WE'RE GETTING MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Sunday, 7 December 2008 02:15 (ten years ago) Permalink

yuck gr8080

schwww im tired (harbl), Sunday, 7 December 2008 02:16 (ten years ago) Permalink

i will do the whole gay wedding thing but i'm never gonna fucking do this shit ever.

♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Sunday, 7 December 2008 02:16 (ten years ago) Permalink

you would get gay married but not otherwise married?

schwww im tired (harbl), Sunday, 7 December 2008 02:17 (ten years ago) Permalink

no i will pobably get married regular style but i'd do the adam and steve thing if it was to help a bro out.

♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Sunday, 7 December 2008 02:18 (ten years ago) Permalink

i would sham marry someone to help them get U.S. citizenship if they paid me $1,000 and a dog cage

schwww im tired (harbl), Sunday, 7 December 2008 02:21 (ten years ago) Permalink

you can dj my sham wedding

schwww im tired (harbl), Sunday, 7 December 2008 02:23 (ten years ago) Permalink

those are killer.

♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Sunday, 7 December 2008 02:24 (ten years ago) Permalink

http://www.dallasnews.com/img/photo/08-02/first_image.jpg

Z S, Sunday, 7 December 2008 02:25 (ten years ago) Permalink

i would sham marry someone to help them get U.S. citizenship if they paid me $1,000 and a dog cage

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how big a dog cage u wahnt

warmsherry, Sunday, 7 December 2008 02:29 (ten years ago) Permalink

and a working sewing machine please with all the accessories

schwww im tired (harbl), Sunday, 7 December 2008 02:32 (ten years ago) Permalink

Z_S those 3 do not belong on this thread

♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Sunday, 7 December 2008 02:34 (ten years ago) Permalink

that looks like a WEDDING photo but i'll let it slide

♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Sunday, 7 December 2008 02:37 (ten years ago) Permalink

dude is getting married dirt bag style^^

♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Sunday, 7 December 2008 02:37 (ten years ago) Permalink

i would check the eSORN before i married that guy for sure

schwww im tired (harbl), Sunday, 7 December 2008 02:40 (ten years ago) Permalink

oh they don't have that in every state i guess

schwww im tired (harbl), Sunday, 7 December 2008 02:41 (ten years ago) Permalink

(electronic sex offender registration and notification)

schwww im tired (harbl), Sunday, 7 December 2008 02:41 (ten years ago) Permalink

H1pst3r 3Ng4g3m3nt

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2328/2376620349_afb86f22c4.jpg

warmsherry, Sunday, 7 December 2008 02:51 (ten years ago) Permalink

this is supposed to be a picture thread but i gotta share this:

one of the caterers/wedding planners i work with was just talking to me about a couple she's working with. they're getting married in a kind of remote part of the resort and she has to give them a ride out there this PM at sunset to "look things over" but in actuality its so that he CAN ACTUALLY PROPOSE TO THE WOMAN HE IS ALREADY PLANNING A WEDDING WITH AND THEN THEY WILL HAVE GOTTEN ENGAGED AND MARRIED AT THE SAME ROMANTIC SPOT DHGDSGHJDKASGAHJAK

♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Sunday, 7 December 2008 02:59 (ten years ago) Permalink

what is even the point jesus

♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Sunday, 7 December 2008 02:59 (ten years ago) Permalink

savages

warmsherry, Sunday, 7 December 2008 03:08 (ten years ago) Permalink

magical day

schwww im tired (harbl), Sunday, 7 December 2008 03:12 (ten years ago) Permalink

they'll prob get divorced anyway, after all that trouble

schwww im tired (harbl), Sunday, 7 December 2008 03:12 (ten years ago) Permalink

at the same spot

(jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Sunday, 7 December 2008 03:40 (ten years ago) Permalink

this thread basically sexy photoes 2

(temporary) ilxor (goon) (PappaWheelie V), Sunday, 7 December 2008 03:54 (ten years ago) Permalink

thread is depressing me

roxymuzak, Sunday, 7 December 2008 05:30 (ten years ago) Permalink

so many future ugly babies

yuon (jergins), Sunday, 7 December 2008 08:20 (ten years ago) Permalink

http://www.wilkinsonquints.org/images/Wedding.jpg

Matt P, Sunday, 7 December 2008 08:25 (ten years ago) Permalink

^^ those are gonna be hot babies

Matt P, Sunday, 7 December 2008 08:25 (ten years ago) Permalink

I'm Chris Christie and I approve of this message

Karl Malone, Thursday, 10 December 2015 13:04 (two years ago) Permalink

i wavered between posting this here and posting it in your thread

, Thursday, 10 December 2015 13:13 (two years ago) Permalink

six months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/CtIm6Tj.jpg

"Well, ok, but you do know what the word 'engaged' means, right?"

