1P3 Official Rules

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hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Friday, 7 January 2005 01:54 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

ANYONE WITH POPCORN FRIGHT GETS BANNED ZERO STRIKES

hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 01:47 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

hahahaha

http://www.upcominghorrormovies.com/reviews/popcorn.jpg

parakeet_esparanto (parakeetesparanto), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 22:11 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

Does this mean we're allowing shooting kittens on the ground?!?

Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 23:25 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

anything goes mate

hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Thursday, 13 January 2005 00:57 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

NO POPEL SHOTING THE KITTEN IN THE AIR

hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Thursday, 13 January 2005 01:15 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

ROFFLE LOL!

dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 17:44 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

that kid is OUT

hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Friday, 28 January 2005 00:16 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

PWN3D

parakeet_esparanto (parakeetesparanto), Friday, 28 January 2005 17:24 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

one year passes...
i think it's high time we reviewed these

RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Monday, 18 September 2006 21:13 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Hahahaha I totally forgot about no popel shoting the kitten in the air.

Marmot Wolof (marmotwolof), Monday, 18 September 2006 21:51 (twelve years ago) Permalink

LEGALISE POPCORN FRIGHT

Eazy-Esteban Buttez (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Monday, 18 September 2006 21:52 (twelve years ago) Permalink

I just noticed it was written on Strathmore paper.

Marmot Wolof (marmotwolof), Monday, 18 September 2006 22:01 (twelve years ago) Permalink

maybe we *should* reconsider on the popcorn fright tip. it is a new 1p3, after all

RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 00:02 (twelve years ago) Permalink

plz not 2 popel shot me in the air

teh cap'n kittenbeard is gonna grab yr booty lol (g-kit), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 06:47 (twelve years ago) Permalink

AFter careful review of these, I stand behind every single rule with the exception only of "no boys in the room".

Sometimes we just need to have boys in the room.

I remain anti-popel shot and hold my stance on popcorn fright.

nijoli (nijoli), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 12:09 (twelve years ago) Permalink

i think i'd be scarred for life if any of them changed.

teh cap'n kittenbeard is gonna grab yr booty lol (g-kit), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 12:10 (twelve years ago) Permalink

i agree with nije

RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 13:12 (twelve years ago) Permalink

b-b-but boys r smelly.

teh cap'n kittenbeard is gonna grab yr booty lol (g-kit), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 13:25 (twelve years ago) Permalink

FREEDOME FOUR POPCORN FRIGHT ONLY LIBRAILS HAET POPCORN FRIGHTS

Eazy-Esteban Buttez (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 13:27 (twelve years ago) Permalink

1P3 OFFICIAL RULES SECTION 1 ARTICLE 4: "NO BOYS ALLOWED IN ROOM"

OFFICIALLY REPEALED

POPCORN FRIGHT WILL CONTINUE TO BE BANNED

RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 13:35 (twelve years ago) Permalink

holding down a black man again with yo anti popcorn fright law

Eazy-Esteban Buttez (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Thursday, 21 September 2006 00:16 (twelve years ago) Permalink

YES!

i love when lobbying works!

nijoli (nijoli), Thursday, 21 September 2006 16:22 (twelve years ago) Permalink

there's always next year esteban

RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Thursday, 21 September 2006 20:17 (twelve years ago) Permalink

i don't even like this year's model.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 22 September 2006 00:17 (twelve years ago) Permalink

How about legalizing popcorn fright only in the event of a popel shotted kitten?

Marmot (marmotwolof), Friday, 22 September 2006 00:23 (twelve years ago) Permalink

In the event of regular popel shotted kitten or just popel shotted kitten in the air?

Eazy-Esteban Buttez (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Friday, 22 September 2006 00:28 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Is there any other way for popel to shot a kitten?

Marmot (marmotwolof), Friday, 22 September 2006 00:42 (twelve years ago) Permalink

I once popel shot a kitten in space. No air in space, good sir!

Eazy-Esteban Buttez (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Friday, 22 September 2006 02:20 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Poor little thing.

Marmot (marmotwolof), Friday, 22 September 2006 02:35 (twelve years ago) Permalink

caveat: you can popel shot it across a floor

RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Friday, 22 September 2006 04:49 (twelve years ago) Permalink

it clearly says no popcorn fright AT ALL.

I think AT ALL means EVEN IN THE EVENT of an uncalled for popel shot.

nijoli (nijoli), Friday, 22 September 2006 23:27 (twelve years ago) Permalink

I think i would be more inclined to legalize popel shoting a kitten IN THE EVENT OF A POPCORN FRIGHT.


However, this exhibit is closed. The laws stand until next year.

RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Friday, 22 September 2006 23:45 (twelve years ago) Permalink

YES!

you should cross out the rule we ammended.

nijoli (nijoli), Saturday, 23 September 2006 17:16 (twelve years ago) Permalink

I made a note.

RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Saturday, 23 September 2006 17:16 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Did you notice "at all" seems to have been written on there as an afterthought? Like maybe someone was all "maybe just a little popcorn fright" and the little girl was all "oh no you didn't" and wrote that shit on there afterwards to make things PERFECTLY CLEAR.

Marmot (marmotwolof), Saturday, 23 September 2006 19:44 (twelve years ago) Permalink

you're right! popcorn fright was most definitely an add-on thought. Ha!

RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Sunday, 24 September 2006 03:22 (twelve years ago) Permalink

eleven months pass...

Time for the yearly review!

(All suggestions in regards to adding new rules or altering existing rules will be ignored. Trolling macht frei.)

King Boy Pato, Saturday, 8 September 2007 13:31 (eleven years ago) Permalink

wheee

roxymuzak, Sunday, 9 September 2007 07:11 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Actually, we need to engrave "trolling macht frei" somewhere.

King Boy Pato, Sunday, 9 September 2007 08:42 (eleven years ago) Permalink

This year, I still remain anti-popel shot and hold my stance on popcorn fright.

I do think maybe we made a hasty decision with the "boys" repeal. Perhaps we should have just amended it to read "No boys in the room with the following exceptions..."

ni jo leeeeeee, Friday, 14 September 2007 15:39 (eleven years ago) Permalink

No boys in the room unless they wear this gnarly tank top?

http://canyouhearmenow.typepad.com/index/images/big_dog_barking_back.jpg

King Boy Pato, Friday, 14 September 2007 20:28 (eleven years ago) Permalink

You guys, I think I have a serious issue. The popcorn is starting to frighten me.

Stevie D, Wednesday, 26 September 2007 17:06 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Is this allowed to happen? Is popcorn fright allowed?

Stevie D, Wednesday, 26 September 2007 17:06 (eleven years ago) Permalink

NEVER!

I will eternally hold my stance on the PF issue.

I like Estie's tank suggestion.

roxymuzak, Wednesday, 26 September 2007 17:50 (eleven years ago) Permalink

caveat: you can popel shot it across a floor
caveat: you can popel shot it across a floor
caveat: you can popel shot it across a floor
caveat: you can popel shot it across a floor
caveat: you can popel shot it across a floor

roxymuzak, Wednesday, 26 September 2007 17:52 (eleven years ago) Permalink

one year passes...

time for review

today, i'm a numbers machine (roxymuzak), Thursday, 13 November 2008 20:34 (ten years ago) Permalink

who do I *not* popel shot?

Hair Gongro (PappaWheelie V), Saturday, 15 November 2008 05:11 (ten years ago) Permalink

the kitten in the air

The Reverend, Saturday, 15 November 2008 10:18 (ten years ago) Permalink

maybe the problem is with your finger & not with 1p3?

(just asking, not accusing)

the heart is a lonely hunter (age 3) (unregistered), Saturday, 1 August 2009 22:17 (nine years ago) Permalink

up until about a month ago I thought this place was maybe a little too twee and fluffy for the likes of me. then my heart thawed out.

the heart is a lonely hunter (age 3) (unregistered), Saturday, 1 August 2009 22:20 (nine years ago) Permalink

<3

BIG HOOS's wacky crack variety hour (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 1 August 2009 22:30 (nine years ago) Permalink

tempbanned harbl

kid cruti (roxymuzak), Saturday, 1 August 2009 22:33 (nine years ago) Permalink

WWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT

bamcquern, Saturday, 1 August 2009 22:34 (nine years ago) Permalink

sorry bryce, youre in a no guff zone

my ban finger is itchy

kid cruti (roxymuzak), Saturday, 1 August 2009 22:37 (nine years ago) Permalink

we harbly knew her

velko, Saturday, 1 August 2009 22:38 (nine years ago) Permalink

lol no guff zone. wotta phrase!

Hey ROXY. I feel like I had something to share with you but now I forget. I will make something up instead.

Made up thing:

Do you like

Ben Hecht
George S. Kaufman
Charles MacArthur
Noel Coward?

Anyway, harbl secretly hates me so I'm just pretending to care.

