Live Developing Story: Pelican stuck in a tree in Florida.
― HI DERE, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:18 (eleven years ago) Permalink
pelicans are v v important
― gabbneb, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:19 (eleven years ago) Permalink
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3047/2456224307_3fdd3938bb_o.jpg
― HI DERE, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:19 (eleven years ago) Permalink
lol
― gabbneb, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:20 (eleven years ago) Permalink
in soviet russia trees get stuck up pelicans
― DG, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:20 (eleven years ago) Permalink
"We're Sending Our Love Up a Tree"
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:21 (eleven years ago) Permalink
If it trees, it leads.
― kingfish, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:22 (eleven years ago) Permalink
can somebody summarize this thread for me - is there a pelican stuck up a tree in Florida
― J0hn D., Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:23 (eleven years ago) Permalink
stay classy, cnn.com
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:23 (eleven years ago) Permalink
the chicago band?
― cutty, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:23 (eleven years ago) Permalink
what about their new t-shirt feature? I was going to post yesterday that I could get a lovely shirt with a headline about a dead child
― akm, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:24 (eleven years ago) Permalink
Other currently developing love stories that apparently weren't important enough to be marked as the top story:
National Day on Prayer Democrats on Iraq McCain campaigns in Cleveland
― HI DERE, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:24 (eleven years ago) Permalink
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― I DIED, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:25 (eleven years ago) Permalink
I was going to post yesterday that I could get a lovely shirt with a headline about a dead child
Very Butthole Surfers.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:25 (eleven years ago) Permalink
roffle
― gabbneb, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:25 (eleven years ago) Permalink
there should be an all-pelican-and-grapefruit channel
I DIED OTM. I await Obama's book about the experience.
Comment submitted to be read live on-air:
I, for one, would like to know the pelican's position on the gas tax holiday.
― HI DERE, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:28 (eleven years ago) Permalink
the audacity of trees
― mookieproof, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:28 (eleven years ago) Permalink
if u dont care about pelicans then u are letting the terrists win.
― ian, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:32 (eleven years ago) Permalink
That could seriously be a Pelican album title.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:32 (eleven years ago) Permalink
what are the pelican's flaws?
― Alex in Baltimore, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:32 (eleven years ago) Permalink
gets stuck in trees
― I DIED, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:33 (eleven years ago) Permalink
how does an creature granted with the gift of flight get stuck in a tree? is it lazy?
― kingfish, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:37 (eleven years ago) Permalink
an -> a
i think we all need to know what pelican's pastor thinks.
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:40 (eleven years ago) Permalink
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3068/2457097242_ed0e27107c_o.jpg
UPDATE
― HI DERE, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:41 (eleven years ago) Permalink
The full context is super-roffly; look at the videos they decided not to lead with in favor of the pelican story:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3123/2457097264_932e6aa5e3_o.jpg
― HI DERE, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:42 (eleven years ago) Permalink
By the time this is all done the bill is going to be huge.
― DJ Mencap, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:42 (eleven years ago) Permalink
lolololol they are now showing Obama speaking about race and the economy, still under the headline "Pelican stuck in tree"
― HI DERE, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:43 (eleven years ago) Permalink
omgosh
― Surmounter, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:44 (eleven years ago) Permalink
bah, they fixed it
― HI DERE, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:44 (eleven years ago) Permalink
I can't imagine being the editor that said "let's go with the tree pelican over BABIES TOSSED OFF 50-FOOT TOWER FOR LUCK"
― I DIED, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:44 (eleven years ago) Permalink
NEW CAMPAIGN METAPHOR
― I DIED, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:45 (eleven years ago) Permalink
Guys, it's contagious: as I'm typing this, the BBC (BBC 2 TV) have a graphologist analyzing this year's Snooker world championship quarter finalists' handwriting.
― StanM, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:49 (eleven years ago) Permalink
Recuers?
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:50 (eleven years ago) Permalink
baby tossing footage is mind-blowing
"no, no, no oh shit they're not really oh shit they are HEY THAT LOOKS LIKE FUN"
― milo z, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:51 (eleven years ago) Permalink
the bouncing, not the dropping
Which would you rather do this weekend? Play "Grand Theft Auto IV" 8% Watch "Iron Man" 15% Both 4% Neither 72%
― James Mitchell, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:57 (eleven years ago) Permalink
lol, CNN.com didn't count on the silent "Not A Big Fucking Nerd" majority
― HI DERE, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:58 (eleven years ago) Permalink
Which would you rather do this weekend? Get stuck in tree 8% Drop babies for luck 15% 17 minutes, 4 seconds - no breathing 4% Don't let a hospital kill you 72%
― I DIED, Thursday, 1 May 2008 15:01 (eleven years ago) Permalink
WHO RECUE ME FROM HOSPITAL DEATH?
