Depressing Stock Photos

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http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Money/Pix/pictures/2008/06/13/DivorceKidsGetty460.jpg
"And then sometimes, the lion forages by himself elsewhere..."
"Jim, just start over. Please."

•--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 12 January 2009 20:20 (nine years ago) Permalink

http://www.divorce360.com/images/articleimages/MovKids_Home_340.jpg

"See, little man? You're getting so strong from all this box-carrying."

•--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 12 January 2009 20:48 (nine years ago) Permalink

http://sworrall.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/01/14/dreamstime_1321730.jpg

The two worst stock photo actors in the background.

•--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 12 January 2009 20:49 (nine years ago) Permalink

Jesus Christ

•--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 12 January 2009 20:52 (nine years ago) Permalink

I honestly don't know whether to laugh or cry.

•--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 12 January 2009 20:56 (nine years ago) Permalink

[sadcow.jpg]

ilx chilton (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 12 January 2009 22:16 (nine years ago) Permalink

jesus

those are all obv fake i guess but WHAT THE HELL

s1ocki, Tuesday, 13 January 2009 01:25 (nine years ago) Permalink

Some of them might be fake, creations made by pranksters who went through all the trouble of drawing and pasting those images and then sending them on a postcard to the address listed on the site. It's a lot of work to do for some Web site that might get 1000 clicks a year.

But some of them hit pretty close to home, and though there may be some snarkiness involved, I don't doubt that their sentiments are rooted from the same place.

•--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 13 January 2009 03:54 (nine years ago) Permalink

ok, one of those postcards from your "jesus christ" link says "my life is ronan"

roxymuzak, Tuesday, 13 January 2009 08:30 (nine years ago) Permalink

thankig u

my life is ronan! (The Reverend), Tuesday, 13 January 2009 08:40 (nine years ago) Permalink

http://www.music.usb.co.il/images/help.jpg
The most depressing Beatles movie ever made...

snoball, Tuesday, 13 January 2009 22:03 (nine years ago) Permalink

children should not play in or around plastic bags!

Schwwww (harbl), Tuesday, 13 January 2009 22:18 (nine years ago) Permalink

love that pill kid

There's a Grady now?? (sunny successor), Tuesday, 13 January 2009 22:32 (nine years ago) Permalink

A+ kid

my life is ronan! (The Reverend), Tuesday, 13 January 2009 22:36 (nine years ago) Permalink

my life is Ronan. Every fucking day.

Local Garda, Tuesday, 13 January 2009 23:41 (nine years ago) Permalink

XD

my life is ronan! (The Reverend), Tuesday, 13 January 2009 23:59 (nine years ago) Permalink

http://www.postcardsfromsplitsville.com/images/9_cry_every_night.jpg

this is sort of messed up

moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 00:01 (nine years ago) Permalink

plz to shop "ILX" over "Surf Me"
(but then the caption would have to be changed to "mom's unhappy" or possibly "mom's involved in an internet beef with people on the other side of the world")

snoball, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 00:03 (nine years ago) Permalink

http://www.postcardsfromsplitsville.com/images/05.03.08/1don

bears repeating

suggest banana (braveclub), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 00:38 (nine years ago) Permalink

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Money/Pix/pictures/2008/06/13/DivorceKidsGetty460.jpg
"And then sometimes, the lion forages by himself elsewhere..."
"Jim, just start over. Please."

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Monday, January 12, 2009

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Milton Parker, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 01:07 (nine years ago) Permalink

Best part are the kids out of focus holding their hands over their ears.

•--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 03:51 (nine years ago) Permalink

"And then sometimes, the lion forages by himself elsewhere..."
"Jim, just start over. Please."

Hahahah!

Trayce, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 04:11 (nine years ago) Permalink

five months pass...
one year passes...

http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1096067/2/istockphoto_1096067-xmas-office-party-wasted-coworker.jpg

the urls on these are just as good as the photos themselves.

Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 3 February 2011 17:02 (seven years ago) Permalink

They've got 15-second videos that are looped!

Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 3 February 2011 17:04 (seven years ago) Permalink

xmas office party wasted co-worker

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Thursday, 3 February 2011 17:14 (seven years ago) Permalink

Keywords:

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uncle twikkelingssteurnissen (unregistered), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 17:24 (seven years ago) Permalink

one month passes...

ahahahaha

blapsolutely (absolutely clean glasses), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 18:15 (seven years ago) Permalink

every fucking day.

Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 31 March 2011 17:16 (seven years ago) Permalink

^^^ Tuomas cakes it up
and o_O at the kid with the mouthful of frys

did you notice "you spin me round" was playing in the background? (snoball), Thursday, 31 March 2011 17:28 (seven years ago) Permalink

Keywords: People, Bizarre, Loneliness, Fantasy, Contemplation, Bed, Problems, Food And Drink, Horizontal, Waist Up, Indoors, 25-29 Years, High Angle View, Cake, Beard, Caucasian Ethnicity, Bedroom, Waiting, Lying Down, Blanket, Pillow, Resting, USA, Balding, California, City Of Los Angeles, One Person, Day Dreaming, Young Adult, Domestic Life, Insomnia, Comfortable, One Young Man Only, One Man Only, Photography, Icing, Adults Only, Lying On Side. Find similar images

Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 31 March 2011 17:31 (seven years ago) Permalink

http://cache1.asset-cache.net/xc/108349284.jpg?v=1&c=NewsMaker&k=2&d=AA1747D0965B1B3D41814C89757D40FB908DFD7F2539924F50BD9353AA11D9C3

Yeah, yeah, yeah. All "cake in bedroom" pictures look the same, thanks "similar images".

Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 31 March 2011 17:35 (seven years ago) Permalink

http://cache2.asset-cache.net/xc/BD3719-005.jpg?v=1&c=NewsMaker&k=2&d=F5B5107058D53DF5DABD354B62C8B22D9712E4E08B12CBAC97C84F7D2EE5AD2CE30A760B0D811297

Naked, overweight man sitting at table, face down in plate of chips

Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 31 March 2011 21:01 (seven years ago) Permalink

five months pass...

Person On Left: "What did you do with the rest of my body?"
Person On Right: "I *don't know* WTF you are talking about!"
POL: "I can't float in mid-air with my lower half missing forever, you know!"

serve soup without tasting it (snoball), Friday, 16 September 2011 19:54 (seven years ago) Permalink

four months pass...

Worst webcam sex show ever.

you know that I've been crunk a thousand times (snoball), Monday, 6 February 2012 21:13 (six years ago) Permalink

nine months pass...

I don't know which is better, the photo or the URL.

http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/131473/112848109/stock-photo-a-farewell-letter-and-the-gun-of-a-suicide-112848109.jpg

pplains, Monday, 12 November 2012 18:01 (six years ago) Permalink

"Damn, I wrote this list backwards. I'm supposed to go to the bank first, then pull out the gun and say 'gimme all your money'..."

Huey Lewisies & The Newsie-Wewsies (snoball), Monday, 12 November 2012 18:13 (six years ago) Permalink

u-hardly-knew-me-goodbye-cruel-world.jpg

am0n, Monday, 12 November 2012 18:21 (six years ago) Permalink

six months pass...

All those broken images.... just like the lives they depicted.

I didn't know where else to put this so I'm posting it here.

http://i.imgur.com/l2jCxPf.jpg

pplains, Friday, 17 May 2013 04:18 (five years ago) Permalink

five months pass...

Stock business images

pplains, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 18:57 (five years ago) Permalink

eight months pass...

hated it when classmates would do that.

pplains, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 18:33 (four years ago) Permalink

three months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/NsYzPp8.jpg

"Vaping? Didn't I raise you better than that?"

pplains, Monday, 24 November 2014 17:28 (four years ago) Permalink

nine months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/T2Pe3iu.png

gr8080, Thursday, 3 September 2015 16:45 (three years ago) Permalink

haha

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Thursday, 3 September 2015 16:46 (three years ago) Permalink

does anyone else get a vaguely anti-semitic vibe from this one? (accusation-of-guilty-arrogant-businessman-who-shrugs-shoulders.jpg)

http://i.istockimg.com/file_thumbview_approve/70686471/6/stock-photo-70686471-accusation-of-guilty-arrogant-businessman-who-shrugs-shoulders.jpg

soref, Thursday, 3 September 2015 17:05 (three years ago) Permalink

Not compared to this one:

http://i.imgur.com/jFqP9Pa.jpg

pplains, Thursday, 3 September 2015 17:54 (three years ago) Permalink

three years pass...

wow

jmm, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 14:15 (two months ago) Permalink

The man looks carefully at his reflection in the mirror.

https://thumb1.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/4209751/708374050/stock-photo-the-man-looks-carefully-at-his-reflection-in-the-mirror-708374050.jpg

jmm, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 14:32 (two months ago) Permalink

This artist is very prolific.

jmm, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 14:34 (two months ago) Permalink

you have to wonder how often these images sell

🧛🏻‍♂️ F A T 🧛🏻‍♂️ D R A C U L A 🧛🏻‍♂️ (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 19 September 2018 14:36 (two months ago) Permalink

OK what chain of events led to the discovery of centaur-confronts-amputee-naked-bojack.jpg, please?

mick signals, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 15:19 (two months ago) Permalink

Stock photo artists have been on to us for awhile.

pplains, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 16:26 (two months ago) Permalink


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