Things guys do.

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1. Wear Polo Sport.

roxymuzak, Sunday, 6 April 2008 19:56 (fourteen years ago) link

2. itch

deej, Sunday, 6 April 2008 20:33 (fourteen years ago) link

?

deej, Sunday, 6 April 2008 20:33 (fourteen years ago) link

3. develop a pot

Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 6 April 2008 21:27 (fourteen years ago) link

4. wear cheap polos

Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 6 April 2008 21:27 (fourteen years ago) link

5. with collar popped

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 6 April 2008 21:28 (fourteen years ago) link

^

Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 6 April 2008 21:28 (fourteen years ago) link

6. start blogs

Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 6 April 2008 21:28 (fourteen years ago) link

7. wear loafers without socks

bug, Sunday, 6 April 2008 21:37 (fourteen years ago) link

8. Drink imported beer
9. Despair at their meaningless existence, forever single in a shitty overpriced flat

King Boy Pato, Monday, 7 April 2008 07:25 (fourteen years ago) link

10. play fantasy football

roxymuzak, Monday, 7 April 2008 11:41 (fourteen years ago) link

11. Give their dogs guy names like Bruce

felicity, Monday, 7 April 2008 11:48 (fourteen years ago) link

12. take up skateboarding again, for kicks

n/a, Monday, 7 April 2008 14:36 (fourteen years ago) link

13. Secretly feel ashamed that they are not *real men*

Hurting 2, Monday, 7 April 2008 15:09 (fourteen years ago) link

14. Try to have sex with you

felicity, Monday, 7 April 2008 15:16 (fourteen years ago) link

15. clown_raip

life_coach, Monday, 7 April 2008 15:30 (fourteen years ago) link

Oh hell.

life_coach, Monday, 7 April 2008 15:31 (fourteen years ago) link

lol!

roxymuzak, Monday, 7 April 2008 16:55 (fourteen years ago) link

invest in "gaming" headsets, et al

pj, Monday, 7 April 2008 18:50 (fourteen years ago) link

17. play halo

bug, Friday, 11 April 2008 17:25 (fourteen years ago) link

post on this thread

max, Friday, 11 April 2008 17:58 (fourteen years ago) link

18. spit

Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 12 April 2008 19:16 (fourteen years ago) link

last person I saw spit was a little girl

gabbneb, Saturday, 12 April 2008 19:42 (fourteen years ago) link

i spit all the time

roxymuzak, Saturday, 12 April 2008 20:31 (fourteen years ago) link

well I spit on occasion as well but I am not rly a "guy"-guy as defined by this thread

Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 12 April 2008 20:33 (fourteen years ago) link

this is kind of a regional distinction

gabbneb, Saturday, 12 April 2008 20:34 (fourteen years ago) link

the spitting thing?

roxymuzak, Saturday, 12 April 2008 20:46 (fourteen years ago) link

if it's southern, it's more southern than tennessee, i think, because people look at me like i'm awful every time i do it

roxymuzak, Saturday, 12 April 2008 20:47 (fourteen years ago) link

17.5 Chew tobacco.

felicity, Saturday, 12 April 2008 22:41 (fourteen years ago) link

i hate spitting u GUYS should cio

jhøshea, Saturday, 12 April 2008 22:42 (fourteen years ago) link

18. wtf@chicks, srsly

RabiesAngentleman, Saturday, 12 April 2008 23:27 (fourteen years ago) link

Girls who spit=hot.
Girls who chew skoal also=hot (in a 'i kinda wanna grab your ass but, seriously, don't ever kiss me' sorta way)

(I'm not one of those random ass grabbers btw)

RabiesAngentleman, Saturday, 12 April 2008 23:32 (fourteen years ago) link

thanks for clearin that up pal

roxymuzak, Sunday, 13 April 2008 01:45 (fourteen years ago) link

I shouldn't go on the internet after a double dose of nyquil.

RabiesAngentleman, Sunday, 13 April 2008 13:48 (fourteen years ago) link

eleven months pass...

"develop a pot"????

CHOIRS OF TUPPENCE (roxymuzak), Monday, 6 April 2009 04:51 (thirteen years ago) link

11. Give their dogs guy names like Bruce

― felicity, Monday, April 7, 2008 7:48 AM (11 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I had a roommate who named his cat "Michael" wtf.

"Come here Michael Michael Michael"

michael!!!!! lol

CHOIRS OF TUPPENCE (roxymuzak), Monday, 6 April 2009 05:40 (thirteen years ago) link

srsly. Naming your cat "Coconut" or "Mr. Muzzlepoots" or whatever doesn't make you gay.

18. spit

― Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, April 12, 2008 3:16 PM (11 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

There's these dudes I see just standing and spitting in the same spot over and over and over.

