name the symptoms you have been having

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1. fluttering heart
2. severe insomnia
3. blurry vision
4. cotton mouth
5. nausea
6. sore throat
7. productive cough
8. anxiety

hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Friday, 6 August 2004 17:17 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

1. fluttering heart
2. severe insomnia
3. black rim around eyes
4. backache
5. wrist pains
6. fatigue
7. fanny warts
8. anxiety

parakeet_esparanto (parakeetesparanto), Friday, 6 August 2004 19:01 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

How can you have fanny warts if you lack a fanny? Sorry to bring reality into it.

hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Friday, 6 August 2004 19:29 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

fanny = butthole, butthole ;-)

dog latin (dog latin), Saturday, 7 August 2004 02:57 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

What? What kind of brit are you!?

hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Saturday, 7 August 2004 15:06 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

1. Sharp pain in left eye
2. Muscle twitching in right eye
3. Grumpiness

dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 09:23 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

New one today:

Kidney pain.

hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 18:03 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

drowsiness again.

parakeet_esparanto (parakeetesparanto), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 22:55 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

lousiness
continued stabbing pain in left eye
ache in chest
feeling rough.

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 16 August 2004 06:50 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

I've been having a pain in my left eye too. What does this mean?

"Lousiness"? I hope you don't mean it literally.

hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Monday, 16 August 2004 16:30 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

Sharp, random pains.

hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 03:14 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

- clicky jaw
- twinge near kidney
- rash from where my backpack rubs against my fatness
- both legs going CRRRACK all the time
- swollen sinuses
- enormous member

pigeons_tok pisin (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 03:41 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

Oh my god, I have a chronic clicky jaw. Every time I open my mouth wider than an inch there is a thundering crack. I greet enormous members with concern.

hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 04:30 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

Clearly our conditions are identical.

Mine prevents me eating large/hard things.

pigeons_tok pisin (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 05:14 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

ones I'm so used to i forgot to include
- aching shoulders
- cricky upper back
- skinny ankles

dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 10:04 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

Are skinny ankles symptomatic of something? Put me down for that one as well.

hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 22:17 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

gee this board is one sick bunch! priapism and skinny ankles!!

- wrist making clicking noises
- tiredness

- black hair

parakeet_esparanto (parakeetesparanto), Thursday, 19 August 2004 08:55 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

What's black hair a symptom of? Hotness?

hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Thursday, 19 August 2004 21:25 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

- stomach cramps
- presbyopia
- angst bright on by the 'aw' thread's gradual loss of originality

pigeons_tok pisin (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 19 August 2004 23:36 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

- saying 'bright' instead of 'brought'

pigeons_tok pisin (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 19 August 2004 23:36 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

- alchoholism

hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Friday, 20 August 2004 05:12 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

I guess that's not so much a symptom as a disease on its own. But so far the only symptoms of that are fun and a shrinking wallet.

hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Friday, 20 August 2004 05:13 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

other eye aching now, but in a different way.

catgreek (dog latin), Friday, 20 August 2004 09:09 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

- unable to spell with a pen

aw, pigeon.

parakeet_esparanto (parakeetesparanto), Friday, 20 August 2004 14:14 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

-really painful blisters on hands (this is from drumming, not the herps or anything)
-stiff neck today

hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Friday, 20 August 2004 17:28 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

My hands just hurt. All the time. Really sharp, shooting pains. Dull, nagging, constant pains. Pains in the joints. Pains in the muscles. Pains. All day.

hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Saturday, 21 August 2004 17:40 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

MDMA comedown
grumpy co-workers

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 23 August 2004 09:07 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

dog latin has a very loose definition of "symptoms"

parakeet_esparanto (parakeetesparanto), Monday, 23 August 2004 14:29 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

Ok, now the pain in my hand has spread to my lower wrist. I can't even play TV Party on the drums all the way through. Not that I would want to do that.

hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 01:17 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

DRY SKIN

hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Thursday, 26 August 2004 16:56 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

dry your skin mate

parakeet_esparanto (parakeetesparanto), Friday, 27 August 2004 10:38 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

Spotty skin
Repeating food
RSI

dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 2 September 2004 10:02 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

five months pass...
i just caught the illness with no real syndrome, all i get is

the feeling that i'm ill
extreme fatigue
the pussiest of temperatures (99.5F)

parakeet_esparanto (parakeetesparanto), Sunday, 13 February 2005 19:10 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

lightheaded feeling of flying

(Jon L), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 08:27 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

(oops forgot pet language name)

squibbon fortran (Jon L), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 08:27 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

SORE THROAT
:((((((((((

marmot wolof (marmotwolof), Wednesday, 16 February 2005 13:15 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

(it's ok, that rule got pwn3ed)

I have a sore throat too, really bad.

