"CALVIN JOHNSON HAS RUINED ROCK FOR AN ENTIRE GENERATION"
― bamcquern, Sunday, 20 September 2009 00:02 (fifteen years ago) link
A little overstated.
^^^ not as cool as the big version which did not post properly.
pretty sure everyone is gonna wanna hear sarahel's story?
― ian, Sunday, 20 September 2009 00:02 (fifteen years ago) link
we've probably built it up too much tbh
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Sunday, 20 September 2009 00:03 (fifteen years ago) link
She's all like, I'm no starfucker, I'm not dick ridin, this has gone on far enough.
― bamcquern, Sunday, 20 September 2009 00:03 (fifteen years ago) link
ian & enbb - I've pm-ed you with the story.
― display name on board (sarahel), Sunday, 20 September 2009 00:10 (fifteen years ago) link
:D
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Sunday, 20 September 2009 00:11 (fifteen years ago) link
basically I don't want to post it here because of googlability
― display name on board (sarahel), Sunday, 20 September 2009 00:14 (fifteen years ago) link
You've got googlabilityYou could be a starIt ain't hard
― bamcquern, Sunday, 20 September 2009 00:16 (fifteen years ago) link
lol good story. confirms that Cal is a spoiled dweeb.
― ian, Sunday, 20 September 2009 00:18 (fifteen years ago) link
i kinda want to be just some chick here, and not defined or known by my "job," not like it's a super-exciting or influential one, by any means ...
― display name on board (sarahel), Sunday, 20 September 2009 00:19 (fifteen years ago) link
xp ian - yeah, that was what I took away from the experience.
― display name on board (sarahel), Sunday, 20 September 2009 00:23 (fifteen years ago) link
being defined by yer gender is def way better than being defined by yer job imo
― ian, Sunday, 20 September 2009 00:25 (fifteen years ago) link
revealing one's gender on ilx is kinda unavoidable imo
― display name on board (sarahel), Sunday, 20 September 2009 00:27 (fifteen years ago) link
im female btw
― alien vs the smiths (country matters), Sunday, 20 September 2009 00:28 (fifteen years ago) link
u dronk
― ian, Sunday, 20 September 2009 00:29 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.thenextwave.biz/tnw/wp-content/uploads/2006/06/Dyson.jpg
― display name on board (sarahel), Sunday, 20 September 2009 00:30 (fifteen years ago) link
lol
sarahel can you email me that story too plz? :)
― alien vs the smiths (country matters), Sunday, 20 September 2009 00:30 (fifteen years ago) link
sent.
― display name on board (sarahel), Sunday, 20 September 2009 00:45 (fifteen years ago) link
how bout u just post it on 77
― the nader of civilization (k3vin k.), Sunday, 20 September 2009 00:55 (fifteen years ago) link
if I post it on 77, will people message me with real or fake ILX crushes, so I won't feel like my revive of that thread wasn't a dismal failure?
― display name on board (sarahel), Sunday, 20 September 2009 00:56 (fifteen years ago) link
Why would they email you fake ones though? Seems like a waste.
The one person who admitted to crushing on me on that thread later outed himself. It was sweet.
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Sunday, 20 September 2009 00:58 (fifteen years ago) link
fake ones could be funny.
― display name on board (sarahel), Sunday, 20 September 2009 01:01 (fifteen years ago) link
I understand the reluctance to post that sort of thing though. My best friend had a relationship with someone v famous and sorta controversial who comes up a lot here and elsewhere and I always want to post things I know but haven't since I'm also afraid of the google factor or just coming off all pretentious or something.
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Sunday, 20 September 2009 01:01 (fifteen years ago) link
x-post ok, that's true.
xp - I don't want to be a namedropper type ... even though almost of the people I have stories about aren't all that famous, though a few come up from time to time.
― display name on board (sarahel), Sunday, 20 September 2009 01:03 (fifteen years ago) link
Yeah, exactly.
