The 1p3 Top 100 Reasons Why Australia Is Awesome, Mate

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100. chicken salt

― King Esteban Records (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 00:28 (sixteen years ago) link

99. http://www.andrew.cmu.edu/user/popkave/silverchair.jpg

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 00:30 (sixteen years ago) link

lol

rly

― King Esteban Records (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 00:30 (sixteen years ago) link

98. adelaide cult hero, JOHNNY

― King Esteban Records (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 00:32 (sixteen years ago) link

97. mel gibson ran the jews out of australia with his inteceptor!!

― King Esteban Records (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 00:36 (sixteen years ago) link

96. bunyips

― King Esteban Records (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 00:40 (sixteen years ago) link

95. hot babes

― electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsound), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 01:36 (sixteen years ago) link

94 stingrays

― timmy tannin (pompous), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 02:10 (sixteen years ago) link

93. "Australia's Next Top Model"

― Chinchilla Volapük (Captain Sleep), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 03:24 (sixteen years ago) link

92. Game shows that involve opening suitcases.

91. Having to specify what size beer you want.

90. No tipping.

89. Two dollar coins the size of a Sweet Tart.

88. Shit like this going on all the damn time.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 04:04 (sixteen years ago) link

87. king's cross sydney is the southern hemisphere's # 1 transexual prostitute neighborhood

― NokiyaUp (jergins), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 06:34 (sixteen years ago) link

(Rly? I thought it was in Brazil...)

― King Esteban Records (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 06:55 (sixteen years ago) link

86. red rooster
85. kfc in australia (because they put chicken salt on the chips)

― King Esteban Records (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 06:57 (sixteen years ago) link

84. http://www.saxton.com.au/saxton_db_data/images/Donikian_George.jpg

― King Esteban Records (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 07:00 (sixteen years ago) link

83. http://www.dairyfarmers.com.au/internet/images/products/coonimage3.gif

― King Esteban Records (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 07:06 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.memorygongs.com/hrrrm.jpg

― teh_kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 07:38 (sixteen years ago) link

81. golden gaytime

― electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsound), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 07:49 (sixteen years ago) link

80. The Ring

― teh_kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 11:20 (sixteen years ago) link

79. Coopers Pale Ale
78. Coopers Best Extra Stout
77. Coopers Sparkling Ale
76. Coopers Dark Ale
75. Little Creatures Pale Ale (!)
74. James Squire Amber Ale (!!)

― King Esteban Records (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 12:15 (sixteen years ago) link

73. Tooheys Old (!!!)

― King Esteban Records (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 12:16 (sixteen years ago) link

72. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/51/SimonDeering.jpg

― King Esteban Records (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 12:19 (sixteen years ago) link

71. pavlova
70. better tasting coke
69. ocean ocean everywhere
68. samboy salt and vinegar chips
67. tim tams

― sunny successor (katharine), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 12:21 (sixteen years ago) link

66. red rock deli chips
65. chicken twisties

― King Esteban Records (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 12:22 (sixteen years ago) link

64. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrT-4Q4BCmI

― King Esteban Records (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 12:26 (sixteen years ago) link

63. bitchin' game show hosts

http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/8229/bertandpattimz4.jpg

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/8726/newpriceisrightzk0.jpg

http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/9862/tonyqz3.jpg

http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/2941/johnadrianagz1.jpg

http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/9103/dealaustraliaabj5.jpg

― sunny successor (katharine), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 12:36 (sixteen years ago) link

CAR?

― sunny successor (katharine), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 12:37 (sixteen years ago) link

62. stingray armies

http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/2900/stingraystory1qh7.jpg

― sunny successor (katharine), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 12:42 (sixteen years ago) link

61.
http://img1.travelblog.org/Photos/11746/50236/f/278681-Cassowary-Warning-Sign-2.jpg

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 16:58 (sixteen years ago) link

56. "Don't Want To Be Grant McLennan"

― King Esteban Records (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 23:39 (sixteen years ago) link

so good it doesnt rhyme

― sunny successor (katharine), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 23:51 (sixteen years ago) link

55. Robert Forster's Hair, circa 1987

― King Esteban Records (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 23:56 (sixteen years ago) link

what's the building? i love it.

― jed_ (jed), Thursday, 5 October 2006 00:35 (sixteen years ago) link

54. "Do yourself a favour and get Duran Duran's new one, Seven and The Ragged Tiger!" http://www.laurenbergman.com.au/images/molly/molly_05.jpg

― King Esteban Records (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Thursday, 5 October 2006 10:31 (sixteen years ago) link

53. The half-a-flush button on top of most toilets.

52. The raised platform in front of most urinals that I don't understand.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 5 October 2006 12:50 (sixteen years ago) link

51.

