Casting Call for ILX: THE MOVIE

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STARRING...

Hervé Villechaize is...CHAKI!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/81/HerveVillechaize.jpg

King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 08:10 (eleven years ago) link

Gaz as Jerry Springer

Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 08:13 (eleven years ago) link

Jack Black is...Evil Nazi Admin PASHMINA!

http://msnbcmedia2.msn.com/j/ap/b6abdf37-e013-4cc2-a643-273ca399101e.widec.jpg

King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 08:15 (eleven years ago) link

Francis from Pee Wee as Phil "King Boy Pato" Paterson

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1151/877040314_a4a912d946_o.jpg

chaki, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 08:16 (eleven years ago) link

Michelle Williams as Sunny Successor

http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/movies/images/michelle-williams-2.jpg

roxymuzak, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 08:19 (eleven years ago) link

lead singer of Yellowcard as Catsupppp Dude
http://media.canada.com/1785a528-bef3-4f04-af39-9312146bfd98/yellowcard.jpg

chaki, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 08:19 (eleven years ago) link

Bob Balaban is Omar Little
http://images.broadwayworld.com/upload/22547/tn-500_10.jpg

chaki, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 08:20 (eleven years ago) link

Jess Harvell, surely!!!

roxymuzak, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 08:21 (eleven years ago) link

who is roxy??

gershy, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 08:22 (eleven years ago) link

my first 2 thoughts - marsha mason & rachel leigh cook (LOLOLOLOL)

gershy, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 08:23 (eleven years ago) link

Pop Star Ken Chu as Ken Chu

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v506/kenzhuxiaotianblogspot/KenZhuCityintheSky.jpg

roxymuzak, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 08:24 (eleven years ago) link

Vincent Schiavelli as Aaron Zanders

http://www.ruggedelegantliving.com/a/images/Vincent.Schiavelli.actor.jpg

roxymuzak, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 08:25 (eleven years ago) link

i look a lot like a recent oscar winner - CAN YOU GUESS?!?!?

gershy, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 08:30 (eleven years ago) link

Javier!?

roxymuzak, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 08:31 (eleven years ago) link

Self proclaimed "anal sexpert" Tristan Taormino as Roxy
http://a682.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/66/l_6bb887d1cb5e9fe83308b519a63cdba1.jpg

chaki, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 08:32 (eleven years ago) link

...

Javier Bardem as Gershy

http://manolomen.com/images/javier-bardem-in-no-country-for-old-men.jpg

roxymuzak, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 08:32 (eleven years ago) link

xpost

!!

roxymuzak, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 08:32 (eleven years ago) link

nopes

gershy, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 08:34 (eleven years ago) link

Jonathan Brandis as J0rdan

http://www.minorcon.org/brandis.jpg

roxymuzak, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 08:34 (eleven years ago) link

rip

chaki, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 08:34 (eleven years ago) link

Wallace Shawn as Martin Skidmore

http://www.thelword-downbelow.com/assets/images/news/news_lg_63.jpg

roxymuzak, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 08:40 (eleven years ago) link

Ban Chaki as Ban Chaki

King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 10:36 (eleven years ago) link

Russell Crowe is...ALEX IN NYC!!

http://msnbcmedia4.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/050531/050531_crowe_vmed_12p.widec.jpg

(lol give em 40 odd foot of killing joke lol)

King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 11:24 (eleven years ago) link

at my singnal unleash hell!

latebloomer, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 13:57 (eleven years ago) link

king boy pato

http://www.matusiak.eu/numerodix/blog/wp-content/uploads/robocop_in_action.jpg

latebloomer, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 14:17 (eleven years ago) link

McLovin as Tape Store
http://thepiratesdilemma.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/mclovin-2.JPG

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 5 March 2008 16:43 (eleven years ago) link

Brad Renfro in a heroic performance as Ethan Padgett
http://a.abcnews.com/images/Entertainment/nm_renfro_080226_ms.jpg

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 5 March 2008 16:45 (eleven years ago) link

Porn-quality Jenna Jameson as Luna
http://www.blazinbeauties.com/images2/jenna_jameson/jenna_jameson_4.jpg

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 5 March 2008 16:46 (eleven years ago) link

dom deluise as luna

http://www.cbsnews.com/images/2006/09/23/image32257f29-647a-44bf-8d12-8a6a00aa87ad.jpg

remy bean, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 16:46 (eleven years ago) link

