Live Developing Story: Pelican stuck in a tree in Florida.
― HI DERE, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:18 (fourteen years ago) link
pelicans are v v important
― gabbneb, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:19 (fourteen years ago) link
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3047/2456224307_3fdd3938bb_o.jpg
― HI DERE, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:19 (fourteen years ago) link
lol
― gabbneb, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:20 (fourteen years ago) link
in soviet russia trees get stuck up pelicans
― DG, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:20 (fourteen years ago) link
"We're Sending Our Love Up a Tree"
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:21 (fourteen years ago) link
If it trees, it leads.
― kingfish, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:22 (fourteen years ago) link
can somebody summarize this thread for me - is there a pelican stuck up a tree in Florida
― J0hn D., Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:23 (fourteen years ago) link
stay classy, cnn.com
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:23 (fourteen years ago) link
the chicago band?
― cutty, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:23 (fourteen years ago) link
what about their new t-shirt feature? I was going to post yesterday that I could get a lovely shirt with a headline about a dead child
― akm, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:24 (fourteen years ago) link
Other currently developing love stories that apparently weren't important enough to be marked as the top story:
National Day on Prayer Democrats on Iraq McCain campaigns in Cleveland
― HI DERE, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:24 (fourteen years ago) link
http://img33.picoodle.com/img/img33/4/5/1/f_treem_29b6a94.jpg
― I DIED, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:25 (fourteen years ago) link
I was going to post yesterday that I could get a lovely shirt with a headline about a dead child
Very Butthole Surfers.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:25 (fourteen years ago) link
roffle
― gabbneb, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:25 (fourteen years ago) link
there should be an all-pelican-and-grapefruit channel
I DIED OTM. I await Obama's book about the experience.
Comment submitted to be read live on-air:
I, for one, would like to know the pelican's position on the gas tax holiday.
― HI DERE, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:28 (fourteen years ago) link
the audacity of trees
― mookieproof, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:28 (fourteen years ago) link
if u dont care about pelicans then u are letting the terrists win.
― ian, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:32 (fourteen years ago) link
That could seriously be a Pelican album title.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:32 (fourteen years ago) link
what are the pelican's flaws?
― Alex in Baltimore, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:32 (fourteen years ago) link
gets stuck in trees
― I DIED, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:33 (fourteen years ago) link
how does an creature granted with the gift of flight get stuck in a tree? is it lazy?
― kingfish, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:37 (fourteen years ago) link
an -> a
i think we all need to know what pelican's pastor thinks.
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:40 (fourteen years ago) link
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3068/2457097242_ed0e27107c_o.jpg
UPDATE
― HI DERE, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:41 (fourteen years ago) link
The full context is super-roffly; look at the videos they decided not to lead with in favor of the pelican story:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3123/2457097264_932e6aa5e3_o.jpg
― HI DERE, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:42 (fourteen years ago) link
By the time this is all done the bill is going to be huge.
― DJ Mencap, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:42 (fourteen years ago) link
lolololol they are now showing Obama speaking about race and the economy, still under the headline "Pelican stuck in tree"
― HI DERE, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:43 (fourteen years ago) link
omgosh
― Surmounter, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:44 (fourteen years ago) link
bah, they fixed it
― HI DERE, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:44 (fourteen years ago) link
I can't imagine being the editor that said "let's go with the tree pelican over BABIES TOSSED OFF 50-FOOT TOWER FOR LUCK"
― I DIED, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:44 (fourteen years ago) link
NEW CAMPAIGN METAPHOR
― I DIED, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:45 (fourteen years ago) link
Guys, it's contagious: as I'm typing this, the BBC (BBC 2 TV) have a graphologist analyzing this year's Snooker world championship quarter finalists' handwriting.
― StanM, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:49 (fourteen years ago) link
Recuers?
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:50 (fourteen years ago) link
baby tossing footage is mind-blowing
"no, no, no oh shit they're not really oh shit they are HEY THAT LOOKS LIKE FUN"
― milo z, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:51 (fourteen years ago) link
the bouncing, not the dropping
Which would you rather do this weekend? Play "Grand Theft Auto IV" 8% Watch "Iron Man" 15% Both 4% Neither 72%
― James Mitchell, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:57 (fourteen years ago) link
lol, CNN.com didn't count on the silent "Not A Big Fucking Nerd" majority
― HI DERE, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:58 (fourteen years ago) link
Which would you rather do this weekend? Get stuck in tree 8% Drop babies for luck 15% 17 minutes, 4 seconds - no breathing 4% Don't let a hospital kill you 72%
― I DIED, Thursday, 1 May 2008 15:01 (fourteen years ago) link
WHO RECUE ME FROM HOSPITAL DEATH?