― sunny successor (katharine), Thursday, 5 October 2006 13:07 (sixteen years ago) link

i mean:

51.
http://www.burning-heart.net/releasethebatsfrontcover.jpg

― sunny successor (katharine), Thursday, 5 October 2006 13:07 (sixteen years ago) link

50. pink lakes

http://www.stevografix.com/images/pink_lake.jpg

― sunny successor (katharine), Thursday, 5 October 2006 13:09 (sixteen years ago) link

49.
http://www.rediff.com/cricket/2002/sep/14shane.jpg

― sunny successor (katharine), Thursday, 5 October 2006 13:10 (sixteen years ago) link

I think I have been to that pink lake.

There is no water in it!

― King Esteban Records (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Thursday, 5 October 2006 13:11 (sixteen years ago) link

48. http://www.royandhg.com/clubbuggery/rhg6.jpg

― King Esteban Records (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Thursday, 5 October 2006 13:13 (sixteen years ago) link

actually australian architecture is totally where it's at.

― jed_ (jed), Thursday, 5 October 2006 16:47 (sixteen years ago) link

47. Harold Holt didn't have gills and wasn't immortal.

― King-a-Ling (King-a-Ling), Thursday, 5 October 2006 23:34 (sixteen years ago) link

bryce, i just said that because i was looking through a big new architecture book (maybe one of the taschen "architecture now" series) and alot of the things that made me pause were by australian architects. of course i'm totally talking *style* here rather than the social side of things. call me shallow :)

― jed_ (jed), Friday, 6 October 2006 00:32 (sixteen years ago) link

47. Harold Holt didn't have gills and wasn't immortal.

ARE YOU SURE??

― sunny successor (katharine), Friday, 6 October 2006 02:54 (sixteen years ago) link

46. http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/7341/energizer15cr.jpg

― am0n (am0n), Saturday, 7 October 2006 18:10 (sixteen years ago) link

45. Hugo Weaving's forehead

― got yourself a fish biscuit! (nickalicious), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 13:26 (sixteen years ago) link

http://lost.punt.nl/upload/claire/lost2.jpeg

― teh_kit (g-kit), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 13:27 (sixteen years ago) link

43. "The Mick Molloy Show"

― The Real Esteban Buttez (EstieButtez1), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 13:31 (sixteen years ago) link

fourty four is on the mark

― jelky (jergins), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 16:34 (sixteen years ago) link

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30. Darren "Boof" Lehmann

― SAVE IT FOR THE CAKE LIST YOU CRAZY BROAD (patog27), Monday, 15 January 2007 00:19 (sixteen years ago) link

29. Now Esteban-Buttez free!

― jambalaya backgammon (grady), Monday, 15 January 2007 01:39 (sixteen years ago) link

Not until next week, son.

― SAVE IT FOR THE CAKE LIST YOU CRAZY BROAD (patog27), Monday, 15 January 2007 02:56 (sixteen years ago) link

two months pass...

28. http://www.postermandan.com/images/kissorkill1_small.jpg

― jergïns, Monday, 2 April 2007 14:57 (fifteen years ago) link

27.
http://www.britsuperstore.com/acatalog/maltesers_box.jpg

― sunny successor, Monday, 2 April 2007 15:31 (fifteen years ago) link

26.
http://images.calorieking.com.au/branding/dc/runtime/portionsense/354.jpg

― sunny successor, Monday, 2 April 2007 15:33 (fifteen years ago) link

25. http://www.cokecce.co.uk/cce/workingforus/images/brands_img_lemonade.jpg

― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 2 April 2007 16:07 (fifteen years ago) link

24. the hottest man in australia

http://www.amo.org.au/media/artist/7642.jpg

― sunny successor, Monday, 2 April 2007 16:51 (fifteen years ago) link

that would be tex perkins

― sunny successor, Monday, 2 April 2007 16:52 (fifteen years ago) link

Taking pre-emptive measures against vampires.

― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 2 April 2007 17:07 (fifteen years ago) link

he looks like you!

― sunny successor, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:03 (fifteen years ago) link

23. Downhearted by Australian Crawl

― badg, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 04:09 (fifteen years ago) link

BROKEN DREAMS THAT NEVER REALLY STARTED

― sunny successor, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 16:36 (fifteen years ago) link

yea-yeah

― badg, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 04:17 (fifteen years ago) link

Tex Perkins rly looks like David Boreanz in that pic! Thats so spooky.

― Trayce, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 01:45 (fifteen years ago) link

Also g-kit is right. Australia is TOTALLY AWES because of me, and you know it.

― Trayce, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 07:31 (fifteen years ago) link

22. ORIGIN!
http://sydney.diarystar.com.au/userimages/user1078_1147053601.jpg

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j171/mdanielwalter/Eliasblood.jpg

― Drooone, Friday, 13 April 2007 07:07 (fifteen years ago) link

Arrghh Rugby. My dad is friends with David Campese. This factoid always fails to impress most people.

― Trayce, Sunday, 15 April 2007 06:24 (fifteen years ago) link

Isn't Campese a total wanker?

