1. Wear Polo Sport.
― roxymuzak, Sunday, 6 April 2008 19:56 (sixteen years ago) link
2. itch
― deej, Sunday, 6 April 2008 20:33 (sixteen years ago) link
?
3. develop a pot
― Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 6 April 2008 21:27 (sixteen years ago) link
4. wear cheap polos
5. with collar popped
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 6 April 2008 21:28 (sixteen years ago) link
^
― Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 6 April 2008 21:28 (sixteen years ago) link
6. start blogs
7. wear loafers without socks
― bug, Sunday, 6 April 2008 21:37 (sixteen years ago) link
8. Drink imported beer 9. Despair at their meaningless existence, forever single in a shitty overpriced flat
― King Boy Pato, Monday, 7 April 2008 07:25 (sixteen years ago) link
10. play fantasy football
― roxymuzak, Monday, 7 April 2008 11:41 (sixteen years ago) link
11. Give their dogs guy names like Bruce
― felicity, Monday, 7 April 2008 11:48 (sixteen years ago) link
12. take up skateboarding again, for kicks
― n/a, Monday, 7 April 2008 14:36 (sixteen years ago) link
13. Secretly feel ashamed that they are not *real men*
― Hurting 2, Monday, 7 April 2008 15:09 (sixteen years ago) link
14. Try to have sex with you
― felicity, Monday, 7 April 2008 15:16 (sixteen years ago) link
15. clown_raip
― life_coach, Monday, 7 April 2008 15:30 (sixteen years ago) link
Oh hell.
― life_coach, Monday, 7 April 2008 15:31 (sixteen years ago) link
lol!
― roxymuzak, Monday, 7 April 2008 16:55 (sixteen years ago) link
invest in "gaming" headsets, et al
― pj, Monday, 7 April 2008 18:50 (sixteen years ago) link
17. play halo
― bug, Friday, 11 April 2008 17:25 (sixteen years ago) link
post on this thread
― max, Friday, 11 April 2008 17:58 (sixteen years ago) link
18. spit
― Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 12 April 2008 19:16 (sixteen years ago) link
last person I saw spit was a little girl
― gabbneb, Saturday, 12 April 2008 19:42 (sixteen years ago) link
i spit all the time
― roxymuzak, Saturday, 12 April 2008 20:31 (sixteen years ago) link
well I spit on occasion as well but I am not rly a "guy"-guy as defined by this thread
― Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 12 April 2008 20:33 (sixteen years ago) link
this is kind of a regional distinction
― gabbneb, Saturday, 12 April 2008 20:34 (sixteen years ago) link
the spitting thing?
― roxymuzak, Saturday, 12 April 2008 20:46 (sixteen years ago) link
if it's southern, it's more southern than tennessee, i think, because people look at me like i'm awful every time i do it
― roxymuzak, Saturday, 12 April 2008 20:47 (sixteen years ago) link
17.5 Chew tobacco.
― felicity, Saturday, 12 April 2008 22:41 (sixteen years ago) link
i hate spitting u GUYS should cio
― jhøshea, Saturday, 12 April 2008 22:42 (sixteen years ago) link
18. wtf@chicks, srsly
― RabiesAngentleman, Saturday, 12 April 2008 23:27 (sixteen years ago) link
Girls who spit=hot. Girls who chew skoal also=hot (in a 'i kinda wanna grab your ass but, seriously, don't ever kiss me' sorta way)
(I'm not one of those random ass grabbers btw)
― RabiesAngentleman, Saturday, 12 April 2008 23:32 (sixteen years ago) link
thanks for clearin that up pal
― roxymuzak, Sunday, 13 April 2008 01:45 (sixteen years ago) link
I shouldn't go on the internet after a double dose of nyquil.
― RabiesAngentleman, Sunday, 13 April 2008 13:48 (sixteen years ago) link
"develop a pot"????
― CHOIRS OF TUPPENCE (roxymuzak), Monday, 6 April 2009 04:51 (fifteen years ago) link
11. Give their dogs guy names like Bruce― felicity, Monday, April 7, 2008 7:48 AM (11 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― felicity, Monday, April 7, 2008 7:48 AM (11 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
I had a roommate who named his cat "Michael" wtf.
― ▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄ska croupier▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀ (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 6 April 2009 05:39 (fifteen years ago) link
"Come here Michael Michael Michael"
― ▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄ska croupier▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀ (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 6 April 2009 05:40 (fifteen years ago) link
michael!!!!! lol
― CHOIRS OF TUPPENCE (roxymuzak), Monday, 6 April 2009 05:40 (fifteen years ago) link
srsly. Naming your cat "Coconut" or "Mr. Muzzlepoots" or whatever doesn't make you gay.
― ▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄ska croupier▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀ (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 6 April 2009 05:41 (fifteen years ago) link
18. spit― Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, April 12, 2008 3:16 PM (11 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, April 12, 2008 3:16 PM (11 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
There's these dudes I see just standing and spitting in the same spot over and over and over.
19. bitch
― HOOS talking about magic & spells & steen dude! (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 6 April 2009 09:13 (fifteen years ago) link
20. bitches
― CaptainLorax, Monday, 6 April 2009 21:09 (fifteen years ago) link
21. Play bass through a guitar amp.
― GLEEPGLOP BLOOPBLORP (nickalicious), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 04:56 (fifteen years ago) link
22. Play Magic: The Gathering at a bar.
― GLEEPGLOP BLOOPBLORP (nickalicious), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 05:23 (fifteen years ago) link
22a. Play Magic: The Gathering (at all).
23. Watch AIRWOLF.
― GLEEPGLOP BLOOPBLORP (nickalicious), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 05:24 (fifteen years ago) link
U know, a beer gut.
But I have one of those so am I guy ;_;
― one art, please (Trayce), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 05:45 (fifteen years ago) link
24. Not deal with illness very well
― A Very Powerful Whale Runs To Heaven (latebloomer), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 06:56 (fifteen years ago) link
25. video games at parties
― If God Loves Me, Why Can't I Get My Locker Open? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 19:18 (fifteen years ago) link
26. youtube "funny things" at the end of parties
― I think no pants is sexy. (Matt P), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 19:53 (fifteen years ago) link
"man wings" sounds like some horrible I dont wanna know male sanitary napkin range.
― one art, please (Trayce), Friday, 10 April 2009 02:25 (fifteen years ago) link
20. bitches― CaptainLorax, Monday, April 6, 2009 5:09 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― CaptainLorax, Monday, April 6, 2009 5:09 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
http://imagecache.allposters.com/images/pic/SAG/ST373~Goodnight-Sweet-Prince-Posters.jpg
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 10 April 2009 02:37 (fifteen years ago) link
w/r/t neckbeards: dudes also be cultivating ridiculously manicured and ornate facial hairs. cf goatees, chinstraps, etc
― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Friday, 10 April 2009 02:40 (fifteen years ago) link
i think harbl was curious if you might be a lost little canky
― If God Loves Me, Why Can't I Get My Locker Open? (forksclovetofu), Friday, 10 April 2009 19:51 (fifteen years ago) link
30. start acting like assholes when you tell them they are nice
― tuppence b. bag (roxymuzak), Sunday, 26 April 2009 00:23 (fifteen years ago) link
^^^ the worst!!!
― tehresa, Sunday, 26 April 2009 00:25 (fifteen years ago) link
its sooo juvenile! which is why i did not post in "things men do"
― tuppence b. bag (roxymuzak), Sunday, 26 April 2009 00:27 (fifteen years ago) link
i saw a sweet neck goatee in the grocery store the other day. like it looked like just a typical mid-20s "nice guy" with a goatee and long hair but then i passed him again and it was like a cascade of wooly growth from under his neck. grosssssssss
― barfy (harbl), Sunday, 26 April 2009 00:40 (fifteen years ago) link
31. Get scratched by a branch, bleed and not even care about it that much
― "buttz" (Z S), Sunday, 26 April 2009 00:41 (fifteen years ago) link
^^^i have done this before
― tehresa, Sunday, 26 April 2009 00:46 (fifteen years ago) link
Yeah, but at any point of time have you been in a group and then someone walks up and says "hey guys...", referring to you and the other people?
If so, you may be a guy!
― "buttz" (Z S), Sunday, 26 April 2009 00:49 (fifteen years ago) link
My defense is weak, I know.
― "buttz" (Z S), Sunday, 26 April 2009 00:50 (fifteen years ago) link
32. compare display name size
― dirty south? clean it up with Orbitz (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, 26 April 2009 00:53 (fifteen years ago) link
33. get "caught" ordering Trojan Magnums online.
― "buttz" (Z S), Sunday, 26 April 2009 00:58 (fifteen years ago) link
34. Punch the wall
― "buttz" (Z S), Sunday, 26 April 2009 01:00 (fifteen years ago) link
OTM
― tuppence b. bag (roxymuzak), Sunday, 26 April 2009 01:02 (fifteen years ago) link
35. put an empty cereal box back in the cabinet
― barfy (harbl), Sunday, 26 April 2009 01:02 (fifteen years ago) link
what is this thing that men do, they put their hand down their pants when lounging around?