― Abbott, Thursday, 1 May 2008 15:28 (fourteen years ago) link
So is the pelican okay? PLZ let me know soon cause I gotta go camp out for Iron Man tix...
― Viceroy, Thursday, 1 May 2008 15:34 (fourteen years ago) link
Sign up for instant pelican updates on your phone and you'll not have to worry.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 May 2008 15:35 (fourteen years ago) link
Opportunity!
Firefox can't find the server at www.treestrandedpelican.com
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 May 2008 15:36 (fourteen years ago) link
I just searched for news on the pelican because I'm on the edge of my seat here. All I found was this thread.
― ENBB, Thursday, 1 May 2008 15:36 (fourteen years ago) link
Is SOMEONE chucking live fish up to it? Please, a firefighter helicopter needs to drop buckets of live fish over this tree.
― Abbott, Thursday, 1 May 2008 15:37 (fourteen years ago) link
Prosty the Spokesgland
Pelican Prosty
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 May 2008 15:41 (fourteen years ago) link
the stranded spokesfowl
― Abbott, Thursday, 1 May 2008 15:43 (fourteen years ago) link
https://c1.staticflickr.com/1/532/32536015102_23eee31d48_b.jpg
― ornate orchestral arrangements (DJP), Friday, 3 February 2017 19:19 (five years ago) link
― how's life, Friday, 3 February 2017 19:23 (five years ago) link
I have been trying to avoid making FAKE NEWS jokes but they are not making it easy
― ornate orchestral arrangements (DJP), Friday, 3 February 2017 19:27 (five years ago) link
Hahahaha
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 4 February 2017 02:15 (five years ago) link
omg
― example (crüt), Saturday, 4 February 2017 02:37 (five years ago) link
Wait until you hear Natalie Maines' new version of "Unforgettable".
― pplains, Saturday, 4 February 2017 03:05 (five years ago) link
that is shades of the kindergarten teacher who told us all we were going to listen to the news because one of our classmates was going to be on, only for us to hear a story about how was killed in a car accident because he was sticking his head out of the window
― ^likes black girls (HI DERE), Thursday, December 18, 2008 2:49 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 5 February 2017 17:47 (five years ago) link
Footballer signed after feeding girlfriend to dogs
the story is really grim and awful, and the signing did not take place IMMEDIATELY after, it's years later and he was just paroled, but at first i was thinking some team was like "hey this guy's got what it takes!"
― nomar, Tuesday, 14 March 2017 19:41 (five years ago) link
only seven years. i'm usually all about forgiveness/ rehabilitation but i'm not so thrilled about this dude prospering after kidnapping, torturing, and murdering someone
― Treeship, Tuesday, 14 March 2017 20:35 (five years ago) link
like seriously, talk about trivializing violence against women
the problem with the CNN headline is that they used the term "controversial" to describe the decision, like this was about miley cyrus smoking weed in an instagram video or something
― Treeship, Tuesday, 14 March 2017 20:36 (five years ago) link
this was in brazil btw
if you're wondering about the lenience of the sentence etc.
― Islamic State of Mind (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 14 March 2017 20:51 (five years ago) link
i know
― Treeship, Tuesday, 14 March 2017 21:01 (five years ago) link
brazil is one of the worst countries in latin america to be a woman and they have huge problems with prison overcrowding and are undergoing their worst ever depression
― Islamic State of Mind (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 14 March 2017 21:07 (five years ago) link
http://www.cnn.com/2017/03/13/health/abortion-texas-lawmaker-trnd/?iid=ob_lockedrail_topeditorial
like "ok haha" yes technically the byline is correct but doesn't reflect the actual satirical intent of the bill, meaning a buncha "omg America is so stupid" yuk yuks will share this tonight without reading it.
― waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Monday, 20 March 2017 21:58 (five years ago) link
man can't believe he got a DUI and killed a zookeeper in the same week
http://i63.tinypic.com/3130l1w.png
― Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 30 May 2017 02:48 (five years ago) link
Did I seriously just load the tinypic 404 graphic on a fresh post in 2017
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 30 May 2017 02:51 (five years ago) link
http://i68.tinypic.com/veveza.jpg
― Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 30 May 2017 02:52 (five years ago) link
Great use of filling 16x9 frame centered on 1x1 image.
