A&E already has Parking Wars, if "reality" shows count.
― dow, Sunday, 26 February 2023 18:18 (one year ago) link
Starting a company selling pork products just to run the following advert on UK public transport only:
See it.Scoff it.Sausage.
― ledge, Monday, 27 February 2023 09:59 (one year ago) link
Apollo 432 - an Apollo 440 tribute act who use the A=432Hz tuning standard.
― you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Sunday, 5 March 2023 19:52 (one year ago) link
I Never Sausage A Thing
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Sunday, 5 March 2023 20:25 (one year ago) link
parking wars is pretty much the worst of humanity on display, just super cringeful tv
― not too strange just bad audio (brimstead), Sunday, 5 March 2023 20:55 (one year ago) link
it gets kinda ummmm “kafkaesue” at times when it’s like some person having to run back and forth from the dmv to the towing place and shit
― not too strange just bad audio (brimstead), Sunday, 5 March 2023 20:58 (one year ago) link
one of those "pay in 4 interest free payment" companies, but you only get the portion of the product you've currently paid for.
so if the concert u paid for comes around and you only paid 50%, you are asked to leave midway through. if you've only paid for 25% of your groceries, they give you that 25%, hold onto the other 75% and release them to you as you make the payments. by then they are all moldy
― hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal), Thursday, 9 March 2023 00:07 (one year ago) link
1/4 wedge of each grocery item
a jar of pickles sliced into fourths
one quarter of a raw egg, x12
― the royal y'all (cat), Thursday, 9 March 2023 07:21 (one year ago) link
That reminds me, every so often I have the terrible idea of marketing existing food products but at 103% of their usual size to account for what you can't get out of the jar/can etc.So baked beans with an extra teaspoonful in there because you can't get every drop of sauce out, same for ketchup etc etc
― kinder, Thursday, 9 March 2023 10:47 (one year ago) link
so if the concert u paid for comes around and you only paid 50%, you are asked to leave midway through.
Or you have to wear special headphones that only include the bassist and the drummer, and you're made to wear an eyepatch over one eye.
― Halfway there but for you, Thursday, 9 March 2023 16:18 (one year ago) link
If I was Jeff Bezos I'd pay to make shot for shot remakes of every episode of old sitcoms, but one of the characters would be played by me (Jeff Bezos). So you'd make a shot for shot remake of every episode of Third Rock From The Sun for example, but instead of French Stewart it would be Jeff Bezos. It wouldn't always have to be one of the main characters either, you could remake Cheers but with Jeff Bezos playing Al.
― soref, Saturday, 11 March 2023 12:06 (one year ago) link
it surprises me that there is no tech billionaire who has paid to make a shot for shot remake of e.g. Star Wars, with themselves playing Han Solo or something. You'd think there must be some overlap on the Venn diagram of people who want to do that and who can afford to do that. Maybe someone has, but they just haven't publicised it, it's just something they watch in private on their own.
― soref, Saturday, 11 March 2023 12:13 (one year ago) link
a van dyke parks tribute band called car bridge schools
― budo jeru, Monday, 13 March 2023 05:36 (one year ago) link
breakfast sushi. made with rice krispies.
― ledge, Monday, 27 March 2023 07:57 (one year ago) link
brimestead, an ILX bot that regurgitates brimstead posts but with random extraneous e's sprinkled in
― budo jeru, Tuesday, 28 March 2023 20:10 (one year ago) link
lol at breakfast sushi
― Little Big Man Yells at Red Cloud (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 4 April 2023 16:24 (one year ago) link
That idea owes something to Johnny LaRue's Fish Flakes and Frosted Fish Flakes.
― Halfway there but for you, Wednesday, 5 April 2023 00:46 (one year ago) link
Lol at Johnny LaRue!
― My Ouzo Weighs a Tun (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 5 April 2023 00:47 (one year ago) link
I loved it when he did the science show and hadn't fully woken up yet so he told the boy "make me some coffee, kid, and learn about combustion."
― My Ouzo Weighs a Tun (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 5 April 2023 00:48 (one year ago) link
tampon bandolier
― bloompsadaisy (cat), Thursday, 6 April 2023 04:58 (one year ago) link
Website showing videos of avant-garde jazz: ZornTube
― eclectic mayhem (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 7 April 2023 10:46 (one year ago) link
Coming to Thailand
― Punster McPunisher, Friday, 7 April 2023 10:59 (one year ago) link
Surely it should be ZornHub?