― Drooone, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 06:13 (fifteen years ago) link

The only good State of Origin is Australian Rules State of Origin and they don't play that anymore :-(

― King Boy Pato, Friday, 20 April 2007 00:26 (fifteen years ago) link

21. Jarrod 'Toadfish' Rebecchi

― badg, Monday, 23 April 2007 01:22 (fifteen years ago) link

Apparently there used to be a pie shop with a sign out the front that read "Peter Sterling eats and enjoys pies". Not their pies or anything, just that he likes eating meat in the pie format. So

20. "Peter Sterling eats and enjoys pies"

― webber, Monday, 23 April 2007 23:23 (fifteen years ago) link

...there used to be a pie shop in Parramatta...

― webber, Monday, 23 April 2007 23:24 (fifteen years ago) link

I used to have a crush on Peter Sterling when I was like, 10 years old and my brothers were into rugby league *embarrased*. I had an Eels football sweater and everything. Haha... god! I dont even like football.

― Trayce, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 01:11 (fifteen years ago) link

trayce, i had an eels scarf and socks around the same age and considered myself a fan but i didnt (and dont) like rugby either. weird.

― sunny successor, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 13:49 (fifteen years ago) link

19.

http://www.symbiozoo.com.au/images/map.gif

― sunny successor, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 13:52 (fifteen years ago) link

eight months pass...

i got to have a tim tam today!

― gr8080, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 10:34 (fifteen years ago) link

Did you have it as a straw with tea/coffee??

― King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 11:03 (fifteen years ago) link

18. "Errol" by Australian Crawl

― King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 11:04 (fifteen years ago) link

17. australian party boy

― jergïns, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 17:14 (fifteen years ago) link

― gr8080, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 17:54 (fifteen years ago) link

um yes, the Australian one, not the Congolese one.

16. high-rise terminal

― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 20:21 (fifteen years ago) link

eight months pass...

15.Stoner seizes pole in Australia

― your friend the drunk (jergins), Saturday, 4 October 2008 21:56 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

^^lol

14. http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc128/jabba_h/jzfshn.jpg

― WHALE WARS (jabba hands), Sunday, 9 November 2008 23:19 (fourteen years ago) link

what

― barack husession (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 9 November 2008 23:19 (fourteen years ago) link

http://i37.tinypic.com/2v13gvs.jpg

― ▧_▨ (wilter), Sunday, 9 November 2008 23:47 (fourteen years ago) link

incredible

― thereminimum chips (electricsound), Sunday, 9 November 2008 23:50 (fourteen years ago) link

i was just gonna send them a tax deductible gift too :/

― horrible (harbl), Sunday, 9 November 2008 23:53 (fourteen years ago) link

JIZZ FASHION!

Thats it, I'm going on a trip to Sydney.

― Trayce, Tuesday, 11 November 2008 03:50 (fourteen years ago) link

parade

― a country packed with ponies (sunny successor), Tuesday, 11 November 2008 03:52 (fourteen years ago) link

yes, the parade aspect is very important.

― estela, Tuesday, 11 November 2008 03:53 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.toymate.net/images/Fashion%20Parade_l.jpg

― a country packed with ponies (sunny successor), Tuesday, 11 November 2008 04:43 (fourteen years ago) link

five years pass...

13. i just witnessed two kookaburras sitting in an old gum tree laughing very loudly and merrily, showing off their gums.

― estela, Monday, 18 August 2014 03:50 (eight years ago) link

i would probably not be able to stop laughing @ kookaburras if i lived near them

― example (crüt), Monday, 18 August 2014 04:31 (eight years ago) link

i don't think you could either, i always do when they show up. we get them outside our window sometimes and you can get up quite close them and they don't mind at all, they are a good blend of affability and boldness.

― estela, Monday, 18 August 2014 05:00 (eight years ago) link

just went and got some

68. samboy salt and vinegar chips

― sunny successor (katharine), Wednesday, October 4, 2006 10:21 PM (7 years ago)

for the first time since the 80s bcz of this revive

― boney tassel (sic), Monday, 18 August 2014 06:54 (eight years ago) link

one year passes...

12.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=JHOBhgjc1Jc

― pplains, Saturday, 6 February 2016 00:59 (seven years ago) link

otm

― mookieproof, Saturday, 6 February 2016 01:01 (seven years ago) link

seven years pass...

11. That time Harry Connick Jr refused to participate in racism despite the pleas and rationalizations of an ostrich puppet.

― But who are we doing it versus? (sunny successor), Saturday, 11 February 2023 03:26 (one month ago) link

10. https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fbucketeer-e05bbc84-baa3-437e-9518-adb32be77984.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd9eeeca3-2e54-4ba9-a035-f38168fe4e88_1536x2048.jpeg

― assert (matttkkkk), Saturday, 11 February 2023 03:50 (one month ago) link

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