You have posted 8,516 messages
― hello you are very gnocchi i would like taco you in the (country matters), Monday, 3 August 2009 22:23 (fourteen years ago) link
Just Got Offed has posted 12,071 messages
― hello you are very gnocchi i would like taco you in the (country matters), Monday, 3 August 2009 22:25 (fourteen years ago) link
^^ including some of the most memorable ones in ilx history.
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Monday, 3 August 2009 22:27 (fourteen years ago) link
stats for Haberdager and unfished business remain unclear at this stage
― hello you are very gnocchi i would like taco you in the (country matters), Monday, 3 August 2009 22:28 (fourteen years ago) link
You have posted 23,780 messages
― ian, Monday, 3 August 2009 22:30 (fourteen years ago) link
You have posted 1,591 messages
Wow. I've always thought of myself as pretty much a lurker. I guess I am, relatively speaking. But still.
― Signing your smoothie with my food pen (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 3 August 2009 22:46 (fourteen years ago) link
you have to break 2.5% of ned's post total to not be a lurker anymore
― SNaKaTTaK (goole), Monday, 3 August 2009 22:48 (fourteen years ago) link
You have posted 8,042 messages
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 3 August 2009 22:51 (fourteen years ago) link
no wait
You have posted 8,043 messages
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 3 August 2009 22:52 (fourteen years ago) link
shit this thing keeps changing
You have posted 8,044 messages
how do I stop it do I unplug computer
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 3 August 2009 22:53 (fourteen years ago) link
how do i shot
― bind music up, scratch my discs up (Matt P), Monday, 3 August 2009 22:55 (fourteen years ago) link
(stupid)
too many. i think this stat is meant to depress traffic. or just the users.
― Indiana Morbs and the Curse of the Ivy League Chorister (Dr Morbius), Monday, 3 August 2009 22:58 (fourteen years ago) link
You have posted 14,238 messages
― there is no there there (elmo argonaut), Monday, 3 August 2009 22:59 (fourteen years ago) link
how do u find out
― SBed à part (s1ocki), Monday, 3 August 2009 23:09 (fourteen years ago) link
it's at the top of the page when you click on Boards.
― estela, Monday, 3 August 2009 23:11 (fourteen years ago) link
You have posted 32 messages
― SBed à part (s1ocki), Monday, 3 August 2009 23:13 (fourteen years ago) link
You have posted 18,342 messages
^^^ and this is just with this account I assume!!
― 51 is the loneliest number (Curt1s Stephens), Monday, 3 August 2009 23:22 (fourteen years ago) link
You have posted 5,032 messages
i was quite shocked by this but now i see how restrained i have been.
― estela, Monday, 3 August 2009 23:26 (fourteen years ago) link
tsk
― hello you are very gnocchi i would like taco you in the (country matters), Monday, 3 August 2009 23:27 (fourteen years ago) link
i entreat you to change your display name.
― estela, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 00:05 (fourteen years ago) link
maybe he could change it to camembert and choco taco ...
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 00:06 (fourteen years ago) link
roger that
― breastela (country matters), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 00:10 (fourteen years ago) link
isn't that a britishism for something NSFW?
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 00:13 (fourteen years ago) link
not sure who it is that's fuckin with me but mine reads
You have posted 1 message but you've posted it 7330 times
very fucking funny dan or whoever
― the evil genius of Zaiger Genetics (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 00:13 (fourteen years ago) link
omg
― Le Batsman Ivre (country matters), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 00:14 (fourteen years ago) link
sarahel, i think you might enjoy 'dyson with death' on youtube.
― estela, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 00:14 (fourteen years ago) link
louis I don't know if you're aware of this but you can get amazing bargains on florida swampland right now and I am keen to sell you some
― the evil genius of Zaiger Genetics (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 00:15 (fourteen years ago) link
^^^ closer to good Mexican food!
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 00:16 (fourteen years ago) link
youtube, sarahel, youtube.
― estela, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 00:18 (fourteen years ago) link
how do you do this?
― clouds taste metallica (jdchurchill), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 00:19 (fourteen years ago) link
I just went to ilxor.com & it redirected me to youtube where a video of HI DERE in a pope hat saying "you post too much" popped up
― the evil genius of Zaiger Genetics (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 00:19 (fourteen years ago) link
if i can defeat SB i can defeat global warming and hell those 'gators don't stand a chance
― Le Batsman Ivre (country matters), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 00:23 (fourteen years ago) link
up front you can have all the royalties for my upcoming covers project, y/n
― Le Batsman Ivre (country matters), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 00:24 (fourteen years ago) link
LJ if we did a poll of songs you should cover, would you do the winner(s) and post the result on youtube for us?
