oh wait it's a 24 hour a day gig - ok the price could be right.
― ledge, Thursday, 15 September 2022 11:23 (two years ago) link
i'd literally set my own hours
― koogs, Thursday, 15 September 2022 11:30 (two years ago) link
VR coffin experience in the metaverse. in real time.
― koogs, Thursday, 15 September 2022 15:10 (two years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/JQqr1LE.jpg
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 15 September 2022 15:16 (two years ago) link
a boutique company that makes USA-made, solid-wood furniture in custom "relic" paint jobs to look like the tired, broken, mass-market Ikea and Target furniture you find in thrift stores.
― budo jeru, Thursday, 15 September 2022 17:50 (two years ago) link
some sort of hybrid of jenga and poker where every time you bet you have to add your oddly shaped chips to the increasingly precarious stack in the middle of the table. I haven't exactly worked out the rules yet.
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Saturday, 17 September 2022 22:29 (two years ago) link
I call it....Joker
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Sunday, 18 September 2022 20:26 (two years ago) link
great name
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 18 September 2022 20:36 (two years ago) link
what about Pingu tho
― assert (matttkkkk), Sunday, 18 September 2022 22:50 (two years ago) link
vacuum hockey tables
― put their faith in a god-fearing man selling them tiny homes (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 29 September 2022 20:30 (one year ago) link
how does a vacuum hockey table work
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 29 September 2022 20:32 (one year ago) link
2 people scraping at the puck with all of their strength, trying to move it even 1 inch
― put their faith in a god-fearing man selling them tiny homes (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 29 September 2022 20:56 (one year ago) link
Announcing debt relief then saying some with private lenders don’t qualify.
― sweating like Cathy *aaaack* (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 29 September 2022 22:39 (one year ago) link
oh, i play that game. it's called "try to pick up a wet noodle off of the floor"
it's IMPOSSIBLE
xp
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 29 September 2022 22:40 (one year ago) link
Belt Sanding Baseball
― stank viola (Neanderthal), Thursday, 29 September 2022 22:47 (one year ago) link
Indie rock rewrite of Jesus Christ Superstar in which Judas sings 'Common People' at Christ
― Cinta Kaz is comin' to town (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 7 October 2022 15:25 (one year ago) link
http://www.youtube.com/watxh?v4Y21VecIIdBI
― the floor is guava (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 7 October 2022 15:30 (one year ago) link
Um
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y21VecIIdBI
Ornette Grapeman and his Raisins of Jazz - This Is Sour Music
― budo jeru, Saturday, 8 October 2022 22:59 (one year ago) link
a movie called “So I Married a Whale Hunter,” an updated filmic version of Moby-Dick, with its most famous song being “Thar She Blows” (to the tune of the La’s)
― broccoli rabe thomas (the table is the table), Tuesday, 11 October 2022 11:51 (one year ago) link
Any movie or TV show with horses in it need to list the horses in the credits, with character names.
Like for House of the Dragon it'd be like:
DAEMON TARGARYEN....MATT SMITH
FIRE-MANE THE FEARLESS.........BUTTERCUP OF POOFYDALE
― the floor is guava (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 11 October 2022 13:39 (one year ago) link
meta legs / QWOP mashup
― koogs, Friday, 14 October 2022 14:58 (one year ago) link
lol, yes
the first person to get to address the meta virtual conference is...whoever can make it up the virtual stage stairs using their QWOP legs
― Karl Malone, Friday, 14 October 2022 15:09 (one year ago) link
a TV channel where someone's living room is randomly displayed for 24 hours, without that person knowing
― stank viola (Neanderthal), Friday, 14 October 2022 16:51 (one year ago) link
this will be known as the Patriot Act Channel
I want to make this movie.
https://i.imgur.com/4hjM0Bq.jpeg
― I Met Mr. Mathis (I M Losted), Sunday, 16 October 2022 21:24 (one year ago) link
elections that civilians are never told the results of
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 14:48 (one year ago) link
Rush / Limbaugh, in which an AI-generated audio deepfake of the deceased conservative radio host does spoken-word versions of all the lyrics of 2112.