Gosh, velko so often mvp around here!

bamcquern, Sunday, 2 August 2009 01:37 (nine years ago) Permalink

It's funny there's so much finger talk today. My finger is black with grease.

bamcquern, Sunday, 2 August 2009 01:38 (nine years ago) Permalink

my bf invented "no guff zone" tbh

  • hecht - yes!
  • kaufman - yes, of course!!!!
  • macarthur - not that familiar iirc
  • coward - used to be a bigger fan than i am now but yes i do like him. i love "blithe spirit"

kid cruti (roxymuzak), Sunday, 2 August 2009 01:54 (nine years ago) Permalink

three weeks pass...

http://i31.tinypic.com/vmss92.jpg

sailor goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 23:00 (nine years ago) Permalink

pretty dope rules imo

crutie can't fail (roxymuzak), Thursday, 27 August 2009 01:45 (nine years ago) Permalink

^ from the basement of the house where gbx used to live btw

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 27 August 2009 01:48 (nine years ago) Permalink

haha thats great

crutie can't fail (roxymuzak), Friday, 28 August 2009 02:50 (nine years ago) Permalink

two months pass...

Ayo considering the great importance of SNAXX to 1p3 culture, I propose we repeal Article III of the 1P3 Official Rules. It seems kinda silly that I've been taking my Better Cheddars out of the room all this time.

The Reverend, Sunday, 1 November 2009 06:18 (nine years ago) Permalink

you can eat in your room -- just not in mine.

e\m/ily (roxymuzak), Sunday, 1 November 2009 06:40 (nine years ago) Permalink

aight...word

The Reverend, Sunday, 1 November 2009 06:43 (nine years ago) Permalink

five months pass...

just want to let everyone know that 1P3's Official Rules will not change in nxt gen!!

nabisco infiltrator (J0rdan S.), Monday, 26 April 2010 20:17 (eight years ago) Permalink

and, just to expand the list

http://www.parablog.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/rules.jpg

nabisco infiltrator (J0rdan S.), Monday, 26 April 2010 20:19 (eight years ago) Permalink

not to get all RULES ADMINISTRATOR itt but since it's almost summer and the 1p3 pool will be opened at the beginning of may

http://s4.hubimg.com/u/244399_f520.jpg

nabisco infiltrator (J0rdan S.), Monday, 26 April 2010 20:21 (eight years ago) Permalink

ruff play is a hallmark of 1p3!

call all destroyer, Monday, 26 April 2010 20:33 (eight years ago) Permalink

ruff play around the pool might result in unintended injury, or even a three-day ban :-O

nabisco infiltrator (J0rdan S.), Monday, 26 April 2010 20:34 (eight years ago) Permalink

tuff but fair

call all destroyer, Monday, 26 April 2010 20:34 (eight years ago) Permalink

don't worry y'all we're working on a bill of rights too

roxymuzak, Monday, 26 April 2010 22:51 (eight years ago) Permalink

so far we've decided u have none

roxymuzak, Monday, 26 April 2010 22:51 (eight years ago) Permalink

Use the restroom... not the pool!

seems fair.

stars on ?boardid=45 (Curt1s Stephens), Monday, 26 April 2010 23:42 (eight years ago) Permalink

(unless u are sandra tanko)

roxymuzak, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 02:47 (eight years ago) Permalink

no, even if u r sandra tanko

plax (ico), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 17:25 (eight years ago) Permalink

actually she was allowed to solicit

roxymuzak, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 18:51 (eight years ago) Permalink

welcome to the nxt gen tho

plax (ico), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 18:53 (eight years ago) Permalink

oh youre a mod now? i see

roxymuzak, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 19:11 (eight years ago) Permalink

i think ull find that sandra tanko will not b posting anymore

plax (ico), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 19:15 (eight years ago) Permalink

o yeah?

Sandra Tanko, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 23:05 (eight years ago) Permalink

lol

plax (ico), Thursday, 29 April 2010 06:33 (eight years ago) Permalink

one year passes...

i popel shot into thin air
-- g-kit (gregkitte...)

i popel shot into thin air
-- g-kit (gregkitte...)

i popel shot into thin air
-- g-kit (gregkitte...)

the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 03:44 (six years ago) Permalink

six months pass...

first photo url needs to update to
http://foundmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/noboysintheroom.jpg

thanks

^ sarcasm (ken c), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 14:35 (six years ago) Permalink

otm

the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Friday, 3 August 2012 23:50 (six years ago) Permalink

two months pass...

i like that the rules come with handy explanations

aside from the bean bag rule, this is pretty much my house rules

(♥___♥) (roxymuzak), Sunday, 28 October 2012 01:31 (six years ago) Permalink

do not sit on ben b bag

all mods con (k3vin k.), Sunday, 28 October 2012 01:56 (six years ago) Permalink

i mean really

that shouldnt even have to be a rule

(♥___♥) (roxymuzak), Sunday, 28 October 2012 01:57 (six years ago) Permalink

one year passes...

1 day i popel shoted on his yard

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 21 January 2014 22:04 (four years ago) Permalink

two years pass...

i popel shot the sheriff

#amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Monday, 9 May 2016 23:46 (two years ago) Permalink

ty

jello my future biafriend (roxymuzak), Friday, 20 May 2016 15:29 (two years ago) Permalink


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