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 17 February 2005 02:09 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

runny nose
sore throat
kennel cough
lethargy
depression

hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Friday, 18 February 2005 13:17 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

six months pass...
itchy scalp
red eyelids
distracted

Old School (sexyDancer), Thursday, 8 September 2005 19:18 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

* itchy patch on my lower left leg - possible spider bite
* cracked heels - just totally gross from being in water a lot
* shoulder pain
* lower back ache - constant
* tiny blue leg spot that I pray is not the start of a vericose vein
* mood swings
* sobs
* really bad burps that are worse the last month
* swollen ankles if I am on my feet too much
* tossing & turning all night

btw - I am not over 60 as this list makes it appear

nijoli (nijoli), Thursday, 8 September 2005 22:13 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

one year passes...
persistent dry itchy cough, worse at night
sinus pain

get bent, Thursday, 3 May 2007 11:16 (eleven years ago) Permalink

* Motor disturbances
* Stupor
* Negativism
* Rigidity
* Agitation
* Inability to take care of personal needs
* Decreased sensitivity to painful stimulus
* Delusional thoughts of persecution or of a grandiose nature
* Anxiety
* Anger
* Violence
* Argumentativeness
* Incoherence
* Regressive behavior
* Flat affect
* Delusions
* Hallucinations
* Inappropriate laughter
* Repetitive mannerisms
* Social withdrawal

Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:04 (eleven years ago) Permalink

* bumps in my bikini area after shaving
* the begining of a vericose vein (still)
* disgusting build up under my toenails
* thinning hair
* lower back pain
* abdominal cramping regularly
* bad breath
* dry skin

ni jo leeeeeee, Sunday, 6 May 2007 17:54 (eleven years ago) Permalink

* bumps in my bikini area after shaving

use ice (frozen water)

fuzz, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 01:34 (eleven years ago) Permalink

post shaving. ex-gf had this which i didn't like, a little research and i found a rememdy.

and ex-gf can be my symptom

fuzz, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 01:35 (eleven years ago) Permalink

a 1p3 classic?

roxymuzak, Thursday, 10 May 2007 16:48 (eleven years ago) Permalink

more symptoms today:

back tooth painfully scraping my inner mouth skin
road rash from a car wreck
lines on my chest that may be permanent wrinkles from a sunburn

roxymuzak, Thursday, 10 May 2007 18:26 (eleven years ago) Permalink

ah yes i too have gravel rash; from a motorcycle accident

fuzz, Friday, 11 May 2007 04:14 (eleven years ago) Permalink

oh. those were my symptoms. i guess roxy was signed in over here...

ni jo leeeeeee, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 00:36 (eleven years ago) Permalink

one year passes...

1. NAUSEA

genital grinder (roxymuzak), Monday, 15 September 2008 02:39 (ten years ago) Permalink

We're just suggesting "pregnant" for everything at this point, right?

Jesus doesn't want me for a thundercloud (Laurel), Thursday, 2 September 2010 21:48 (eight years ago) Permalink

pregnant or herpes - it's always one of the two

sarahel, Thursday, 2 September 2010 22:06 (eight years ago) Permalink

- overwhelming desire to wear housedresses
- sweaty

sarahel, Thursday, 2 September 2010 22:07 (eight years ago) Permalink

My diagnosis: It's summer.

Jesus doesn't want me for a thundercloud (Laurel), Friday, 3 September 2010 01:25 (eight years ago) Permalink

splinter in my cuticle

Misread that as 'sphincter'.

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Friday, 3 September 2010 07:44 (eight years ago) Permalink

'sphincter in my cubicle', even...

