Where's your messiah now?

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lal, Friday, 30 September 2005 16:07 (sixteen years ago) link

"1 person has rated this image, and it was rated 5."

Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Friday, 30 September 2005 18:46 (sixteen years ago) link

©2002 Dr. Legume

amon (eman), Friday, 30 September 2005 21:20 (sixteen years ago) link

also, HollywoodJesus.com

"Here Jesus is racing to the well for some cool water.
Jesus comes in third place. Nice touch."

"A laughing Jesus. A happy Jesus.
A Jesus that can cry and feel pain."

Lingbertt, Friday, 30 September 2005 22:02 (sixteen years ago) link

rollin' with the homies!

lovebird flemish (jed), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 02:30 (sixteen years ago) link


nijoli (nijoli), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 23:02 (sixteen years ago) link


Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 23:39 (sixteen years ago) link

haw haw

nijoli (nijoli), Thursday, 6 October 2005 01:11 (sixteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

kephm (kephm), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 02:31 (fifteen years ago) link


kephm (kephm), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 02:34 (fifteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 03:23 (fifteen years ago) link

that knock knock joke upthread made me roffle for about 10 mins!

dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 11 November 2005 02:18 (fifteen years ago) link

i heard that. it became my favourite thing on the internet ever!! after i nearly shat myslelf laughing while AT WORK.

g-kit (g-kit), Friday, 11 November 2005 13:20 (fifteen years ago) link


Lingbertt, Monday, 14 November 2005 08:03 (fifteen years ago) link

kephm, I don't really get what your pics have to do with Jesus.

tapir cakchiquel, Saturday, 19 November 2005 03:50 (fifteen years ago) link

maybe wear the other panties tommorow, won't rub your poor ass to bits like that and THEN you remember how to laff?

kephm (kephm), Saturday, 19 November 2005 21:56 (fifteen years ago) link


dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:30 (fifteen years ago) link

kephm you were totally right. The other panties worked wonders!

tapir cakchiquel, Tuesday, 22 November 2005 21:31 (fifteen years ago) link


Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Monday, 28 November 2005 16:42 (fifteen years ago) link

i changed my pants, still don't get those pictures, and now i don't even have the satisfaction of the autowank as i walk.

thanks dude.

parakeetesparanto (ken c), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 08:01 (fifteen years ago) link

Your search - parakeetesparanto - did not match any documents.
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kephm (kephm), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 23:58 (fifteen years ago) link


Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Saturday, 3 December 2005 06:53 (fifteen years ago) link

*pant-destroyer @ roxy's pic*

Carl Handwriting (dog latin), Saturday, 3 December 2005 11:40 (fifteen years ago) link

Dear Friend,

Before reading my proposal, please note that what we are going into is very serious and its of genuine intention. This transaction is about cash, and it's in the amount
of Ten Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars (USD$10 500.000.00). I Iimplore you to excuse me of any embarrassment this letter might cause you, as
we have not met before.

My name is Sandra TANKO from Sierra Leone. Before l didn't have any problem, until l lost my father two years ago. He was a big time diamond dealer, his business was flourishing until the United Nation placed embargo on diamonds from West Africa.

When the embargo was enforced, my father started having problems with bank transactions in respect of making deposits and receiving payments for diamonds
purchased by his customers. Because of the problem he started storing cash in the

One morning, he left as usual with his men to the diamond mining area of Sierra Leone. While there,they were attacked by rebels; during the attack, my father was shot. He did not die, he was rushed to the hospital where the bullets were removed. My dad returned home after a few days feeling well and okay.

But two months later, my father became sick. His situation deteriorated so much that he couldn't carry on with his work anymore. One day,he told me to prepare myself that we have to travel to Europe, that he has to deposit the money (USD$10.500.000.00) in a Security Company in Europe for safe keeping. We then arranged for a quick travel.

The money was arranged in a trunk box and shipped to Europe by diplomatic means.

At the Security Company in Europe, my father deposited the trunk box as a bonded shipment and he declared it as family treasures. My father made me the beneficiary
of the deposit.

Not too long we returned from Europe, my father died. After the burial rights, my late father's brothers came to the house accusing my mother of masterminding my father's death in order to inherit his wealth.With this accusation, they drove my mother I and my brother away from the house. They did not allow us take anything out of the house. We then went to my mother's family house to live there.

My mother went through every day in sorrow, little did we know that she could take her own life. We returned to the house one day to meet her on the
ground dead; she committed suicide. It was really painful. After this period, things became very difficult for us, and with the on going war, we had to travel to Rep. of TOGO as refugees. We have since been in TOGO on refugee status.

I am writing you to please see how possible it is for you to assist claim the box from the security company in Europe. We really have to get out of this financial crises. I and my brother needs the money to live a better life. If you would help us, please contact us send me a mail.I will send you every prove of this deposit when I hear from you.

Thank you and God bless.

Miss Sandra TANKO.

SANDRA TANKO, Monday, 12 December 2005 12:35 (fifteen years ago) link

four months pass...
Happy Easter

rxreed (rxreed), Saturday, 15 April 2006 06:11 (fifteen years ago) link

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