there should be a #onethread mode, reading only
― the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 10 July 2023 23:08 (ten months ago) link
an electric noise-canceling screen for taxi cabs between driver and passenger, that's only deactivated when both parties toggle "i feel like chatting"
― budo jeru, Tuesday, 11 July 2023 00:41 (ten months ago) link
wu-tang branded database software - ODBMS
― koogs, Wednesday, 19 July 2023 12:22 (ten months ago) link
ODBMS could also be a laxative
― linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 19 July 2023 13:21 (ten months ago) link
I guess they're old if you needed a laxative
― New No-No Bettencourt (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 19 July 2023 14:42 (ten months ago) link
A classic rock cover band that throws in additional words and beats to the measure of songs so that listeners experience a disruption of the cathartic anthemic choruses. For example
Take me down to the Paradise City/Where the grass is emerald green and the girls are pretty
Whoa, we're fifty percent of the way there/Whoa-oh, livin' on a prayer
Any way that you want it/That is the way you need it
― peace, man, Monday, 7 August 2023 12:28 (nine months ago) link
I like that idea and I feel like you could really take the disruption/denial to an extreme, like time it to exactly the most climactic moments of the chorus and make the melody kind of trail off for a couple of beats.
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 7 August 2023 13:09 (nine months ago) link
Ha, I was just thinking about something like this.
We don't need any indoctrination.We don't need any thought control.
― pplains, Monday, 7 August 2023 13:12 (nine months ago) link
No indoctrination in the classroom.
I love that idea, it's so very Andy Kaufman
― linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Monday, 7 August 2023 13:27 (nine months ago) link
I like this idea. Sounds a bit like Robert Smith or Bob Dylan altering timing just to keep people from singing along.
For a while I used to do a bluegrass "Watchtower" with things like "an unspecified number of riders was approaching."
Also used to do "stop, homies, what's that sound" and "stop, motherfuckers, what's that sound."
― Steely Duran (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 7 August 2023 14:47 (nine months ago) link
to make Bingo more of a skill-based game than purely a 'paying attention' game, some modifications that can be made:
1) You cannot call Bingo by merely shouting Bingo. You instead have to fart audibly so that the Bingo host can hear you. 2) All of the Bingo numbers are read out back to back in 30 seconds by an extremely fast talking person, and you record the ones you (think you) heard and then shout Bingo if you have it.3) Bingo numbers are presented as algebra problems ("B 17+6. B square root of 144. N 7 times 4")4) Bingo is never played again ever.
― earosmith (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 16 August 2023 15:04 (nine months ago) link
3) those are arithmetic problems. algebra would be something like B-17=6. thank you for loving my post.
― actual veggie mexican pizza received (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 16 August 2023 15:38 (nine months ago) link
A Kids in the Hall / De La Soul mash-up record called Daves Eye Know
― budo jeru, Friday, 18 August 2023 19:29 (nine months ago) link
A classic rock cover band that throws in additional words and beats to the measure of songs so that listeners experience a disruption of the cathartic anthemic choruses. For exampleTake me down to the Paradise City/Where the grass is emerald green and the girls are prettyWhoa, we're fifty percent of the way there/Whoa-oh, livin' on a prayerAny way that you want it/That is the way you need it― peace, man, Monday, August 7, 2023 7:28 AM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink
― peace, man, Monday, August 7, 2023 7:28 AM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink
Groove is contained in the heart
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 18 August 2023 19:44 (nine months ago) link
Down in the boondocksDown in the boondocksPeople put me down cause that's the side of town on which I was born
― got it in the blood, the kid's a pelican (Doctor Casino), Friday, 18 August 2023 22:40 (nine months ago) link
lol
― budo jeru, Friday, 18 August 2023 22:45 (nine months ago) link
Welcome back, babyTo the underprivileged side of town
― budo jeru, Friday, 18 August 2023 22:46 (nine months ago) link
life is like a highwayI wanna ride it all the night longIf you're goin' in my wayWell, I wanna drive it all the night long
― actual veggie mexican pizza received (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 18 August 2023 22:54 (nine months ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fp6pvpcZEw
― budo jeru, Friday, 18 August 2023 23:21 (nine months ago) link
any way you want thatthat is the way you likely prefer itany which of the way you want it
― earosmith (Neanderthal), Saturday, 19 August 2023 00:27 (nine months ago) link
She's got itYeah, baby, she's got itWell, I'm your morning star planet VenusI'm your fire, at your desire
― sell cigs to kids (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 19 August 2023 06:55 (nine months ago) link
A film sequel to Little Women, Meg Jo and the others move to the big city! It’s called: Pretty Women
― Snoopy is a cat, who lives in a cage (flamboyant goon tie included), Sunday, 20 August 2023 01:46 (nine months ago) link
A youtube video where I play "pieces" by Sum 41 in thw style of Oliver Anthony's GOP pun song
― actual veggie mexican pizza received (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 22 August 2023 17:30 (nine months ago) link
It Takes The Nation of Islam to Hold Us Back
https://i.imgur.com/py2FOgf.jpg
― pplains, Friday, 25 August 2023 17:36 (nine months ago) link
MaureenLand: a museum devoted to the film and television work of Maureen O'Hara, Maureen O'Sullivan, Maureen Stapleton, and Maureen McCormick.