http://i.imgur.com/esVxwYC.jpg

"YES. THIS IS FUN. GATHERING UP THE LEAVES AND DROPPING THEM. I AM HAVING FUN, YES."

http://i.imgur.com/SFXZDpF.jpg

"Really? We're just going to drive past another exit like that?"
"Yup."

http://i.imgur.com/ShmYyN4.jpg

You know what zombies really hate? Foot odor.

http://i.imgur.com/wZVkLkF.jpg

Hey there, 1947 called. Said it wanted its dignity back.

http://i.imgur.com/TZkKh91.jpg

"There is nothing quite like being alone with you,"

http://i.imgur.com/q4UMQpA.jpg

"No layers left to uncover,"

http://i.imgur.com/eSAPs9Z.jpg

"Feeling my body quivering inside you–"
"–OK, I'm going to go back to the car now?"

pplains, Wednesday, 29 June 2016 22:18 (two years ago) Permalink

omg her face in that last triptych

you do v important, excellent work here, pplains

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 29 June 2016 22:40 (two years ago) Permalink

""But Philadelphia police said there was nothing they could do if Weldon hadn't committed a crime yet"

This nearly killed me again just now.

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 29 June 2016 23:42 (two years ago) Permalink

One of my top 5 all-time favorite threads on ILX

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Thursday, 30 June 2016 12:31 (two years ago) Permalink

http://i.imgur.com/RF7Jyvi.jpg

"No, no, it's fine. It's... I can tell you spent a lot of time on it."

pplains, Thursday, 30 June 2016 13:59 (two years ago) Permalink

http://i.imgur.com/cprlbAd.jpg

"Wait. Is it C or C to the 9th? 'I hear the clock and it's–' Ok, definitely a C9. I think."

pplains, Thursday, 30 June 2016 14:03 (two years ago) Permalink

I adore this couple, btw.

So happy Snowden found a bride after all.

pplains, Thursday, 30 June 2016 14:03 (two years ago) Permalink

brad's dad still says "chyla" like he's hearing it for the first time

goole, Thursday, 30 June 2016 16:34 (two years ago) Permalink

chyla is https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chyle

assawoman bay (harbl), Thursday, 30 June 2016 23:30 (two years ago) Permalink

eh I'd fuck him

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 30 June 2016 23:31 (two years ago) Permalink

She's playing Chyla's famous Jason MraZ

It certainly is punk of the Church of England to think that way (tangenttangent), Thursday, 30 June 2016 23:38 (two years ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

http://i.imgur.com/naJK7D2.jpg

pplains, Monday, 18 July 2016 00:31 (two years ago) Permalink

haha. that's great

micah, Monday, 18 July 2016 00:32 (two years ago) Permalink

Lmao

Spottie, Monday, 18 July 2016 03:42 (two years ago) Permalink

please tell me that's a series

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Sunday, 24 July 2016 18:44 (two years ago) Permalink

think that one goes in WE'RE EXPECTING !!!!!!

pplains, Sunday, 24 July 2016 19:18 (two years ago) Permalink

I think.

pplains, Sunday, 24 July 2016 19:19 (two years ago) Permalink

she's got a fresh mushroom in her jar

assawoman bay (harbl), Monday, 25 July 2016 00:35 (two years ago) Permalink

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cof7lRDUkAAj9J_.jpg:small

mookieproof, Saturday, 30 July 2016 20:20 (two years ago) Permalink

two great images for the price of one!

