[nsfw] SHITTING DICK NIPPLES

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are the sort of think sober people drive around at 6AM prank-calling radio stations requesting (Do you have their new album "Cocktail Bar"?)

Stevie D, Sunday, 5 August 2007 10:49 (twelve years ago) link

This is a classy thread.

I'm the type of person that prank calls people at random and asks "is your fridge is running? It is? Then you better go and run after it then!"

King Boy Pato, Sunday, 5 August 2007 10:54 (twelve years ago) link

He also called this cab company asking for a pickup at "sheeting deek-neeple avenyou" and after repeating it like 3 times, the guy on the other line yelled something among the lines of YOUR MOTHER SUCKS MY COCK YOU FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER. classic.

Stevie D, Sunday, 5 August 2007 10:56 (twelve years ago) link

the overwhelming absurdity of the shitting dick nipples is not to be taken lightly. it can be especially laughter-fit inducing amongst 18-25 year olds. those who find themselves at diners in New Jersey at 4 in the morning are especially at risk.

Stevie D, Sunday, 5 August 2007 10:59 (twelve years ago) link

I've only seen New Jersey through a Greyhound bus window and I intend to keep it that way, especially after this new knowledge.

King Boy Pato, Sunday, 5 August 2007 11:04 (twelve years ago) link

WAU.

The shitting dick at right is actually jizzzing dick though.

Drooone, Sunday, 5 August 2007 23:32 (twelve years ago) link

yes, is true.

more examples can be seen at http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Shitting_dick_nipples

Stevie D, Sunday, 5 August 2007 23:46 (twelve years ago) link

Very Good.

Drooone, Monday, 6 August 2007 00:14 (twelve years ago) link

it can be especially laughter-fit inducing amongst <strike>18-25</strike>12-15 year olds.

tehresa, Monday, 6 August 2007 03:13 (twelve years ago) link

i always forget to convert to bbcode. pwnd.

tehresa, Monday, 6 August 2007 03:13 (twelve years ago) link

tehresa, you might have FAILED THE SPELLING BEE but you have PASSED THE 1P3PSI CHALLENGE!!

King Boy Pato, Monday, 6 August 2007 06:17 (twelve years ago) link

three months pass...

a rather dark period in the history of this board

gershy, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 08:30 (twelve years ago) link

fuck you no way. I was so happy to see it bumped up to the top.

Stevie D, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 08:43 (twelve years ago) link

stevie d's moment

xpost

karachi handshake, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 08:44 (twelve years ago) link

it's cool, stevie, we're all about luv on this board

gershy, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 08:45 (twelve years ago) link

penis/shit/nip/nip love

karachi handshake, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 08:50 (twelve years ago) link

Bad.

roxymuzak, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 08:57 (twelve years ago) link

It appears she's a sportscaster, and I think the dicknipps are the color commentators. (The left one took the term too literally: "I show you: Brrrooowwwwnnnn!")

Abbott, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 23:28 (twelve years ago) link

Pictures like this make me think far fewer Japanese baby boys get circumcised than boys born in American hospitals.

Abbott, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 23:29 (twelve years ago) link

America loves it's foreskin-knifin'

Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 29 November 2007 00:38 (twelve years ago) link

I think it is a shame and a waste.

Abbott, Thursday, 29 November 2007 01:03 (twelve years ago) link

ehh who cares, just skin

latebloomer, Thursday, 29 November 2007 04:44 (twelve years ago) link

^lack of the 'skin.

W4LTER, Thursday, 29 November 2007 06:35 (twelve years ago) link

The first thing I noticed about that was "ew! Black tights!"

roxymuzak, Thursday, 29 November 2007 06:51 (twelve years ago) link

JW's "contribution" lacks the class of Stevie D's.

I'm proud to have introduced Stevie D to 1p3, btw. One of things I never get thanked for!!

