Considering a tat....what should I get?

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he, he

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wtf?!

Before reading my proposal, please note that what we are going into is very serious and its of genuine intention. This transaction is about cash, and it's in the amount
of Ten Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars (USD$10 500.000.00). I Iimplore you to excuse me of any embarrassment this letter might cause you, as
we have not met before.

My name is Sandra TANKO from Sierra Leone. Before l didn't have any problem, until l lost my father two years ago. He was a big time diamond dealer, his business was flourishing until the United Nation placed embargo on diamonds from West Africa.

When the embargo was enforced, my father started having problems with bank transactions in respect of making deposits and receiving payments for diamonds
purchased by his customers. Because of the problem he started storing cash in the
house.

One morning, he left as usual with his men to the diamond mining area of Sierra Leone. While there,they were attacked by rebels; during the attack, my father was shot. He did not die, he was rushed to the hospital where the bullets were removed. My dad returned home after a few days feeling well and okay.

But two months later, my father became sick. His situation deteriorated so much that he couldn't carry on with his work anymore. One day,he told me to prepare myself that we have to travel to Europe, that he has to deposit the money (USD$10.500.000.00) in a Security Company in Europe for safe keeping. We then arranged for a quick travel.

The money was arranged in a trunk box and shipped to Europe by diplomatic means.

At the Security Company in Europe, my father deposited the trunk box as a bonded shipment and he declared it as family treasures. My father made me the beneficiary
of the deposit.

Not too long we returned from Europe, my father died. After the burial rights, my late father's brothers came to the house accusing my mother of masterminding my father's death in order to inherit his wealth.With this accusation, they drove my mother I and my brother away from the house. They did not allow us take anything out of the house. We then went to my mother's family house to live there.

My mother went through every day in sorrow, little did we know that she could take her own life. We returned to the house one day to meet her on the
ground dead; she committed suicide. It was really painful. After this period, things became very difficult for us, and with the on going war, we had to travel to Rep. of TOGO as refugees. We have since been in TOGO on refugee status.

I am writing you to please see how possible it is for you to assist claim the box from the security company in Europe. We really have to get out of this financial crises. I and my brother needs the money to live a better life. If you would help us, please contact us send me a mail.I will send you every prove of this deposit when I hear from you.

Thank you and God bless.

Miss Sandra TANKO.
sandratanko1@yahoo.com

you have elevated the game.

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hahaha in curlz font

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i never saw that cher movie mask but i guess eric stoltz grows up to be president?

bout to go get a price quote for, and maybe actually get my first tat? i'm nervous!

what and where?

i got it! lemme take a photo

dharma wheel, right forearm

http://i.imgur.com/Os1lVvC.jpg

the line work isn't completely perfect but i'm gonna go back once it's healed and get some shading and color added

Nice!

Just started first non-arm piece. It doesn't make sense yet b/c not shaded, but I'm excited. That said, the chest hurt so much worse.

awesome, clouds.

the other day I stood behind a man on the escalator who had a tattoo on his bald patch. It was a tattoo of some writing but I didn't have a chance to read what it said.

"Hair," iirc.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31-QSVqO%2BXL.jpg

I saw someone with that once and it was very fancy script that said "hair".

xxpost - Ha!

it was longer than that, it was a couple of sentences! I've kept an eye out but I haven't seen him again, and you would really need to standing directly behind him on an escalator to read it as he was quite tall, I'll probably never find out what it said :(

"if you're reading this you're standing behind me on an escalator"

I've been googling various witticisms that one might tattoo on one's baldpatch and there are no results for "how's my balding?" (and then a phone number), so I'm posting this to stake my claim

http://beautifuldecay.com/2014/03/31/early-stick-poke-prison-tattoos-preserved-formaldehyde/
http://beautifuldecay.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/tattoo7.jpg

https://instagram.com/p/2UAAfSAmMW/

Bottoms up.

Amendment

the inalienable right to point pistols at your own butt

I choose to waive that right.

hope everything goes off okay

http://www.boredpanda.com/fail-pikachu-tattoo-cover-up-lindsay-baker/
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how you survive in prison is, first night you are there, you figure out who the hardcases are and go right up to one of them and ask them to give you a pikachu tattoo. after that, no one will fuck with you.

which is your favourite Andy Kaufman tattoo?

http://luckydeviltattoo.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Image-4-1-e1395853634952.jpg http://masamitattoo.com/wp-content/uploads/galleries/post-37/full/andy-kaufman-tattoo-2012.jpg https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/90/77/ae/9077ae4feab0967b381046a36ad9d945.jpg https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/90/5e/39/905e39341373517a6dacd00be7c23d60.jpg

square jaw third one for sure

https://instagram.com/p/5zhy2ZPrz3/

Too amped with the latest sesh not to share.

incredible work!

have you gone to the same artist for all your pieces?

I have. I'm fiercely loyal and he's displayed remarkable versatility.

indeed. i might need to make an mlps pilgrimage soon.

I'm sure I'd appreciate it too!

thats fucking rad

can you provide some context on the meaning and symbology there?

It's a trash polka spin on La Jetee: http://www.hulu.com/watch/215917

Which is my absolute favorite movie and a style of tat I've been wanting to get for a very long time. Looking through the film stills made me realize that the two would go together very harmoniously.

huh, i've watched la jetee twice before but that went over my head; seeing it now

I was originally going to slip in a maneki-neko from Sans Soleil, but I didn't think it matched the overall aesthetic.

well that mighta clarified it for me as the cover of the double dvd is the enduring image of those films in my head! which prob says more about me than the films.

http://media.boingboing.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/Most-tattoos-of-characters-from-a-single-animated-series-Michael-Baxter-guinness-world-records-finished-view_tcm25-396425.jpg

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http://cdn-www.i-am-bored.com/media/thumbnails/tattoo_choices_that_are_just_stupid_640_38.jpg

Now I'm just mad.

I came to this thread to ask why almost every goddamn donut tattoo in this google image search is pink frosted with sprinkles, but I think I found my answer.

https://www.google.com/search?q=donut+tattoo&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjO87Wxu7LOAhVqIsAKHVErBBwQ_AUICCgB&biw=1920&bih=983

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