― Abbott, Thursday, 1 May 2008 15:28 (eleven years ago) Permalink
So is the pelican okay? PLZ let me know soon cause I gotta go camp out for Iron Man tix...
― Viceroy, Thursday, 1 May 2008 15:34 (eleven years ago) Permalink
Sign up for instant pelican updates on your phone and you'll not have to worry.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 May 2008 15:35 (eleven years ago) Permalink
Opportunity!
Firefox can't find the server at www.treestrandedpelican.com
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 May 2008 15:36 (eleven years ago) Permalink
I just searched for news on the pelican because I'm on the edge of my seat here. All I found was this thread.
― ENBB, Thursday, 1 May 2008 15:36 (eleven years ago) Permalink
Is SOMEONE chucking live fish up to it? Please, a firefighter helicopter needs to drop buckets of live fish over this tree.
― Abbott, Thursday, 1 May 2008 15:37 (eleven years ago) Permalink
Prosty the Spokesgland
Pelican Prosty
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 May 2008 15:41 (eleven years ago) Permalink
the stranded spokesfowl
― Abbott, Thursday, 1 May 2008 15:43 (eleven years ago) Permalink
http://i.imgur.com/Sefd2RX.jpg
Star Wars Style
― 龜, Thursday, 28 January 2016 11:54 (three years ago) Permalink
#StarWars-style
― how's life, Thursday, 28 January 2016 13:00 (three years ago) Permalink
Bird arrested on suspicion of spying
― nomar, Thursday, 28 January 2016 18:19 (three years ago) Permalink
heeeeeeeeeey Jedi lady
― its subtle brume (DJP), Thursday, 28 January 2016 18:20 (three years ago) Permalink
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― its subtle brume (DJP), Wednesday, 17 February 2016 17:51 (three years ago) Permalink
El Chapo: I'm becoming a zombie
― nomar, Wednesday, 17 February 2016 17:54 (three years ago) Permalink
Python swallows teddy bear
― remove butt (abanana), Friday, 4 March 2016 13:19 (three years ago) Permalink
Opinion: A 6-year-old with nukes?
― nomar, Saturday, 5 March 2016 01:24 (three years ago) Permalink
That missing plane from 2 years ago is still missing.
― remove butt (abanana), Tuesday, 8 March 2016 17:11 (three years ago) Permalink
Obamas read, Cruz laughs, Kasich eats
― nomar, Sunday, 3 April 2016 23:24 (three years ago) Permalink
priorities:
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― ¶ (DJP), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 15:47 (two years ago) Permalink
jfc
CNN reporter caught in tear gas: 'Ahh my eyes'
http://www.cnn.com/videos/us/2016/09/22/boris-sanchez-charlotte-protests-sot-ac.cnn
― goole, Friday, 23 September 2016 19:26 (two years ago) Permalink
News and buzz
51 mCan another person's feces help you lose weight?
― nomar, Monday, 26 September 2016 03:28 (two years ago) Permalink
These prostitutes are learning new skills
― JoeStork, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 04:37 (two years ago) Permalink
NO
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvNqHyiUkAETypQ.jpg:large
― ¶ (DJP), Thursday, 20 October 2016 13:12 (two years ago) Permalink
He has just the deepest hole, so deep it'll make your arm disappear, believe me.
― I Can Thrill You More Than Elliott Gould Would Ever Dare Try (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 October 2016 13:15 (two years ago) Permalink
Put your ear up to it and you can hear this great big ol' sucking sound.
― pplains, Thursday, 20 October 2016 13:26 (two years ago) Permalink
now i've got the image of trump as putin's fist pig. he really IS a puppet.
ok, sorry, gonna pour bleach in my eyes now.
― gwyneth anger (patron sailor), Thursday, 20 October 2016 13:47 (two years ago) Permalink
Oprah lost 40 pounds. Here's how
perennial story gets a clickbait update
― Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Sunday, 25 December 2016 01:34 (two years ago) Permalink
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― ornate orchestral arrangements (DJP), Friday, 3 February 2017 19:19 (two years ago) Permalink
― how's life, Friday, 3 February 2017 19:23 (two years ago) Permalink
I have been trying to avoid making FAKE NEWS jokes but they are not making it easy
― ornate orchestral arrangements (DJP), Friday, 3 February 2017 19:27 (two years ago) Permalink
Hahahaha
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 4 February 2017 02:15 (two years ago) Permalink
omg
― example (crüt), Saturday, 4 February 2017 02:37 (two years ago) Permalink
Wait until you hear Natalie Maines' new version of "Unforgettable".