19. bitch

20. bitches

CaptainLorax, Monday, 6 April 2009 21:09 (thirteen years ago) link

21. Play bass through a guitar amp.

GLEEPGLOP BLOOPBLORP (nickalicious), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 04:56 (thirteen years ago) link

22. Play Magic: The Gathering at a bar.

GLEEPGLOP BLOOPBLORP (nickalicious), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 05:23 (thirteen years ago) link

22a. Play Magic: The Gathering (at all).

GLEEPGLOP BLOOPBLORP (nickalicious), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 05:23 (thirteen years ago) link

23. Watch AIRWOLF.

GLEEPGLOP BLOOPBLORP (nickalicious), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 05:24 (thirteen years ago) link

"develop a pot"????

U know, a beer gut.

But I have one of those so am I guy ;_;

one art, please (Trayce), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 05:45 (thirteen years ago) link

24. Not deal with illness very well

A Very Powerful Whale Runs To Heaven (latebloomer), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 06:56 (thirteen years ago) link

25. video games at parties

If God Loves Me, Why Can't I Get My Locker Open? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 19:18 (thirteen years ago) link

26. youtube "funny things" at the end of parties

I think no pants is sexy. (Matt P), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 19:53 (thirteen years ago) link

"man wings" sounds like some horrible I dont wanna know male sanitary napkin range.

one art, please (Trayce), Friday, 10 April 2009 02:25 (thirteen years ago) link

20. bitches

― CaptainLorax, Monday, April 6, 2009 5:09 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

http://imagecache.allposters.com/images/pic/SAG/ST373~Goodnight-Sweet-Prince-Posters.jpg

Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 10 April 2009 02:37 (thirteen years ago) link

w/r/t neckbeards: dudes also be cultivating ridiculously manicured and ornate facial hairs. cf goatees, chinstraps, etc

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Friday, 10 April 2009 02:40 (thirteen years ago) link

i think harbl was curious if you might be a lost little canky

If God Loves Me, Why Can't I Get My Locker Open? (forksclovetofu), Friday, 10 April 2009 19:51 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

30. start acting like assholes when you tell them they are nice

tuppence b. bag (roxymuzak), Sunday, 26 April 2009 00:23 (thirteen years ago) link

^^^ the worst!!!

tehresa, Sunday, 26 April 2009 00:25 (thirteen years ago) link

its sooo juvenile! which is why i did not post in "things men do"

tuppence b. bag (roxymuzak), Sunday, 26 April 2009 00:27 (thirteen years ago) link

i saw a sweet neck goatee in the grocery store the other day. like it looked like just a typical mid-20s "nice guy" with a goatee and long hair but then i passed him again and it was like a cascade of wooly growth from under his neck. grosssssssss

barfy (harbl), Sunday, 26 April 2009 00:40 (thirteen years ago) link

31. Get scratched by a branch, bleed and not even care about it that much

"buttz" (Z S), Sunday, 26 April 2009 00:41 (thirteen years ago) link

^^^i have done this before

tehresa, Sunday, 26 April 2009 00:46 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah, but at any point of time have you been in a group and then someone walks up and says "hey guys...", referring to you and the other people?

If so, you may be a guy!

"buttz" (Z S), Sunday, 26 April 2009 00:49 (thirteen years ago) link

My defense is weak, I know.

"buttz" (Z S), Sunday, 26 April 2009 00:50 (thirteen years ago) link

32. compare display name size

dirty south? clean it up with Orbitz (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, 26 April 2009 00:53 (thirteen years ago) link

33. get "caught" ordering Trojan Magnums online.

"buttz" (Z S), Sunday, 26 April 2009 00:58 (thirteen years ago) link

34. Punch the wall

"buttz" (Z S), Sunday, 26 April 2009 01:00 (thirteen years ago) link

OTM

tuppence b. bag (roxymuzak), Sunday, 26 April 2009 01:02 (thirteen years ago) link

35. put an empty cereal box back in the cabinet

barfy (harbl), Sunday, 26 April 2009 01:02 (thirteen years ago) link

36. Don't complain for months and months and then explode in a violent rampage

"buttz" (Z S), Sunday, 26 April 2009 01:04 (thirteen years ago) link

THEN 34 and possibly 31

"buttz" (Z S), Sunday, 26 April 2009 01:06 (thirteen years ago) link

37. disgruntled shootings

barfy (harbl), Sunday, 26 April 2009 01:11 (thirteen years ago) link

thats not so common in my experience

tuppence b. bag (roxymuzak), Sunday, 26 April 2009 01:16 (thirteen years ago) link

i am a really frustrating person

barfy (harbl), Sunday, 26 April 2009 01:19 (thirteen years ago) link

!

tuppence b. bag (roxymuzak), Sunday, 26 April 2009 01:21 (thirteen years ago) link

38. use up the toilet paper roll & put the new roll on top of the toilet paper wall dispenser instead of properly installing it

dirty south? clean it up with Orbitz (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, 26 April 2009 01:23 (thirteen years ago) link

39. Read novels entirely on the toilet over the course of several weeks.

"buttz" (Z S), Sunday, 26 April 2009 01:24 (thirteen years ago) link

See how I keep riffin' on you like that Curt1s?

