WE'RE GETTING MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Sunday, 7 December 2008 02:15 (eleven years ago) link

yuck gr8080

schwww im tired (harbl), Sunday, 7 December 2008 02:16 (eleven years ago) link

i will do the whole gay wedding thing but i'm never gonna fucking do this shit ever.

♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Sunday, 7 December 2008 02:16 (eleven years ago) link

you would get gay married but not otherwise married?

schwww im tired (harbl), Sunday, 7 December 2008 02:17 (eleven years ago) link

no i will pobably get married regular style but i'd do the adam and steve thing if it was to help a bro out.

♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Sunday, 7 December 2008 02:18 (eleven years ago) link

i would sham marry someone to help them get U.S. citizenship if they paid me $1,000 and a dog cage

schwww im tired (harbl), Sunday, 7 December 2008 02:21 (eleven years ago) link

you can dj my sham wedding

schwww im tired (harbl), Sunday, 7 December 2008 02:23 (eleven years ago) link

those are killer.

♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Sunday, 7 December 2008 02:24 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.dallasnews.com/img/photo/08-02/first_image.jpg

Z S, Sunday, 7 December 2008 02:25 (eleven years ago) link

i would sham marry someone to help them get U.S. citizenship if they paid me $1,000 and a dog cage

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how big a dog cage u wahnt

warmsherry, Sunday, 7 December 2008 02:29 (eleven years ago) link

and a working sewing machine please with all the accessories

schwww im tired (harbl), Sunday, 7 December 2008 02:32 (eleven years ago) link

Z_S those 3 do not belong on this thread

♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Sunday, 7 December 2008 02:34 (eleven years ago) link

that looks like a WEDDING photo but i'll let it slide

♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Sunday, 7 December 2008 02:37 (eleven years ago) link

dude is getting married dirt bag style^^

♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Sunday, 7 December 2008 02:37 (eleven years ago) link

i would check the eSORN before i married that guy for sure

schwww im tired (harbl), Sunday, 7 December 2008 02:40 (eleven years ago) link

oh they don't have that in every state i guess

schwww im tired (harbl), Sunday, 7 December 2008 02:41 (eleven years ago) link

(electronic sex offender registration and notification)

schwww im tired (harbl), Sunday, 7 December 2008 02:41 (eleven years ago) link

H1pst3r 3Ng4g3m3nt

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2328/2376620349_afb86f22c4.jpg

warmsherry, Sunday, 7 December 2008 02:51 (eleven years ago) link

this is supposed to be a picture thread but i gotta share this:

one of the caterers/wedding planners i work with was just talking to me about a couple she's working with. they're getting married in a kind of remote part of the resort and she has to give them a ride out there this PM at sunset to "look things over" but in actuality its so that he CAN ACTUALLY PROPOSE TO THE WOMAN HE IS ALREADY PLANNING A WEDDING WITH AND THEN THEY WILL HAVE GOTTEN ENGAGED AND MARRIED AT THE SAME ROMANTIC SPOT DHGDSGHJDKASGAHJAK

♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Sunday, 7 December 2008 02:59 (eleven years ago) link

what is even the point jesus

♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Sunday, 7 December 2008 02:59 (eleven years ago) link

savages

warmsherry, Sunday, 7 December 2008 03:08 (eleven years ago) link

magical day

schwww im tired (harbl), Sunday, 7 December 2008 03:12 (eleven years ago) link

they'll prob get divorced anyway, after all that trouble

schwww im tired (harbl), Sunday, 7 December 2008 03:12 (eleven years ago) link

at the same spot

(jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Sunday, 7 December 2008 03:40 (eleven years ago) link

this thread basically sexy photoes 2

(temporary) ilxor (goon) (PappaWheelie V), Sunday, 7 December 2008 03:54 (eleven years ago) link

thread is depressing me

roxymuzak, Sunday, 7 December 2008 05:30 (eleven years ago) link

so many future ugly babies

yuon (jergins), Sunday, 7 December 2008 08:20 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.wilkinsonquints.org/images/Wedding.jpg