Javier Bardem as Gershy Heave Ho

am0n, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 16:47 (eleven years ago) link

This thread is chok full of OTM.

libcrypt, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 16:47 (eleven years ago) link

I love the idea of Dom Deluise and Jenna Jameson co-starring as Luna.

roxymuzak, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 16:48 (eleven years ago) link

whats the plot of the ILX movie

max, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 16:50 (eleven years ago) link

Food items solve crimes. Comedy.

roxymuzak, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 16:50 (eleven years ago) link

romance?

max, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 16:51 (eleven years ago) link

Like the dylan biopic xpost

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 16:51 (eleven years ago) link

Ben Kingsley is a bit old for nabisco

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 16:53 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTxY8DU16v8

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 16:53 (eleven years ago) link

seventeen different version of the same event, rehashed and discussed to death a la rashoman

remy bean, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 16:55 (eleven years ago) link

Lukas Haas as Crutis

http://w1.1396.telia.com/~u139602049/lukaskid.jpg

roxymuzak, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 16:56 (eleven years ago) link

...and Alba

http://popwatch.ew.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/12/17/lukas_l.jpg

roxymuzak, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 16:56 (eleven years ago) link

ian, jon

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/s.burns/images/morecambeandwise4.jpg

remy bean, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 16:57 (eleven years ago) link

... a very special appearance by DR MORBIUS as HIMSELF

remy bean, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 16:58 (eleven years ago) link

i was trying to think of a good one for morbs but you're right, he should play himself.

bell_labs, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 16:59 (eleven years ago) link

Jon Voight = Gabbneb?

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 17:16 (eleven years ago) link

Michael Cera as Z S:

http://www.michaelcera.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/michael_cera_hot25.jpg

roxymuzak, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 17:17 (eleven years ago) link

Face as Gr8080 0TM

Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 17:22 (eleven years ago) link

Howard Stern as Ned Raggett

http://www.nndb.com/people/430/000022364/hostern.jpg

roxymuzak, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 17:23 (eleven years ago) link

coulda hadda life change in some years

And I find myself shouting... BHOOT!!! BHOOT!!! (tehresa), Monday, 14 September 2009 06:47 (ten years ago) link

so basically he turned out like a teenager

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 14 September 2009 12:34 (ten years ago) link

that guy nobody remembers as me

― electricsound, Thursday, 6 March 2008 15:30 (1 year ago)

James Dean as you, maybe?

Tuomas, Thursday, 17 September 2009 09:24 (ten years ago) link

not beardy enough

million dollar pig junior (electricsound), Thursday, 17 September 2009 09:25 (ten years ago) link

one year passes...

How did I miss this thread? This would be better than the facebook movie.

(¬_¬) (Nicole), Thursday, 23 September 2010 14:42 (nine years ago) link

yes! i loved working on this thread

hoos wears orange camo pants ffs (roxymuzak), Thursday, 23 September 2010 19:17 (nine years ago) link

felt like it was a real movie

hoos wears orange camo pants ffs (roxymuzak), Thursday, 23 September 2010 19:17 (nine years ago) link

this thread came on the same day that grady became mod of 1p3, which was also the same day that the Dyson video was posted

hoos wears orange camo pants ffs (roxymuzak), Thursday, 23 September 2010 19:30 (nine years ago) link

So sad my pic link died.

Mormons come out of the sky and they stand there (Abbbottt), Thursday, 23 September 2010 19:37 (nine years ago) link

four months pass...

Is it as obvious to everyone else as it is to me who this actor from Skins would have to play?

http://static.episode39.it/character/1028.jpg?t=1210880795

ENBB, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 15:27 (eight years ago) link

1/3 of ilx males?

if there is a King Kenny, apparently he is huge into slapstick. (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 15:39 (eight years ago) link

better check the xls

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 15:41 (eight years ago) link

^^ winner

it's pretty uncanny, right?

ENBB, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 15:42 (eight years ago) link

totally

caek, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 15:42 (eight years ago) link

totally jaymc

dark link (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 17:19 (eight years ago) link

can I be the villain in this movie?

homosexual II, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 18:23 (eight years ago) link

playing the part 'homosexual II' http://grab.by/8I96

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 18:25 (eight years ago) link

this is reminding me of the fact that in the pedro zamora tv movie, they had actors playing the real world 3 people. and it was kind of amazing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P27YGmdjZc8

homosexual II, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 18:25 (eight years ago) link

omg

ENBB, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 19:21 (eight years ago) link

Oh, that was T-1000? I thought it was James Dean.