"buttz" (Z S), Sunday, 26 April 2009 01:25 (thirteen years ago) link

I consider it a splendid example of what my high school lit teacher referred to as "the great conversation of ideas"

dirty south? clean it up with Orbitz (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, 26 April 2009 01:26 (thirteen years ago) link

she was not a guy iirc

dirty south? clean it up with Orbitz (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, 26 April 2009 01:27 (thirteen years ago) link

use up the toilet paper roll & put the new roll on top of the toilet paper wall dispenser instead of properly installing it

loool i just did this

private static void (electricsound), Sunday, 26 April 2009 01:32 (thirteen years ago) link

40. Act like even a potential pandemic is no reason for precaution

from here:
http://i41.tinypic.com/2u7q6fq.jpg

"buttz" (Z S), Sunday, 26 April 2009 23:37 (thirteen years ago) link

36. Don't complain for months and months and then explode in a violent rampage

― "buttz" (Z S), Sunday, April 26, 2009 11:04 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

THEN 34 and possibly 31

― "buttz" (Z S), Sunday, April 26, 2009 11:06 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Ugh this. Have had several flatmates and bfs suddenly punch fridges, walls, car steering wheels, etc for stupid reason like no milk left/got cut off in traffic/I told their gf they were fucking someone else.

(ok maybe that last one is justifiable punchicide)

one art, please (Trayce), Monday, 27 April 2009 01:15 (thirteen years ago) link

one year passes...

3. develop a pot

― Autumn Almanac, Sunday, April 6, 2008 5:27 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

so what does this mean

max, Friday, 2 July 2010 02:19 (twelve years ago) link

oh i see

max, Friday, 2 July 2010 02:19 (twelve years ago) link

a "beer gut"

max, Friday, 2 July 2010 02:19 (twelve years ago) link

take it over to html giant

bamcquern, Friday, 2 July 2010 05:33 (twelve years ago) link

40. "Its not THAT messy in here, you're too fussy"

C.R.E.P.E (Trayce), Friday, 2 July 2010 06:21 (twelve years ago) link

seven months pass...

DO we have a "things chicks do" thread?

homosexual II, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 01:41 (twelve years ago) link

i don't think so

ENBB, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 01:43 (twelve years ago) link

And is there chicks vs "girls"?

(cos I dont do "girls" things idk)

Cyclone Yazoo (Trayce), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 03:25 (twelve years ago) link

three years pass...

maybe ladies/chicks

(3 year xp)

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Monday, 17 February 2014 20:45 (eight years ago) link

there's a things ladies say thread i think?

we slowly invented brains (La Lechera), Monday, 17 February 2014 21:02 (eight years ago) link

eight years pass...

occasionally send a video clip of a guy appearing to eat his own diarrhea to the group text

Karl Malone, Friday, 23 December 2022 20:57 (one month ago) link

how did this get so far without

30. your mom

the late great, Saturday, 24 December 2022 19:18 (one month ago) link

it's missing a lot of key things. that thing some guys do where if you look at their 'ok' sign and they're holding it beneath the belt, it means they will flick you extremely hard in the testicles, is one thing

Karl Malone, Saturday, 24 December 2022 19:38 (one month ago) link

i probably would have a dozen children if it weren't that game, and i have never once flicked anyone in the balls or even thought about it. now i have to tan my balls all day to make up for what was taken away from me

Karl Malone, Saturday, 24 December 2022 19:39 (one month ago) link

where i grew up that just meant a free punch in the arm, guess i missed out

the late great, Saturday, 24 December 2022 19:41 (one month ago) link

41. Tan their balls

more crankable (sic), Saturday, 24 December 2022 19:49 (one month ago) link

i remember getting punched on the arm, which i also hated (i once had the wind knocked out of me in a baseball game on a pitch that hit me in the bicep. i've got nothing there, there's no padding). and then at some point it was just like "no now we're flicking balls"

Karl Malone, Saturday, 24 December 2022 19:51 (one month ago) link

three weeks pass...

40. Act like even a potential pandemic is no reason for precaution

― "buttz" (Z S), Sunday, April 26, 2009 7:37 PM bookmarkflaglink

prescient!!

here 1st (roxymuzak), Thursday, 19 January 2023 17:36 (two weeks ago) link


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