*boak*

kinder, Saturday, 30 July 2016 20:40 (two years ago) Permalink

ten months pass...

o.....................................k

these are some great engagement photos pic.twitter.com/BqZscYFwz0

— BEO Speedwulf (@crulge) June 5, 2017

goole, Monday, 5 June 2017 18:13 (one year ago) Permalink

My wife dumped me for a guy named Jesus
Now I see a cross and I fall to pieces

﴿→ ☺ (Doctor Casino), Monday, 5 June 2017 18:18 (one year ago) Permalink

Haha, this one also comes up in GIS for Jesus engagement photos:

http://i.imgur.com/sOfDLyh.jpg

pplains, Monday, 5 June 2017 22:32 (one year ago) Permalink

today i have decided that engagement fotos are fucked up

nice cage (m bison), Monday, 5 June 2017 23:44 (one year ago) Permalink

otm

mh, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 00:02 (one year ago) Permalink

Also:

http://i.imgur.com/bFDk0d8.jpg

pplains, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 01:10 (one year ago) Permalink

holy shit dolphin/porpoise proposals are a thing

mh, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 01:18 (one year ago) Permalink

porpoisals

nice cage (m bison), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 01:22 (one year ago) Permalink

also lmao at people's fake indignation over the dolphin thing *throws down vegan card* what yall know about animal cruelty

nice cage (m bison), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 01:23 (one year ago) Permalink

tbh after a porpoise does something like this, they can never return to the wild. you must then have them for dinner and claim it was tuna

mh, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 01:24 (one year ago) Permalink

https://i.imgur.com/Tr8c8o5.jpg

, Monday, 19 June 2017 17:40 (one year ago) Permalink

CARLEY: You know, Austin, Hatcher says high cholesterol runs in his family. Isn't that sad?

AUSTIN:

http://i.imgur.com/jUZXZZG.gif

pplains, Monday, 19 June 2017 18:30 (one year ago) Permalink

Austin = Mitch, btw.

pplains, Monday, 19 June 2017 18:31 (one year ago) Permalink

three weeks pass...

My dog is pregnant so we took maternity pictures 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/lPCJNXNfC2

— Ty'Air 🥀 (@ViewsFromAveT) July 8, 2017

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 10 July 2017 04:24 (one year ago) Permalink

two months pass...

So. Searching "Mississippi Engagement Photos" did not let me down.

https://i.imgur.com/vjHKX11.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/x95auIf.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/bwMHDra.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/gMovza0.jpg

________________

https://i.imgur.com/0roAQDJ.jpg

- "So, it's a little awkward here, sitting here pretending to act casual while this professional photographer, Miss Erin, takes our picture out here on Murdoch Street, right?"
- "Know what's really gonna be awkward?"

________________

https://i.imgur.com/mVAcqGv.jpg

Part IV of our "Daymn, dat ass" series (1,
2, 3) Fella's got to hold himself up with the wall it's that intense.
https://i.imgur.com/mVAcqGv.jpg

________________

And we finally have a couple who completely understand what marriage, or "taking the plunge", is all about. Best of luck to ya, kids!

https://i.imgur.com/o8Aw53J.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/gauM4o6.jpg

pplains, Wednesday, 27 September 2017 02:48 (one year ago) Permalink

"this cliff. makes you think"

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 27 September 2017 02:59 (one year ago) Permalink

https://i.imgur.com/Vy4UM0D.jpg

gr8080, Wednesday, 27 September 2017 17:32 (one year ago) Permalink

lol

badg, Wednesday, 27 September 2017 19:59 (one year ago) Permalink

ten months pass...

This is how we “wedding” in SE Arkansas. It’s a gravy fountain with biscuits on the side! pic.twitter.com/h9rDr2t0cW

— Melinda Mayo (@KATVMelinda) August 18, 2018

pplains, Saturday, 18 August 2018 22:58 (three months ago) Permalink

Ok but I want that at my wedding

faculty w1fe (silby), Saturday, 18 August 2018 23:03 (three months ago) Permalink

i want to get married again to have that at my wedding

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 18 August 2018 23:04 (three months ago) Permalink

I was excited by the idea of a gravy fountain but I forgot - American gravy.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Saturday, 18 August 2018 23:54 (three months ago) Permalink

american gravy is still good though
it’s just not the same good as Gravy Good

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 19 August 2018 00:48 (three months ago) Permalink

omg

a chips & gravy fountain wd be amazing

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 19 August 2018 00:48 (three months ago) Permalink

how we "wedding"?

incarcerated moonfaces (how's life), Sunday, 19 August 2018 01:10 (three months ago) Permalink

I would accept "gravy" as a verb before I would "wedding".

pplains, Sunday, 19 August 2018 16:15 (three months ago) Permalink


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