My kids invented an Olympic event called “Sleed” where competitors fall asleep in a sled hooked up to sleep monitors and then are pushed down ski slopes. The person who stays asleep the longest wins. And staying up all night the night before so you’re extra tired is considered cheating.
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 14 May 2024 20:03 (one month ago) link
Chips made out of ice cream conesDips are like slightly melted ice creamProfit
― brimstead, Tuesday, 14 May 2024 20:38 (one month ago) link
bands should play live albums live
recreate the stage banter from famous setsany infamous fightsmistakes re-made
― Iacocca Cola (Neanderthal), Thursday, 23 May 2024 16:40 (four weeks ago) link
great idea. would it be their own famous live albums, or other people's?
― not the one who's tryin' to dub your anime (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 23 May 2024 18:47 (four weeks ago) link
"KANSAS presents, one night only...
their rendition of IGGY POP'S Metallic K.O."
― Iacocca Cola (Neanderthal), Thursday, 23 May 2024 19:54 (four weeks ago) link
Neanderthal have you heard The Residents “cover album” of James Brown’s live at the apollo? They recreate all the ad libs and banter and the introduction etc, very strange sounding of course
― brimstead, Thursday, 23 May 2024 20:18 (four weeks ago) link
oh no but see I knew someone had to have done it!
― Iacocca Cola (Neanderthal), Thursday, 23 May 2024 20:19 (four weeks ago) link
I really want a t-shirt that says "Ask me about my SHIRT" - does this exist?
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 29 May 2024 18:24 (three weeks ago) link
I feel like a "Don't ask me about my SHIRT" t-shirt would be better
― silverfish, Wednesday, 29 May 2024 18:38 (three weeks ago) link
I'm going to write a book where I dress as a 70s disco habitué and reveal my encounters with rockism in present-day society.
― Halfway there but for you, Thursday, 30 May 2024 18:46 (three weeks ago) link
Glam Like Me
― Millennium Falco (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 31 May 2024 15:04 (three weeks ago) link
Right-winger sets out to write "Gay Like Me"
... ends up publishing "Gay Me".
― pplains, Friday, 31 May 2024 16:18 (three weeks ago) link
Wouldn’t “Gay Like Me” imply a person going undercover as gay to see how gay people are treated, and thus not be a right wing idea?
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 31 May 2024 18:51 (three weeks ago) link
man alive! Hey
― Millennium Falco (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 31 May 2024 18:54 (three weeks ago) link
the reverse is a book about how someone who was previously intolerant grew to embrace gay culture, called Me Like Gay
― Iacocca Cola (Neanderthal), Friday, 31 May 2024 19:00 (three weeks ago) link
Hey YMP!
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 31 May 2024 23:40 (three weeks ago) link
biopic should be defined ongoing as a film of someone going to the bathroom. biographical films should be called Wikipedia on Film
― Iacocca Cola (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 4 June 2024 03:14 (two weeks ago) link
edible pro audio equipment & medical supplies
― Deflatormouse, Tuesday, 18 June 2024 20:51 (three days ago) link
a cover of charles lloyd's "TM" but it's about cock and ball torture
― budo jeru, Tuesday, 18 June 2024 20:57 (three days ago) link
A cover version of Billy Joel's 'Allentown' but titled 'Camden Town' and with new lyrics such as:
Well we're waiting here in Camden Townfor the Cool Brittania we never found
― you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Wednesday, 19 June 2024 18:23 (two days ago) link
for dogs that constantly eat other dogs' shit...
a type of doggy treat that smells and looks like shit, but is actually full of helpful nutrients
Feces Pieces
― Iacocca Cola (Neanderthal), Thursday, 20 June 2024 15:56 (yesterday) link