― pplains, Tuesday, 30 May 2017 03:11 (five years ago) link
http://nypost.com/2017/06/01/doctors-warns-women-against-putting-wasp-nests-in-their-vaginas/
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 2 June 2017 11:14 (five years ago) link
different Tiger kills zookeeper? xpost
― StanM, Friday, 2 June 2017 11:16 (five years ago) link
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/Screen%20Shot%202017-06-19%20at%201.58.59%20PM_zps2vrowceu.png
― nomar, Monday, 19 June 2017 21:08 (five years ago) link
A veggie by any other name may actually get eatenNot eating enough fruit led to to an estimated 7.5% diet-related cardiometabolic deaths in 2012, the researchers said in a recent study in JAMA. Two servings of fruit are recommended each day. A serving would equal one whole fruit, such as an entire banana, or one cup equivalent.
One-month sugar detox: Here's how to do it
― Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Tuesday, 20 June 2017 10:26 (five years ago) link
Analysis: Kushner's fall from Secretary of Everything to ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
― omar little, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 16:52 (four years ago) link
Hahahaha wait
― Embalming is a flirty business (DJP), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 18:22 (four years ago) link
Analysis: Time to send Congress a message t('_'t)
― omar little, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 18:24 (four years ago) link
McCabe: This is about Mueller and Trump's 'war on the FBI'
didn't know mueller had a war on the FBI
― adam the (abanana), Saturday, 17 March 2018 04:35 (four years ago) link
Analysis: The 14 most ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ lines from Trump's 'Fox & Friends' interview
― adam the (abanana), Thursday, 24 May 2018 19:09 (four years ago) link
https://media.giphy.com/media/QQZgTehcKrD2w/giphy.gif
― omar little, Thursday, 24 May 2018 19:21 (four years ago) link
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/CAE4C5EB-8BA2-40EC-BBBE-C9F9229AACD5_zpsmzaigtgr.jpeg
― omar little, Saturday, 14 July 2018 00:07 (three years ago) link
https://www.cnn.com/2018/08/10/opinions/look-out-trump-china-is-stealing-africa-opinion-intl/index.html
renormalizing colonialism ... or maybe i guess just straight up admitting it never went out of style?
― the late great, Friday, 10 August 2018 21:49 (three years ago) link
https://www-m.cnn.com/2019/06/21/health/young-people-horn-skulls-trnd/index.html
― omar little, Friday, 21 June 2019 22:45 (three years ago) link
https://nypost.com/2020/07/08/cant-get-a-facial-in-lockdown-try-a-butt-one-instead/
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 8 July 2020 23:56 (one year ago) link
try a butt one
― brimstead, Thursday, 9 July 2020 02:15 (one year ago) link
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― I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Thursday, 9 July 2020 02:25 (one year ago) link
Client Marian Shelley, 33, recently had her first booty facial and called it “luxurious.”
― shout-out to his family (DJP), Thursday, 9 July 2020 10:19 (one year ago) link
Got rid of the bootyflakez
― I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Thursday, 9 July 2020 10:38 (one year ago) link
i still can't get this out of my head
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Saturday, 14 November 2020 05:29 (one year ago) link
is the maintenance visit for this butt facial, a couple of weeks later, called a rebuttal?
― StanM, Saturday, 14 November 2020 07:52 (one year ago) link
hey let’s all be cool and try a butt one
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 14 November 2020 10:09 (one year ago) link
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/tentacles-manhattan-da-s-trump-probe-reach-former-bodyguard-calamari-n1271940
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 22 June 2021 21:36 (one year ago) link
Tentacles of Manhattan DA's Trump probe reach former bodyguard Calamari
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 22 June 2021 21:37 (one year ago) link
hah
― wasdnuos (abanana), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 23:24 (one year ago) link
This is the lead story on the entertainment page today:
https://www.cnn.com/2021/08/04/entertainment/lizzo-chris-evans-trnd/index.html
Clearly wtf, but also how great would it be if Lizzo and Chris Evans actually did have a baby together?
― Karl Havoc (DJP), Wednesday, 4 August 2021 16:28 (ten months ago) link
also I am still back on the booty facial
― Karl Havoc (DJP), Wednesday, 4 August 2021 16:35 (ten months ago) link
imagining Project Pat's voice chanting
TRY A BUTT ONE INSTEADTRY A BUTT ONE INSTEADTRY A BUTT ONE INSTEADTRY A BUTT ONE INSTEAD
― making splashes at Dan Flashes (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 4 August 2021 17:39 (ten months ago) link
https://www.spokesman.com/stories/2021/jul/15/little-red-corvette-hit-by-car-going-much-too-fast/
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 11 August 2021 00:20 (ten months ago) link
that gets a well-earned groan
― a gentle push against my Wonder Bread face (DJP), Wednesday, 11 August 2021 15:48 (ten months ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/LAmEzPN.jpg
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 22 June 2022 22:40 (one week ago) link
hard go out there for a deaf kitty
― maf you one two (maffew12), Wednesday, 22 June 2022 23:28 (one week ago) link