― pplains, Saturday, 4 February 2017 03:05 (two years ago) Permalink
that is shades of the kindergarten teacher who told us all we were going to listen to the news because one of our classmates was going to be on, only for us to hear a story about how was killed in a car accident because he was sticking his head out of the window
― ^likes black girls (HI DERE), Thursday, December 18, 2008 2:49 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 5 February 2017 17:47 (two years ago) Permalink
Footballer signed after feeding girlfriend to dogs
the story is really grim and awful, and the signing did not take place IMMEDIATELY after, it's years later and he was just paroled, but at first i was thinking some team was like "hey this guy's got what it takes!"
― nomar, Tuesday, 14 March 2017 19:41 (two years ago) Permalink
only seven years. i'm usually all about forgiveness/ rehabilitation but i'm not so thrilled about this dude prospering after kidnapping, torturing, and murdering someone
― Treeship, Tuesday, 14 March 2017 20:35 (two years ago) Permalink
like seriously, talk about trivializing violence against women
the problem with the CNN headline is that they used the term "controversial" to describe the decision, like this was about miley cyrus smoking weed in an instagram video or something
― Treeship, Tuesday, 14 March 2017 20:36 (two years ago) Permalink
this was in brazil btw
if you're wondering about the lenience of the sentence etc.
― Islamic State of Mind (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 14 March 2017 20:51 (two years ago) Permalink
i know
― Treeship, Tuesday, 14 March 2017 21:01 (two years ago) Permalink
brazil is one of the worst countries in latin america to be a woman and they have huge problems with prison overcrowding and are undergoing their worst ever depression
― Islamic State of Mind (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 14 March 2017 21:07 (two years ago) Permalink
http://www.cnn.com/2017/03/13/health/abortion-texas-lawmaker-trnd/?iid=ob_lockedrail_topeditorial
like "ok haha" yes technically the byline is correct but doesn't reflect the actual satirical intent of the bill, meaning a buncha "omg America is so stupid" yuk yuks will share this tonight without reading it.
― waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Monday, 20 March 2017 21:58 (two years ago) Permalink
man can't believe he got a DUI and killed a zookeeper in the same week
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― Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 30 May 2017 02:48 (two years ago) Permalink
Did I seriously just load the tinypic 404 graphic on a fresh post in 2017
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 30 May 2017 02:51 (two years ago) Permalink
http://i68.tinypic.com/veveza.jpg
― Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 30 May 2017 02:52 (two years ago) Permalink
Great use of filling 16x9 frame centered on 1x1 image.
― pplains, Tuesday, 30 May 2017 03:11 (two years ago) Permalink
http://nypost.com/2017/06/01/doctors-warns-women-against-putting-wasp-nests-in-their-vaginas/
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 2 June 2017 11:14 (two years ago) Permalink
different Tiger kills zookeeper? xpost
― StanM, Friday, 2 June 2017 11:16 (two years ago) Permalink
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― nomar, Monday, 19 June 2017 21:08 (two years ago) Permalink
A veggie by any other name may actually get eatenNot eating enough fruit led to to an estimated 7.5% diet-related cardiometabolic deaths in 2012, the researchers said in a recent study in JAMA. Two servings of fruit are recommended each day. A serving would equal one whole fruit, such as an entire banana, or one cup equivalent.
One-month sugar detox: Here's how to do it
― Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Tuesday, 20 June 2017 10:26 (two years ago) Permalink
Analysis: Kushner's fall from Secretary of Everything to ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
― omar little, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 16:52 (one year ago) Permalink
Hahahaha wait
― Embalming is a flirty business (DJP), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 18:22 (one year ago) Permalink
Analysis: Time to send Congress a message t('_'t)
― omar little, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 18:24 (one year ago) Permalink
McCabe: This is about Mueller and Trump's 'war on the FBI'
didn't know mueller had a war on the FBI
― adam the (abanana), Saturday, 17 March 2018 04:35 (one year ago) Permalink
Analysis: The 14 most ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ lines from Trump's 'Fox & Friends' interview
― adam the (abanana), Thursday, 24 May 2018 19:09 (one year ago) Permalink
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― omar little, Thursday, 24 May 2018 19:21 (one year ago) Permalink
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― omar little, Saturday, 14 July 2018 00:07 (eleven months ago) Permalink
https://www.cnn.com/2018/08/10/opinions/look-out-trump-china-is-stealing-africa-opinion-intl/index.html
renormalizing colonialism ... or maybe i guess just straight up admitting it never went out of style?
― the late great, Friday, 10 August 2018 21:49 (ten months ago) Permalink