday, June 18, 2016 11:43 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

mookieproof, Sunday, 19 June 2016 04:46 (three years ago) link

softman

μpright mammal (mh), Sunday, 19 June 2016 05:32 (three years ago) link

That is very very specific.

i believe that (s)he is sincere (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 19 June 2016 06:32 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

its good as hell

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 6 July 2016 05:52 (three years ago) link

finding a hard man?

k3vin k., Wednesday, 6 July 2016 14:06 (three years ago) link

k3v3ry ok.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 7 July 2016 04:45 (three years ago) link

two months pass...

Always entertaining to watch one of ILX's biggest misogynists pretend to care about women.

― Cumstaun (Phil D.), Tuesday, October 4, 2016 12:16 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

eat shit, dick

― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, October 4, 2016 12:17 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

stoner

yeah i so fuckin' hate women, wow, you got me

― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, October 4, 2016 12:22 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I love that it took you less than a minute after I posted to fly over here and see what someone might have said about you.

― Cumstaun (Phil D.), Tuesday, October 4, 2016 12:29 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's a full life

when shall we meet?

― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, October 4, 2016 12:32 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 19:07 (two years ago) link

stoner

savvinesslessness (map), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 21:04 (two years ago) link

If that deadspin article wasn't talking about ruining peoples lives just for the hell of it, it would be laughable. It can only discuss this in the terms of 'journalistic policy' and what people think in 'the field of journalism'. The self-obsession amongst these dipshits is so immense that it can't for one minute enter their minds, that this might actually have been a question about art and literature, and should be up to fans, critics and academics to figure out. No, this is a journalistic question, so here's how the most important people in the world, the journalists, should think about it. I honestly hope some stupid billionaire sues this piece of shit publication into oblivion as well, the world would be so much better without these assholes running around.

― Frederik B, Tuesday, October 4, 2016 1:58 PM (three hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 21:23 (two years ago) link

OI MEMBA BURIAL WAS SOME BLOKE INNA HOODIE INNIT

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 21:25 (two years ago) link

wrong thread

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 21:27 (two years ago) link

otm

best thoughts to you & yr friend

If that deadspin article wasn't talking about ruining peoples lives just for the hell of it, it would be laughable. It can only discuss this in the terms of 'journalistic policy' and what people think in 'the field of journalism'. The self-obsession amongst these dipshits is so immense that it can't for one minute enter their minds, that this might actually have been a question about art and literature, and should be up to fans, critics and academics to figure out. No, this is a journalistic question, so here's how the most important people in the world, the journalists, should think about it. *I honestly hope some stupid billionaire sues this piece of shit publication into oblivion as well, the world would be so much better without these assholes running around.*

― Frederik B, Tuesday, October 4, 2016 1:58 PM (three hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Quarter measures (sunny successor), Saturday, 8 October 2016 23:28 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

I will never leave California

― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 22 November 2016 18:30 (four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

imago, Tuesday, 22 November 2016 18:36 (two years ago) link

rolling softman really

iatee, Tuesday, 22 November 2016 18:36 (two years ago) link

have you ever been to Bakersfield?

sarahell, Tuesday, 22 November 2016 18:42 (two years ago) link

stopped at a burger king there once

mh 😏, Tuesday, 22 November 2016 18:44 (two years ago) link

Should have went to Dell taco

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 22 November 2016 18:58 (two years ago) link

the Denny's was kinda scary. It was the tensest, most miserable-feeling Denny's I'd ever been to.

sarahell, Tuesday, 22 November 2016 18:58 (two years ago) link

Also Trump Country.

sarahell, Tuesday, 22 November 2016 18:59 (two years ago) link

the Denny's I went to as a kid was on the verge of closing years ago and moved up the date by two weeks because someone shot two people in the entryway

what about Denny's brings out the worst in people?

mh 😏, Tuesday, 22 November 2016 19:13 (two years ago) link

the Denny's in my home town was always a happy place.

sarahell, Tuesday, 22 November 2016 19:14 (two years ago) link

One time, the other color copier guy and I walked down from Kinko's to Denny's in a snowstorm. We weren't really friends, but we were kinda stuck for awhile. The waitresses were getting ready to be snowed in too. We all traded neckties that night and drank free coffee.

pplains, Tuesday, 22 November 2016 20:31 (two years ago) link

one thing i love about NJ is the ubiquitous diners in absence of Denny's

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 22 November 2016 20:48 (two years ago) link

does anyone ever hardman in a waffle house

mh 😏, Tuesday, 22 November 2016 20:51 (two years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uHWvVo-wzk

pplains, Wednesday, 23 November 2016 03:23 (two years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMKP_HxRkzs

nomar, Wednesday, 23 November 2016 05:00 (two years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMKP_HxRkzs

nomar, Wednesday, 23 November 2016 05:00 (two years ago) link

I've never been so happy to see dead vermin. I leaned over to one roach who was shuffling off on his back and whispered "I'm glad you're dead" into his ear.

― Neanderthal, Wednesday, November 23, 2016 3:31 PM (four days ago)

the late great, Sunday, 27 November 2016 20:11 (two years ago) link

one year passes...

“flappy bird vs gabbneb: slap battle” is not something I should be remotely interested in, but I’ve had worse impulses

― El Tomboto, Thursday, March 29, 2018 4:40 AM (fifteen hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I would bring a knife

― flappy bird, Thursday, March 29, 2018 4:43 AM (fourteen hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

imago, Thursday, 29 March 2018 19:42 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Friday, May 18, 2018 8:01 PM (yesterday)

Fuck you

― El Tomboto, Saturday, May 19, 2018 12:42 AM (fourteen hours ago)

the yolk sustains us, we eat whites for days (unregistered), Saturday, 19 May 2018 18:49 (one year ago) link

tombot's rage against the machine

Not that unusual for malfunctioning govt employees to rail against the System

type your stinkin prose off me, ur damned qwerty uiop (wins), Saturday, 19 May 2018 18:58 (one year ago) link

I think I might be a host

El Tomboto, Saturday, 19 May 2018 18:59 (one year ago) link

three months pass...

To the thieving scumbag who stole my grandaughter's bread rolls and cheese slices from her tent at Leeds Festival. I hope they choke you.

— Viv Williams 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 (@vivlives001) August 26, 2018

still wackford after all these squeers (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 14:22 (eleven months ago) link

ffs mom

Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 28 August 2018 14:24 (eleven months ago) link

A proportionate and perhaps even restrained response to cheese slice thievery, imo.

Blag Blingeeborp (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 14:34 (eleven months ago) link

HANGING'S TOO GOOD

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 28 August 2018 14:35 (eleven months ago) link

anyone who chooses to attend a music festival without planning to survive on nothing but drugs, booze and mouthfuls of mud deserves everything they get tbh

my dream is to never be a champion (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 14:37 (eleven months ago) link

eeee in my day we thought ourselves lucky if the tent was still there. kids these days don't know they're born etc

Colonel Poo, Tuesday, 28 August 2018 14:47 (eleven months ago) link

rolling hardmom thread

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 28 August 2018 14:53 (eleven months ago) link

st. john's ambulance will always give you a tomato cup-a-soup

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 28 August 2018 14:59 (eleven months ago) link

*hardnan xp

still wackford after all these squeers (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 15:36 (eleven months ago) link

six months pass...

Morbs quoting Taibbi quoting Tracey is like the end of days. Or sunday. It's more like every fucking sunday.

― Frederik B, Sunday, March 17, 2019 10:54 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

still waiting for the Sunday where you have an industrial accident

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, March 17, 2019 10:56 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Sunday, 17 March 2019 14:57 (five months ago) link


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