your terrible ideas

could it be called Weyeps Blutt

Paul McCartney to release an acoustic album of James Brown covers: Mutha's Nature's Son.

The Shipping Forecast

A podcast wherein I soothingly read the hot trends on fanfic sites.

Sonic mpreg, moderate or good. Luigi x Bowser, moving slowly, enemies to lovers.

a compilation of silent lead ins from classic ECM album openers

Sonic mpreg, moderate or good. Luigi x Bowser, moving slowly, enemies to lovers.

lmao

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In association football tournaments, abolish penalty kicks. After extra time, a panel of three judges scores each half and extra time and chooses the winner, like boxing

...or, every ten minutes of extra time they stop and bring in the sidelines and move the goals closer together...

Starby's: Home of the Pumkin Spice Beef

A historical fiction novel about former king of Denmark Harald "Bluetooth" Gormsson which mostly focuses on his personal life and his inability to connect with others.

Double or triple the size of basketball courts and the height of the nets.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-yfZn5iYJE

lmao at STUPID CRAP FACE

Hard-core dilettante I apologize for being the "here's the relevant xkcd" person but here's the relevant xkcd

https://xkcd.com/2852

I don't engage with sports at all but I watched that entire video, totally enthralled by their
dedication to generating max stupidity.

An edit of Whigfield's 'Saturday Night' that's just 4 minutes and 26 seconds of the "quack quack quack quack" bit from the very beginning on repeat.

Along the lines of Caninus and Hatebeak, a sensitive alt-rock band with two horses on lead vocals called The Neighsayers

And this guy on drums?

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C4vpIIGxvVs/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

there should be a new Hays Code, only instead of requiring adherency to decency standards, it should have only one rule - that all biopics have to be a minimum of 35% inaccurate, and there has to be sorcery in them at some point.

A shock collar for music journalists, delivers a painful zap whenever they write "hypnagogic".

a new gameshow, champion of sleep, in which contestants try to fall asleep in increasingly difficult locations. a crowded bar, a rock concert, outdoors in the rain, during a dental examination...

I'd enter that! Almost passing out on the train now. That's where I'm a viking!

My kids invented an Olympic event called “Sleed” where competitors fall asleep in a sled hooked up to sleep monitors and then are pushed down ski slopes. The person who stays asleep the longest wins. And staying up all night the night before so you’re extra tired is considered cheating.

Chips made out of ice cream cones

Dips are like slightly melted ice cream

Profit

bands should play live albums live

recreate the stage banter from famous sets
any infamous fights
mistakes re-made

great idea. would it be their own famous live albums, or other people's?

"KANSAS presents, one night only...

their rendition of IGGY POP'S Metallic K.O."

Neanderthal have you heard The Residents “cover album” of James Brown’s live at the apollo? They recreate all the ad libs and banter and the introduction etc, very strange sounding of course

oh no but see I knew someone had to have done it!

I really want a t-shirt that says "Ask me about my SHIRT" - does this exist?

I feel like a "Don't ask me about my SHIRT" t-shirt would be better

I'm going to write a book where I dress as a 70s disco habitué and reveal my encounters with rockism in present-day society.

Glam Like Me

Right-winger sets out to write "Gay Like Me"

... ends up publishing "Gay Me".

Wouldn’t “Gay Like Me” imply a person going undercover as gay to see how gay people are treated, and thus not be a right wing idea?

man alive! Hey

the reverse is a book about how someone who was previously intolerant grew to embrace gay culture, called Me Like Gay

Hey YMP!

biopic should be defined ongoing as a film of someone going to the bathroom. biographical films should be called Wikipedia on Film

edible pro audio equipment & medical supplies

a cover of charles lloyd's "TM" but it's about cock and ball torture

A cover version of Billy Joel's 'Allentown' but titled 'Camden Town' and with new lyrics such as:

Well we're waiting here in Camden Town
for the Cool Brittania we never found

for dogs that constantly eat other dogs' shit...

a type of doggy treat that smells and looks like shit, but is actually full of helpful nutrients

Feces Pieces

A coffee place called "Small Bach Roasters." The logo is a tiny J.S. Bach (perhaps with his tininess emphasized by a coffee mug for scale)

Remaster of Ken Burns' "The Civil War" except instead of slow pans across bloody battlefields, A.I. is used to animate Matthew Brady's photos.

Just picturing a sepia three-eared Stonewall Jackson, his mouth fluttering open and closed like a tarp tied too loosely to the back of a pick-up truck.

hahaha, I like that idea

putting tea into an espresso machine to make concentrated shots of extremely strong tea

then you could add water to make it just like normal tea again. this would be called the "teamericano"

There's a dude I follow on instagram who demos all kinds of espresso equipment and sometimes he does weird stuff like putting cocoa in the portafilter or a lemon at the bottom of it. Possible he's tried tea bags.

I've had the sound of this stuck in my head for a week - it's a hip-hop cover of Fast Car in shitty rap-singing (think like 50 Cent singing a hook), but it's completely straight, no changes to the lyrics, done all the way through.

I can hear it and I love it