― emil.y, Friday, 7 April 2023 12:54 (one year ago) link
The Wrath of Hub
― Beatles in My Passway (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 7 April 2023 13:05 (one year ago) link
ZornHub is what I should have written, yes, but my brain was not in gear yet
― eclectic mayhem (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 7 April 2023 13:06 (one year ago) link
doesn't seem terrible at all
― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Friday, 7 April 2023 15:56 (one year ago) link
Kazoo vapes.
― you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Sunday, 9 April 2023 17:08 (one year ago) link
Inanimate object centered horror.
Cut - from perspective of a blade of grass, facing a lawnmower that threatens their existence
Puncture - from the perspective of a tire that is gashed by a nail and must fight to survive
Infected - A computer is affected by a virus which causes it to act in destructive ways
Reprogrammed - a VHS tape is recorded over, changing its memories and personality
― Cthulhu Diamond Phillips (Neanderthal), Thursday, 20 April 2023 17:57 (one year ago) link
Art Exhibit: Standing behind table with electromagnet, erasing one by one VHS copies of "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind"
― pplains, Thursday, 20 April 2023 18:05 (one year ago) link
Reprogrammed
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_M%C3%BCller-Fokker_Effect
― you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Thursday, 20 April 2023 19:20 (one year ago) link
Midwest-themed bar/restaurant where the restrooms are marked Michigan and Wisconsin.
― peace, man, Sunday, 23 April 2023 23:50 (one year ago) link
a line of alternative rock-themed chips to include spicy cheese snack Chedd Hot Chili Peppers
― peace, man, Sunday, 23 April 2023 23:55 (one year ago) link
Neanderthal, I really like your horror movie ideas. Could imagine those as animated shorts.
― peace, man, Sunday, 23 April 2023 23:57 (one year ago) link
Libretto X - a covers band who perform Liberty X hits in an operatic style
― boxedjoy, Monday, 24 April 2023 07:37 (one year ago) link
A line of sex toys designed to look and feel exactly like each type of Little Debbie
― joygoat, Sunday, 30 April 2023 00:51 (one year ago) link
Oh dear lord
― Cthulhu Diamond Phillips (Neanderthal), Sunday, 30 April 2023 00:58 (one year ago) link
lmao
― budo jeru, Sunday, 30 April 2023 17:42 (one year ago) link
beware the Star Crunch
― peace, man, Monday, 1 May 2023 01:01 (one year ago) link
Tony, Toni, Tone!
A supergroup featuring bluegrass guitarist Tony Rice, Tony Braxton, and Tone Loc.
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 24 May 2023 13:53 (one year ago) link
*Toni Braxton
I wanted to do a supergroup called Lordy, Lordi, Lorde featuring Eurovision winners Lordi and, uh, Lorde, but I don't think I ever came up with an act for the first name.
― emil.y, Wednesday, 24 May 2023 13:55 (one year ago) link
Why not? You should!
― Do I look like I know what a jpeg is? (dog latin), Wednesday, 24 May 2023 13:59 (one year ago) link
Concept rendering
http://pixmeme.com/ww/UserImages/1d14cb7a-8660-44e5-b69b-1bc1e756cfa4.png
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 24 May 2023 14:06 (one year ago) link
Iommi and Banks are also vying for that first slot.
― Halfway there but for you, Wednesday, 24 May 2023 14:07 (one year ago) link
So there are standing desks and treadmill desks. Terrible idea: the pull-up desk. A pull-up bar is mounted along the front of the desktop, which is high up, so to type on a keyboard on the desk someone would have to do a one handed pull up and then quickly type a few characters before going back down again.
― you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Wednesday, 24 May 2023 18:25 (one year ago) link
emil.y at 2:55 24 May 23I wanted to do a supergroup called Lordy, Lordi, Lorde featuring Eurovision winners Lordi and, uh, Lorde, but I don't think I ever came up with an act for the first name.
― the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 24 May 2023 18:30 (one year ago) link
I once had a similar concept with Miley Cyrus, Milli Vanilli, and Miles Davis
― Landfill Collins (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 24 May 2023 18:34 (one year ago) link
I was trying to devise some inverse 12-tone composition theory where you can use whatever notes you want but you must play them forever in infinite combinations of temporal subdivisions
― brimstead, Wednesday, 24 May 2023 20:10 (one year ago) link
Dave Mustaine may have been unknowingly using that system for the last decade
― the manwich horror (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 24 May 2023 21:06 (one year ago) link
wacky updates to 12-tone composition seem like a good use for AI tbh
― budo jeru, Thursday, 25 May 2023 01:26 (one year ago) link