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Sunday, 20 September 2009 01:04 (fifteen years ago) link
ok something incredibly insane just happened
― alien vs the smiths (country matters), Sunday, 20 September 2009 01:05 (fifteen years ago) link
involving Calvin Johnson?
― display name on board (sarahel), Sunday, 20 September 2009 01:07 (fifteen years ago) link
did KBP reveal his secret ilx crush to you?
― display name on board (sarahel), Sunday, 20 September 2009 01:08 (fifteen years ago) link
me: who who who whoplz say *** *** Erica: WTF have I told you this before??? me: noi was guessing Erica: how did you guess that??? me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Erica: yes, it was Mr. ***!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!me: that is insane Erica: just cause I said controversial???you got it from that? me: omg Erica: I KNOW
― alien vs the smiths (country matters), Sunday, 20 September 2009 01:09 (fifteen years ago) link
I really don't think I've ever told Louis about that before. Weird.
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Sunday, 20 September 2009 01:11 (fifteen years ago) link
I think that crush thread revive should just be put in the failed experiment category. oh well.
― display name on board (sarahel), Sunday, 20 September 2009 01:11 (fifteen years ago) link
Sarahel it's a sat night so you probably wouldn't get many responses. Also, if ppl webmail you their crushes you would see who they were, right? Lack of total anonymity would probably deter ppl.
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Sunday, 20 September 2009 01:13 (fifteen years ago) link
you're totally right ... i just thought it had lolz potential.
― display name on board (sarahel), Sunday, 20 September 2009 01:14 (fifteen years ago) link
sarahel I will totally anonymously email you a crush! It will probably refer to Mr Que.
― alien vs the smiths (country matters), Sunday, 20 September 2009 01:15 (fifteen years ago) link
I mean ppl could create a new login or something but that's a hell of a lot of trouble to go through for that sorta thing.
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Sunday, 20 September 2009 01:17 (fifteen years ago) link
ha! ... I think I did post my friend's story about M1ke P@tton ... there was some related anecdote/joke about not wearing panties in church, but I'm not sure if that actually has to do with Mr. P.
― display name on board (sarahel), Sunday, 20 September 2009 01:18 (fifteen years ago) link
Yeah, you said he was an asshole.
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Sunday, 20 September 2009 01:19 (fifteen years ago) link
xp - enbb - I was mainly thinking of people making up fake crushes on ilxors like Steven Garza and Mar1ssa M@rchant.
she only said he was crepey.
― display name on board (sarahel), Sunday, 20 September 2009 01:21 (fifteen years ago) link
Ahhh ok. I added the asshole part myself then. See?? This is what happens when you tell stories about famous people. ;-)
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Sunday, 20 September 2009 01:22 (fifteen years ago) link
she also said "he likes them young"
― display name on board (sarahel), Sunday, 20 September 2009 01:22 (fifteen years ago) link
i have a crush on stephen_garza's girlfriend tbh
― alien vs the smiths (country matters), Sunday, 20 September 2009 01:23 (fifteen years ago) link
you've gotta say why!
― display name on board (sarahel), Sunday, 20 September 2009 01:23 (fifteen years ago) link
the lolz are in the "why"
So he and Mr. Johnson have that in common then. Interesting.
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Sunday, 20 September 2009 01:23 (fifteen years ago) link
because of her beautiful tit flesh, duh xp
― alien vs the smiths (country matters), Sunday, 20 September 2009 01:24 (fifteen years ago) link
pass th' hot cocoa and make room under the blanket; it's a SECRET GOSSIP CIRCLE
― EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I’M A FAN OF REAL POP CULTURE! (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 20 September 2009 01:48 (fifteen years ago) link
Maybe you should have a secret crush email, sarahel, that you can post on that board and check. Then people can use fake email accounts to email you instead of creating fake ilx accounts.
― bamcquern, Sunday, 20 September 2009 02:05 (fifteen years ago) link
if I find time at work tonight I might do this.
― display name on board (sarahel), Sunday, 20 September 2009 02:09 (fifteen years ago) link