Like, Shatner "Lucy in the Sky" style.
― ooh I wanna take ya to Topeka (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 23 November 2022 22:14 (one year ago) link
Traffic lights that, instead of turning red or green, turn infrared and ultraviolet.
― Halfway there but for you, Monday, 28 November 2022 19:21 (one year ago) link
every time i see an old timer's thread bumped on ILM, i get the urge to simply post "dang, RIP" just to momentarily bamboozle whoever opens the thread next
― budo jeru, Thursday, 8 December 2022 03:28 (one year ago) link
sort of a reverse shakey, if you will
― budo jeru, Thursday, 8 December 2022 03:29 (one year ago) link
Damn, RIP
― G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Thursday, 8 December 2022 04:00 (one year ago) link
Christian cannabis brand or podcast called Praise ’n Blaze
― G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Sunday, 11 December 2022 21:07 (one year ago) link
Bryan Ferry sings... the Songs of Autechre
― Urbandn hope all ye who enter here (dog latin), Sunday, 18 December 2022 10:32 (one year ago) link
kraftwork's neon lights but replace 'neon' with 'christmas'. and maybe the synths with glockenspiels.
― ledge, Sunday, 18 December 2022 19:10 (one year ago) link
Autechre should make a Christmas album
― silverfish, Tuesday, 20 December 2022 22:40 (one year ago) link
wasn't Tri Repetae their christmas album?
― “Cheeky cheeky!” she trills, nearly demolishing a roadside post (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 20 December 2022 22:46 (one year ago) link
designer office supply store but instead of office depot it’s called office DRIPot
― the late great, Tuesday, 27 December 2022 18:02 (one year ago) link
A single-issue presidential campaign: every street in the country with the same name should eventually connect if you follow them far enough.
― New York Review of Wooks (swim), Tuesday, 27 December 2022 22:13 (one year ago) link
Mad Max as a two hour play only done in monologue with no set.
Also the cast does not bathe for weeks
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 27 December 2022 22:56 (one year ago) link
that’s a great idea! could be like eugene o’neill’s emperor jones, except instead of brutus jones the main character would be the humungus
― the late great, Tuesday, 27 December 2022 23:18 (one year ago) link
YouTuba
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 29 December 2022 04:38 (one year ago) link
Predator brings alien boyfriend home to family in: Meet The Predators
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Sunday, 1 January 2023 15:52 (one year ago) link
i really want to see the prequel where they meet and fall in love while hunting humans. the meet cute, the instant mutual dislike, followed by the beginnings of a grudging respect when they are forced to work together to eradicate humanity, then the climactic moment when one must sacrifice itself to save the other, the tearful confessions of love and farewell, the miraculous resurrection! and together they zoom off into space, leaving the charred remains of the earth behind them.
― doctor w00t (cat), Sunday, 1 January 2023 16:48 (one year ago) link
i really want to see the prequel where they meet and fall in love
Predator: Predating
― kinder, Sunday, 1 January 2023 18:25 (one year ago) link
alien presents predator with a dripping bouquet of skulls'n'spines, then they go out to olive garden and kill everybody there, pausing for selfies to post on their joint facebook account
― doctor w00t (cat), Sunday, 1 January 2023 18:32 (one year ago) link
― Camaraderie at Arms Length, Sunday, 1 January 2023 18:40 (one year ago) link
omg yes and ripley is alien mom!
― doctor w00t (cat), Sunday, 1 January 2023 18:48 (one year ago) link
― kinder, Sunday, January 1, 2023 1:25 PM (fifty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
A Noah Baumbach Picture
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Sunday, 1 January 2023 19:21 (one year ago) link
I like the image of an alien standing awkwardly a la ben stiller with shoulders hunched and hands in pockets
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Sunday, 1 January 2023 19:23 (one year ago) link