Matt P, Sunday, 7 December 2008 08:25 (eleven years ago) link

^^ those are gonna be hot babies

Matt P, Sunday, 7 December 2008 08:25 (eleven years ago) link

chyla is https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chyle

assawoman bay (harbl), Thursday, 30 June 2016 23:30 (four years ago) link

eh I'd fuck him

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 30 June 2016 23:31 (four years ago) link

She's playing Chyla's famous Jason MraZ

two weeks pass...

http://i.imgur.com/naJK7D2.jpg

pplains, Monday, 18 July 2016 00:31 (three years ago) link

haha. that's great

micah, Monday, 18 July 2016 00:32 (three years ago) link

Lmao

Spottie, Monday, 18 July 2016 03:42 (three years ago) link

please tell me that's a series

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Sunday, 24 July 2016 18:44 (three years ago) link

think that one goes in WE'RE EXPECTING !!!!!!

pplains, Sunday, 24 July 2016 19:18 (three years ago) link

I think.

pplains, Sunday, 24 July 2016 19:19 (three years ago) link

she's got a fresh mushroom in her jar

assawoman bay (harbl), Monday, 25 July 2016 00:35 (three years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cof7lRDUkAAj9J_.jpg:small

mookieproof, Saturday, 30 July 2016 20:20 (three years ago) link

two great images for the price of one!

*boak*

kinder, Saturday, 30 July 2016 20:40 (three years ago) link

ten months pass...

o.....................................k

these are some great engagement photos pic.twitter.com/BqZscYFwz0

— BEO Speedwulf (@crulge) June 5, 2017

goole, Monday, 5 June 2017 18:13 (three years ago) link

My wife dumped me for a guy named Jesus
Now I see a cross and I fall to pieces

﴿→ ☺ (Doctor Casino), Monday, 5 June 2017 18:18 (three years ago) link

Haha, this one also comes up in GIS for Jesus engagement photos:

http://i.imgur.com/sOfDLyh.jpg

pplains, Monday, 5 June 2017 22:32 (three years ago) link

today i have decided that engagement fotos are fucked up

nice cage (m bison), Monday, 5 June 2017 23:44 (three years ago) link

otm

mh, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 00:02 (three years ago) link

Also:

http://i.imgur.com/bFDk0d8.jpg

pplains, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 01:10 (three years ago) link

holy shit dolphin/porpoise proposals are a thing

mh, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 01:18 (three years ago) link

porpoisals

nice cage (m bison), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 01:22 (three years ago) link

also lmao at people's fake indignation over the dolphin thing *throws down vegan card* what yall know about animal cruelty

nice cage (m bison), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 01:23 (three years ago) link

tbh after a porpoise does something like this, they can never return to the wild. you must then have them for dinner and claim it was tuna

mh, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 01:24 (three years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/Tr8c8o5.jpg

, Monday, 19 June 2017 17:40 (three years ago) link

CARLEY: You know, Austin, Hatcher says high cholesterol runs in his family. Isn't that sad?

AUSTIN:

http://i.imgur.com/jUZXZZG.gif

pplains, Monday, 19 June 2017 18:30 (three years ago) link

Austin = Mitch, btw.

pplains, Monday, 19 June 2017 18:31 (three years ago) link

three weeks pass...

My dog is pregnant so we took maternity pictures 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/lPCJNXNfC2

— Ty'Air 🥀 (@ViewsFromAveT) July 8, 2017

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 10 July 2017 04:24 (three years ago) link

two months pass...

So. Searching "Mississippi Engagement Photos" did not let me down.

https://i.imgur.com/vjHKX11.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/x95auIf.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/bwMHDra.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/gMovza0.jpg

________________

https://i.imgur.com/0roAQDJ.jpg

- "So, it's a little awkward here, sitting here pretending to act casual while this professional photographer, Miss Erin, takes our picture out here on Murdoch Street, right?"
- "Know what's really gonna be awkward?"