― oh, whineypause (k3vin k.), Sunday, 26 April 2009 01:03 (fifteen years ago) link
36. Don't complain for months and months and then explode in a violent rampage
― "buttz" (Z S), Sunday, 26 April 2009 01:04 (fifteen years ago) link
THEN 34 and possibly 31
― "buttz" (Z S), Sunday, 26 April 2009 01:06 (fifteen years ago) link
37. disgruntled shootings
― barfy (harbl), Sunday, 26 April 2009 01:11 (fifteen years ago) link
thats not so common in my experience
― tuppence b. bag (roxymuzak), Sunday, 26 April 2009 01:16 (fifteen years ago) link
i am a really frustrating person
― barfy (harbl), Sunday, 26 April 2009 01:19 (fifteen years ago) link
!
― tuppence b. bag (roxymuzak), Sunday, 26 April 2009 01:21 (fifteen years ago) link
38. use up the toilet paper roll & put the new roll on top of the toilet paper wall dispenser instead of properly installing it
― dirty south? clean it up with Orbitz (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, 26 April 2009 01:23 (fifteen years ago) link
39. Read novels entirely on the toilet over the course of several weeks.
― "buttz" (Z S), Sunday, 26 April 2009 01:24 (fifteen years ago) link
See how I keep riffin' on you like that Curt1s?
― "buttz" (Z S), Sunday, 26 April 2009 01:25 (fifteen years ago) link
I consider it a splendid example of what my high school lit teacher referred to as "the great conversation of ideas"
― dirty south? clean it up with Orbitz (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, 26 April 2009 01:26 (fifteen years ago) link
she was not a guy iirc
― dirty south? clean it up with Orbitz (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, 26 April 2009 01:27 (fifteen years ago) link
use up the toilet paper roll & put the new roll on top of the toilet paper wall dispenser instead of properly installing it
loool i just did this
― private static void (electricsound), Sunday, 26 April 2009 01:32 (fifteen years ago) link
40. Act like even a potential pandemic is no reason for precaution
from here:http://i41.tinypic.com/2u7q6fq.jpg
― "buttz" (Z S), Sunday, 26 April 2009 23:37 (fifteen years ago) link
― "buttz" (Z S), Sunday, April 26, 2009 11:04 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― "buttz" (Z S), Sunday, April 26, 2009 11:06 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Ugh this. Have had several flatmates and bfs suddenly punch fridges, walls, car steering wheels, etc for stupid reason like no milk left/got cut off in traffic/I told their gf they were fucking someone else.
(ok maybe that last one is justifiable punchicide)
― one art, please (Trayce), Monday, 27 April 2009 01:15 (fifteen years ago) link
― Autumn Almanac, Sunday, April 6, 2008 5:27 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
so what does this mean
― max, Friday, 2 July 2010 02:19 (fourteen years ago) link
oh i see
a "beer gut"
take it over to html giant
― bamcquern, Friday, 2 July 2010 05:33 (fourteen years ago) link
40. "Its not THAT messy in here, you're too fussy"
― C.R.E.P.E (Trayce), Friday, 2 July 2010 06:21 (fourteen years ago) link
DO we have a "things chicks do" thread?
― homosexual II, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 01:41 (thirteen years ago) link
i don't think so
― ENBB, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 01:43 (thirteen years ago) link
And is there chicks vs "girls"?
(cos I dont do "girls" things idk)
― Cyclone Yazoo (Trayce), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 03:25 (thirteen years ago) link
maybe ladies/chicks
(3 year xp)
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Monday, 17 February 2014 20:45 (ten years ago) link
there's a things ladies say thread i think?
― we slowly invented brains (La Lechera), Monday, 17 February 2014 21:02 (ten years ago) link
occasionally send a video clip of a guy appearing to eat his own diarrhea to the group text
― Karl Malone, Friday, 23 December 2022 20:57 (one year ago) link
how did this get so far without
30. your mom
― the late great, Saturday, 24 December 2022 19:18 (one year ago) link
it's missing a lot of key things. that thing some guys do where if you look at their 'ok' sign and they're holding it beneath the belt, it means they will flick you extremely hard in the testicles, is one thing
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 24 December 2022 19:38 (one year ago) link
i probably would have a dozen children if it weren't that game, and i have never once flicked anyone in the balls or even thought about it. now i have to tan my balls all day to make up for what was taken away from me
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 24 December 2022 19:39 (one year ago) link
where i grew up that just meant a free punch in the arm, guess i missed out
― the late great, Saturday, 24 December 2022 19:41 (one year ago) link
41. Tan their balls
― more crankable (sic), Saturday, 24 December 2022 19:49 (one year ago) link
i remember getting punched on the arm, which i also hated (i once had the wind knocked out of me in a baseball game on a pitch that hit me in the bicep. i've got nothing there, there's no padding). and then at some point it was just like "no now we're flicking balls"
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 24 December 2022 19:51 (one year ago) link
― "buttz" (Z S), Sunday, April 26, 2009 7:37 PM bookmarkflaglink
prescient!!
― here 1st (roxymuzak), Thursday, 19 January 2023 17:36 (one year ago) link