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Friday, 3 September 2010 07:44 (eight years ago) Permalink

heather, i dont own tweezers, but there is a splinter remover in my hiking supplies first aid kit fyi and ffr

proprietor of gib (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 15:14 (eight years ago) Permalink

oh. i got that splinter out.

now i think i have one that i can't see deep inside the bendy area of my ring finger from that surf board accident last week. my finger is not healing and it is VERY sensitive at the joint like something is IN there....

i am giving you the caesar salad of compliments (Nijoli), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 15:24 (eight years ago) Permalink

seven months pass...

- crawling, twitching sensation under my lower left eyelid. it's been a couple of days. maybe i have eye worms

just1n3, Thursday, 7 April 2011 03:36 (seven years ago) Permalink

-coughing
-sometimes phlegm comes up
-my breath feels hot and sort of has a sick-breath taste
-i can't get no sleep

ToeJam & Lewis (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 7 April 2011 18:55 (seven years ago) Permalink

upper respitory infection stevie.

Zero pumps, massive boner (thebingo), Friday, 8 April 2011 13:54 (seven years ago) Permalink

when i stick my finger in my left ear i get a clicking noise and it's half really entertaining and half worrying

kelpolaris, Saturday, 9 April 2011 04:56 (seven years ago) Permalink

okay, more like 70:30 on the entertaining side

kelpolaris, Saturday, 9 April 2011 04:57 (seven years ago) Permalink

all of u hie thee to the doctor

FUN FUN FUN FUN (gbx), Saturday, 9 April 2011 18:27 (seven years ago) Permalink

-scraped knee
-bruised arms
-missing id
-ugh

i couldn't vom outside, there was a bum watching me (№), Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:45 (seven years ago) Permalink

five months pass...

name the symptoms you have been having

Aerosol, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 20:08 (seven years ago) Permalink

three months pass...

serious pain behind my right eye - fuck!

Kelsey Glamour (Nijoli), Monday, 9 January 2012 20:27 (six years ago) Permalink

four months pass...

  • chest pain
  • weight loss
  • fits of euphoria

♆ (gr8080), Friday, 1 June 2012 16:43 (six years ago) Permalink

r u in luv, l-u-v?

kate78, Friday, 1 June 2012 18:19 (six years ago) Permalink

omg thats it

♆ (gr8080), Friday, 1 June 2012 18:26 (six years ago) Permalink

aw, best wishes g

estela, Saturday, 2 June 2012 00:17 (six years ago) Permalink

one year passes...

my left eye has been twitching since halloween!!

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 15:05 (five years ago) Permalink

I had some eye-twitch earlier this week for a few days. So annoying.

how's life, Wednesday, 6 November 2013 15:13 (five years ago) Permalink

ive had bouts of crazy eye-twitching

its usually caffeine/stress/lack-of-sleep related

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 17:55 (five years ago) Permalink

That's eyelid myokymia

Plasmon, Wednesday, 6 November 2013 18:43 (five years ago) Permalink

totally lack of sleep and dehyd in my case, i think

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 7 November 2013 03:53 (five years ago) Permalink

Good grief, I checked all the boxes.

how's life, Thursday, 7 November 2013 12:00 (five years ago) Permalink

five months pass...

i got my finger caught in a rope that was attached to a dog going a million miles an hour. there is a bruise on the underside of the last joint (top joint?) and it's bumpy on the top side, and it's reasonably swollen. it's super sensitive and i can't really bend it bc it's super stiff and painful. this is just a tough-it-out situation, right? i need to use both hands for my job, and they take kind of a bashing day to day, so i'm kind of nervous how much pain this is gonna cause me.

just1n3, Monday, 28 April 2014 05:15 (four years ago) Permalink

Go see a doctor, you need X-rays. Might be an extensor tendon avulsion and/or fracture of the distal phalanx:

http://www.fpnotebook.com/ortho/Hand/ExtnsrTndnInjryAtThDpJnt.htm

Plasmon, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 02:05 (four years ago) Permalink

if it's a lot better today, is probably ok? i can move it pretty fine, very little remaining stiffness, although the bruising worsened yesterday and it's still quite sensitive (caught it a door this morning, that fucking hurt). it's also less lumpy-looking.

just1n3, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 03:38 (four years ago) Permalink

get an x-ray

gbx, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 16:28 (four years ago) Permalink

Ok I wasn't going to bc I dread Dr visits, and my finger feels way better, but it's a weird colour and I figure 2 doctors saying the same thing might just be on to something.

just1n3, Thursday, 1 May 2014 15:22 (four years ago) Permalink

wrist pain
knee pain
ankle pain
fatigue

i guess i'm old?