King Boy Pato, Thursday, 29 November 2007 09:30 (twelve years ago) link

ten months pass...

penis/shit/nip/nip love

― karachi handshake

velko, Monday, 27 October 2008 05:59 (eleven years ago) link

RTS SPOR

(unregistered) (PappaWheelie V), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 04:52 (eleven years ago) link

<3

wilter, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 04:55 (eleven years ago) link

nine months pass...

happy anniversary!

velko, Thursday, 6 August 2009 02:59 (ten years ago) link

WHY DID I FUCKING CLICK ON THIS THREAD? I KNEW WHAT I WAS IN FOR. GAH!!!!!

ENBB, Thursday, 6 August 2009 03:10 (ten years ago) link

the first pic isn't even the worst one.

free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 03:12 (ten years ago) link

last one would make an A+ t-shirt

❊❁❄❆❇❃✴❈plaxico❈✴❃❇❆❄❁❊ (I know, right?), Thursday, 6 August 2009 03:20 (ten years ago) link

three weeks pass...

oh my god.

my bach penises and their contrapuntal technique (the table is the table), Tuesday, 1 September 2009 03:25 (ten years ago) link

I have been trying to figure out what the Japanese name for those drawings of women with multiple, really exaggeratedly large boobs is. Like, they'll have multiple boobs and multiple nipples and probably cows' ears or something. I saw a few pictures a few years ago and now it's like they don't exist (I'm all like, what, no meme?). That "Nipplicious Dick Goddess" is ridiculous. It's hilarious that people have made some kind of live action version of the picture in the original post or whatever it's a variation of.

bamcquern, Tuesday, 1 September 2009 03:29 (ten years ago) link

four months pass...

happy new year!

velko, Saturday, 2 January 2010 00:11 (nine years ago) link

I like how this thread is so not safe that it needs TWO warnings plus the third warning that is the title

art crut (The Reverend), Saturday, 2 January 2010 00:39 (nine years ago) link

seven months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SRGP2ct6LY

buzza, Thursday, 5 August 2010 02:56 (nine years ago) link

Shitting dick nipples has robbed me of some precious sleep in my day.

spanikopitcon (Abbott), Friday, 6 August 2010 23:13 (nine years ago) link

two months pass...

I am sorry Abbbottt.

Shallots Are As Good As Joyce Brothers (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 29 October 2010 05:22 (nine years ago) link

two months pass...

good song!

gr8080, Friday, 14 January 2011 04:07 (eight years ago) link

eight months pass...

Dipstick Then Lisping

cocaine snorting suburbanite who says "retard" (buzza), Thursday, 29 September 2011 03:02 (eight years ago) link

shitting dick nipples itt

thank you BIG HOOS, you brilliant god-man (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 29 September 2011 03:28 (eight years ago) link

one year passes...

http://orz.gurochan.net/req/archive/1110774277

buzza, Saturday, 17 November 2012 04:19 (seven years ago) link

Fallen world, seven trumpets sounding, etc.

Come Into My Layer (Old Lunch), Saturday, 17 November 2012 05:20 (seven years ago) link

22 Name: m 2005-09-15 18:56 ID:q+P5RCZ9 [Del]
this is the stupidest, least erotic bullshit ive ever seen posted. there is absolutley nothing sexy about shtting nipples. it doent even make sense.

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Saturday, 17 November 2012 06:45 (seven years ago) link

Name: Hooly 2005-09-07 20:44 ID:XGBXwe3A [Del]
Screw my girlfriend having all the fun, if shitting dicks came out of my tits, that'd ROCK!

sarahell, Saturday, 17 November 2012 08:34 (seven years ago) link

one year passes...
one year passes...

http://i.imgur.com/zkYhuVE.jpg

, Sunday, 27 March 2016 17:31 (three years ago) link

three years pass...

Dick nips

Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Saturday, 9 November 2019 23:56 (one month ago) link

yes?

cryborg (rip van wanko), Sunday, 10 November 2019 01:12 (four weeks ago) link

I thought saying it would summon them

Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Sunday, 10 November 2019 02:00 (four weeks ago) link


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