― clemenza, Thursday, 31 August 2023 11:15 (nine months ago) link
Rappers who do live shows which are only live recreations of their skits
― Make the chats AI (Neanderthal), Saturday, 9 September 2023 17:05 (eight months ago) link
An Elvis impersonator doing a cover verion of the Pet Shop Boys' 'DJ Culture'.
― you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Sunday, 10 September 2023 10:24 (eight months ago) link
If they're not being kissed by killer whales, I'm not going.
― Halfway there but for you, Sunday, 10 September 2023 17:04 (eight months ago) link
A weed store that sells custom one-of-a-kind blends...
Non-Fungible Tokin'
― The Royal House of Hangover (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 3 October 2023 17:11 (eight months ago) link
Unfound footage horror.
where characters spend 90 minutes lamenting that there is no recovered video of what happened to their loved one and they are no closer to understanding what happened then the film just eventually ending abruptly.
― real warm grandpa (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 4 October 2023 01:35 (eight months ago) link
Parody cover band called Bob Marley and the Waiters, with songs like "Put It Off" and "Rastaman Procrastination"
― budo jeru, Wednesday, 4 October 2023 01:51 (eight months ago) link
Exo-doss
― ...eh you get the gist of it (dog latin), Wednesday, 4 October 2023 01:56 (eight months ago) link
Redemption Slog
― sell cigs to kids (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 4 October 2023 06:21 (eight months ago) link
"Waiting in Vain" is RIGHT THERE, people.
― The Royal House of Hangover (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 4 October 2023 15:24 (eight months ago) link
Get Up (later) Stand Up (eventually)
― The Royal House of Hangover (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 4 October 2023 15:26 (eight months ago) link
Chant Down Babylon Tomorrow
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 4 October 2023 17:17 (eight months ago) link
4000 Years
― sell cigs to kids (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 4 October 2023 21:06 (eight months ago) link
Improve a poem or aphorism by replacing the word "beauty" with the word "booty."
E.g., "Booty is truth; truth, booty."
― Breakfast at Tiffani Amber Thiessen's (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 25 October 2023 08:13 (seven months ago) link
country song called "mama sure loved to say the n-word"
― donald wears yer troosers (doo rag), Wednesday, 25 October 2023 08:26 (seven months ago) link
movie script called "raging fury" - the 2nd coming of jesus christ as a foul-mouthed violent bigot who utters sassy catchprases while beating the tar out of his antagonists
― donald wears yer troosers (doo rag), Wednesday, 25 October 2023 08:31 (seven months ago) link
self help book "wank your way to inner peace"
― donald wears yer troosers (doo rag), Wednesday, 25 October 2023 08:32 (seven months ago) link
Experimental bodybuilding:Pudgy chest and arms, shredded sixpack, skinny legs...Or, right arm and left leg jacked, smooth, honey brown and oiled, every thing else pale, hairy and dry...
― m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Wednesday, 25 October 2023 11:25 (seven months ago) link
for the booty of the earth
― real warm grandpa (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 25 October 2023 17:04 (seven months ago) link
AI toilet that wipes your butt for you
but sometimes incorrectly
could it be called Weyeps Blutt
― budo jeru, Wednesday, 25 October 2023 23:55 (seven months ago) link
Paul McCartney to release an acoustic album of James Brown covers: Mutha's Nature's Son.
― Halfway there but for you, Friday, 27 October 2023 15:52 (seven months ago) link
The Shipping Forecast
A podcast wherein I soothingly read the hot trends on fanfic sites.
Sonic mpreg, moderate or good. Luigi x Bowser, moving slowly, enemies to lovers.
― emil.y, Friday, 3 November 2023 04:17 (seven months ago) link
a compilation of silent lead ins from classic ECM album openers
― corrs unplugged, Friday, 3 November 2023 07:38 (seven months ago) link