^ 諷刺 (ken c), Friday, 2 May 2014 15:22 (four years ago) Permalink

- uncanny fanny

purposely lend impetus to my HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 2 May 2014 15:57 (four years ago) Permalink

ken you should get checked for auto-immune disorders!!!

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Friday, 2 May 2014 17:15 (four years ago) Permalink

Ate a bagel last week and within 3-4 hours I had a headache, felt tired and unable to focus mentally, like when I'm coming down with a flu, went home and went to bed and woke up sweaty, feverish. I'm used to bloating and stomach pain if I over-do wheat but I'm not used to that massive...auto-immune response? Running a temp like 16 hours later seems extreme. Ugh.

I should get insurance eventually.

Orson Wellies (in orbit), Friday, 2 May 2014 17:21 (four years ago) Permalink

I keep meaning to do some kind of trial exclusion/auto-immune diet but when it comes down to it I'm just not sure if I can change my lifestyle that much for 30 days or more :\

(symptoms: weird skin problems, mainly, but also tired and hard to focus, being fat, and having digestive issues I don't think the internet needs to know about)

Any recommendations for good approaches?

the ghosts of dead pom-bears (a passing spacecadet), Friday, 2 May 2014 18:55 (four years ago) Permalink

I'm just not sure if I can change my lifestyle that much for 30 days or more :\

Tbh there's no way around it--if you get a positive result for any of your dietary testing, you're going to be changing your lifestyle for more than 30 days!! Also ime my reactions to the offending food items are getting worse, ie the damage to the stomach lining (if I understand that correctly) is cumulative, so while I can get away with a few pita chips or a croissant here or there, I have to make those rarities and can't let sandwiches, for inst, creep into my regular diet.

Orson Wellies (in orbit), Friday, 2 May 2014 19:09 (four years ago) Permalink

do the reactions get worse because you avoid it on the reg?

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Saturday, 3 May 2014 01:13 (four years ago) Permalink

No exactly the opposite, I think? They get worse when I have too much wheat in a row, whereas if I've stayed off it for a while, I can cheat here and there. (I hate using the word "cheat" there but wth I can't be bothered to make up new nomenclature right now.)

Orson Wellies (in orbit), Saturday, 3 May 2014 18:24 (four years ago) Permalink

The damage I did to my ankles 10-15 years ago during a bout of hypomania-induced compulsive running is acting up, so I'm in a bit of pain right now.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Saturday, 3 May 2014 18:49 (four years ago) Permalink

it turns out i might have a small fracture, so good thing i listened to ilx's two doctors and got it checked out.

just1n3, Thursday, 8 May 2014 19:15 (four years ago) Permalink

yikes! hopefully small enough that they can get it fixed up quickly.

smhphony orchestra (crüt), Thursday, 8 May 2014 19:41 (four years ago) Permalink

my stomach feels regretful and my ankle feels conflicted

smhphony orchestra (crüt), Thursday, 8 May 2014 19:48 (four years ago) Permalink

bilateral joint pain in hips
" in ankles
" in shoulders
tingling scalp
sensitivity to sun
fatigue

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Friday, 9 May 2014 03:58 (four years ago) Permalink

Achey breaky heart and violent diarrhea

building a desert (art), Friday, 9 May 2014 04:09 (four years ago) Permalink

eleven months pass...

i have a really large bruise type of thing on my lower inner thigh - it's about 5 x 3", but doesn't hurt and it looks deep, it's not near the top of the skin like a normal bruise. i had this once before, about 10 years ago but it was on my outer thigh. back then, the dr just checked my platelets i think, and everything was normal so that was that.

just1n3, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 01:30 (three years ago) Permalink

one year passes...

chilly butt

johnny crunch, Friday, 6 January 2017 14:49 (one year ago) Permalink

cold knees

marcos, Friday, 6 January 2017 15:11 (one year ago) Permalink

eight months pass...

trembling hands
neck pain
bitchy opinions about pre-1935 movies known only to specialists

Virulent Is the Word for Julia (j.lu), Sunday, 1 October 2017 18:38 (one year ago) Permalink


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