________________

https://i.imgur.com/mVAcqGv.jpg

Part IV of our "Daymn, dat ass" series (1,
2, 3) Fella's got to hold himself up with the wall it's that intense.
https://i.imgur.com/mVAcqGv.jpg

________________

And we finally have a couple who completely understand what marriage, or "taking the plunge", is all about. Best of luck to ya, kids!

https://i.imgur.com/o8Aw53J.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/gauM4o6.jpg

pplains, Wednesday, 27 September 2017 02:48 (two years ago) link

"this cliff. makes you think"

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 27 September 2017 02:59 (two years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/Vy4UM0D.jpg

gr8080, Wednesday, 27 September 2017 17:32 (two years ago) link

lol

badg, Wednesday, 27 September 2017 19:59 (two years ago) link

ten months pass...

This is how we “wedding” in SE Arkansas. It’s a gravy fountain with biscuits on the side! pic.twitter.com/h9rDr2t0cW

— Melinda Mayo (@KATVMelinda) August 18, 2018

pplains, Saturday, 18 August 2018 22:58 (one year ago) link

Ok but I want that at my wedding

faculty w1fe (silby), Saturday, 18 August 2018 23:03 (one year ago) link

i want to get married again to have that at my wedding

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 18 August 2018 23:04 (one year ago) link

I was excited by the idea of a gravy fountain but I forgot - American gravy.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Saturday, 18 August 2018 23:54 (one year ago) link

american gravy is still good though
it’s just not the same good as Gravy Good

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 19 August 2018 00:48 (one year ago) link

omg

a chips & gravy fountain wd be amazing

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 19 August 2018 00:48 (one year ago) link

how we "wedding"?

incarcerated moonfaces (how's life), Sunday, 19 August 2018 01:10 (one year ago) link

I would accept "gravy" as a verb before I would "wedding".

pplains, Sunday, 19 August 2018 16:15 (one year ago) link

six months pass...
two weeks pass...

Insanely powerful vibes coming from this divorce photo shoot. pic.twitter.com/gtegCygnhl

— The Big Guy (@TSSteinbacher) March 29, 2019

kinder, Sunday, 31 March 2019 21:27 (one year ago) link

It would've helped if the word "divorce" was in the title: WE'RE SPLITTING UP !!! ! :-( :- :-| :-/ :-) :-D !!!

pplains, Sunday, 31 March 2019 21:37 (one year ago) link

Ah I thought I imagined that thread! I did search!

kinder, Sunday, 31 March 2019 22:41 (one year ago) link

eight months pass...

https://i.imgur.com/3y3hUfZ.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/iMOU5kO.jpg

I’ve got you. As always.❤️ pic.twitter.com/5OJDT3cDfw

— Douglas Emhoff (@douglasemhoff) December 3, 2019

pplains, Tuesday, 3 December 2019 23:04 (seven months ago) link

Second one is freaking me out. You're cornered girl, run like the wind! Was it the neolithic when tablets grew on rocks?

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 3 December 2019 23:07 (seven months ago) link

one month passes...

In an era where everyone is getting married three times what you definitely want is video of your first proposal you can’t scrub from the Internet pic.twitter.com/bN9d3QmbAS

— Mark Agee (@MarkAgee) January 7, 2020

pplains, Tuesday, 7 January 2020 21:45 (six months ago) link

it's like a selfie stick mated with a middle finger

— Sam Eifling (@SamEifling) January 7, 2020

pplains, Tuesday, 7 January 2020 21:45 (six months ago) link

For the past six months, he's been working with an illustrator to animate him and his girlfriend into her favorite movie

Then he filled a theater with her friends and family and popped the question

Cutest and the coolest proposal I've ever seen 😭❤

pic.twitter.com/hisSn5JKnK

— StanceGrounded (@_SJPeace_) January 10, 2020

pplains, Tuesday, 14 January 2020 01:32 (five months ago) link

urgh

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 08:29 (five months ago) link


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