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 00:26 (fourteen years ago) link
only if TMG was the only act polled, and if JD was forced to appraise the results
― Le Batsman Ivre (country matters), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 00:28 (fourteen years ago) link
nah, it's up to you. no predictable choices is my sole request
― Le Batsman Ivre (country matters), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 00:29 (fourteen years ago) link
you have to change all the words to "taco" though
― the evil genius of Zaiger Genetics (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 00:29 (fourteen years ago) link
or CD binders.
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 00:32 (fourteen years ago) link
snaps i've only posted 134looks like somebody gotta git bizy!also i don't believe i've ever appraised anything
― clouds taste metallica (jdchurchill), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 00:32 (fourteen years ago) link
^^ think he's referring to J0hn
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 00:34 (fourteen years ago) link
right
― clouds taste metallica (jdchurchill), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 00:34 (fourteen years ago) link
though a panel of judges - all with the initials JD would be good, too.
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 00:35 (fourteen years ago) link
i was about to grant JDC a place on the judging panel
― Le Batsman Ivre (country matters), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 00:36 (fourteen years ago) link
only if TMG was the only act polled, and if JD was forced to appraise the results― Le Batsman Ivre (country matters), Tuesday, August 4, 2009 12:28 AM (7 minutes ago)
― Le Batsman Ivre (country matters), Tuesday, August 4, 2009 12:28 AM (7 minutes ago)
They Might be Giants
― 7th joker card is rhe crul ringmaster (jjjusten), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 00:37 (fourteen years ago) link
and the Zach Braff character from Scrubs
― Le Batsman Ivre (country matters), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 00:38 (fourteen years ago) link
it would work in some horrendous, kooky way
I have a friend whose initials are JD, she works with autistic kids. She'd be a great judge.
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 00:39 (fourteen years ago) link
no it is important that j0hn D be forced to choose a They Might (be) Giants song for you because that is part of the painful hilarity xpost
― 7th joker card is rhe crul ringmaster (jjjusten), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 00:40 (fourteen years ago) link
Guess what
― noe love derp wev (wins), Wednesday, 25 November 2015 00:15 (eight years ago) link
My next post after this one will be my 10,000th
― noe love derp wev (wins), Wednesday, 25 November 2015 00:16 (eight years ago) link
!!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/jruH8GUw1fQ/maxresdefault.jpg
i'm ashamed i have not prepared a proper pun for this occasion
― drash, Wednesday, 25 November 2015 00:28 (eight years ago) link
You have posted 9,878 messages
― Treeship, Wednesday, 6 April 2016 20:59 (eight years ago) link
well on my way to the 10,000 club. it would take 51 people at this point to hold me back.
Huh. I just discovered that I've written almost 1,000 more posts under this login (which I've used for less than four years) than I did under my previous login (which I used for twice as long). I've become a verbose muhfuh in my dotage.
― My Whole Existence Is Flan (Old Lunch), Thursday, 7 April 2016 02:27 (eight years ago) link
I posted 0.16% of ILX.― you can be happy also (onimo), Saturday, March 19, 2011 9:46 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― you can be happy also (onimo), Saturday, March 19, 2011 9:46 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
up to 0.18% despite (I think) posting less often
― Don't opine. Dead inside. (onimo), Monday, 11 April 2016 20:59 (eight years ago) link
You have posted 33,482 messages
― μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 11 April 2016 21:12 (eight years ago) link
I'm still averaging about 1000 a year which is enough for me
― ciderpress, Monday, 11 April 2016 21:15 (eight years ago) link
Damnnn dude I have only posted 0.0008% of ilx
― Treeship, Monday, 11 April 2016 21:58 (eight years ago) link
54,057
Slowing down in my bored old age.
― Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. (Trayce), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 06:56 (eight years ago) link
i've only posted 3,470 times but every post inspired another poster to go out and form a post of their own
― a lad of balls (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 09:45 (eight years ago) link
(whereas I've posted a measly 7,235 messages)
― Remember! The cormorant is a big brrd. It has got a long neck. (unregistered), Saturday, November 2, 2013 11:36 PM (2 years ago)
You have posted 9,610 messages
― small doug yule carnival club (unregistered), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 10:15 (eight years ago) link
Treeship and I have each posted about 0.08% of ilx. he forgot to multiply by 100.