― Tuomas, Saturday, March 8, 2008 7:19 AM Bookmark

Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 20:12 (eight years ago) link

As the shock wears off, Jenny turns both hostile and frightened of him. After repeatedly and unsuccessfully attempting to escape, she finally implores the Starman to shoot her with her pistol. But instead, the Starman releases the pistol's magazine and tells her he means her no harm. As they continue on their journey, the Starman, who had a rough understanding of English syntax from the Voyager 2 disk, learns to communicate his presence to Jenny, and Jenny teaches the Starman that humanity is not completely savage.

omar little, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 21:53 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

yeah sheen has been looking strikingly kenan-esque

J0rdan S., Sunday, 13 March 2011 04:56 (eight years ago) link

sheenan

Not the real Village People, Sunday, 13 March 2011 06:07 (eight years ago) link

that is good!

☠ (roxymuzak), Sunday, 13 March 2011 16:10 (eight years ago) link

i mean, that is a good choice

☠ (roxymuzak), Sunday, 13 March 2011 16:10 (eight years ago) link

four weeks pass...

BJ Novak as J0rdan S4rgent??

http://www.zap2it.com/media/photo/2009-01/44703859.jpg

☠ (roxymuzak), Sunday, 10 April 2011 19:07 (eight years ago) link

intriguing

ban drake (the rapper) (max), Sunday, 10 April 2011 19:14 (eight years ago) link

ha yes

banjee trillness (The Reverend), Sunday, 10 April 2011 20:16 (eight years ago) link

i feel okay about this

J0rdan S., Monday, 11 April 2011 02:20 (eight years ago) link

hes a good looking guy imo

☠ (roxymuzak), Monday, 11 April 2011 03:19 (eight years ago) link

I can't imagine anybody playing hoos besides Francis Capra

one man's skeevy gas station = another man's supermarket (Drugs A. Money), Monday, 11 April 2011 03:44 (eight years ago) link

Rly? I'd have said Tom Waits. Pre HOOScut anyway.

Concubine Tree (Trayce), Monday, 11 April 2011 03:58 (eight years ago) link

what

J0rdan S., Monday, 11 April 2011 04:04 (eight years ago) link

Yeah I think a gr80 is more than a bit better lookin' for starters!

Concubine Tree (Trayce), Monday, 11 April 2011 04:09 (eight years ago) link

you are probably right

We're just so lost as a buzzosphere (rip van wanko), Monday, 11 April 2011 04:11 (eight years ago) link

i admire dude's weight loss feat but tbh i look nothing like him

i shook bj novak's hand once

Oink Administrator (gr8080), Monday, 11 April 2011 04:12 (eight years ago) link

i gave hj novak a blowjob once

the George Washington of butts (sic), Monday, 11 April 2011 05:37 (eight years ago) link

I can totally see Jordan in Novak.

ENBB, Monday, 11 April 2011 14:26 (eight years ago) link

eric dane as elmo

uhh rly?? v flattering of gabnebb to say but i don't see it apart from the general facial hair situation

idk if i've ever seen this thread!

tangelo amour (elmo argonaut), Monday, 11 April 2011 14:42 (eight years ago) link

two years pass...

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lft0hrt7mh1qbmktzo1_500.jpg

Gwenno Saunders (center) as ENBB

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Monday, 12 August 2013 18:06 (six years ago) link

!

BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 12 August 2013 18:17 (six years ago) link

i am otm

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Monday, 12 August 2013 18:37 (six years ago) link

"McLovin as Tape Store" an all time great post btw

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Monday, 12 August 2013 18:40 (six years ago) link

^ yes

I tweeted too much and I am in jail. (crüt), Monday, 12 August 2013 18:46 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

terry hall as jw

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Friday, 11 October 2013 03:04 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...
two years pass...

So I don't know this person but am I crazy or does she look A LOT like Justine?

https://scontent.fphl1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/11811537_10100539276721932_5184361251276645066_n.jpg?oh=2ef0c87ef693127b2ba41dc8bf65878e&oe=57D790E9

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Thursday, 16 June 2016 20:49 (three years ago) link

Left or right?

Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Thursday, 16 June 2016 20:55 (three years ago) link


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