your terrible ideas

If you were the sort of person that Davud Brooks would describe as a "bourgeois bohemian" and someone were to try to monetize your fear of missing out by offering you access to two exciting threads for the price of one, that might be termed BOBO FOMO BOGO.

Then Styx could write a song about it, the refrain of which might begin "domo arigato..."

for parties: a long-handled usher's basket full of amber bocks

there should be a #onethread mode, reading only

an electric noise-canceling screen for taxi cabs between driver and passenger, that's only deactivated when both parties toggle "i feel like chatting"

wu-tang branded database software - ODBMS

ODBMS could also be a laxative

I guess they're old if you needed a laxative

A classic rock cover band that throws in additional words and beats to the measure of songs so that listeners experience a disruption of the cathartic anthemic choruses. For example

Take me down to the Paradise City/Where the grass is emerald green and the girls are pretty

Whoa, we're fifty percent of the way there/Whoa-oh, livin' on a prayer

Any way that you want it/That is the way you need it

I like that idea and I feel like you could really take the disruption/denial to an extreme, like time it to exactly the most climactic moments of the chorus and make the melody kind of trail off for a couple of beats.

Ha, I was just thinking about something like this.

We don't need any indoctrination.
We don't need any thought control.

No indoctrination in the classroom.

I love that idea, it's so very Andy Kaufman

I like this idea. Sounds a bit like Robert Smith or Bob Dylan altering timing just to keep people from singing along.

For a while I used to do a bluegrass "Watchtower" with things like "an unspecified number of riders was approaching."

Also used to do "stop, homies, what's that sound" and "stop, motherfuckers, what's that sound."

to make Bingo more of a skill-based game than purely a 'paying attention' game, some modifications that can be made:

1) You cannot call Bingo by merely shouting Bingo. You instead have to fart audibly so that the Bingo host can hear you.
2) All of the Bingo numbers are read out back to back in 30 seconds by an extremely fast talking person, and you record the ones you (think you) heard and then shout Bingo if you have it.
3) Bingo numbers are presented as algebra problems ("B 17+6. B square root of 144. N 7 times 4")
4) Bingo is never played again ever.

3) those are arithmetic problems. algebra would be something like B-17=6. thank you for loving my post.

A Kids in the Hall / De La Soul mash-up record called Daves Eye Know

A classic rock cover band that throws in additional words and beats to the measure of songs so that listeners experience a disruption of the cathartic anthemic choruses. For example

Take me down to the Paradise City/Where the grass is emerald green and the girls are pretty

Whoa, we're fifty percent of the way there/Whoa-oh, livin' on a prayer

Any way that you want it/That is the way you need it

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Groove is contained in the heart

Down in the boondocks
Down in the boondocks
People put me down cause that's the side of town on which I was born

lol

Welcome back, baby
To the underprivileged side of town

life is like a highway
I wanna ride it all the night long
If you're goin' in my way
Well, I wanna drive it all the night long

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fp6pvpcZEw

any way you want that
that is the way you likely prefer it
any which of the way you want it

She's got it
Yeah, baby, she's got it
Well, I'm your morning star planet Venus
I'm your fire, at your desire

A film sequel to Little Women, Meg Jo and the others move to the big city! It’s called: Pretty Women

A youtube video where I play "pieces" by Sum 41 in thw style of Oliver Anthony's GOP pun song

It Takes The Nation of Islam to Hold Us Back

https://i.imgur.com/py2FOgf.jpg

MaureenLand: a museum devoted to the film and television work of Maureen O'Hara, Maureen O'Sullivan, Maureen Stapleton, and Maureen McCormick.

Rappers who do live shows which are only live recreations of their skits

An Elvis impersonator doing a cover verion of the Pet Shop Boys' 'DJ Culture'.

MaureenLand: a museum devoted to the film and television work of Maureen O'Hara, Maureen O'Sullivan, Maureen Stapleton, and Maureen McCormick.

If they're not being kissed by killer whales, I'm not going.

A weed store that sells custom one-of-a-kind blends...

Non-Fungible Tokin'

Unfound footage horror.

where characters spend 90 minutes lamenting that there is no recovered video of what happened to their loved one and they are no closer to understanding what happened then the film just eventually ending abruptly.

Parody cover band called Bob Marley and the Waiters, with songs like "Put It Off" and "Rastaman Procrastination"

Exo-doss

Redemption Slog

"Waiting in Vain" is RIGHT THERE, people.

Get Up (later) Stand Up (eventually)

Chant Down Babylon Tomorrow

4000 Years

Improve a poem or aphorism by replacing the word "beauty" with the word "booty."

E.g., "Booty is truth; truth, booty."

country song called "mama sure loved to say the n-word"

movie script called "raging fury" - the 2nd coming of jesus christ as a foul-mouthed violent bigot who utters sassy catchprases while beating the tar out of his antagonists

self help book "wank your way to inner peace"

Experimental bodybuilding:
Pudgy chest and arms, shredded sixpack, skinny legs...
Or, right arm and left leg jacked, smooth, honey brown and oiled, every thing else pale, hairy and dry...

for the booty of the earth

AI toilet that wipes your butt for you

but sometimes incorrectly

could it be called Weyeps Blutt

Paul McCartney to release an acoustic album of James Brown covers: Mutha's Nature's Son.