― small doug yule carnival club (unregistered), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 10:17 (eight years ago) link
ah
― Treeship, Wednesday, 13 April 2016 22:12 (eight years ago) link
You have posted 10,171 messages
sad i missed that i'd passed through the big 10k threshold, i'll have to wait another ten years or so and celebrate my 20,000th post
― lazy rascals, spending their substance, and more, in riotous living (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 22:28 (eight years ago) link
You have posted 9,286 messages
― denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 22:34 (eight years ago) link
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― denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 22:35 (eight years ago) link
i'm pretty sure over 1/2 of my posts were from 2013
― Treeship, Wednesday, 13 April 2016 22:36 (eight years ago) link
You have posted 40,068 messages
― Mordy, Wednesday, 13 April 2016 22:40 (eight years ago) link
iirc treesh you have some early realname posts inching you even closer to 10k but poss still not over it
http://www.slate.com/content/dam/slate/articles/news_and_politics/history/2013/06/130607_HIST_JEdgarHoover.jpg.CROP.original-original.jpg
― denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 22:42 (eight years ago) link
You have posted 10,000 messages
― hippie lady from california who loves that god (unregistered), Sunday, 9 October 2016 00:04 (seven years ago) link
fwiw that works out to an average of 3.4 posts per day over the past 8 years. also fwiw my 10,000th post was
so so so unbelievably fucked up― hippie lady from california who loves that god (unregistered)
― hippie lady from california who loves that god (unregistered)
― hippie lady from california who loves that god (unregistered), Sunday, 9 October 2016 00:08 (seven years ago) link
ah fuck i missed mine: 10,113
― florence foster wallace (difficult listening hour), Sunday, 9 October 2016 00:09 (seven years ago) link
21,645
I wonder what the TOMBOT account was up to
― Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Sunday, 9 October 2016 00:11 (seven years ago) link
just under 18,000, according to the search function
― hippie lady from california who loves that god (unregistered), Sunday, 9 October 2016 00:14 (seven years ago) link
my 10,000th post was
you are pitiful, isolated individuals! you are bankrupts! your role is played out. go where you belong from now on -- to check out sex tape!
― florence foster wallace (difficult listening hour), Friday, September 30, 2016 9:58 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― florence foster wallace (difficult listening hour), Sunday, 9 October 2016 00:17 (seven years ago) link
about as appropriate as it was gonna get
― florence foster wallace (difficult listening hour), Sunday, 9 October 2016 00:18 (seven years ago) link
lol
― hippie lady from california who loves that god (unregistered), Sunday, 9 October 2016 00:21 (seven years ago) link
jesus folks at some stage today im likely gonna hit a significant milestone and i aint crying but i aint exactly proud neither
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 02:46 (four years ago) link
You have posted 72,345 messages
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Monday, 7 February 2022 00:31 (two years ago) link
And that's just under the forksclovetofu moniker. Didn't you travel under a different name for a while before you came back home to this one?
― peace, man, Monday, 7 February 2022 16:33 (two years ago) link
yeah, i think i am officially at six figures here
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Monday, 7 February 2022 16:36 (two years ago) link
i have 47,319 as karl malone, not sure about the Z_S era.
all i know is, every single one of them was a fantastic use of my time!!!!!!!!!!!
― Karl Alone music video (Karl Malone), Monday, 7 February 2022 16:40 (two years ago) link
20,565 from this account not sure about total
― chang.eng partition (wins), Monday, 7 February 2022 16:41 (two years ago) link
89,433 on this log in and a few under other aliases I can't account for
― Reader, I buried him (Noodle Vague), Monday, 7 February 2022 16:45 (two years ago) link
I've got 3,956 under this name and 20,183 from my old how's life account. I'd have to guess somewhere under 10,000 total from all my accounts previous to that one.
― peace, man, Monday, 7 February 2022 16:46 (two years ago) link
I can't wait until we can finally trade them in for cold hard cash.
― peace, man, Monday, 7 February 2022 16:57 (two years ago) link
paymentforposts
― Karl Alone music video (Karl Malone), Monday, 7 February 2022 16:59 (two years ago) link
You have posted 37,845 messages
― change display name (Jordan), Monday, 7 February 2022 17:42 (two years ago) link